The Unlimited Taco Stand - npcs-world-building-week

Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 27-Dec-21 12:12 PM

y!jumbo

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y!miraak

current Staff: Al Pastor: lots of lore already, is either a sentient hat or the final essence of capitalism becoming and/or possessing different entities every season that, through the power of funny, always somehow represents or relates to the theme and events of the season. La Lengua: two versions of her exist, but both serve the same function: the announcer, mainly, with a bit of dabbling into all other administrative duties. La Lengua is telepathic, and bilingual. Actual Tongue La Lengua is said to be the tongue of an old god, long ago killed and separated from the gods body by the Lovers. Human La Lengua is a minor deity of communication, who long ago chose to walk amongst the mortals of the world. Walt Jabasco: the accountant that briefly took over when Al Pastor was 'Dead'. Basically runs the team with La Lengua while Al Pastor is useless. Makes clones of themself, and uses the Scuttle Mail Service (SMS) to communicate across dimensions. Was also a lawyer for a brief amount of time. Walt Jabasco's office will appear when you are needed. Pepito: our coyote mascot! Every ones favorite 'yote, chases all the balls, will eat your tacos, and knows many facts. Such a good girl! I think we also had an abuela somewhere and pitching machines 'sister' as coaches for batting and pitching respectively (edited)

I think Walt Jabasco was just around (edited)

12:56

I think Walt might've been the accountant? Or the lawyer, it's been ages

I didn't know we actually had lore for Jabsco

"lore" is more like "we joked for a couple hours and then moved on"

no no

12:57

walt has established some lore i think

12:57

i just dont remember

12:57

we also estbalished that he uses the scuttles as his mail delivery system

12:57

which is fun lol

clucked 9000 pinned a message to this channel. 27-Dec-21 12:57 PM

omg

12:58

that is fun

Oh I love that, lol

i love the scuttles mail system

12:59

is it transdementional?

other random NPCS: Hubert "Hubby" Guy: actually an accountant, basils very normal, very boring husband that swears sweater vests and has math pun mugs. Some people don't even think he's real. Pittunia "Pit" Brea: the la brea tar pit tar 'taur; a miserable creature accidentally created by Sexton Prime who currently works as a janitor and is stuck mopping up their own mess because they are made of tar Wyatt Mason's dad, Mr. Mason, name unknown: a single dad (what is his relationship with wyatt mason's mom?) with great legs who is somehow entirely desensitized to whatever is going on with his kid(s) (edited)

13:00

i can t think of others rn im just focused on the scuttles mail system lol

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ok i have thoughts about the scuttles mail system for a few reasons

i feel like yummys family should be included in there her abuelita is someone i think about constantly

13:01

#wildlife-world-building-week ? idk i feel like the scuttles are npcs in this context lol

clucked 9000

i feel like yummys family should be included in there her abuelita is someone i think about constantly

Absolutely, yeah

other npcs i can think of off the top of my head: pittunia "pit" brea, the la brea tar pit tar 'taur; a miserable creature accidentally created by Sexton Prime who currently works as a janitor and is stuck mopping up their own mess because they are made of tar wyatt mason's dad, mr. mason, name unknown; a single dad (what is his relationship with wyatt mason's mom?) with great legs who is somehow entirely desensitized to whatever is going on with his kid(s) basilio mason's husband, hubert(i think that was his name?); i dont actually know much about him @frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 please help horse plinko and harold boysenberry; @Camaclue (🦇) please help (edited)

lmao jello

horse plinko

Walt is our lawyer with a multidimensional office. His door can be accessed when he wants to meet with you.

YEAH THAT ONE

13:04

YOU REMEMBER

13:04

lifts gum like simba

uwu

clucked 9000 pinned a message to this channel. 27-Dec-21 01:06 PM

Horse Plinko and Harold Boysenball kiss each other on the lips

idek what that means

They're love each other

13:10

Gay

13:10

Hand hold

but who are they

Horse Plinko is Sexton's adopted living stock photo son who has taken the role of Officially Unofficial Taco Truck Driver.

13:13

Harold Boysenball is Al Pastor's assistant who was supposed to replace Al when he died but he got better so Harold's in a permanent state of Waiting For Al To Retire

I haven't heard of either of these lmao but I love the idea of Al Pastor having an assistant

13:15

"what's on the calendar for today?" "Well, you have to-" "Just kidding! I don't care!" "Sir please."

lmao poor guy

Harold has over 50 calendars with each and every marked event crossed out

also maybe bound to the job through whatever al's magic is?

al's magic is just really good legalese

Bound to the job through Anxiety

yeah but it's legalese that warps reality

yeah like i said: really good

cause idk who would stay in that job

Actually it's reality that warps legalese

i think aubz @NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 has some thoughts on the mason parents?

would love to hear em bc i dont know nearly enough about them

I'm sorry horse plinko is WHAT

ya know

adopted living stock photo son

Did I know this? I feel like I would know this

It was mentioned a while back

hi uh

https://discord.com/channels/755276674915893309/755278372774608998/899146469020413982

okay. so dadmason! I’m unsure if he’s Wyatt’s biological dad but uhhhh it was proposed in here WAY back when NaN was originally w the tacos that he’s the taco truck guy

so one hc is that mom mason (who noped out after The Incident) works an incredibly ordinary job (like at a diner or something) in a state where blaseball is less popular

also the name Joel has been proposed which is funny considering joel

https://discord.com/channels/755276674915893309/755278372774608998/899150214106054656

13:23

"Horse is a nickname for "Wikihow" and Sexton refuses to explain how it's a nickname Wikihow "Horse Plinko" Wheerer "

Camaclue (🦇)

https://discord.com/channels/755276674915893309/755278372774608998/899146469020413982

I definitely reacted to it and then immediately forgot I guess XD

Joel Mason has a nice ring to it

Joel mason!

Love how we have like 4 people who are all simultaneously "The Taco Truck Guy" can that just be a running joke

Pronounced jole or joe-el

this unholy taco truck that has like 20,000 people who all own and drive it

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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚

this unholy taco truck that has like 20,000 people who all own and drive it

its in the infinite cities after all

Pronounced sibr

Also it takes more than one person to run a taco truck lol

option 1: they all started a business together Option 2: they all operate the taco truck in a state of superposition where they are both running and not running the taco truck

Horse Plinko is the one who takes the orders

option 3: rival taco trucks

they all run it together, the shifts are like 5 minutes long because there are so many people who need to switch out

and then i think their mom, who saw wyatt get NaN'd and went "uhhh actually fmee6ing

this", might be named like stacy or something?

I think the muppets run the truck sometimes

oooo so their mom is alive or at least present, good to know

NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤

option 1: they all started a business together Option 2: they all operate the taco truck in a state of superposition where they are both running and not running the taco truck

what about both

That's really sad :(

Tacos: given options Also tacos: BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH

We love a "yes and"

I think they can make up eventually!

as we say

13:28

por que no los dos

yessss

13:28

classic tacos energy

theremin

I think the muppets run the truck sometimes

can you also eat the muppets

muppets are tacos

13:28

!hellcube

oh no

see lower left

13:28

but upside down

Evil lore: La lengua is Wyatt Masons mom don't ask which one

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don't eat kermit

13:29

hen no

clucked 9000

Evil lore: La lengua is Wyatt Masons mom don't ask which one

DHHSHSHGSGSJHSVSHSVHSHAHHSHSHS

HGEN

please

CURSED

HEN

hen

13:29

why

13:29

I can't be stopped

anyways i don't think the muppets are for sale at the taco truck to eat

13:30

however

13:30

muppet shaped tacos made by the muppets? yes

Can I send this to blaseball struggle

yeah

absolutely

theremin

muppet shaped tacos made by the muppets? yes

its like how ice cream trucks have the like really crappy off-brand sonic popsicles except instead of popsicles they're tacos and instead of sonic it's the muppets

yeah

how would that even look

Did Walt ever get explained for hen here

but they;'re on brand

uhhhhh

how do you make shaped tacos

yes walt did