hot pitch summer

ok so yummy and fish are best friends and they have every meal together

I'm picturing the Tacos going on a beach trip to celebrate the championship. They line up on a pier for a group photo and someone accidentally bumps into Ivy's shell, sending it over the side and into the water. McDowell dives in after it and comes up carrying Fish Summer instead, both of them very confused

fish and yummy doing a youtube series where they rate different objects you Should Not Eat

oh! also pls consider, fish with vitiligo that spreads every time they fire eat, developing a form of addison's alongside it that means they gotta wear sunscreen and be careful w/ their skin in the sun. loves ice cream and cold tile floors and swimming in the ocean wow i should be in theorycraft

this def doesnt have to spread anywhere bgut ive always hced fish as aro and bi

fish number one yummy and redacted shipper question mark

and fish can eat Anything

i bet fish and fig would get along too, idk fig seems a lot more chill than fish but i just Think So

oh basilio fig fashion crimes and at first fish is like what and then goes to every length to gas them up because 'hell yeah fig live that authentic self'

right yeah, Fish bites all their shirts in half to make crop tops (this is wiki canon)

ive honestly always hced that fish was originally from la and did modeling/influencer stuff? and the fame was cool and they really liked it but they got frustrated because everyone was looking at how "hot" they were but no one cared about what they were Doing? so they joined blaseball to do something, make ball go Thwack, feel like they were being valued for their actions and not their looks, and signed with the tigers cause landry talked them into it but that like? mom summer and their 42 siblings all live in LA and have disclaimer: this is all jacks headcanons and not like, esdfhkjfh any teams lore. i just spend a lot of time thinking about fish

wiki lore says that Fish Summer was the tigers' merch model but also dressed casually on the field

and bmase like hates blaseball in part bc one of their best models quit to go play?

im just so. fish and bmase looking at each other, transfused and feedbacked and like fish at least having been through hell and they'e just so 'it's been a while, huh?

gosh and at that point like. bmase was one of the tacos worst for so long and fish one of the better in the league and suddenly basil is good and fish is pitching

like rq just re: bmase and fish knowing each other and time changing them season 4 fish vs season 14

"i heard you have unlimited tacos. i would like to test that theory"

yes! i hc them asd uh, 7'6" cause, tiger sharks are 15' long and i was like 'lmao cut that in half and make them vertical'

https://twitter.com/crikadelic/status/1313028718345019393?s=20 doodle page commission of a design for one @hotfishsummer !! go splorts! #blaseball Twitter

fishs are they/them!

"fishing" in this case means McD throwing Fish into the water and Fish coming back up with fish in their mourh

idk if anyone else is getting this vibe but i think rat!rat mason would really like fish and he would actually be p calm around them. idk i just think fish carries rat around on their head sometimes,

Fish summer is glad to be on the tacos, but sad simultaneously upon seeing the shadow faxer in the park. F hopes that F can stay on the tacos as long as F can, but we don't know at this point

i learned that fish summer eats blaseballs, and immediately went to a dumb sketch

Showing up hours late from starboard but I love the idea that Fish has just been this flashy showboat superstar for so long that they just... don’t understand that they’re a terrible pitcher. They get moved onto the rotation and everyone’s looking at them all worried while Fish practices new poses they can use as a pitcher. They throw absolutely terrible 9.9 run games and just keep brushing it off as bad luck or the other team going on a winning streak. (The other team is not on a winning streak.)

Michelle and fish summer lifting buddies

Decrees: Library! Smithy! Fairgrounds! Wills: Basilio Mason Transfused in Batting, Outfused in baserunning! Basilio Fig Magmatic reformed to Unstable! Wills affecting us: Wyatt Mason IV was moved to the Georgies, (Hot) Fish Summer is now pitching for us! Sexton Wheerer was moved to the Magic, Bevan Wise is now batting for us! (both of these Wills were won with 1%, don't seem like team plans!) Blessings: Xenomorph won! Acidic Tacos here we come! Untouchable! Hit Fish Summer.

someone said that Fish Summer didn't know they were bad at pitching and i couldn't get that idea out of my head

Ohhh Fish summer is trying to be a cricket bowler. It all makes sense now

I wish to dive in

idk what inspired this

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