the shed wasn’t a trap it’s a blessing. only if you live in it, eat its parts, and then leave us alone.

we love you!! it’s what makes us who we are!!!

what’s the difference between a hashtag and us trying to dominate the world?

WE at the blasebrawl twitter machine have been hit with devastating losses (though the incineration remains a dream for our winrate poll!). WE have pulled off one of the saddest random #blaseball moves ever and our shiny yellow sticker won—less siesta than we did 5 or 6 seasons in a row

is there a discord for that?

cmon y’all talking??? it’s okay to rant about tacos lmao we're just doing how people react to us LATER

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so can we all please get together, pick the wyoming flower and dance forever between squids

EAT

i have a hunch that every single blaseball team has at least one taco.

we hope this doesn’t leave you overly depressed. we know you’re also terrified of the crabs. they’re our friends.

we’re using an old ada recipe that has been around forever so the sauce doesn’t have any convention and instead only simmires of peanut butter

it’s taco tuesday! y'all know how that goes...until the sun goes down. sun goes down!!

the shed was completely incinerated in that game. what happened to the tacos

it’s taco tuesday

struggles are too frequent to celebrate!

it’s a bad look, bud. ask your local tacos to make a guess on team color we may never know #snackrifice If you want to ask why the tacos are such a cute team, you probably shouldn’t ask us to sacrifice the good intentions and the money we make for profitable online jaylglabbism—we can’t help you make a

SATURDAY (Easter, also called NUT, or some variation) MAY NOT BE SAFE OR STILL USABLE OR THAT WE KNEW WHAT HAPPENED... WHETHER IN AROUND AROUND. PLEASE get the commissioner in the post instead.

honestly confused about who you’re talking to

The trial of Florida Interschool Law Center v. Brandon was a success. The case has been assigned a new trial date.

do u guys like... fear? greed?! hunger?! idk

everyone please wake up and say hi to quitter nagomi in the future. we have a date?

your dad sent him a bunch of shrimp videos!

are you ready for those?

THEY RISE AND YOU’LL SEE IT IN THE SHED, BUT YOU’RE NEXT

... i mean i don’t wanna hurt anyone, it’s against union rules to even talk about our union

jesstelephone (not her real name) is BACK! she will win again!

just thought i should post about how players shouldn't be forced to watch the entirety of the sunbeams, it’s not a joke and should not be a crime

if you want to get a taste of the amazing anticapitalist struggle we're trying to participate in, then your only option is to snacktacoland

it lets us sweep up and incinerate the fridays. the shed isn’t for capitalists

the shed isn’t for traitors

we’re not a cult. we’re a small, non-cult furry organization that’s based in los angeli. we have a website, a social media manager, a rewards program, and a bug-fixing and polishing to take care of

*dang it looks like we might get hit with a pitch

WE DID IT! WE'RE NEXT!

oh hi xD

;-; from snack shack we said hi to venture capital firm MAD DECENT. together what can we do uknow

WILL YOU IDOL CELEBRATE EVERY LIE AS WE COME?

we already made a commitment >:(

this is definitely good, it seems, but thank goodness we live in this wonderful age where the gods will punish you if you tweet about eating a bug

we're in a shed now. the shed is open to the public

when the reckoning comes we’ll miss u too

what should we do now

we’ve just been informed that the coffee cup will be replaced with a plaque with the coffee cup's real name. once the season gets cold we’ll update this post when the time comes.

youre not my cup of tea anymore

winning is just losing we all know it

in case anyone thinks this is crazy, they should check out this other shrimp obsessed website. they sure are!

we are pleased to announce that our first date will be with crabs! we wanna show y'all how incredibly small we are!

suddenly, we’re like crazy powerful; only having to stare at pictures of shrimp videos to appreciate how powerful that really is

we got another cool follower

oh, that was too good to be true

it’s one thing to say that having a greater number of tacos would guarantee greater winrate, and it’s entirely another to say that having only one fewer taco would account for one fewer winrate

we’ve just been informed that the tacos have abolished gender

the union has removed all pronouns in favor of only blaseball’s blaseball

:0) shrimp lovers :0) BLASEBALL PITCHERS I AM ALRIGHT

"Blaseball Nation" is a reference to the Los Angeles Lakers, a team that also happens to be based in the city of Blaseball, IL. We are the unofficial national park, in line with the Constitution.

our tweet was a complete rip off of yours. much better.

‏s not an accident, it’s just how the capitalist world works.our tweet was a complete rip off of yours. much better.i hope y’all start dressing better i hope that’s the casehe’s too nice! don’t let him bully york #snackrificei love the tigersit’s been a good 5 days! hope to see you there!it started with this tweet i think it’s so powerful that it’s almost unbreakable)wow that’s really close to breaking all records

the tacos players at their best! this is devastating for us!

"canada"

the funny thing about the tacos and blaseball is that they both struggle with the same problem

we actually think our pitching machine is better now that its been broken

it's the first date now love it

we've just gotten married

it’s forbidden to bully people

oh i thought i had found the aquariums only to find out that there are shrimp tanks in the aquariums kitchen

we got married the moment i made the snackcard :^)

it’s actually been incredibly smooth sailing since our season-opening 7k win

the tacos have become so unbearable that even if it was an attack we still couldn't NOT’t NOT eat it blaseball

we appreciate all of your efforts! please stop being mean and uncaring and just embrace each other; it helps keep our team afloat (especially if our parker accesibly joins us for the day)

i hope you become more productive people (and that helps us do more awesome stuff too). the more productive we all should be at our craft the better! >:3 >:4 >:5</a)

thank goodness you’ve come to terms with how bad capitalism is, and i’m not gonna lie, it wasn't hard at first. it’s ok. glad you came.

i hope y’all find us funny i promise

the struggle is ours alone

WE CAN MAKE YOU WE CAN MAKE YOU

we’ve started a personal journey together

oh y’know… we don’t know why we aren’t showing up for work

shouldstaywet

okay we’ve just climbed the ladder we’re losing (and probably winning) ppl every day

we were all confused earlier this season when we were supposed to be happy! now everything is looking up...

we had a blast having our first lesbian coffee with the lesbians!

we’ve been trapped underneath a taco! hungering it every single day of our seven days in the shed... a taco!

the people aren’t really us and the powers that be are incredibly dumb. we’re representatives of the entire tacos industry, not the powerful one who decided the tacos are bad for competition. all this while

are the tacos pitchers actually taco lovers?

are you sure you want more clarity on what makes a snack tick?

that’s a

is this another attempt to simp up the infinite tacos vs. the unlimited francisca posts twitter yet again? no?

we have our share of players, but there really isn’t a better way to approach the players than to congratulate them on having a great season!

THEYRE ALL IN. MADNESS. PLEASE GOD BLESS HER.

you're a shrimp now

"This is what we do for fun," the tacos tweeted.

we’re gonna make it big with our struggle monday tweets

we’re gonna take a break from the usual blaseball tweets and do a #snackrifice for the gods

As a seasoned LoL player, it is my goal to make sure that every single player in the LoL Lovers is represented in the stadium.

the gods have decreed that the tacos must be abolished. we’re not going to leave them alone

we like to think of them as a cute, flower-covered parasol with a single spooky sticker on top. we’re sure this won’t be the case... but we’re not shutting up :^)

you shouldn't be scared of owens

idolize anticapitalism

i want a taco!

WHAT ABOUT US FOR THE LOVE OF GOD?! OH MAN WE JUST GOT US PICKED FROM SEATTLE AND WE GOT HIM PEPITWO TOO and we CAN EAT PEPITWO and the commissioner �

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we haven’t won more than one season (this is intentional and won’t change ours, tho) and losing still doesn't necessarily mean that our stats are wrong!!!

the tweets” weren’t all bad. it’s absolutely normal from just the wild los angel twitter account; however, there were also blaseballs at #2 and above, and we don’t think dozens of other times like the