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Submit and discuss names for SIBR's tournament here! We will post your suggestions over in #simsim-voting, make sure to vote over there! The 12 highest rated names will be submitted as our team.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 08:47 PM
We're raffling $50 for @BlaseballCares the SIBR way: with @SIBR_XVI's #blaseball -simulator-simulator! - 32-team tournament, best-of-3s - Teams consist of a name, slogan, and 12 player names - Winning team's creator gets a $25 gift card - The other $25 goes to a random entrant*
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 08:48 PM
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 08:49 PM
If you're curious about your stats, visit this page and enter a name, then click "Reflect". Those should be your stats. (Full names aren't necessary!) https://onomancer.sibr.dev/reflect
Distill the Ultimate Blaseball Name.
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 08:49 PM
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pog
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 08:52 PM
Alright, cool! (edited)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 08:53 PM
in true taco spirit should we try and optimize ourselves to be the worst players possible
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i just want ada to be a player
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 08:53 PM
unoptimize
20:53
okay
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 08:53 PM
If you're submitting a name: Post the Name, and if you want, whether you would prefer Batter/Pitcher. You don't have to attach stats, but feel free! (edited)
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 08:53 PM
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 08:53 PM
12 names per team, correct ?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 08:54 PM
Correct
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wait is there a way to specifically put in stats to get a specific soulscream?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 08:54 PM
so we got ada taking one slot guaranteed
20:54
uhhh
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no
20:54
i dont think so
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heck
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 08:54 PM
No, you'd have to be able to put custom FK stats
20:54
Even using the Onomancer API you can't do that, iirc
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i thought it’d be funny if her stats was optimized in one very specific way
20:55
and that was to make her soulscream “shrimp”
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 08:55 PM
Lol, sadly, that's not even a valid soulscream
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 08:55 PM
ohh
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 08:55 PM
(Brace yourselves, real brief earthquake)
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is that at me?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 08:55 PM
(Earthquake over)
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is it downstate from me?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 08:56 PM
No no, I just moved the channel
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oh lol
20:56
i like how i thought it was an actual earthquake
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athenrein 💜 05-Jan-21 08:56 PM
Same
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california feels
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 08:56 PM
I mean, it is socal. It's completely valid
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athenrein 💜 05-Jan-21 08:57 PM
I'm in Florida so I was like "whoa am I secondarily participating in an earthquake at this very moment?"
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 08:57 PM
Lol
21:00
Oh wow, I'm way better as just "Cliff"
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:01 PM
if this is for the simsim these can be like memey and all that right
21:01
have you tried Cliff Notes
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 09:01 PM
oh, yeah i should probably not do my actual name
21:02
eh, stats are decent for hadlem
21:02
not great vibes
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
if this is for the simsim these can be like memey and all that right
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:03 PM
Absolutely, lol
21:03
So, I guess I'll kick off the actual suggestions, lol
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:03 PM
pretty swagmoney pitcher
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 09:03 PM
yo
21:03
thats pretty good
21:03
star pitcher
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:04 PM
Ooh that one's good too tho
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 09:05 PM
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 05-Jan-21 09:08 PM
hiya!!
21:08
my character is just aubz
21:08
Aubz- batter but either is ok (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:09 PM
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:10 PM
im submitting Cliff Notes as a pitcher
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:10 PM
Lol, ok, I'll take that
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:10 PM
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:10 PM
im sacrificing my own pick for this
21:10
it's good
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 05-Jan-21 09:11 PM
OH
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:11 PM
I mean, you can also pick other names, too
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 05-Jan-21 09:11 PM
lemme edit
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:11 PM
im limiting myself to 1 unless we dont have enough
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:12 PM
Fair enough
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cliff’s pick can be Cliffs Notes
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:12 PM
but cliff didnt make a pick
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athenrein 💜 05-Jan-21 09:12 PM
We definitely need our captains in there. 💜
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^^^
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:12 PM
i am giving cliff. Room
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:12 PM
I was actually about to submit Cliff, not Cliff Notes. I'm cool with either though.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:13 PM
(i can unsubmit if you prefer to have cliff in there lol)
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 05-Jan-21 09:13 PM
Cliff Notes is a good name haha
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:13 PM
(no pressure)
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no no cliffs notes
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:13 PM
(i just appreciate the qna recaps)
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the s is important
21:13
because it implies a possessive
21:13
but isn’t actually
21:13
also it’s more fun to say
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it’s funnier to say
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:14 PM
Lol, I'm way worse as Cliffs Notes
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heres my submitions
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:14 PM
how bad is cliffs notes
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:14 PM
Cliffs Notes
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as a batter probably but a pitcher could work (edited)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:14 PM
oh rip
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
Lol, I'm way worse as Cliffs Notes
this only makes me want it to be cliffs notes even more
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:14 PM
woah theremin
21:14
you're gaming
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:14 PM
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who needs JT when you have theremin
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WHOA.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:15 PM
Theremin, how the crap did you actually luck into Fate 69
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nice
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nice
21:15
i also have (fk) 32 fingers
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oh i forgot to
21:15
but
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athenrein 💜 05-Jan-21 09:16 PM
A couple of suggestions in case they're needed
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:16 PM
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
Cliffs Notes
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no we made it cliffs notes
21:17
because it’s funnier
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athenrein 💜 05-Jan-21 09:17 PM
(I'm just having fun putting stuff in the onomancer)
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theremin
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:17 PM
Dw, I pinned it
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 09:17 PM
make al pastor play
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pfft
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:17 PM
wait
21:17
has anyone tried la lengua?
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:17 PM
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:18 PM
La Lengua
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:18 PM
that's not bad baserunning
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 05-Jan-21 09:18 PM
Henevieve
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:18 PM
just don't try to picture it
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i’m submitting Ada Octothorpe, social media manager for the Unlimited Tacos, for [insert team name here]
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:18 PM
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athenrein 💜 05-Jan-21 09:18 PM
What's the name of 🕴
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:18 PM
Walt Jabsco
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(or just ada octothorpe if the whole title doesn’t fit)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:18 PM
Walt Jabsco,,,,
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:18 PM
also, team name... Unlimited Tacos Limited?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:18 PM
Walt Jabsco
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:19 PM
📈 Unlimited Tacos Ltd "72 degrees and stonks" (edited)
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:19 PM
of course walt can't base run. he floats.
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athenrein 💜 05-Jan-21 09:19 PM
That's it, I couldn't remember
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god we’re gonna end up with 87 players and have to bring it down to 12
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:19 PM
teeth is pretty good
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 09:19 PM
TEETH
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:19 PM
wait
21:19
how about Tooth Sweat
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:20 PM
Tooth Sweat
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:20 PM
oh
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:20 PM
teeth is way better
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we’re gonna have to condense our memes into a token meme player that’s every meme at once just to fit the player cap
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:20 PM
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 09:20 PM
so uh make the grand unslam pitch?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:20 PM
WHAT
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:20 PM
oh dear god that is scary
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 09:20 PM
cause a second unslam
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wow
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HOLY fmee6ing (edited)
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 05-Jan-21 09:21 PM
whoof!
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:21 PM
nah the unslam only happened because lee SUCKED
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:21 PM
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:21 PM
Jeez, Unslam.
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i will propose one idea
21:21
in true tacos fashion
21:21
if we need to cut players to hit 12
21:22
keep the worse players
21:22
(like ada they’re awful)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:22 PM
Idk, I kinda like the idea of actually having decent players?
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athenrein 💜 05-Jan-21 09:23 PM
Unlimited Tacos Volume Two 🐝 Snap
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it’s a proposition that i thought would be funny
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:23 PM
So, a note: Simsim is limited to 32 characters per player name, iirc (edited)
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omg
21:23
jazzbee The Bee Movie Shrek Jams (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:23 PM
Okay actually, I love that
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 05-Jan-21 09:23 PM
That's a good team name
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:24 PM
Slogan: Come on and Slam? Come on and Jam? Come on and Jazz?
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batter anyone? (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:24 PM
Or heck, just Ya Like Jazz?
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 05-Jan-21 09:24 PM
for your consideration (unless canon names are against the rules)
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Come on and, ya like onions (edited)
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:24 PM
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:24 PM
it wouldn't be the tacos if we didn't have a wyatt mason, or derivative of.
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athenrein 💜 05-Jan-21 09:24 PM
Yes! Ya like jazz is the perfect slogan
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wyatt mason but run through zalgo text
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 09:25 PM
Myatt Wason
21:25
kinda sucks
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if we can’t do canon names
21:25
may i propose Bootleg Wyatt Mason
chefkiss 2
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athenrein 💜 05-Jan-21 09:25 PM
Or The Other Wyatt Mason
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:25 PM
Technically, we can do canon names. They should be the same stats as the actual players. HOWEVER, I feel like that's less fun.
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:26 PM
should they?
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 05-Jan-21 09:26 PM
Bootleg Wyatt is very fun
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 09:26 PM
were those wyatts stats?
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:26 PM
wyatt was way worse.
21:26
these stats just use the name as a seed I think.
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 05-Jan-21 09:26 PM
Wyatt was the worst player, right?
21:26
Like actually the worst?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:26 PM
(Those stats are for a player named "Myatt Wason") (edited)
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:27 PM
no, but the wyatt mason that was posted above that.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:27 PM
Oh, missed the one above (edited)
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 09:27 PM
and was pretty deece
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:27 PM
I'm literally paying attention to so many things right now, lol
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 09:27 PM
all good
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:27 PM
the real wyatt mason -> NaN was absolutely abysmal.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:27 PM
If I miss your suggestion, btw, don't hesitate to @ me.
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 05-Jan-21 09:28 PM
omg we need to have a wyatt mason on the team
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 09:28 PM
yeah, NaN pulls their actual stats
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:28 PM
Yeah, I didn't remember if Onomancer actually grabbed the player's stats, but I know Simsim does
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 09:28 PM
guess wyatt mason doesnt because that name doesnt show up in the database anymore?
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 05-Jan-21 09:29 PM
foilhat ..... what if wyatt mason has those stats if/when they come back...
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 05-Jan-21 09:29 PM
🤔 tacothink
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another batter
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 09:29 PM
perfect
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:29 PM
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:35 PM
This is why you draft long messages in other programs
21:37
So, just to make sure I didn't miss anything, I currently have: jazzbee The Bee Movie Shrek Jams Ya Like Jazz? Wyatt Mason Ada Octothorpe Al Pastor Infinity EAT Theremin Guy Aubz ----- Grand Unslam Cliff Notes
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KarpskryparN 05-Jan-21 09:38 PM
here's me
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:38 PM
Idr who asked for it anymore but here's Henevieve
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:38 PM
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:38 PM
Karp's a pretty good batter! (edited)
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:39 PM
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KarpskryparN 05-Jan-21 09:39 PM
that's a lie
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 05-Jan-21 09:39 PM
Oh there's a whole channel here
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KarpskryparN
that's a lie
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:39 PM
Shhh, the robot says you are.
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 05-Jan-21 09:39 PM
Howdy
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:39 PM
Ahoy!
21:40
Jessicaptain
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:40 PM
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KarpskryparN 05-Jan-21 09:40 PM
no that was KarpskryparN
21:40
here's Karp (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:41 PM
Lol, ok, got me there
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athenrein 💜 05-Jan-21 09:42 PM
Hen and Jessica should join you in the rotation
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 09:42 PM
what about namegenerator incarnate?
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 05-Jan-21 09:42 PM
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KarpskryparN 05-Jan-21 09:42 PM
not so good
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:43 PM
Unfortunately we can only have 3 pitchers, (otherwise I'd just toss all the cap'ns in the rotation, lol.) (edited)
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 05-Jan-21 09:43 PM
He's anti capitalist too 0.85 anticapitalism (edited)
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:43 PM
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athenrein 💜 05-Jan-21 09:43 PM
I think it's four and eight
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:43 PM
Yeah, you're right, I keep doing numbers wrong
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:43 PM
BEEG YOSHI
21:43
DEFENDING CHAMP
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the Unlimited “SIBR please make sure you set all of our anticapitalism stats to 1”
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:44 PM
Featherwings (Why are all our captains such good pitchers?)
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lmao
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athenrein 💜 05-Jan-21 09:45 PM
It's meant to be
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 05-Jan-21 09:45 PM
Has anyone done pepito ?
21:45
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:46 PM
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:46 PM
I am gonna run out of pins so fast, lol
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KarpskryparN 05-Jan-21 09:46 PM
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i will propose uh
21:47
Pepito, Pepitwo, and PepitwOmega
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:47 PM
eel divingboard for all the wydov stans out there?
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i wish there was a better way of organizing things
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 05-Jan-21 09:47 PM
YES
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:47 PM
I SUMMONED THEM
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i’m willing to give up other meme name slots so we can have them all
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cause the stuff far back will be hard to get to
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all the captains
21:48
ada octothorpe
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:48 PM
i uhh
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:48 PM
al pastor pepito la lengua
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:48 PM
Oh wow, Eel Divingboard's great.
tacolook 3
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and pepito’s evolution line
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:48 PM
Oh
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 05-Jan-21 09:48 PM
Well we can all enter our own teams yeah
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:48 PM
Axe them
21:48
jk thats incredible
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:48 PM
and the grand unslam?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:49 PM
anyway i uhhh am not sure if everbody would be okay with having three slots for pepito neopets,
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what if we made a pepito team that was pepito evos 1 through 12
21:49
wait i figured out how to condense them into one player
21:50
Pepit(w)o/Omega
21:50
this will definitely confuse nobody at all
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 09:50 PM
o.o
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oh hey it me
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:50 PM
how does Dad Trent do?
21:50
gotta be dad at all times, you know
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Dad Trent does worse
21:51
and Dad does worse even
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:51 PM
dadly trent?
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lmaooo
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:51 PM
Not an actual suggestion, but I had to know: Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--
nice 4
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lmaoooo
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:51 PM
god blaseball really doesn't like dads. the steaks should sue.
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athenrein 💜 05-Jan-21 09:51 PM
Little Bobby Tables!
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:52 PM
Little Bobby Tables is so good!
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and Daddy does pretty bad too
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it’s not a suggestion for us, but it’s a great suggestion for the data witches
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:52 PM
Ooh boy.
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Little bobby tables 🙂
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cliff’s new team
21:52
The Programmer Jokes
21:52
they’re all programming jokes
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:52 PM
Tempting.
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:53 PM
Only if Regex Solutions is a player.
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evie tacos
they’re all programming jokes
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 05-Jan-21 09:53 PM
NaN
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:53 PM
💻 The Programming Jokes You should really sanitize those database inputs (edited)
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how many player slots are jokes about javascript equals and 0
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 09:53 PM
yes
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athenrein 💜 05-Jan-21 09:54 PM
Just the worst regex
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:54 PM
oh god. how many could you get out of that wat video
21:54
wait
21:54
if he makes that team
21:54
NaN has to be on it.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:54 PM
Oh man, that video could just be a team
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 09:54 PM
what video?
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:54 PM
wat
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 09:55 PM
also not an actual suggestion, just wanted to see his stats
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:55 PM
also, y'all want to see a regex?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:55 PM
oh no
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“sorry everyone, we had to cut everyone else’s team slots to fit in cliff’s 32 team megateam, ‘misconceptions programmers have about names’” (edited)
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:56 PM
well, I would, but it's more than 2000 characters
lilmijo 2
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oh no
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athenrein 💜 05-Jan-21 09:56 PM
That's... too many
21:56
it defines an email address
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 09:57 PM
this wat video is great
21:57
i love it
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athenrein 💜 05-Jan-21 09:57 PM
Thanks I hate it
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:57 PM
Regex Crimes are real.
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athenrein 💜 05-Jan-21 09:58 PM
Okay but Regex Crimes is a great blaseball name
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that’s a great name yes
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:58 PM
I just worry its a bit too close to Datum Criminale
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 05-Jan-21 09:59 PM
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 09:59 PM
the vibes are accurate at least
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:59 PM
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I LOVE TACO CAT
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 09:59 PM
tacocat. almost balanced
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our son
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
the vibes are accurate at least
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 09:59 PM
Lol, I feel like those stats are probably fairly accurate too, tbh (edited)
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 09:59 PM
yeah
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 10:00 PM
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i loved my regex that would grab only replies and only the @twitterhandle part of the reply
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 10:00 PM
Weird, thought I did pin Bee Movie
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it made sanitizing the tacos tweets for the ai so easy
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and it was so cool
22:01
i just felt clever doing that
22:01
i don’t remember the regex tho sorry
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athenrein 💜 05-Jan-21 10:01 PM
Writing a good regex is very satisfying.
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it even got the white space
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 05-Jan-21 10:01 PM
22:01
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 10:01 PM
yeah thats accurate for spicy milk
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athenrein 💜 05-Jan-21 10:02 PM
That's awful. But somehow still better than NaN?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 10:06 PM
Spicy Milk feels like more of a Wings submission, but then again, idk if they're even doing one.
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KarpskryparN 05-Jan-21 10:06 PM
if only the vibes for spicy milk were 'Honestly Terrible'
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 05-Jan-21 10:06 PM
nice 3
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OH NO
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lmao
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KarpskryparN 05-Jan-21 10:08 PM
69, huh
nice 1
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oh i had that too!
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 05-Jan-21 10:09 PM
jazzbee 1
22:09
Okay I'll slow down now
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 10:11 PM
Did you want to submit all of those, btw? I don't mind either way, I've just kinda lost track, heh
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 05-Jan-21 10:12 PM
Idk if we actually want to submit :evie: but yes to jazzbee
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 10:13 PM
Yeah, I'm iffy on :evie:
22:14
But then again, I suppose the whole team is gonna just end up being references to us anyways
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 05-Jan-21 10:14 PM
the people shall decide our fate democracy machine go brrr
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 10:15 PM
Oh, since I missed him earlier, Ax
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i don’t like :evie:
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22:15
it’s a fun meme but i already have ada
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 10:15 PM
Cool cool
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and i’m very firm on ada being in the team
22:16
i mean i have twitter powers which technically counts as final say if i don’t mind making people hate me lol (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 10:21 PM
All the different iterations of Ax I've run through have been basically the same, stats-wise
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 10:21 PM
Ax is the constant of the tacos
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 10:21 PM
Lol, pretty much
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 10:22 PM
consistent across all los angeli
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 05-Jan-21 10:23 PM
My vote is for Wyatt
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 10:24 PM
You can vote for as many as you want! But yeah, I kinda super want Wyatt on our team
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 10:24 PM
hmm
22:24
yeah we probably should have at least one Wyatt Mason
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 10:24 PM
i kinda want the unslam as well
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 10:24 PM
I did already check, and Bootleg Wyatt Mason is significantly less impressive than real Wyatt Mason
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we could do a poll
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 10:27 PM
bootleg wyatt mason just doesnt hit the same imo
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 10:27 PM
Ok, so the Twitter post was at 2:47 pm Pacific. I'd like to make sure we have time to submit, so I'll call the cutoff time 12 PM Pacific, then I'll try and tally everything up, post the results, and get them to Evie.
22:27
I agree, but I saw someone suggest it so I looked
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ranked choice voting from 1 to 12 minus however many slots captains and ada take up
22:28
all the other names
22:28
see if all the other captains can do a funny Cliffs Notes style name tho cos those are great
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 10:28 PM
What, so 6 slots for everyone else?
22:29
I'm fine with missing if it makes for a better/funnier/more satisfying team for everyone else, tbh (edited)
22:30
Oh huh, I don't know why I never checked Capt. Hen
22:31
Capt. Hen's a bit better than Henevieve, and you also get the pun.
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i did not realize captains would take up 5 slots
22:33
i thought all that would take up 5 slots
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 10:33 PM
you forgot ax didn't you.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 10:33 PM
Heh
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 05-Jan-21 10:33 PM
either that, or just kinda... merged the captains
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 10:33 PM
oops all captains\
22:34
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 10:34 PM
Wait but actually tho
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 05-Jan-21 10:34 PM
woah that’s pretty good
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 10:34 PM
OOPS ALL CAPTAINS
22:34
i can live with this
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i want to bump me
22:35
vote me im good
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oh then i guess 10 slots?
22:37
ranked choice poll from 1 to 10 sounds super nice
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 10:38 PM
I mean, I'm literally just planning on going off of the emote counts at noon tomorrow.
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oh lol
22:40
make sure everyone knows that so they emote for names they want
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 10:40 PM
If we had more than 18 hours, I'd totally agree with you, but setting up a second poll that only runs for like an hour kinda feels bad for all the nightacos.
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 10:41 PM
navigating pins kinda sucks? if we could repost all of them and then lock the chat?
22:41
not sure if that would work?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 10:42 PM
Hm. I'm not sure how well me abusing my powers and making two temp channels for this would go over but having a channel just dedicated to posting each submission sounds like it'd've been the best way to go in retrospect. Have the discussion here, then cross post the actual submission for voting to the other one. (edited)
22:46
...Might just say F it and do it anyways. This is sounding way more convenient the more I think about it
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 10:47 PM
yeah
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 10:50 PM
Lol, this'll be a bit of work to set up on my end, but ok, let's see what happens. You gonna be around for a bit, Hadlem? I'll need someone to be a guinea pig, since I've not quite set up permissions this way before (edited)
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 10:50 PM
yup!
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 10:54 PM
Ok, can you see #simsim-voting?
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 05-Jan-21 10:55 PM
yes
22:55
cannot type
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 10:55 PM
Cool. But no messaging or reacting or anything.
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 05-Jan-21 10:55 PM
no reactin
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 10:55 PM
Cool, perfect.
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KarpskryparN 05-Jan-21 10:55 PM
it's not like there's games running and lots of activity at the moment anyway
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 10:56 PM
Ok, gonna executive decision and remove the captain names from the pool, since we have Oops All Captains now.
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yay
22:56
rip cliffs notes tho
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 10:56 PM
As much as I do enjoy Cliff Notes, yeah
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 10:57 PM
we could do something with the bot ourselves at some point?
22:57
do an inter taco tournament?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 10:57 PM
I have actually pitched the idea of adding the bot to our server, yeah (edited)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 10:58 PM
i would b down
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 11:00 PM
Alright, I'mma go add all the submitted names to #simsim-voting, give them a 👍, unpin them here, and toss a note in these pins about it
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how are you gonna put in the text names?
23:17
oh i guess that’s literally only my submission
23:17
oh that’s how
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 11:17 PM
Lol, yep. Not a big deal when it's only the one
23:22
This channel is for y'all to discuss and submit names for the "taco stand" team. Feel free to suggest whatever names you'd like, we'll put them in #simsim-voting for actual voting.
23:22
Does that make sense?
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KarpskryparN 05-Jan-21 11:22 PM
yes
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oh ada is surprisingly popular
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KarpskryparN 05-Jan-21 11:22 PM
is it surprising tho?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 11:23 PM
it's the propaganda
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idk
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 05-Jan-21 11:23 PM
:evie:
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i tend to feel like i’m annoying everyone
23:24
i wanted to make ada non-optional because i felt like if they were in the vote then they would lose hard and i felt like they had to be in if the tacos twt was submitting the tournament team (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 11:25 PM
Ada losing is definitely a fair concern (edited)
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evie tacos
i tend to feel like i’m annoying everyone
KarpskryparN 05-Jan-21 11:25 PM
you're imagining things
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 11:27 PM
Fun fact: Right now, Ada is literally only losing to Oops All Captains, and I imagine at least part of that is due to them being literally the only option for like 20 minutes while I was talking to Will. (edited)
23:28
Also, really kinda expected Beeg Yoshi to be doing better, lol
23:29
Should I put the Team Name and Slogan submissions over there too? Probably should, just to be fair (edited)
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clucked 9000 05-Jan-21 11:40 PM
wheeeeerer 1
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 11:40 PM
Oh no, I love it
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 11:41 PM
wheerermoji
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xX_DJRingisFan_69_Xx 05-Jan-21 11:41 PM
I like ada octothorpe
23:41
Why are people submitting themselves
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 11:42 PM
Because it sorta started out as a self-insert thing and turned into us taco memeing as hard as we always do, pretty much
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23:42
(Neither of which I have any problem with, for the record!) (edited)
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xX_DJRingisFan_69_Xx 05-Jan-21 11:43 PM
ok I think mir mir deserves to enter the league
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clucked 9000 05-Jan-21 11:44 PM
I can't think of anything funny for a name and slogan lol
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oh if anyone deserve self under it’s mirmir
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23:44
wait that was sent by him
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xX_DJRingisFan_69_Xx 05-Jan-21 11:44 PM
I don't understand that message but I agree wholeheartedly
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i still agree with it
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jan-21 11:44 PM
just have Oops All Anticaptains for mirmir and theremin
23:44
/hj
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lmao
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xX_DJRingisFan_69_Xx 05-Jan-21 11:45 PM
me too I also agree with this message
23:45
someone wsubmit mir mir
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i love mirmir he’s great
23:45
such a good boi
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xX_DJRingisFan_69_Xx 05-Jan-21 11:45 PM
Yes I agree mirmir is so cool and funny and very relevant and exciting
23:45
I agree good boi is a word I would use to describe mir mir
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in fact I would use it regularly
23:45
almost daily, even
23:45
currently
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right now
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lol
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xX_DJRingisFan_69_Xx 05-Jan-21 11:50 PM
mir mir has 4.5 stars batting
23:51
just like a batter I used to know
23:51
star hitter for the unlimited tacos
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23:51
patel beyonce
23:52
thanks for upvoting me cliff I appreciate it
23:52
can I downvote myself
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jan-21 11:53 PM
So we can go through and count them easier later, I made it so that you can only use reactions that are already on there, basically like how the trial was.
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 06-Jan-21 01:13 AM
Don't need to add this to the poll but
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01:13
lilmijo tacolook tacohen starehen stare
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I'm just looking at our emoji
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 06-Jan-21 01:16 AM
is it too late to last-second submit Lil Mijo
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clucked 9000 06-Jan-21 01:16 AM
Do it
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 06-Jan-21 01:17 AM
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 01:17 AM
Lol, you've got 10 hours before I'd say it's "last second"
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 06-Jan-21 01:17 AM
Also I see Walt was mentioned in this chat but not added to the voting
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clucked 9000 06-Jan-21 01:18 AM
Damn lil mijo stronk
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 06-Jan-21 01:18 AM
This is the correct spelling right?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 01:18 AM
Oh shoot, did I miss adding him?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 06-Jan-21 01:19 AM
Mijo Stronk
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 06-Jan-21 01:20 AM
Another just-for-fun one (edited)
01:24
Name a more iconic trio
01:27
Cliff struggles to name a more iconic trio
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 01:27 AM
I suspect I will wake up to regret this, but I'm going to sleep. If you post something you want submitted to the voting channel, @ me, and I'll get to it ~7-8 am pacific (Apologies for the delay) (Alternatively, another captain can post it there too, but I don't necessarily want to bother them)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 01:28 AM
Also, did you want any of them added, btw? I couldn't tell
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 06-Jan-21 01:29 AM
Uh personally I'm fine either way but they're not really my characters
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 01:29 AM
Fair.
01:31
Alright, then I will pass on it for now, and see if that changes later.
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hello everyone this is Tacowboy Emote tacowboy
09:24
hm yeah I coulda just put it into voting lol
09:24
tacowboy
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 09:24 AM
Lol, it's all good.
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there's a few decent stats for variants of "la traffic"
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 09:31 AM
Ha, I love that.
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xX_DJRingisFan_69_Xx 06-Jan-21 09:35 AM
yooo what if we add aleph
09:35
Just because
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May I suggest "uwu <3"?
09:39
You're quick on the draw there cliff
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 09:39 AM
Thanks! I'm not super busy right now, and we're getting close to the deadline
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 06-Jan-21 10:13 AM
Can we submit our own teams?
10:13
Like how does this work
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 10:14 AM
Evie's making a team for the Tacos twitter and wanted our suggestions on who to have on it. Feel free to submit your own teams as well though!
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 06-Jan-21 10:14 AM
Gotcha
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 06-Jan-21 10:16 AM
Yeah you can submit your own team for it and also you can submit teams without entering the raffle
10:16
You just need to put them into the bot
10:16
It’s on the sibr server but you can invite it to other servers I believe (edited)
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 06-Jan-21 10:18 AM
@SIBROfficial @BlaseballCares @SIBR_XVI The Grand Unslams ⬛️ “502 Bad Gateway” Lineup: Wyatt Mason Wyatt Mason Wyatt Mason Wyatt Mason Wyatt Mason Wyatt Mason Wyatt Mason Wyatt Mason Rotation: Lee Davenport Lee Dovenpart Lee Devanport Eel Divingboard
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 10:18 AM
Yep. I invited it to my bot server to test to see how much work it'd be to add here (Not implying we will add it here, though I'd enjoy that)
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 06-Jan-21 10:18 AM
Nice aubz
10:19
Wyatt is a 5 star batter btw
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 06-Jan-21 10:19 AM
Deva gets to play
10:19
LOL
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lmao
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 06-Jan-21 10:19 AM
they got good in micspace
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 10:19 AM
Eel Divingboard is really decent too, iirc
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 06-Jan-21 10:19 AM
YEAH
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 06-Jan-21 10:19 AM
I put all the og tacos names in and these were those stats
10:19
Not for the raffle just because I wanted to See Them
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 06-Jan-21 10:20 AM
Natha still sucks
10:20
love it
10:20
Wyatt being good is hilarious
10:20
oh how the turntables
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 06-Jan-21 10:20 AM
Nathas stats are from the site I think
10:22
Wyatt being good is so funny yeah
10:23
Hold on let me just
10:23
Wyatt fast
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 06-Jan-21 10:26 AM
WHY ARE WE GOOD (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 10:27 AM
I mean, it helps that your entire lineup is the same player, lol
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 06-Jan-21 10:27 AM
True,
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 06-Jan-21 10:27 AM
The same FIVE STAR player
10:28
Also I also put the hall stars in but the stars there aren’t all accurate because of a bug
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the twitter simps. it’s ada, emmy, lox, toast, idk other twitter people who simp a lot
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 06-Jan-21 10:30 AM
also btw if the bee movie shriek jams make it into the tourney I’m making fanart
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 06-Jan-21 10:38 AM
Can we add Eel Divingboard to the voting?
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what will happen with a tie
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 06-Jan-21 10:42 AM
Oh here’s one for the voting— Pepito The Coyote has better stats than just Pepito
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤
also btw if the bee movie shriek jams make it into the tourney I’m making fanart
wow who knew that all i needed to have ada get fan art is to have them play in the bee movie shrek jams?
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 06-Jan-21 10:45 AM
Sure
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 06-Jan-21 10:46 AM
Eel divingboard is good
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 10:47 AM
Eel Divingboard is so good, lol
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 06-Jan-21 11:08 AM
Update Pepito!!! Is better apparently
11:08
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 11:09 AM
Idea: We just use whatever Pepito version has the best stats, because all the versions have been really good names
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 06-Jan-21 11:09 AM
Yeah
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yeah
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 11:11 AM
Ok. Then I'mma pin Pepito!!! here, but not put it in #simsim-voting. Then I'll just use the higher of the two vote counts.
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 06-Jan-21 11:11 AM
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 11:45 AM
We have 30* name suggestions total, at final count. (*Pepito appears twice)
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oh boy
12:05
so who won?
12:06
what's our final team?
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 06-Jan-21 12:07 PM
ya 👁
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 12:07 PM
Collating the results right now, I'm just about to post it
12:12
jazzbee The Bee Movie Shrek Jams Ya like jazz? Wyatt Mason Ada Octothorpe Pepito!!! Eel Divingboard La Lengua tacocat Tacowboy Emote Al Pastor Oops All Captains Grand Unslam :jazzbee: Walt Jabsco
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12:14
Surprising ones that just missed the cut: Bee Movie EAT Lil Mijo
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riv bee movie (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 12:14 PM
Just realized Shrek never got suggested, lol
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 06-Jan-21 12:14 PM
WOOO
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i tried it it wasn't good
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I mean it is called The Bee Movie Shrek Jams
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 12:14 PM
Ah, RIV
12:15
By the way, they are placed according to what their stats say they're better at. (The first 8 are batters, last 4 are pitchers)
12:16
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whats oops all captains's stat
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 12:17 PM
4. I had them at either position initially, so I didn't bother to fill it in, forgot to do that before screenshotting it (edited)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 06-Jan-21 12:18 PM
this team looks swagalicious
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 12:18 PM
Right? It turned out really great.
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 06-Jan-21 12:19 PM
still cant believe the grand unslam is a 6 star pitcher
12:19
its too good
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 12:19 PM
You couldn't've programmed it better, it's wonderful
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as an aside
12:22
this is my favorite team so far
12:22
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LMAOOOOOO
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 12:23 PM
I agree, lol.
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thats really food
12:23
good
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clucked 9000 06-Jan-21 12:30 PM
riv to scuttle-sama (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 12:30 PM
Very sad Scuttle-sama didn't make it, yeah. A little surprised too, tbh
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clucked 9000 06-Jan-21 12:31 PM
we were not meant to see scuttle sama in action
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the scuttle remains a secret
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what should the actual emote be or should we go to sibr and somehow force them to implement jazzbee into simsim?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 12:34 PM
It doesn't need an emote, so we could go without, if need be
12:34
But maybe like, 🎷 ? Since Jazz?
12:34
🎺
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 12:35 PM
That's more ska, imo (He says, completely arbitrarily) (edited)
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or bee 🐝
12:36
we can bee
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 12:36 PM
Oh, yeah, bee works
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 06-Jan-21 12:36 PM
I mean 🎶 🎷 🐝
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 12:36 PM
Sadly, it's limited to one emote
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@SIBROfficial @BlaseballCares @SIBR_XVI St. Louis Gecs 💯 “Feel so clean!” LINEUP: 745 sticky money machine 800 db cloud I Need Help Immediately stupid horse xXXi_wud_nvrstøp_ÜXXx ringtone gecgecgec ROTATION: hand crushed by a mallet gec 2 Ü came to my show toothless
12:39
i like the team name here
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oh gosh
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just the combo of the emote being 💯 and the name being The St. Louis Gecs
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wow
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clucked 9000 06-Jan-21 12:41 PM
Bee Movie but Ska tho
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thats really good
12:41
love 100 gecs
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@theremin lets make a death grips team!
12:45
in the same way the 100 gecs team was made
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Team: Death Grips Slogan: It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes GUILLOTINE Lineup: Rotation:
12:47
ill fill in the rest later, we only have a bit of time left. but i need to focus on work (edited)
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lol
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Im making a spreadsheet of potential players
12:50
wonderful
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i love 100 gecs but that’s just cos i’m gay for laura les
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why are they all good pitchers
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 06-Jan-21 01:00 PM
the Musical Thlerapy tournament has just begun at https://t.co/QX27QmSpPT! every music-shaped team we could find in the current simsim menu has been entered into a 52-team best of 3 bracket hopefully it's a good distraction
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 01:01 PM
Oh man, there's so many good teams in there.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 06-Jan-21 01:03 PM
my
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oh mu
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 01:03 PM
RIV
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 06-Jan-21 01:04 PM
13:04
have yall actually seen what this is based on?
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 06-Jan-21 01:06 PM
It's relaxing seeing best of 3 and not first to 2 (edited)
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Sheet1 Name,Batting,Pitching,Baserunning,Defence guillotine,2,4.5,2.5,3.5 MC Ride,5,5,2,4 FLATLANDER,3.5,5.5,2,4 flatlander,3,2.5,4,5 Zach Hill,3.5,5.5,2.5,3
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i love it
13:11
there’s teams i love
13:11
all hail west texas
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emotion
13:12
los capesinos!
13:12
i love them all
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 01:13 PM
Oh no, I didn't see if the Marching Band won. Also, I'm thinking chat about the Musical Thlerapy league should go to #watch-vibes?
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🍂🌞dov🍁⚪ 06-Jan-21 01:14 PM
SIBR tournament?
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@SIBROfficial @BlaseballCares @SIBR_XVI Team: the Death Grips🤬 Slogan: It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes Lineup: NoLove DeepWeb DeaTh gRiPs Blackjack Steroids CTHGM YEAROF THESNITCH andy morin get got Hustle Bones Pitchers: Zach Hill FLATLANDER MC Ride ThePowers ThatB _ Case sensitive is important!!
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because it’s the one with the most stars?
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🍂🌞dov🍁⚪
SIBR tournament?
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 01:31 PM
Sorry, forgot to reply. xvi of SIBR created a bot to simulate Blaseball with custom teams, so they're having a tournament and having people submit custom teams
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🍂🌞dov🍁⚪ 06-Jan-21 01:32 PM
ooh
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 01:33 PM
They're also having a tournament right now between all the musical related teams that have already been entered. Chat is ongoing in #watch-vibes
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here’s the tweet!
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@SIBROfficial @BlaseballCares @SIBR_XVI we at the tacos all came together and made this team! 🐝 The Bee Movie Shrek Jams “Ya like jazz?” Lineup: Wyatt Mason Ada Octothorpe Pepito!!! Eel Divingboard La Lengua tacocat Tacowboy Emote Al Pastor Rotation: Oops All Captains Grand Unslam :jazzbee: Walt Jabsco
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clucked 9000 06-Jan-21 01:43 PM
Somehow out of all of those eel diving board is the weirdest lol
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how would literal tongue!la lengua bat
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 01:44 PM
You have to know the reference for that one, heh
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jessica
how would literal tongue!la lengua bat
carefully
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clucked 9000 06-Jan-21 01:44 PM
Wetly
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moistly
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clucked 9000 06-Jan-21 01:44 PM
slap slap
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yeah
13:44
no
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nO
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clucked 9000 06-Jan-21 01:44 PM
shlap shlap
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 01:46 PM
lilmijo
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clucked 9000 06-Jan-21 01:46 PM
La lengua up to bat: slap slap slap.....shhhhlap! La Lengua hits a home run! There she goes! slapslapslapslapslapslap! (edited)
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Lox @BLASEBALLPEPITO 👑 06-Jan-21 01:46 PM
=(
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 06-Jan-21 01:47 PM
... wouldnt la lengua slither
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clucked 9000 06-Jan-21 01:47 PM
That's a hard sound to make lol
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 06-Jan-21 01:47 PM
or perhaps. inch like a caterpillar. oh fair
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clucked 9000 06-Jan-21 01:47 PM
And I like to imagine the tip of her tongue head like waving in the wind
13:47
Blinding the other team with spit
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 06-Jan-21 01:47 PM
hlsjdjdkd
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clucked 9000 06-Jan-21 01:48 PM
Whoever comes up to bat after her just uses her trail as a slip n slide
13:48
Easy bases
13:49
And of course she looks very pretty while doing it
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 06-Jan-21 01:49 PM
lengua inching like an inchworm....
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clucked 9000 06-Jan-21 01:50 PM
slap!....sluuurp.... sluuurp.... sluuurp.... sluuurp
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 06-Jan-21 01:50 PM
What if it rolls Either via curling into a ball or repeatedly propelling/flipping itself
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clucked 9000 06-Jan-21 01:51 PM
Glad everyone is enjoying this commentary
13:51
I for one am loosing my whole damn mind imagining la lengua rolling towards 1st base
13:52
Absolutely terrifying the other team
13:52
prolb
13:52
This but tongue
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oh no
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prolb
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 01:52 PM
I absolutely love the idea of the other team having to figure out how to deal with that
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clucked 9000 06-Jan-21 01:53 PM
Rain boots
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 01:53 PM
What, instead of their gloves?
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clucked 9000 06-Jan-21 01:53 PM
Sure
13:53
I was thinking on their feet but sure
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 01:54 PM
Still gotta use your hands to try and tag her out tho
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clucked 9000 06-Jan-21 01:54 PM
Rubber gloves
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 06-Jan-21 01:54 PM
everyone walkin out on the field in hipwaders
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clucked 9000 06-Jan-21 01:54 PM
Yep
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that's just everyone at the talker's stadium
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clucked 9000 06-Jan-21 01:55 PM
Lol
13:55
MTs wouldn't even flinch before la lengua
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at the gleek arena babyyyy
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 06-Jan-21 01:55 PM
moist talkers 🤝 la lengua oh you know
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clucked 9000 06-Jan-21 01:55 PM
Now, business La Lengua?
13:56
She would glare the ball into submission
13:56
And walk to first base
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so @SIBROfficial had me shuffling the deck to figure out which 32 teams were going to enter the tournament i uh. dropped it. all 75 teams will play!
17:49
WE MADE IT IN
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 06-Jan-21 05:49 PM
OH BOY THATS A LOT
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 06-Jan-21 05:50 PM
Uh oh
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 05:54 PM
Hah, I had a feeling that was gonna happen
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clucked 9000
La lengua up to bat: slap slap slap.....shhhhlap! La Lengua hits a home run! There she goes! slapslapslapslapslapslap! (edited)
Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 06-Jan-21 05:57 PM
hen no why. I physically cringed (and laughed) at this sequence.
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 06-Jan-21 06:00 PM
The most ambitious crossover in history
18:00
Everyone's here
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 06-Jan-21 07:59 PM
Oh my lord the simsim has nearly 400 saved teams (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 08:01 PM
People are craving blaseball so badly, lol
20:03
Also, everyone loves making meme teams, so that helps, lol
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athenrein 💜 06-Jan-21 08:22 PM
meme ALL the teams!
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 06-Jan-21 08:41 PM
especially cause all you need to make a team is a list of names.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 08:42 PM
Yep. Even the stats are generated automatically if you don't want to bother.
20:43
Though, fun fact on the opposite end of the scale: on the first night xvi introduced it, at least two separate people immediately started running scripts to find names that would get 6+ stars in given stats. They ran millions of possibilities, each.
20:48
This was Para's first draft.
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 06-Jan-21 08:48 PM
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 08:48 PM
Ehehehe
20:49
It's not even the highest stats go!
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 06-Jan-21 08:51 PM
Are simsim fk considered fk? (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 08:52 PM
I'm going to say yes, just because the names of the stats are the same.
20:52
The names are still fk, yeah? Other than Anticap, of course (edited)
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DDDragoni 💚 06-Jan-21 08:53 PM
I think a couple have shown up in blessings but otherwise they're Blaseball's worst kept secret
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 08:53 PM
Lol
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YAGPDB.xyz BOT 06-Jan-21 08:54 PM
@Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) shared the following spoiler-tagged image(s) with this message:
Grand Unslam fk, are these good?
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 06-Jan-21 08:54 PM
yeah, stat names are still fk, except for anticap
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 08:55 PM
If we're talking for Simsim, the last I'd seen, fk stats are much less important than just the star values
20:56
Lemme see if I can find out what code handles that, actually
20:58
Oh that's interesting. Pitchers can actually field in Matteo's games.
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 06-Jan-21 08:59 PM
Yeah that's a weather thing?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 08:59 PM
No, it looks like that's just wrapped in the normal at bat code.
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 06-Jan-21 08:59 PM
Oh neat
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 09:02 PM
Ok, so. If this was actual Blaseball, I think this would be a good example of super FK that shouldn't leave SIBR (Even though that's usually more story spoilers). But since it's not, I'm gonna treat it like regular fk instead. (FK: Simsim functionality) It looks like fk stats don't matter at all. I only see references to the stars. (edited)
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 06-Jan-21 09:03 PM
Oh interesting
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 09:04 PM
Yep. Makes it easier to share players!
21:06
This is actually pretty nice code to read over, btw. xvi does good work. (edited)
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 06-Jan-21 09:14 PM
Well commented? Not full of jank?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 09:17 PM
Both. Very straightforward, I can tell what everything does just by reading the code, and things that might need a little explanation are the ones that get comments. I'm sure there's at least a bit of jank, (After all, this is a line: if roll >= (-(((run_stars+1)/14)**2)+1): #plug it into desmos or something, you'll see), but it pretty much makes sense to me.
21:18
(I don't really blame xvi for the calculations, lol)
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 06-Jan-21 09:19 PM
Lmao the comment
21:20
Now I'm curious
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 09:21 PM
It's for determining if a base steal succeeds
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 06-Jan-21 09:27 PM
it's a parabola, 0.5% chance for 0 stars -> 25% chance for 6 stars. Parabola is in the direction of bigger difference between higher stars (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 09:29 PM
Oh perfect!
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 06-Jan-21 09:51 PM
Man if I had more time in my life I could definitely see myself being deep in SIBR shenanigans
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 09:59 PM
I'm finally diving in, learning how APIs work, and figuring out how onomancer generates player stats, so yeah, I may end up falling even farther into SIBR, lol (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 10:06 PM
YES! I figured out how to generate a player's stars using blaseball_mike! (edited)
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clucked 9000 06-Jan-21 10:07 PM
And we never saw cliff again tacopensive
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 10:07 PM
*whistles innocently*
22:08
I've actually got a different project I've been working on that's been pulling at me, funny enough. I just wanted to see how they did this
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
YES! I figured out how to generate a player's stars using blaseball_mike! (edited)
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 06-Jan-21 10:13 PM
Cliff's birthday present to himself
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
I've actually got a different project I've been working on that's been pulling at me, funny enough. I just wanted to see how they did this
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 06-Jan-21 10:14 PM
Is it blaseball related tacolook
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔)
Cliff's birthday present to himself
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 10:14 PM
You know, you're not wrong...
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔)
Is it blaseball related tacolook
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 06-Jan-21 10:14 PM
Hm... Not... directly?
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 07-Jan-21 03:03 AM
Yeah fk stats aren’t in the simsim (yet) and that’s not really simsim fk cause xvi’s said it a bunch
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 07-Jan-21 07:31 AM
Hey why is grand unslam a 6 star pitcher
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Camaclue (🦇) 07-Jan-21 09:28 AM
what do you think?
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 07-Jan-21 12:23 PM
The Simsim: Your players, your teams, your games.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 07-Jan-21 12:24 PM
Huh
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 07-Jan-21 12:26 PM
Yeah they broke it
12:26
I think technically aubz broke it
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oh no
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 07-Jan-21 12:27 PM
wait does it increment both of their scores at the same time
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 07-Jan-21 12:27 PM
Yup
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oh no
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 07-Jan-21 12:27 PM
oh no
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 07-Jan-21 12:27 PM
Yeah that’s why it’s broken
12:27
You’re supposed to be able to play yourself but
12:27
Aubz did the random game command
12:27
And somehow it rolled the same team twice
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 07-Jan-21 12:27 PM
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 07-Jan-21 12:28 PM
And that’s why they’re advancing at the same time
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wow
12:28
thats a very small chance
12:28
nice job Aubz
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 07-Jan-21 12:28 PM
Yeah, that's incredible
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 07-Jan-21 12:29 PM
Note, it was actually 0.24% chance but still absurd
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 07-Jan-21 12:29 PM
I was just about to make that correction, I hadn't read that far yet
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 07-Jan-21 12:30 PM
The stupid low number would be for this specific team to be picked twice The 0.25% is for any team to be picked twice
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as an aside
12:30
should we change our twitter name to the “bee movie shrek jams” in honor of our team for @SIBROfficial’s sim sim tournament?
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yes
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wait is that already happening?
12:31
when does it happen
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 07-Jan-21 12:31 PM
I don't believe that tournament has started yet but I'm not sure
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i don’t think so either
12:32
neither xvi nor sibr tweeted about it
12:32
and i accidentally simped my way into friendship with the person who runs the emmy ‘spresso twitter and she prolly would’ve told me too
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 07-Jan-21 12:33 PM
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lmao
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 07-Jan-21 12:33 PM
"It's the grand unslam of simsim"
12:34
It really is, lol
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 07-Jan-21 12:34 PM
The Grand Unslam is also currently playing that same team
12:35
Or they were earlier
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 07-Jan-21 12:35 PM
They're still going. bottom of the 11th, last I looked (edited)
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 07-Jan-21 12:36 PM
12th now
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 07-Jan-21 12:36 PM
You're right
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 07-Jan-21 12:37 PM
Oop they might have lost tho
12:38
They did do this though
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 07-Jan-21 12:41 PM
oh gdi, I suddenly understand why eel divingboard is a thing.
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 07-Jan-21 12:41 PM
dive but there’s two of them
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 07-Jan-21 12:47 PM
Dive Divadome? Owner of the Divesdale Divadome?
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 07-Jan-21 12:47 PM
GHSNFNSHG
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oh lmao
12:47
incredible
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 07-Jan-21 12:48 PM
that’s not what the joke is but it’s amazing
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 07-Jan-21 12:48 PM
I know that wasn't the joke but it is now
12:53
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wow
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 07-Jan-21 12:53 PM
Lee devanport more like Lee devadome
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 07-Jan-21 12:54 PM
Devadome was pretty terrible stats and vibes
12:56
12:56
Lee Devadome was only marginally better
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Man i love watching the broken simmadome feed
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 07-Jan-21 01:02 PM
From the desk of @SIBR_XVI: "yeet" We think that means xie's started the Raffle Rumble tournament over at https://t.co/Ry7LU75hg6. Xie'll be handling the play-by-play too, so make sure you're tuned in.
The Simsim: Your players, your teams, your games.
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DDDragoni 💚 07-Jan-21 01:04 PM
I don't see our team in there, is not everyone playing at once?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 07-Jan-21 01:04 PM
It looks like it's not all running at the same time, no. Only 22 of the 70+ teams are playing right now.
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 07-Jan-21 01:04 PM
Do we know who we play first
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 07-Jan-21 01:05 PM
Not even remotely
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 07-Jan-21 01:05 PM
Okay
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 07-Jan-21 01:05 PM
I think it'll just be whenever we come up
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 07-Jan-21 01:05 PM
Just figured I’d ask since I know some people who made teams
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 07-Jan-21 01:06 PM
Mhmm. I don't think the schedule is published anywhere, since I think Matteo sorta just randomly pairs up teams? I haven't looked at the tournament code yet
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I think any teams that seeded below 64th had to play extra games due to the imbalance in the bracket
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 07-Jan-21 01:07 PM
Ah, that'd make sense too
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 07-Jan-21 01:07 PM
On the topic of fairly odd parents See what Timmy Turner's dad had to deal with
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 07-Jan-21 01:07 PM
Dinkleberg... arthurfist
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 07-Jan-21 01:08 PM
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 07-Jan-21 01:10 PM
It's gonna be a funky bracket
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xX_DJRingisFan_69_Xx 07-Jan-21 01:14 PM
the clubhouse sleepover got absolutely smacked
oof 2
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 07-Jan-21 01:14 PM
tacopensive
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 07-Jan-21 01:24 PM
I BROKE THE SIMSIM
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yeah you did
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 07-Jan-21 01:24 PM
It was a 0.24% chance of that happening
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nice job
13:24
yeah!
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 07-Jan-21 01:24 PM
dream is quaking
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im proud of you
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 07-Jan-21 01:24 PM
thank u
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Dream?
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 07-Jan-21 01:24 PM
I’m proud too
13:24
long story haha
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 07-Jan-21 01:24 PM
omg
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DDDragoni 💚 07-Jan-21 01:27 PM
how did it break?
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team playing itself
13:28
so when one team scores the other one immediatly scores
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DDDragoni 💚 07-Jan-21 01:28 PM
oh that yeah
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so theres an infinite tie
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 07-Jan-21 01:28 PM
apparently it only happens when you start a random game tho
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 07-Jan-21 01:28 PM
probably because they dont actually let you start a game with the same team manually
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so a 0.24% chance
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 07-Jan-21 01:28 PM
i DO wonder... how random WAS it? the neptune starlights play a Lot because its creator has lore and stuff
13:29
i wonder if teams who play more have a higher chance of being chosen for that
13:29
because this was my FIRST random game
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
probably because they dont actually let you start a game with the same team manually
no i think it just separates it into two pseudo teams mayve
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 07-Jan-21 01:29 PM
oh
13:29
inchresting
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im not sure
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 07-Jan-21 01:29 PM
i absolutely think there's something fishy going on, and this time crisp is not to blame
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 07-Jan-21 01:32 PM
Nope, lol. The code literally just chooses a random team from all teams in the database, then chooses another random team from all teams in the database (edited)
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 07-Jan-21 01:32 PM
that is so wild
13:32
the fact that it not only chose two of the same team, but it's the team that plays probably the most often
13:32
this REALLY feels like dream luck now
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 07-Jan-21 01:34 PM
A dream? Is seb getting incinerated again? /s
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 07-Jan-21 01:45 PM
LOL
13:46
referring to the minecraft youtuber who somehow apparently got a 1 in 7.5 trillion sequence in a speedrun
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oh yeah
13:46
heard about that
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 07-Jan-21 01:46 PM
clubhouse sleepover takes the lead again!!!
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 07-Jan-21 01:46 PM
YES
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 07-Jan-21 01:46 PM
wrong channel
13:46
oops
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 07-Jan-21 01:46 PM
eh
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 07-Jan-21 01:46 PM
it's still good news though!
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we lost!
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Lox @BLASEBALLPEPITO 👑 07-Jan-21 05:40 PM
we lost!
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 07-Jan-21 05:41 PM
we lost!
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 07-Jan-21 05:41 PM
we lost!
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 07-Jan-21 05:41 PM
we lost!
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 07-Jan-21 05:42 PM
we lost!
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 07-Jan-21 05:44 PM
we lost?
17:44
meanwhile, the neptune starlights...
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 07-Jan-21 05:45 PM
...we lost!
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 07-Jan-21 05:47 PM
... betrayed by Mirror NaN...
17:47
Wyatt Mason is doing some real work on defense though
17:48
oh wait. yes. that makes sense.
17:49
also I'm in the wrong channel too!
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We lost!
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we lost!
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 07-Jan-21 06:07 PM
we lost! (again)
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Feels... Normal?
18:08
I miss losing
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i thought you said feet for a sec
18:09
and i was confused
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also Death Grips made it to top 8!
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 08-Jan-21 04:12 AM
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nice
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 08-Jan-21 12:45 PM
I missed the 1000th inning tacosob
12:47
1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ 🔼
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 08-Jan-21 10:08 PM
The Simsim: Your players, your teams, your games.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 08-Jan-21 10:12 PM
Why are they so good?!
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 08-Jan-21 10:13 PM
I took the top 20 of 39
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 08-Jan-21 10:13 PM
That's still a fair bit better than I'd expect.
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 08-Jan-21 10:14 PM
iunno
22:20
I. I kinda want to challenge the shameless stargrabs after this game
22:21
9️⃣🔽
22:21
oh no
22:22
F
22:22
shame
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 08-Jan-21 10:31 PM
in hindsight I should've maybe put 2 in the name oh well
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 09-Jan-21 11:50 AM
so... when did the starlights game end?
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 09-Jan-21 11:52 AM
inning 1400, 837 runs scored
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Jeezum
11:52
That’s a lot
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 13-Jan-21 06:09 PM
Gonna be closing this up and archiving it in a couple hours. (edited)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 13-Jan-21 06:09 PM
👋
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 13-Jan-21 06:14 PM
👋
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 13-Jan-21 06:14 PM
👋
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👋 (edited)
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Lox @BLASEBALLPEPITO 👑 13-Jan-21 06:18 PM
👋
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 13-Jan-21 06:19 PM
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 13-Jan-21 06:40 PM
👋
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xX_DJRingisFan_69_Xx 13-Jan-21 07:42 PM
cliff moment
19:42
I want the last message to be cliff moment
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 13-Jan-21 07:42 PM
well right now the last message is I want the last message to be cliff moment
19:43
well not anymore but you get the idea
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xX_DJRingisFan_69_Xx 13-Jan-21 07:46 PM
cliff moment
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cliff moment
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xX_DJRingisFan_69_Xx 13-Jan-21 07:49 PM
cliff moment
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.@ feather 💙 13-Jan-21 07:50 PM
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nice
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xX_DJRingisFan_69_Xx 13-Jan-21 07:51 PM
c-cliff...m..,m....moment
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