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For talking about various non-blaseball-player characters, from Al Pastor to Miscellaneous Unnamed Civilian #36
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 27-Dec-21 12:12 PM
y!jumbo waltjabsco
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YAGPDB.xyz BOT 27-Dec-21 12:12 PM
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Razzle Dazzle Ren 27-Dec-21 12:20 PM
y!miraak
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 12:55 PM
current Staff: Al Pastor: lots of lore already, is either a sentient hat or the final essence of capitalism becoming and/or possessing different entities every season that, through the power of funny, always somehow represents or relates to the theme and events of the season. La Lengua: two versions of her exist, but both serve the same function: the announcer, mainly, with a bit of dabbling into all other administrative duties. La Lengua is telepathic, and bilingual. Actual Tongue La Lengua is said to be the tongue of an old god, long ago killed and separated from the gods body by the Lovers. Human La Lengua is a minor deity of communication, who long ago chose to walk amongst the mortals of the world. Walt Jabasco: the accountant that briefly took over when Al Pastor was 'Dead'. Basically runs the team with La Lengua while Al Pastor is useless. Makes clones of themself, and uses the Scuttle Mail Service (SMS) to communicate across dimensions. Was also a lawyer for a brief amount of time. Walt Jabasco's office will appear when you are needed. Pepito: our coyote mascot! Every ones favorite 'yote, chases all the balls, will eat your tacos, and knows many facts. Such a good girl! I think we also had an abuela somewhere and pitching machines 'sister' as coaches for batting and pitching respectively (edited)
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I think Walt Jabasco was just around (edited)
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waltjabsco
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Dec-21 12:56 PM
I think Walt might've been the accountant? Or the lawyer, it's been ages
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KarpskryparN 27-Dec-21 12:56 PM
I didn't know we actually had lore for Jabsco
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Dec-21 12:57 PM
"lore" is more like "we joked for a couple hours and then moved on"
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 12:57 PM
no no
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walt has established some lore i think
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i just dont remember
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we also estbalished that he uses the scuttles as his mail delivery system
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which is fun lol
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omg
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that is fun
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Dec-21 12:58 PM
Oh I love that, lol
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i love the scuttles mail system
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is it transdementional?
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:00 PM
other random NPCS: Hubert "Hubby" Guy: actually an accountant, basils very normal, very boring husband that swears sweater vests and has math pun mugs. Some people don't even think he's real. Pittunia "Pit" Brea: the la brea tar pit tar 'taur; a miserable creature accidentally created by Sexton Prime who currently works as a janitor and is stuck mopping up their own mess because they are made of tar Wyatt Mason's dad, Mr. Mason, name unknown: a single dad (what is his relationship with wyatt mason's mom?) with great legs who is somehow entirely desensitized to whatever is going on with his kid(s) (edited)
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i can t think of others rn im just focused on the scuttles mail system lol
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ok i have thoughts about the scuttles mail system for a few reasons
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:01 PM
i feel like yummys family should be included in there her abuelita is someone i think about constantly
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#wildlife-world-building-week ? idk i feel like the scuttles are npcs in this context lol
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clucked 9000
i feel like yummys family should be included in there her abuelita is someone i think about constantly
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Dec-21 01:01 PM
Absolutely, yeah
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:02 PM
other npcs i can think of off the top of my head: pittunia "pit" brea, the la brea tar pit tar 'taur; a miserable creature accidentally created by Sexton Prime who currently works as a janitor and is stuck mopping up their own mess because they are made of tar wyatt mason's dad, mr. mason, name unknown; a single dad (what is his relationship with wyatt mason's mom?) with great legs who is somehow entirely desensitized to whatever is going on with his kid(s) basilio mason's husband, hubert(i think that was his name?); i dont actually know much about him @frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 please help horse plinko and harold boysenberry; @Camaclue (🦇) please help (edited)
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:02 PM
lmao jello
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horse plinko
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EldritchGum 27-Dec-21 01:03 PM
Walt is our lawyer with a multidimensional office. His door can be accessed when he wants to meet with you.
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:04 PM
YEAH THAT ONE
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YOU REMEMBER
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lifts gum like simba
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EldritchGum 27-Dec-21 01:04 PM
uwu
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Camaclue (🦇) 27-Dec-21 01:08 PM
Horse Plinko and Harold Boysenball kiss each other on the lips
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:09 PM
idek what that means
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Camaclue (🦇) 27-Dec-21 01:10 PM
They're love each other
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Gay
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Hand hold
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but who are they
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Camaclue (🦇) 27-Dec-21 01:12 PM
Horse Plinko is Sexton's adopted living stock photo son who has taken the role of Officially Unofficial Taco Truck Driver.
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Harold Boysenball is Al Pastor's assistant who was supposed to replace Al when he died but he got better so Harold's in a permanent state of Waiting For Al To Retire
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:14 PM
I haven't heard of either of these lmao but I love the idea of Al Pastor having an assistant
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"what's on the calendar for today?" "Well, you have to-" "Just kidding! I don't care!" "Sir please."
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lmao poor guy
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Camaclue (🦇) 27-Dec-21 01:15 PM
Harold has over 50 calendars with each and every marked event crossed out
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also maybe bound to the job through whatever al's magic is?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:16 PM
al's magic is just really good legalese
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Camaclue (🦇) 27-Dec-21 01:16 PM
Bound to the job through Anxiety
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yeah but it's legalese that warps reality
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:16 PM
yeah like i said: really good
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cause idk who would stay in that job
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Camaclue (🦇) 27-Dec-21 01:17 PM
Actually it's reality that warps legalese
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 27-Dec-21 01:17 PM
i think aubz @NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 has some thoughts on the mason parents?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:18 PM
would love to hear em bc i dont know nearly enough about them
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 27-Dec-21 01:18 PM
I'm sorry horse plinko is WHAT
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ya know
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Camaclue (🦇) 27-Dec-21 01:19 PM
adopted living stock photo son
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 27-Dec-21 01:19 PM
Did I know this? I feel like I would know this
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Camaclue (🦇) 27-Dec-21 01:19 PM
It was mentioned a while back
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 27-Dec-21 01:20 PM
hi uh
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 27-Dec-21 01:21 PM
okay. so dadmason! I’m unsure if he’s Wyatt’s biological dad but uhhhh it was proposed in here WAY back when NaN was originally w the tacos that he’s the taco truck guy
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gaybritishcow 27-Dec-21 01:21 PM
so one hc is that mom mason (who noped out after The Incident) works an incredibly ordinary job (like at a diner or something) in a state where blaseball is less popular
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 27-Dec-21 01:22 PM
also the name Joel has been proposed which is funny considering joel
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"Horse is a nickname for "Wikihow" and Sexton refuses to explain how it's a nickname Wikihow "Horse Plinko" Wheerer "
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 27-Dec-21 01:23 PM
I definitely reacted to it and then immediately forgot I guess XD
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:24 PM
Joel Mason has a nice ring to it
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 27-Dec-21 01:24 PM
Joel mason!
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:24 PM
Love how we have like 4 people who are all simultaneously "The Taco Truck Guy" can that just be a running joke
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 27-Dec-21 01:24 PM
Pronounced jole or joe-el
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:24 PM
this unholy taco truck that has like 20,000 people who all own and drive it
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
this unholy taco truck that has like 20,000 people who all own and drive it
its in the infinite cities after all
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Camaclue (🦇) 27-Dec-21 01:25 PM
Pronounced sibr
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 27-Dec-21 01:25 PM
Also it takes more than one person to run a taco truck lol
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 27-Dec-21 01:25 PM
option 1: they all started a business together Option 2: they all operate the taco truck in a state of superposition where they are both running and not running the taco truck
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Camaclue (🦇) 27-Dec-21 01:25 PM
Horse Plinko is the one who takes the orders
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georgia 🌱 27-Dec-21 01:25 PM
option 3: rival taco trucks
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:25 PM
they all run it together, the shifts are like 5 minutes long because there are so many people who need to switch out
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 27-Dec-21 01:26 PM
and then i think their mom, who saw wyatt get NaN'd and went "uhhh actually fmee6ing this", might be named like stacy or something?
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I think the muppets run the truck sometimes
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:26 PM
oooo so their mom is alive or at least present, good to know
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤
option 1: they all started a business together Option 2: they all operate the taco truck in a state of superposition where they are both running and not running the taco truck
what about both
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 27-Dec-21 01:27 PM
That's really sad :(
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:27 PM
Tacos: given options Also tacos: BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 27-Dec-21 01:27 PM
We love a "yes and"
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 27-Dec-21 01:27 PM
I think they can make up eventually!
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as we say
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por que no los dos
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 27-Dec-21 01:28 PM
yessss
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classic tacos energy
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theremin
I think the muppets run the truck sometimes
NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 27-Dec-21 01:28 PM
can you also eat the muppets
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:28 PM
muppets are tacos
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!hellcube
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Carl-bot BOT 27-Dec-21 01:28 PM
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oh no
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:28 PM
see lower left
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but upside down
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:28 PM
Evil lore: La lengua is Wyatt Masons mom don't ask which one
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don't eat kermit
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hen no
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clucked 9000
Evil lore: La lengua is Wyatt Masons mom don't ask which one
NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 27-Dec-21 01:29 PM
DHHSHSHGSGSJHSVSHSVHSHAHHSHSHS
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:29 PM
HGEN
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please
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 27-Dec-21 01:29 PM
CURSED
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:29 PM
HEN
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hen
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why
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:29 PM
ivyguns
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I can't be stopped
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anyways i don't think the muppets are for sale at the taco truck to eat
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however
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muppet shaped tacos made by the muppets? yes
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:31 PM
Can I send this to blaseball struggle
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yeah
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 27-Dec-21 01:31 PM
absolutely
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theremin
muppet shaped tacos made by the muppets? yes
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:31 PM
its like how ice cream trucks have the like really crappy off-brand sonic popsicles except instead of popsicles they're tacos and instead of sonic it's the muppets
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yeah
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 27-Dec-21 01:32 PM
how would that even look
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 27-Dec-21 01:32 PM
Did Walt ever get explained for hen here
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but they;'re on brand
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:32 PM
uhhhhh
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 27-Dec-21 01:32 PM
how do you make shaped tacos
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yes walt did
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you know
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:32 PM
shaped shells :)
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yeah
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you stick animal in some casting goo, make a big mold of animal
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:32 PM
Walt was somewhat explained
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I would like more Walt lore
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stick the tortilla dough into the mold
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make a taco
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:33 PM
Is Walt jabasco Wyatt Masons mom?
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I'm here for bad takes only
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 27-Dec-21 01:34 PM
DHHDHJSHSHSJSGSHJDHHDHHDHD
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hhen is here to cause violence and make us cry
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just like Al
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 27-Dec-21 01:35 PM
hen is a menace (henace)
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:36 PM
I am no longer corn
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wow
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 27-Dec-21 01:37 PM
Walt can move through the different LAs right? So it looks like there's a lot of walts but it's just the one guy who's real good at his job I think? Or maybe that was someone else
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:39 PM
I remember vaguely
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That Walt did have a job
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It was somewhat important
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Scuttles were involved in mail delivery
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And you would open a door into his office when he needed you
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 27-Dec-21 01:40 PM
He's a lawyer
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:40 PM
Even if it was in the middle of the night and you really just wanted to pee but now you gotta talk lawyer things with Walt
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 27-Dec-21 01:40 PM
He's Al pastors lawyer
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:40 PM
Omg that's right lol
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gaybritishcow 27-Dec-21 01:40 PM
is walt the guy who’s a hive mind i can’t remember
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 27-Dec-21 01:40 PM
He is a hive mind of one guy
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clucked 9000
I would like more Walt lore
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 27-Dec-21 01:41 PM
So my understanding of Walt lore: It's season 2? Whenever Al pastor first went MIA Tacos were running a bake sale or something like that to fund the Al Pastor Memorial Stadium, which like wow, good heart, but that's never going to raise enough. Finding this very endearing, Walt offered to become their anticapitalist accountant, to ensure the LA Taco franchise is able to operate but also make sure the rich are being eat, etc. He also tried to teach the tacos to float like him with varying levels of success So then we got Walt and la lengua keeping the whole thing afloat and Al pastor comes back to life and they were like oh Well I guess you can stay the manager on paper You don't have to do any administrative stuff though Just keep doing whatever it is you do With the unslam, the ground beef mines under the stadium became an infinite source of Scuttles and Walt become self cloning, so each Walt has a personal Scuttles and the Scuttles mail system was installed Other HCs may vary
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:42 PM
That sounds more familiar
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Do we have a lawyer
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Did we establish Walt as the lawyer
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Lawyer accountant lol
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 27-Dec-21 01:43 PM
That sounds plausible
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 27-Dec-21 01:44 PM
I think he's played both roles?
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We should have a corrupt stinky lawyer for Al pastor tho if we want Walt to be an accountant
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:44 PM
I want some more genders in here
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 27-Dec-21 01:44 PM
Yes
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:45 PM
Gotta gender these NPCs
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Or un gender them
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:45 PM
Just got a really bad idea
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:45 PM
YES SAY IT JELLO
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SAY IT
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 27-Dec-21 01:46 PM
I think early on Walt was doing many roles Like it was just La lengua and Walt doing everything But presumably as the seasons go on the staff grew and Walt no longer had to fake being a lawyer
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:46 PM
That's a good point yeah
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 27-Dec-21 01:47 PM
son jensen is also a lawyer on the team, but not necessarily a team lawyer and also not an npc
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:47 PM
okay so what if we had someone who was like... a non-euclidean architect or something
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 27-Dec-21 01:47 PM
wait wait wait. in the npcs list. we forgot pepito
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:48 PM
Omg I forgot about Pepito
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Don't tell pep
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Also jello wtf does that mean
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:48 PM
like we cant have all these bigger-on-the-inside buildings without someone who knows how to build them
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔)
So my understanding of Walt lore: It's season 2? Whenever Al pastor first went MIA Tacos were running a bake sale or something like that to fund the Al Pastor Memorial Stadium, which like wow, good heart, but that's never going to raise enough. Finding this very endearing, Walt offered to become their anticapitalist accountant, to ensure the LA Taco franchise is able to operate but also make sure the rich are being eat, etc. He also tried to teach the tacos to float like him with varying levels of success So then we got Walt and la lengua keeping the whole thing afloat and Al pastor comes back to life and they were like oh Well I guess you can stay the manager on paper You don't have to do any administrative stuff though Just keep doing whatever it is you do With the unslam, the ground beef mines under the stadium became an infinite source of Scuttles and Walt become self cloning, so each Walt has a personal Scuttles and the Scuttles mail system was installed Other HCs may vary
Omg he’s literally and figuratively keeping them afloat
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:48 PM
we need safety regulations for buildings with teleport doors and stairs on the wall
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
okay so what if we had someone who was like... a non-euclidean architect or something
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 27-Dec-21 01:49 PM
Shoutout to the SIBR Escher Complex
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:49 PM
dude yeah someone had to design that
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isnt the escher complex located directly above TGB's office or something lmao
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 27-Dec-21 01:50 PM
I'm not sure It's somewhere nearby
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:50 PM
i vaguely remembered that from somewhere
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:52 PM
theyre in the same building yeah
this 1
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
okay so what if we had someone who was like... a non-euclidean architect or something
Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 27-Dec-21 01:52 PM
pulled up insplect to get a list of blaseball-applicable name options (but obviously we don't have to use those) for this guy, how about astrothesia merritt?
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Escher complex? Actually it’s quite simple
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her)
pulled up insplect to get a list of blaseball-applicable name options (but obviously we don't have to use those) for this guy, how about astrothesia merritt?
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:53 PM
What's That Mean
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:53 PM
ballclark
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
What's That Mean
Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 27-Dec-21 01:54 PM
ok so insplect is a site for creating player pages and i went on it and did This
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it's for if you want to make a properly formatted player page for your oc or whatever
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or team page for a fanteam
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theremin
Escher complex? Actually it’s quite simple
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 27-Dec-21 01:55 PM
All you Twitter handlers are the same /lh
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:55 PM
ohh i see, i've used this site before but i didnt know you could like random generate names on it
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gosh wehre is this iumage
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hold on
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
gosh wehre is this iumage
It’s with the grink
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 27-Dec-21 01:56 PM
well if you go to the team thing and go to roster and add new players then they come with names and the names are randomly generated, presumably from the valid name options
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theremin
It’s with the grink
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:56 PM
shut your mouth, cow tools 😤
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:56 PM
fighting words rn
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Wow
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You know jello
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It is cow tools monday
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So you better watch out
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:58 PM
tacolol 4
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found it
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 01:59 PM
what a mom named nancy reply jello
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:59 PM
what
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im a nancy now?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
Click to see attachment 🖼️
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 27-Dec-21 01:59 PM
Anyways Back to topic @clucked 9000 This kinda Mc Escher shenanigans is what Jello means by non Euclidean
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 02:00 PM
i will not explain myself
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 02:00 PM
which uh i realize this is not actually "non-euclidean" because that's a whole different thing but it IS the buzzword people associate with it so i will use it anyway
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 02:00 PM
and how dare you teach me something
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 27-Dec-21 02:00 PM
i just woke up did someone mention harold boysenball the intern yet
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 02:00 PM
yea
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 02:00 PM
yes
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do you have more info
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i didnt know they were an intern lol
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No we did it’s als assistant
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 02:01 PM
assitant and intern are two differnt things tho
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 27-Dec-21 02:01 PM
yeah the original thing i came up with was them being al pastors intern he hired to cover chell’s slack after she left and stopped running everything
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yeah assistant has a dif vibe than unpaid intern
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there’s no money but harold is still an unpaid intern
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it’s vibes
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 02:02 PM
but the latter is implied by the former because al would absolutely not pay someone
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al pastor doesn't have enough money to pay the people who work for him. he spent it all on hitmen to go after the people who protested that al doesn't pay the people who work for him
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 02:03 PM
omg
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 27-Dec-21 02:03 PM
assistant also carries a slightly dif level of respect than intern imo
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 02:03 PM
ye that too
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 27-Dec-21 02:03 PM
"listen kid I'm doing you a favor, you can't get anywhere in the business without experience. Without paying your dues. You aren't gonna earn pay for years yet"
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Capitalism goobiefist
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 02:05 PM
But we're fully anti cap lmao
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Why does the intern stay
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Did no one tell them
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Dec-21 02:06 PM
Given what we know about Al, why would you expect he would tell the intern, lol (edited)
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No it’s just legales
14:06
Undecifphable
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 02:06 PM
"money is no longer necessary to exchange for goods and services! Oh no they can't hear us they're wearing airpods"
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 02:07 PM
Al is from Legal they speak Legalese there
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 27-Dec-21 02:07 PM
any time someone tries to convince Harold they don’t need to stay they go “huh? what’s that? I’m sorry I’m very busy right now I’ll talk to you later okay bye!!”
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 02:07 PM
thats part of their contract they have to do that
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 02:08 PM
I feel so bad for this intern lol
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 02:08 PM
it's okay they're still enjoying themself
14:09
the contract says they have to do that as well
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 02:09 PM
Once again just like with every taco they are somewhat pitiful
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 27-Dec-21 02:10 PM
damn the only thing we have on this team is each other huh
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡
damn the only thing we have on this team is each other huh
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 27-Dec-21 02:11 PM
And one season 17 trophy sitting in the shelf
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DDDragoni 💚 27-Dec-21 02:20 PM
and a whoooooole lotta scuttles
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other npcs i can think of off the top of my head: pittunia "pit" brea, the la brea tar pit tar 'taur; a miserable creature accidentally created by Sexton Prime who currently works as a janitor and is stuck mopping up their own mess because they are made of tar wyatt mason's dad, mr. mason, name unknown; a single dad (what is his relationship with wyatt mason's mom?) with great legs who is somehow entirely desensitized to whatever is going on with his kid(s) basilio mason's husband, hubert(i think that was his name?); i dont actually know much about him @frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 please help horse plinko and harold boysenberry; @Camaclue (🦇) please help (edited)
frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 27-Dec-21 04:37 PM
hi replying to this so i remember its here while i work thru what tf i just backread. SCUTTLES ARE MADE OF GROUND BEEF????????
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im also pleased to report i remember the walt 'jam' very clearly and can elaborate on other stuff too
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮
hi replying to this so i remember its here while i work thru what tf i just backread. SCUTTLES ARE MADE OF GROUND BEEF????????
Camaclue (🦇) 27-Dec-21 04:40 PM
Scuttles are made of fungus amogus, taco meat, sexton's nightmares, and/or horse
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 27-Dec-21 04:43 PM
uhhh in no particular order. hubert mason is basils husband, hes shorter than basil and fat and wears like professor 'fashion' but otherwise idk freestyle him. hes intended to be kind of basic to contrast basil. uhh note about pittunia: shes a very happy tar monster!! yes shes always cleaning up after herself but our stadium has like, max filthiness. she loves to eat garbage. she also lurks in like the stadium back hallways a lot and is a lil spooky
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OH and hubby n basil have a cat at home, i think i asked for like a vote on a name but i dont remember what it was so im gonna say shes called princess and shes their baby and gets spoiled
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮
hi replying to this so i remember its here while i work thru what tf i just backread. SCUTTLES ARE MADE OF GROUND BEEF????????
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 04:46 PM
what
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 27-Dec-21 04:46 PM
shes technically hubbys cat but also shes basils little princess in kind of the way people are like 'no i want nothing to do with the new pet' and end up doting on them the most in the household
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮
im also pleased to report i remember the walt 'jam' very clearly and can elaborate on other stuff too
athenrein 💜 27-Dec-21 04:46 PM
the walt jabsco jam was wonderful
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 27-Dec-21 04:47 PM
I love Pitt v much
16:47
And Hubert mason beloved
16:47
Our npcs are so good
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athenrein 💜 27-Dec-21 04:49 PM
I am also recalling a... badger(?) ticket taker(?) that had an amazing name that I cannot remember
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 27-Dec-21 04:49 PM
i wanna elaborate on walt but i think digging up the start of both 'jams' would be more beneficial and i cant do that rn
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I am also recalling a... badger(?) ticket taker(?) that had an amazing name that I cannot remember
athenrein 💜 27-Dec-21 04:51 PM
found it - Salamandastron Bigguy
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Camaclue (🦇) 27-Dec-21 04:52 PM
For you
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 27-Dec-21 04:55 PM
Ohh yeah I remember that
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athenrein 💜 27-Dec-21 04:57 PM
richmond harrison but not
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 27-Dec-21 05:14 PM
Hi okay I’ve rounded up my dadmason thoughts. not all of these are mine, some came from other NAWBALL members
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 05:15 PM
I am sitting criss cross applesauce
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 27-Dec-21 05:15 PM
there’s a little bit of angst. i took out some of it but uhhh yeah!
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His name is Joel Mason He’s just a very nice guy! Amazing dad. Ideal father figure Grounds NaN a lot. Would probably also ground the wyatts Supportive of NaN and the Wyatts- even the static wyatts, and he supports all the wyatts regardless of whether or not they remember him as their dad tries his best. he really tries even though Things Keep Happening. He wants to make NaN and the Wyatts feel normal even despite everything Whereas mom mason didn’t view NaN as her child at all (which, in her defense, is TECHNICALLY true, NaN is not Wyatt), dadmason was basically like “well they’re close enough” Personally I like to keep his appearance mysterious. I’m kinda on the fence whether or not he’s Wyatt’s biological dad? So I personally don’t have a hc appearance. However he has Major Dad Energy? Open to suggestions on appearance Didn’t let NaN have a phone for years (both to protect them and because devices kept breaking from NaN being a walking techbane) Compared to their mom, who wanted Wyatt to stay healthy for their kickball career, dadmason was more lax abt stuff. Capri suns and sugary drinks galore. This rule is especially lax now that they’re a blaseball player and that stuff doesn’t hinder performance Really cared for NaN after the events of the s3 election. Even if NaN wasn’t technically his kid, they were still someone in need of support!
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these are also based on my own personal wyatt hcs, so ymmv
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 27-Dec-21 05:26 PM
yeah i love this!! esp the like. idk 'this may not quite be MY kid but they sure are a KID and they need someone, and why shouldnt that someone be me'
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 05:27 PM
mr mason seems like a very swell guy
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 27-Dec-21 05:28 PM
:) ty
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Duwune🎩(he/him)💚 27-Dec-21 07:35 PM
Hey is this the LALENGUA channel?
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clucked 9000 27-Dec-21 07:35 PM
Yes
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 07:36 PM
ooh no
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Stella the devourer, a fox-dragon in charge of the delivery division of one of the largest interdimensional taxi services, also runs a smuggling service for the Los Angeli that require that kind of thing. She throws legendary temper tantrums and is feared by most, but she's also got her tail wrapped around more LAs than almost anyone else, and if you need to get something impossible done and can pay, Stella is the one to ask. She'll take payment in favor-debts though, and sometimes asks a lot. (edited)
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Artemisarian Valperedispucci is a mail delivering parrot who likes to steal peanuts from spectators in Taco Stadium. Bae has a massive price on baer head.
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 28-Dec-21 12:16 AM
awesome!!
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Camaclue (🦇) 28-Dec-21 05:36 AM
Wait a second this is LOS ANGELI there should be a horde of celebrities there
05:36
Though how many are connected to blaseball idk
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Laz (they/them) 28-Dec-21 05:44 AM
"The Hlollywood Sign Troll" who, in exchange for answering their riddles, will give you the Walk of Fame star of a celebrity that doesn't have one yet
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Camaclue (🦇) 28-Dec-21 05:54 AM
It's just thinly veiled celebrity trivia
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Laz (they/them) 28-Dec-21 10:40 AM
From #wildlife-world-building-week @Zach but 🎃💚💜 came up with a guy who sends his alternate selves letters
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Zach but 🎃💚💜 28-Dec-21 10:41 AM
his alt selves hate it
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Laz (they/them) 28-Dec-21 10:43 AM
Lee squints Davenport Never heard of him Local Sports News spotted the Naruto Shed just spewing similar letters out of the attached mailbox, local Tacos player Wyatt Dovenpart has purchased a shovel with the Team credit card to wrangle the many letters from one person
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Laz (they/them)
Lee squints Davenport Never heard of him Local Sports News spotted the Naruto Shed just spewing similar letters out of the attached mailbox, local Tacos player Wyatt Dovenpart has purchased a shovel with the Team credit card to wrangle the many letters from one person
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 28-Dec-21 10:54 AM
Currently imagining the scene in Jim Carrey Grinch when he's sorting the mail
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Laz (they/them) 28-Dec-21 10:55 AM
LA where Dove is the Grinch
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 28-Dec-21 11:47 AM
this is also an opportunity for us to flesh out some maybe-npcs we have
11:47
like penny polk and ruth kravitz
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 28-Dec-21 11:53 AM
Yummy's abuela
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 28-Dec-21 11:53 AM
her too!
11:54
i think that what we had previously considered for yummy's abuela is that cat yummy has a human abuela (with recessive(?) cat genes) and human yummy has an extremely wrinkly sphinx cat abuela
11:58
also there was discussion of eleanor hill being either yummy's abuela or an alternate version thereof (probably the latter)
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(in which case there is a version of abuela who is an extremely badass cyborg grandma with no interest in pitching and lots of interest in fighting the sea)
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yummy's abuela seems to be supportive of zir blaseball talent and mostly raised zir, they might have watched games together
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 28-Dec-21 12:30 PM
not really sure what there is to flesh out with ruth? i thought they were only really there to make ruthlessness jokes since they're not around anymore
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 28-Dec-21 12:35 PM
well yeah but we don't have to be stuck with just that for the extent of her concept, just like we don't have to exclusively rehash previously established lore and npcs in here-- it's world building week
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 28-Dec-21 12:35 PM
very true
12:36
what if there existed an AU where she was the one who crawled back from the dead instead of vito?
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 28-Dec-21 12:36 PM
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EldritchGum 28-Dec-21 01:07 PM
Himbo OG Sexton? Currently living in LA just waiting to be tagged back in.
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Camaclue (🦇) 28-Dec-21 01:58 PM
he's on that big hiking trail in the sky
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we don't know how it got there and i don't think he knows how to get down
13:58
someone should send a blimp or something idk
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Duwune🎩(he/him)💚
Hey is this the LALENGUA channel?
athenrein 💜 28-Dec-21 03:19 PM
every channel is the lalengua channel if you want it to be
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 28-Dec-21 09:51 PM
los angeli reggie the alligator (see #locations-world-building-week ) has a gun /j
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wait actually maybe rogue alligator would be wildlife
21:52
depends on where we go with this idea if we go anywhere with it
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 28-Dec-21 10:25 PM
reggie shows up in the middle of games and becomes a stadium hazard
22:25
he likes to sunbathe in there
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 28-Dec-21 10:26 PM
reggie and pepito are friends or maybe rivals
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 28-Dec-21 10:30 PM
forgot what was going on and i thought 'reggie.... fils aime??'
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her)
reggie and pepito are friends or maybe rivals
Zach but 🎃💚💜 29-Dec-21 07:28 AM
reggie and pepito are friends but they pretend they’re rivals as a bit. Everyone thinks they hate each other
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i think it would be cool to reserve "alternate angeli Reggie" lore for a future player tho, but stadium hazard reggie is pretty funny
08:55
reggie is a captured and contained consumer who the team is trying to tame
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 29-Dec-21 07:51 PM
hi im gonna. set up shop in here in a minute. i have stuff 2 share and i wanna help like. idk document
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orion polo opened up a wormhole in stars dorm room in taco stadium. It goes back to star's home nebula, through star's homeLA, and there's no safe way to close it. The point of opening the wormhole in the first place was to convince the space mafia that star had returned home - Orion is still in LA, one of very few LA's with enough taco throughput to sustain star's celestial apatite, but star doesn't actually use the dorms or visit the stadium at all. Star remains in touch with Benson Lamb, in case the space mafia ever comes back to LA.
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Benson is in touch with everyone from the short circuit team, somehow lives in every single dorm room, and it is rumoured that he has keys to all the unused dorm rooms and is renting them out to friends (he is very popular).
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Montgomery Thistlewick, a janitor in charge of the dorm and food vendor levels of taco stadium, discovered the wormhole in orion's room, and bricked over the door instead of reporting it. Thistlewick left a loose brick, so that he could use the aperture to dispose of costly biohazard waste.
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 29-Dec-21 08:47 PM
oooh nice
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make sense
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Han Polo - Orion's ex. Has a really fast spaceship and a big ego. Has lots of maps of space, and will dive into an explanation about how the universe is actually taco shaped at a moment's notice if people allow it.
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 29-Dec-21 10:32 PM
HI ok i got sidetracked but now im here to set up shop. first off, link to the start of the second* walt jlabsco 'jam' https://discord.com/channels/755276674915893309/755293402375127051/856263791846883349
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i can dig up the first one too if theres interest but also like its just us going like 'haha what if the mascot of 2nd wave ska was on the tacos staff team lol'
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 29-Dec-21 11:30 PM
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Laz (they/them) 01-Jan-22 07:54 PM
Amber Polk: One of the Rats Mason's grandmas, a Triassic rat-like mammal encased in amber. She communicates by hopping her amber enclosure up and down in Rat Morse Code (edited)
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 01-Jan-22 07:56 PM
oooooooh.....
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Paykoh (Visitor: 🐌) 01-Jan-22 07:57 PM
What's the difference between Rat Morse Code and regular Morse Code?
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Laz (they/them) 01-Jan-22 07:58 PM
instead of dots and dashes it's squeaks and squonks
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Paykoh (Visitor: 🐌) 01-Jan-22 07:58 PM
*squonk*
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 01-Jan-22 08:03 PM
the morse is super fun but i also had an incredible mental image of macy showing the team this huge rodent encased in amber who she introduces as her grandma and her telling everyone things that gramma amber communicates, cause she communicates via telepathy but for anyone outside the pomasons grammas just. an inanimate object
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Laz (they/them) 01-Jan-22 08:03 PM
that is also fun
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Camaclue (🦇) 01-Jan-22 10:36 PM
Gramma amber's amber is carved into the shape of a bowling ball.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jan-22 11:28 PM
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Camaclue (🦇) 02-Jan-22 12:22 AM
I'm sorry
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blowling ball
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Zach but 🎃💚💜 02-Jan-22 09:17 AM
I want to make this perfectly clear, blowling is pronounced Bl-O-L-Ing and no other ways
09:17
Except if you pronounce bowling different
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Camaclue (🦇) 02-Jan-22 10:13 AM
what
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Marfew 🌮 02-Jan-22 10:14 AM
Bl-Awl-Ing?
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Zach but 🎃💚💜 02-Jan-22 10:45 AM
don’t want anyone to saying blow ling
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Camaclue (🦇) 02-Jan-22 10:47 AM
it's pronounced SIBR
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Marfew 🌮 02-Jan-22 11:18 AM
"where's the sibr alley?" "Search gloogle maps for it" "Wait, how do you spell sibr?" "b l o w l i n g" (edited)
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 02-Jan-22 12:09 PM
I think I am having an accent problem because those are pronounced the same??
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Unless you mean like 'bl-oh-ell-ing"
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jan-22 12:14 PM
perhaps its like. 'b-LOL-ing'. as if ur saying lol in the middle. id pronounce it 'blow-ling' otherwise
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Camaclue (🦇) 02-Jan-22 12:18 PM
It's just bowling with an l
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Do you pronounce blaseball like baseball or blassey ball
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jan-22 12:37 PM
blase-ball. and bowling comes with an L already, its Different. blowl ing
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮
perhaps its like. 'b-LOL-ing'. as if ur saying lol in the middle. id pronounce it 'blow-ling' otherwise
xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 02-Jan-22 12:39 PM
These are pronounced the same???
12:39
I don't understand???
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jan-22 12:51 PM
slight difference. instead of a 'bullowul' kinda sound itd be a 'buh-LOL'. almost as if its spelled 'b lol ing'. also theres no W
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Marfew 🌮 02-Jan-22 01:32 PM
The w is just for show (sho)
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jan-22 01:43 PM
it is not. not here
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 02-Jan-22 01:45 PM
Do you say the w in bowling
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jan-22 02:16 PM
yes. its like a brother to me
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 02-Jan-22 02:44 PM
Ah
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Then it is an accent thing then lmao
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EldritchGum 02-Jan-22 03:06 PM
Boss Am - paying homage to Korean culture and naming NPCs after food- bossam. Boss Am is a criminal(?) overlord of several LAi's. Since it's a pork dish, with veggie sides. Am could be swine-like and be vegan, and runs an underground vegan CrossFit fight club.
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jan-22 03:09 PM
hmmmmmmm. i really like this. that sounds like a person with a lot of dimension. can we make them fat without it being weird?
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im picturing umm. a person with somewhat longer hair (shoulder length ish) and is butch
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 02-Jan-22 09:43 PM
we could also flesh out some LARD NPCs! LARD is the organization that was investigating the secrets of los angeli, it stands for Los Angeli Research Division. predictably for such an organization, it seems that all of them have gone missing, with their wiki page saying that the organization stopped being heard from after season 9. https://www.blaseball.wiki/w/Los_Angeli_Research_Division
The Los Angeli Research Division, or LARD for short, is an mysterious organization that sprouted from The Grand Unslam. It is commonly known that after The Grand Unslam, Los Angeles was splintered into an infinite array of cities, with the universe the Unslam occurred in being known as LA-Prime. Cross-LA travel after this event has become a wide...
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we could give them some guys
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jan-22 09:53 PM
oh oh oh i really really wanna tie these guys into the overarching nick vincent/People Who Looked Too Close plot(s). i talked about em a bit in one of the lore gens awhile ago
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 02-Jan-22 10:03 PM
YEAH
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these guys were like absolutely unwitting foreshadowing for Looking Too Close
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i wanna make up some guys in them
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jan-22 10:09 PM
yess. im gonna stew those thoughts for a bit and maybe come back with some ideas later. another thing id like to flesh out this week thats related, i had an idea for a like. network of schools and study projects and professors and whatnot that links directly to blaseball for things from scientific research of blaseball exclusive phenomena to like. idk if felix needs lab space to use in LA, that would help put him in contact with folks and organizations for that
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 02-Jan-22 10:09 PM
ooh that's also good
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jan-22 10:11 PM
its smth i wanna wiki-fy at some point, and once its idk. semi established, its gonna be open season in a similar way to this group
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if that makes any sense
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EldritchGum 02-Jan-22 10:36 PM
They should have a Food Crimes division.
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Camaclue (🦇) 03-Jan-22 09:43 AM
Pepito
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EldritchGum
They should have a Food Crimes division.
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 03-Jan-22 10:40 AM
I'm pretty sure that's yummy but just her regular eating habits
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ArchXL (dead) 03-Jan-22 11:03 AM
LARD: Food Crimes Division, its not a real thing, its just a shirt yummy makes and gives to her fans
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EldritchGum 05-Jan-22 11:20 PM
Chicago LA Fire Department. They keep most LAis and Chicago safe from burning down.
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Camaclue (🦇) 06-Jan-22 12:58 AM
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According to my carcalations chicago firefighters would make it to a LAi fire ehhhhh
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More than 5 minutes
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 06-Jan-22 01:24 AM
by virtue of how the infinite part works i think LAi is always a bit on fire
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DDDragoni 💚 06-Jan-22 01:50 AM
Hell you don't even need the infinite for that, normal LA is always a bit on fire
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 06-Jan-22 02:10 AM
yeah theres even a website for it
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i, uh, wish i remembered what that website was before i mentioned it
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-22 06:52 AM
Conveniently, there's: http://iscaliforniaonfire.com/ If there's an LA specific one though, I've not seen it (edited)
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EldritchGum 06-Jan-22 10:42 AM
The Elders - hidden amongus the many biker gangs roaming through North America, is one called The Elders. They consist of tattooed old men, usually with big beards, and old women, some may have beards if they want to. They usually speak almost in riddles but always tell you what you need to hear. There are few that really know that they're the elders and the face of a interdimensional nomadic tribe. The rest of the tribe isn't far behind in RVs or other unsuspecting vehicles. There are rumours that the tribe are in the thousands but are distributed in different dimensions.
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The elders have a nonviolent rivalry with another club known as the ghost crabs. They have mysterious midnight dance offs that often result in some members of each club disappearing, perhaps into another dimension, perhaps into a secret hatch under someone's RV.
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EldritchGum 07-Jan-22 11:58 AM
Guy Myrington - post Grand Unslam and the shift in LAi economy, rode the wave of change he used to be a professional surfer, and became the hero LA needs. Ethical entrepreneur by day and social worker by night. And prefers to do his night job in some elaborate costume.
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SubtractionSoup 07-Jan-22 03:08 PM
elaborate costume lilmijo
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Guy Myrington - post Grand Unslam and the shift in LAi economy, rode the wave of change he used to be a professional surfer, and became the hero LA needs. Ethical entrepreneur by day and social worker by night. And prefers to do his night job in some elaborate costume.
https://c.tenor.com/86RyuLnlvJMAAAAC/escape-from-la-john-carpenter.gif does this imply that there is a literal wave of change in LA, that can be surfed upon? And that it is capable of innovation and social justice if one manages to avoid the undercurrents?
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sounds like chaos. let me go find a surfboard.
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EldritchGum 08-Jan-22 11:14 AM
In some LA's, yes.
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I doubt there is anything that is universally true about all LAi
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EldritchGum 11-Jan-22 07:59 PM
Giant Cat Clerk- An homage to cats, bodega cats and khajits. THIS giant cat clerk just pushes stuff off the table and doesn't ask for anything. You bring it stuff you want and it'll push stuff off the counter and anything that falls you get.
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 12-Jan-22 11:17 PM
hi. since worldbuilding week has slowed somewhat and we kinda forgot to use the 🌎 for a bit there, i wanted to go back thru and highlight some things i think should be added to the starboard. ill be doing this via replies so yall can hop back to the messages real easy too
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i also encourage anyone else whod like to to find some things of their own to highlight! its fun, we love more headcannons here
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔)
So my understanding of Walt lore: It's season 2? Whenever Al pastor first went MIA Tacos were running a bake sale or something like that to fund the Al Pastor Memorial Stadium, which like wow, good heart, but that's never going to raise enough. Finding this very endearing, Walt offered to become their anticapitalist accountant, to ensure the LA Taco franchise is able to operate but also make sure the rich are being eat, etc. He also tried to teach the tacos to float like him with varying levels of success So then we got Walt and la lengua keeping the whole thing afloat and Al pastor comes back to life and they were like oh Well I guess you can stay the manager on paper You don't have to do any administrative stuff though Just keep doing whatever it is you do With the unslam, the ground beef mines under the stadium became an infinite source of Scuttles and Walt become self cloning, so each Walt has a personal Scuttles and the Scuttles mail system was installed Other HCs may vary
frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 12-Jan-22 11:25 PM
first off, this. im unsure how much of the stuff back past this is particularly boardable, its all good but a lot of its rehashing older discussions from other places. anyways the ground beef mines occupy real estate in my brain
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
we need safety regulations for buildings with teleport doors and stairs on the wall
frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 12-Jan-22 11:27 PM
the thing this is related to just made it to the board. i think this is a really cool idea overall
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤
His name is Joel Mason He’s just a very nice guy! Amazing dad. Ideal father figure Grounds NaN a lot. Would probably also ground the wyatts Supportive of NaN and the Wyatts- even the static wyatts, and he supports all the wyatts regardless of whether or not they remember him as their dad tries his best. he really tries even though Things Keep Happening. He wants to make NaN and the Wyatts feel normal even despite everything Whereas mom mason didn’t view NaN as her child at all (which, in her defense, is TECHNICALLY true, NaN is not Wyatt), dadmason was basically like “well they’re close enough” Personally I like to keep his appearance mysterious. I’m kinda on the fence whether or not he’s Wyatt’s biological dad? So I personally don’t have a hc appearance. However he has Major Dad Energy? Open to suggestions on appearance Didn’t let NaN have a phone for years (both to protect them and because devices kept breaking from NaN being a walking techbane) Compared to their mom, who wanted Wyatt to stay healthy for their kickball career, dadmason was more lax abt stuff. Capri suns and sugary drinks galore. This rule is especially lax now that they’re a blaseball player and that stuff doesn’t hinder performance Really cared for NaN after the events of the s3 election. Even if NaN wasn’t technically his kid, they were still someone in need of support!
frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 12-Jan-22 11:31 PM
mason parents rundown and hcs!
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Ruxine
Stella the devourer, a fox-dragon in charge of the delivery division of one of the largest interdimensional taxi services, also runs a smuggling service for the Los Angeli that require that kind of thing. She throws legendary temper tantrums and is feared by most, but she's also got her tail wrapped around more LAs than almost anyone else, and if you need to get something impossible done and can pay, Stella is the one to ask. She'll take payment in favor-debts though, and sometimes asks a lot. (edited)
frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 12-Jan-22 11:34 PM
this and the one directly under it are a couple of very fun ones
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Ruxine
orion polo opened up a wormhole in stars dorm room in taco stadium. It goes back to star's home nebula, through star's homeLA, and there's no safe way to close it. The point of opening the wormhole in the first place was to convince the space mafia that star had returned home - Orion is still in LA, one of very few LA's with enough taco throughput to sustain star's celestial apatite, but star doesn't actually use the dorms or visit the stadium at all. Star remains in touch with Benson Lamb, in case the space mafia ever comes back to LA.
frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 13-Jan-22 01:20 AM
another trio of excellent things from ruxine!! this is more based on the circuits, but hey, its still good
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Laz (they/them)
Amber Polk: One of the Rats Mason's grandmas, a Triassic rat-like mammal encased in amber. She communicates by hopping her amber enclosure up and down in Rat Morse Code (edited)
frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 13-Jan-22 01:22 AM
cant believe gramma amber hasnt made it to the board yet. shes already wiki-canon in my heart
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her)
we could also flesh out some LARD NPCs! LARD is the organization that was investigating the secrets of los angeli, it stands for Los Angeli Research Division. predictably for such an organization, it seems that all of them have gone missing, with their wiki page saying that the organization stopped being heard from after season 9. https://www.blaseball.wiki/w/Los_Angeli_Research_Division
frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 13-Jan-22 01:24 AM
we never did work out any guys for this!! might do that once im done combing thru these channels for stuff
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The Elders - hidden amongus the many biker gangs roaming through North America, is one called The Elders. They consist of tattooed old men, usually with big beards, and old women, some may have beards if they want to. They usually speak almost in riddles but always tell you what you need to hear. There are few that really know that they're the elders and the face of a interdimensional nomadic tribe. The rest of the tribe isn't far behind in RVs or other unsuspecting vehicles. There are rumours that the tribe are in the thousands but are distributed in different dimensions.
frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 13-Jan-22 01:25 AM
the elders. another extremely cool idea for a group of npcs
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EldritchGum
Guy Myrington - post Grand Unslam and the shift in LAi economy, rode the wave of change he used to be a professional surfer, and became the hero LA needs. Ethical entrepreneur by day and social worker by night. And prefers to do his night job in some elaborate costume.
frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 13-Jan-22 01:26 AM
uh. coulda sworn guy was on our wiki page already. but heres some cool thoughts about em!
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 13-Jan-22 01:26 AM
i think guy is referenced on the wiki but consistently as a deadlink
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Giant Cat Clerk- An homage to cats, bodega cats and khajits. THIS giant cat clerk just pushes stuff off the table and doesn't ask for anything. You bring it stuff you want and it'll push stuff off the counter and anything that falls you get.
frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 13-Jan-22 01:27 AM
and we have come full circle. this is cute as hell and a cute homage to our mills friends
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hmmm we do seem to have a number of deadlinks
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 13-Jan-22 01:28 AM
guy being a deadlink might've been intentional but doesn't have to stay that way.
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 13-Jan-22 01:28 AM
we have the power
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 13-Jan-22 01:28 AM
(i do know that when we made sexton's page we planned to make pages for wheers and the cube rule and just never got around to either)
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 13-Jan-22 01:29 AM
its also hard to tell bc i know lil mijo had a stub of a page pre migration but had to get a new one made post migration
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so there coulda been one that got lost in the sauce by accident
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 13-Jan-22 01:40 AM
Guy being a deadlink is intentional, yeah. It's actually using the "intentional deadlink" template and everything (At least, the link from the team page is). Wheers is just something I never got around to (And is probably an obscene amount of work for what amounts to an incredibly stupid joke) (edited)
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 13-Jan-22 02:09 AM
good to know!! thank u
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 13-Jan-22 07:31 AM
hi id like what I said about an architect to be stricken from the record because I have started headcanoning one of our players as them instead /lh
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EldritchGum 13-Jan-22 12:16 PM
Sun T2u - the 2 in their name is silent. Sun is both weather and a celestial sentient body. Often perceived as a glowing light in humanoid form, their feature when seen can be described as "beautiful and kind." Most, if not all, are lovestruck and can only look directly for a few seconds but have to turn and shy away; blushing or glazed and confused. Nicholas Vincent and others have seen glimpses of their manifestation. Many have made their own sun dials in attempt to just perceive them, but only Envy was able to get make one that communicate with Sun. Sun dial is a phone. With the sundial in their possession, 10 runs collectively became a set of numbers to give Sun a call, and a visit blesses a random Taco with a kiss. Sun is also the renowned author of Art Of Love, a book of romantic poetry.
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EldritchGum 15-Jan-22 02:04 PM
The Hand- there is a figure that zips through the streets of LAi called The Hand. Always on the move and rarely stops unless they're dropping off or picking up someone or something. The description of them varies except for the Hand always has a featureless motorcycle helmet and at the very least a mask and sunglasses. They often use a moped with a basket in the back. The story is that The Hand was one of many Angelinos working in the gig economy; delivery, driving, or doing random tasks. But they never stopped even in a post Capitalistic world. They've become an appreciated figure where citizens would leave some kind of food outside their doors just in case they come by. The humming of it's scooter a welcoming constant sound in an ever shifting city.
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