The Unlimited Taco Stand - simsim-team-submission

https://twitter.com/SIBROfficial/status/1346589113064058880?s=19

Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮 (@SIBROfficial)

We're raffling $50 for @BlaseballCares the SIBR way: with @SIBR_XVI's #blaseball -simulator-simulator! - 32-team tournament, best-of-3s - Teams consist of a name, slogan, and 12 player names - Winning team's creator gets a $25 gift card - The other $25 goes to a random entrant*

Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 08:48 PM

If you're curious about your stats, visit this page and enter a name, then click "Reflect". Those should be your stats. (Full names aren't necessary!) https://onomancer.sibr.dev/reflect

Onomancer

Distill the Ultimate Blaseball Name.

Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 08:49 PM

pog

hi

Alright, cool! (edited)

in true taco spirit should we try and optimize ourselves to be the worst players possible

i just want ada to be a player

unoptimize

20:53

okay

If you're submitting a name: Post the Name, and if you want, whether you would prefer Batter/Pitcher. You don't have to attach stats, but feel free! (edited)

Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 08:53 PM

12 names per team, correct ?

Correct

wait is there a way to specifically put in stats to get a specific soulscream?

so we got ada taking one slot guaranteed

20:54

uhhh

20:54

no

20:54

i dont think so

heck

No, you'd have to be able to put custom FK stats

20:54

Even using the Onomancer API you can't do that, iirc

i thought it’d be funny if her stats was optimized in one very specific way

20:55

and that was to make her soulscream “shrimp”

Lol, sadly, that's not even a valid soulscream

ohh

(Brace yourselves, real brief earthquake)

is that at me?

(Earthquake over)

is it downstate from me?

No no, I just moved the channel

oh lol

20:56

i like how i thought it was an actual earthquake

Same

california feels

I mean, it is socal. It's completely valid

I'm in Florida so I was like "whoa am I secondarily participating in an earthquake at this very moment?"

Lol

21:00

Oh wow, I'm way better as just "Cliff"

if this is for the simsim these can be like memey and all that right

21:01

have you tried Cliff Notes

oh, yeah i should probably not do my actual name

21:02

eh, stats are decent for hadlem

21:02

not great vibes

💚🌮jellorain🌮💚

if this is for the simsim these can be like memey and all that right

Absolutely, lol

21:03

So, I guess I'll kick off the actual suggestions, lol

pretty swagmoney pitcher

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yo

21:03

thats pretty good

21:03

star pitcher

Ooh that one's good too tho

hiya!!

21:08

my character is just aubz

21:08

Aubz- batter but either is ok (edited)

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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:09 PM

im submitting Cliff Notes as a pitcher

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Lol, ok, I'll take that

Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:10 PM

im sacrificing my own pick for this

21:10

it's good

OH

I mean, you can also pick other names, too

lemme edit

im limiting myself to 1 unless we dont have enough

Fair enough

cliff’s pick can be Cliffs Notes

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but cliff didnt make a pick

We definitely need our captains in there.

^^^

i am giving cliff. Room

I was actually about to submit Cliff, not Cliff Notes. I'm cool with either though.

(i can unsubmit if you prefer to have cliff in there lol)

Cliff Notes is a good name haha

(no pressure)

no no cliffs notes

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(i just appreciate the qna recaps)

the s is important

21:13

because it implies a possessive

21:13

but isn’t actually

21:13

also it’s more fun to say

um

it’s funnier to say

Lol, I'm way worse as Cliffs Notes

heres my submitions

how bad is cliffs notes

Cliffs Notes

as a batter probably but a pitcher could work (edited)

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oh rip

Cliff, Perpetual Lurker

Lol, I'm way worse as Cliffs Notes

this only makes me want it to be cliffs notes even more

woah theremin

21:14

you're gaming

Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:14 PM

who needs JT when you have theremin

WHOA.

Theremin, how the crap did you actually luck into Fate 69

nice

21:15

i also have (fk) 32 fingers

oh i forgot to

21:15

but

A couple of suggestions in case they're needed

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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:16 PM

Cliff, Perpetual Lurker

Cliffs Notes

it should just be cliff notes, Jello stuck it up here https://discord.com/channels/755276674915893309/796237831093354516/796242590210719754

no we made it cliffs notes

21:17

because it’s funnier

(I'm just having fun putting stuff in the onomancer)

oh

theremin

it should just be cliff notes, Jello stuck it up here https://discord.com/channels/755276674915893309/796237831093354516/796242590210719754

Dw, I pinned it

make al pastor play

2

pfft

wait

21:17

has anyone tried la lengua?

Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:17 PM

La Lengua

that's not bad baserunning

Henevieve

just don't try to picture it

i’m submitting Ada Octothorpe, social media manager for the Unlimited Tacos, for [insert team name here]

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4

Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:18 PM

What's the name of

️

Walt Jabsco

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(or just ada octothorpe if the whole title doesn’t fit)

Walt Jabsco,,,,

also, team name... Unlimited Tacos Limited?

1

Walt Jabsco

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Unlimited Tacos Ltd "72 degrees and stonks" (edited)

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of course walt can't base run. he floats.

6

That's it, I couldn't remember

god we’re gonna end up with 87 players and have to bring it down to 12

teeth is pretty good

TEETH

wait

21:19

how about Tooth Sweat

Tooth Sweat

oh

teeth is way better

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we’re gonna have to condense our memes into a token meme player that’s every meme at once just to fit the player cap

Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:20 PM

so uh make the grand unslam pitch?

6

WHAT

oh dear god that is scary

cause a second unslam

wow

HOLY

(edited)

whoof!

nah the unslam only happened because lee SUCKED

Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:21 PM

Jeez, Unslam.

i will propose one idea

21:21

in true tacos fashion

21:21

if we need to cut players to hit 12

21:22

keep the worse players

21:22

(like ada they’re awful)

Idk, I kinda like the idea of actually having decent players?

Unlimited Tacos Volume Two

Snap

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it’s a proposition that i thought would be funny

So, a note: Simsim is limited to 32 characters per player name, iirc (edited)

omg

21:23

The Bee Movie Shrek Jams (edited)

6

8

Okay actually, I love that

That's a good team name

Slogan: Come on and Slam? Come on and Jam? Come on and Jazz?

batter anyone? (edited)

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Or heck, just Ya Like Jazz?

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for your consideration (unless canon names are against the rules)

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Come on and, ya like onions (edited)

Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:24 PM

it wouldn't be the tacos if we didn't have a wyatt mason, or derivative of.

4

Yes! Ya like jazz is the perfect slogan

wyatt mason but run through zalgo text

Myatt Wason

21:25

kinda sucks

if we can’t do canon names

21:25

may i propose Bootleg Wyatt Mason

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Or The Other Wyatt Mason

Technically, we can do canon names. They should be the same stats as the actual players. HOWEVER, I feel like that's less fun.

should they?

Bootleg Wyatt is very fun

were those wyatts stats?

wyatt was way worse.

21:26

these stats just use the name as a seed I think.

Wyatt was the worst player, right?

21:26

Like actually the worst?

(Those stats are for a player named "Myatt Wason") (edited)

no, but the wyatt mason that was posted above that.

Oh, missed the one above (edited)

and was pretty deece

I'm literally paying attention to so many things right now, lol

all good

the real wyatt mason -> NaN was absolutely abysmal.

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If I miss your suggestion, btw, don't hesitate to @ me.

omg we need to have a wyatt mason on the team

yeah, NaN pulls their actual stats

Yeah, I didn't remember if Onomancer actually grabbed the player's stats, but I know Simsim does

guess wyatt mason doesnt because that name doesnt show up in the database anymore?

..... what if wyatt mason has those stats if/when they come back...

another batter

perfect

Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:29 PM

This is why you draft long messages in other programs

21:37

So, just to make sure I didn't miss anything, I currently have: jazzbee

The Bee Movie Shrek Jams Ya Like Jazz? Wyatt Mason Ada Octothorpe Al Pastor Infinity EAT Theremin Guy Aubz ----- Grand Unslam Cliff Notes

here's me

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Idr who asked for it anymore but here's Henevieve

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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:38 PM

Karp's a pretty good batter! (edited)

Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:39 PM

that's a lie

Oh there's a whole channel here

KarpskryparN

that's a lie

Shhh, the robot says you are.

Howdy

Ahoy!

21:40

Jessicaptain

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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:40 PM

no that was KarpskryparN

21:40

here's Karp (edited)

Lol, ok, got me there

Hen and Jessica should join you in the rotation

what about namegenerator incarnate?

5

not so good

Unfortunately we can only have 3 pitchers, (otherwise I'd just toss all the cap'ns in the rotation, lol.) (edited)

He's anti capitalist too 0.85 anticapitalism (edited)

Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:43 PM

I think it's four and eight

Yeah, you're right, I keep doing numbers wrong

BEEG YOSHI

21:43

DEFENDING CHAMP

the Unlimited “SIBR please make sure you set all of our anticapitalism stats to 1”

Featherwings (Why are all our captains such good pitchers?)

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lmao

It's meant to be

Has anyone done pepito

?

21:45

5

Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:46 PM

I am gonna run out of pins so fast, lol

i will propose uh

21:47

Pepito, Pepitwo, and PepitwOmega

eel divingboard for all the wydov stans out there?

i wish there was a better way of organizing things

YES

I SUMMONED THEM

i’m willing to give up other meme name slots so we can have them all

cause the stuff far back will be hard to get to

all the captains

21:48

ada octothorpe

i uhh

al pastor pepito la lengua

Oh wow, Eel Divingboard's great.

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and pepito’s evolution line

Oh

Well we can all enter our own teams yeah

Axe them

21:48

jk thats incredible

and the grand unslam?

anyway i uhhh am not sure if everbody would be okay with having three slots for pepito neopets,

what if we made a pepito team that was pepito evos 1 through 12

21:49

wait i figured out how to condense them into one player

21:50

Pepit(w)o/Omega

21:50

this will definitely confuse nobody at all

o.o

oh hey it me

4

how does Dad Trent do?

21:50

gotta be dad at all times, you know

Dad Trent does worse

21:51

and Dad does worse even

dadly trent?

lmaooo

Not an actual suggestion, but I had to know: Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--

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lmaoooo

god blaseball really doesn't like dads. the steaks should sue.

Little Bobby Tables!

Little Bobby Tables is so good!

and Daddy does pretty bad too

it’s not a suggestion for us, but it’s a great suggestion for the data witches

Ooh boy.

Little bobby tables

cliff’s new team

21:52

The Programmer Jokes

21:52

they’re all programming jokes

Tempting.

Only if Regex Solutions is a player.

evie tacos

they’re all programming jokes

NaN

The Programming Jokes You should really sanitize those database inputs (edited)

how many player slots are jokes about javascript equals and 0

yes

Just the worst regex

oh god. how many could you get out of that wat video

21:54

wait

21:54

if he makes that team

21:54

NaN has to be on it.

Oh man, that video could just be a team

what video?

wat

21:54

https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat

also not an actual suggestion, just wanted to see his stats

also, y'all want to see a regex?

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oh no

“sorry everyone, we had to cut everyone else’s team slots to fit in cliff’s 32 team megateam, ‘misconceptions programmers have about names’” (edited)

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well, I would, but it's more than 2000 characters

2

oh no

That's... too many

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1t0hhk/give_a_man_a_regex/ce32wub

r/ProgrammerHumor - Comment by u/remy_porter on ”Give a man a regex...

867 votes and 100 comments so far on Reddit

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21:56

it defines an email address

this wat video is great

21:57

i love it

Thanks I hate it

Regex Crimes are real.

Okay but Regex Crimes is a great blaseball name

that’s a great name yes

I just worry its a bit too close to Datum Criminale

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the vibes are accurate at least

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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:59 PM

I LOVE TACO CAT

tacocat. almost balanced

our son

Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 09:59 PM

Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳

the vibes are accurate at least

Lol, I feel like those stats are probably fairly accurate too, tbh (edited)

yeah

https://discord.com/channels/755276674915893309/796237831093354516/796249009760632864 and https://discord.com/channels/755276674915893309/796237831093354516/796247737904529438 @Cliff, Perpetual Lurker

Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 10:00 PM

i loved my regex that would grab only replies and only the @twitterhandle part of the reply

Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 10:00 PM

ty

Weird, thought I did pin Bee Movie

it made sanitizing the tacos tweets for the ai so easy

22:01

and it was so cool

22:01

i just felt clever doing that

22:01

i don’t remember the regex tho sorry

Writing a good regex is very satisfying.

it even got the white space

22:01

yeah thats accurate for spicy milk

Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 10:02 PM

That's awful. But somehow still better than NaN?

Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 10:05 PM

Spicy Milk feels like more of a Wings submission, but then again, idk if they're even doing one.

if only the vibes for spicy milk were 'Honestly Terrible'

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OH NO

lmao

69, huh

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oh i had that too!

1

22:09

Okay I'll slow down now

Did you want to submit all of those, btw? I don't mind either way, I've just kinda lost track, heh

Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 10:11 PM

Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 10:12 PM

Idk if we actually want to submit :evie: but yes to jazzbee

Yeah, I'm iffy on :evie:

22:14

But then again, I suppose the whole team is gonna just end up being references to us anyways

the people shall decide our fate democracy machine go brrr

Oh, since I missed him earlier, Ax

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i don’t like :evie:

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22:15

it’s a fun meme but i already have ada

Cool cool

and i’m very firm on ada being in the team

22:16

i mean i have twitter powers which technically counts as final say if i don’t mind making people hate me lol (edited)

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All the different iterations of Ax I've run through have been basically the same, stats-wise

Ax is the constant of the tacos

Lol, pretty much

Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 05-Jan-21 10:21 PM

consistent across all los angeli

My vote is for Wyatt

You can vote for as many as you want! But yeah, I kinda super want Wyatt on our team

hmm

22:24

yeah we probably should have at least one Wyatt Mason

i kinda want the unslam as well

I did already check, and Bootleg Wyatt Mason is significantly less impressive than real Wyatt Mason

we could do a poll

bootleg wyatt mason just doesnt hit the same imo

Ok, so the Twitter post was at 2:47 pm Pacific. I'd like to make sure we have time to submit, so I'll call the cutoff time 12 PM Pacific, then I'll try and tally everything up, post the results, and get them to Evie.