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Speculation on the redacted text in the Library, the Book, and the Glossary. FK from other sources is still not allowed, only those three pages should be discussed here.
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yo rad ty!
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 01:30 PM
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CosmicChopsticks 14-Jun-21 01:32 PM
guess i cant just mute all of lore engine any more
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 14-Jun-21 01:32 PM
LIBRARY FREE
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 01:32 PM
So, I think James Boy on the Breath Mints was really good at one point.
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If you look at https://github.com/CliffJameston/blaseball-site-files/blob/58e7e3f906a8d09775888854465016ab66055df9/Library%20Books/2%20-%20Pre-History%20I/2%20-%20Season%20A.json, there's a couple 5, 3 pitcher record lines, and James Boy is the only 5, 3 player on the Mints right now.
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Centritide🌮💜 14-Jun-21 01:35 PM
⭐ 9
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 14-Jun-21 01:38 PM
have we figured out which redaction slots in the "this team placed this position in their league in season A" bits correspond to which redaction slots in the alphabetical order?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 01:38 PM
I'm working on that right now, actually
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Meaning (grember) 14-Jun-21 01:38 PM
So just to confirm, because I probably won't engage much with this channel to avoid spoilers, does the stuff in this channel mostly relate to character counts?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 01:38 PM
Basically, yeah
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 14-Jun-21 01:39 PM
and suggesting names and everyone going honh at the names
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 01:40 PM
So, Team #2 finished 4th in the Bad League
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Ok, just ended up pushing the list of all of them, lol. In summary though: Team #19 finished 3rd in the Good League Team #3 finished 4th in the Good League Team #2 finished 4th in the Bad League Team #9 finished 5th in the Bad League
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 01:45 PM
ayyyy
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I just saw this channel
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
So, I think James Boy on the Breath Mints was really good at one point.
Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 01:45 PM
there is Another 👁
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Joel Clark mentioned a "Megan Ito" as a top star on the Breath Mints in early builds 👀 (from timewarp, a Mint I know)
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could be either
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 01:47 PM
Oh that's far more likely then
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 01:47 PM
(timewarp was very excited to find our about that potential amazing Mint)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 01:47 PM
When/where was that mentioned, btw? (edited)
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Hm. Team 19 seems to be coming up fairly often in these couple books
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what are the team lengths for 19
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 01:51 PM
11, 8
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also Lazaretto can you drop all your sheets in here?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 01:52 PM
Laz has them as either Minneapolis or Mississippi
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hmmm
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 01:55 PM
Unsurprisingly, it seems like the teams who made it to Postseason A are showing up a lot in the leaderboards for Season A
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Ok, I need pictures. Pictures of Spider-Man Megan Ito
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Pushed team info for Season A and Preseason A books to the repo.
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New Brunswick?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 02:04 PM
Oh, yeah, that was me tossing a guess up there
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 02:05 PM
oh yeah do you want my team spreadsheet here cliff
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(I just read up lol)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 02:05 PM
Yeah, go ahead and link whatever resources you've got
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 02:06 PM
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13MeTLS-LQIouP2xNM5GCgQh7jBUcpuCB5pU5iEk_uVI/edit?usp=sharing (on this sheet, the Verticals tab lets you try different names and things and the number will turn green if it's the right number of characters, if you wanna add a new row make sure you add it under a specific number count and stretch the formula down)
Sheet1 Alaskan,Immortals,[9] - Location,[9] - Team,[9] - Location,[5] - Team,[6] - Location,[7] - Team,[12] - Location,[4/5] - Team,[6] - Location,[7] - Team,[8] - Location,[6] - Team,[10] - Location,[4/7] - Team,[6] - Location,[4] - Team,[5] - Location,[6] - Team Australia,Mechanics,Baltimore,C...
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special thanks to EchoNull for that fun trick
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 02:08 PM
That is literally the only time that ever gets filtered anymore...
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 02:08 PM
@Cliff, Perpetual Lurker can uhh you link my gdrive link lmao
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 02:08 PM
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1fAjdE_nUgxLC9TjXh6pdpP1WHfscj3PA?usp=sharing Here's my google drive with a bunch of stuff (Each Library section is it's own folder) - Laz
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 02:08 PM
thanks lmao
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ALSO Cliff
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you can look up all of the Ghosts' Feed endpoints based on their team iirc
tacolook 1
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one moment lemme grab a link for that
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 02:10 PM
Oh btw, I think team 25 changed at some point, or something. Your character counts don't match mine (edited)
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oh heck
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so what you do is you can swap out those Ghost's team ids and get their Feed
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 02:11 PM
I have 4, 4, you've got like 7, 8. Unfortunately, Astrid doesn't track individual books, so I can't verify
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 02:11 PM
that one is Abbott Wright's btw
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 02:11 PM
Ooooh
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What is that third event on that feed?
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 02:13 PM
...oh no
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I hope that all of these didn't get changed
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 02:13 PM
Most of them look the same
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 02:13 PM
what teams are 4/4 hm
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none o them
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 02:14 PM
Ohio {4} was my first thought
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Oh, or Utah, I guess
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 02:14 PM
uhhh lemme see if I can rig up an updated thing
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well we know 12 of them didn't change at least
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 02:15 PM
Heh
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 02:15 PM
I do think that "ULB LA Tacos" and "ILB LA Tacos" might be considered "different teams"
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wait nvm no they're not
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they're the same teams but theyn haveredacted histories
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Ohio Bugs? Ohio Dogs
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 02:19 PM
alright uhhhh hm
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 02:20 PM
Ohio Bugs could be a fun predecessor for the Worms
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too bad its not the ohio snails
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 02:20 PM
Yeah...
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
Oh, or Utah, I guess
LOLO the Spooky Owl 14-Jun-21 02:20 PM
Moab is in Utah tacothink
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 02:20 PM
I mean 🐛 throw a shell on it
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LOLO the Spooky Owl 14-Jun-21 02:22 PM
Moab Suns Utah Suns
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well we already have the moab sunbeams down iirc
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 02:23 PM
I forgot there's an alphabetical order when suggesting Utah. It's between New York and Philly, so it can't be Utah (edited)
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LOLO the Spooky Owl 14-Jun-21 02:24 PM
Ohio then
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 02:24 PM
I like Ohio Bugs for that
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 02:25 PM
Unfortunately, there's a lot of 4 letter words, but yeah, Ohio Bugs is cute.
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 02:25 PM
I need to pull a fresh copy of the First Day, 1st Edition I think
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🐌 bug my beloved
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 02:25 PM
at least one of these teams changed so I can't be too certain about like half of them
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 02:25 PM
That's the only one that changed, I diffed the whole file
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 02:26 PM
oh that's weird
14:26
I wonder why
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 02:26 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 02:26 PM
that one was the Oakland [x] one
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maybe TGB had some legal issues with a too similar name I guess
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 02:26 PM
Oh, that'd be interesting
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 02:27 PM
since Oakland Acrobats was the one
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and "Oakland A's" could refer to both the Blaseball and MLB team
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will I call that a victory maybe lmao
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 02:27 PM
Honestly, that's pretty good reasoning.
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 02:28 PM
yeah like none of Our Blaseball teams sound that much like a real team
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the Hades Tigers is LIKE the Detroit Tigers but not the same
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(Hell, Michigan haha)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 02:29 PM
Lol, yeah, I no longer have any reasonable view of what does and does not make sense as a team name
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 02:34 PM
well the Immortals seems to be an ironic one lmao
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I am glad that these team IDs SEEM to link up to the Ghosts
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we might be able to build an actual basic roster of teams with them 👀
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 02:37 PM
Oh now that would be interesting
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how are y'all learning about the ghost players?
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they're impossible to link to or learn anything about it seems like
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like this link just goes to a blank page
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 02:39 PM
Their team's feed, apparently.
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I'm still looking for where the team IDs are though
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
I'm still looking for where the team IDs are though
Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 02:42 PM
oh from Kennedy Loser's Feed I believe
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it should say Who is haunting them
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i can see that it's Nyx Konk but not who nyx konk once played for, if anyone
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 03:13 PM
Yeah, I'm quite curious where that's from now, I can't find the team ID anywhere
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
Yeah, I'm quite curious where that's from now, I can't find the team ID anywhere
Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 03:16 PM
alright SO I have the datablase link for every haunting of Kennedy Loser (ty allie of SIBR) (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 03:17 PM
How though
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Oh hey look
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 03:17 PM
oh by querying for season 20 and allie isolated the initial events for me
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and in theory you should be able to refresh that link for each time it happens I think
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👀 I think I found something
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Jelly Datalake and Alford Pliskin were on the same team figcool
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{"category":1,"created":"2021-06-14T22:14:13+00:00","day":7,"description":"Manjula Anteater is Inhabiting Kennedy Loser!","gameTags":["facb788d-4a75-4433-9f7f-ec4d1e42772b"],"id":"41e9d86c-9a8c-4692-b5af-2f64f4f8b61d","metadata":{"mod":"INHABITING","parent":"8309b046-059a-4c27-8c55-a56a89f7a889","play":165,"subPlay":0,"type":0},"nuts":0,"phase":2,"playerTags":["c4cc316a-4a3d-4a15-9a5b-fff014fbcabb"],"season":19,"teamTags":["258f6389-aac1-43d2-b30a-4b4dde90d5eb"],"tournament":-1,"type":106}
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 03:30 PM
NEW PLAYER
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Manjula Anteater
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 03:32 PM
Well that was certainly quick, lol
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 04:45 PM
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Drea Tasmin remains an anomaly: their team feed only has Drea's Haunting and Haunting Exit, no "joined Ultra League Blaseball" 🤔
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 04:58 PM
Arches Moss is on the team that's not the Boston Flowers, btw
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 05:05 PM
That is very interesting about Drea thoguh
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 14-Jun-21 05:09 PM
...maybe that means that Drea was on whatever team replaced the Immortals after they were incinerated?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 05:10 PM
Ooh
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Meaning (grember) 14-Jun-21 05:39 PM
I wonder if the immortals somehow pissed off fire man
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 05:46 PM
HM.
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all of the players we've seen in Hauntings thus far (that are new and not in the HoF already or a Season A Recordholder) are from teams whos names we don't know yet
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 05:56 PM
That makes sense. We know where all the players from teams we know about are. They're either in the hall, still actively playing, or released.
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The first incineration was when the book opened, that means if a team existed before the book was opened, its safe to assume they either had the same lineup, or at least a similar one, since before that, there wasn't really a reason to stop playing or switch teams (that we know of) (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 06:21 PM
Ooh, here's an idea I just had based on the James Boy thing (even though I'm pretty much on the Megan Ito train now): what if the shadows as a concept used to not exist. What if instead, all the original shadows players used to be the original teams. Something happened (maybe in the bridge?) that shadowed the entire team, and required a new set of players to be recruited: our season 1 teams. (edited)
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Meaning (grember) 14-Jun-21 06:23 PM
Then what happened to the immortals?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 06:24 PM
Yeah, that is a good question. Why are they in the hall?
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Meaning (grember) 14-Jun-21 06:27 PM
They must’ve done something so egregious the entire concept of the team was condemned before the dang book was even opened
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 06:28 PM
I mean, the name "The Alaskan Immortals" is just dripping with hubris.
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Of course they were incinerated though. It's yet another pun.
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 14-Jun-21 06:32 PM
oh yeah also, we were talking in NAWBALL at some point and someone brought up that a "baked alaska" is a food dish that can be set on fire sometimes
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 06:34 PM
YUP
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
Of course they were incinerated though. It's yet another pun.
Meaning (grember) 14-Jun-21 06:38 PM
They’re deceased, not necessarily incinerated (although baked Alaska is as compelling as blaseball lore gets)
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its the hall of flame
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its hot in there
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Meaning (grember) 14-Jun-21 06:38 PM
Fair enough
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Maybe goobie took em out
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 07:39 PM
also: Forbes Howard has half the actual stars they're displayed with
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also some new ghosts: -Bob Marzen -Leif Gawrsh -Hank Galley
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Abbott Wright, Bob Marzen, and Hank Galley all played for Team #24
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 14-Jun-21 07:44 PM
Gawrsh is such a good name
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 07:53 PM
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Viking Goofy
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quincognito 💚 14-Jun-21 08:10 PM
LEIF GAWRSH
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Laz (they/them)
Click to see attachment 🖼️
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 14-Jun-21 10:13 PM
I'm obligated to send this every time I see goofy movie in the wild https://youtu.be/BpxzF7MwaU8
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 10:29 PM
yes good
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 14-Jun-21 10:30 PM
im in tears
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 10:32 PM
if Leif Gawrsh isn't lored as that one Disney short about Goofy playing Baseball I quit /j
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Al Pastor captured McDowell Mason with a steak on a fishing line didn't they
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 14-Jun-21 10:36 PM
Close, it was a klickball contract (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 10:37 PM
always the klickball contract
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Laz (they/them) 14-Jun-21 11:35 PM
👻⌚: Dabney Erock, Team #17
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 15-Jun-21 07:16 AM
So what's the tldr on what knowledge foilhat you've obtained in this chat
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 15-Jun-21 07:38 AM
So far, not much more than we had already. We do have the teams for nearly all the haunting players, but that doesn't really do anything sooooo
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Laz (they/them) 15-Jun-21 11:20 AM
I have News
11:20
Those 8 Searchable players
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They are Not Dead and Are on ULB Teams
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11:21
(from Astrid)
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is the ULB blasball 2 and we were all just relegated?
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Meaning (grember) 15-Jun-21 11:27 AM
You know that would be really funny haha
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Laz (they/them)
They are Not Dead and Are on ULB Teams
quincognito 💚 15-Jun-21 11:32 AM
....how did they find this
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theremin
is the ULB blasball 2 and we were all just relegated?
.@ feather 💙 15-Jun-21 11:38 AM
this has been my theory forever lmao all the real teams are above us
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....how did they find this
Laz (they/them) 15-Jun-21 11:40 AM
Ok so each player has a boolean deceased for true or false
11:40
And their attached team ID are the same ones mentioned on the First Day, 1st Edition
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 15-Jun-21 11:57 AM
So, this is more speculation based on book text rather than about book text... In one of the IABs, TGB mentioned they were considering moving away from one season/week. Season A was 162 games long. If you space games to happen every 90 minutes, rather than 60, you can get 2 week long seasons rather easily when you have 162 game long seasons.
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It probably doesn't actually mean anything, I'm probably just reading into things too much (Especially since the book actually says "One ||||| hour"), but it's interesting to note (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 15-Jun-21 12:37 PM
It would be a good way to onboard baseball fans, given the rules of Blaseball are a bit different
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Also the old Saturday/Sunday split could be like All Star Games
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Like the games often in the middle of the season 👀
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All-Star Wild vs. All-Star Mild as midpoints
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 15-Jun-21 12:39 PM
Oh. Huh. Wait.
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Laz (they/them) 15-Jun-21 12:40 PM
It would make two 81 game halves which still fits their 9 day weeks AND makes Blaseball 9 week chunks on either side of it
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 15-Jun-21 12:41 PM
That means the first half would end on Thursday, 4 5 PM PDT, meaning you could do some sort of all-star game or somethign on Friday or Saturday (edited)
12:41
Then you start up again the next Monday, run post-season on Friday and Saturday still, and have Elections on Sunday
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Laz (they/them) 15-Jun-21 12:41 PM
Yeah then Earlsiesta is what around Day 40 and Latesiesta Day 121 (edited)
12:42
Gives a chill weekend every other week
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It helps build buzz around championships too when they're not every week
12:43
The first championship with this presumed new schedule could be pretty hype
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 15-Jun-21 12:45 PM
There's a siesta after day 126
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That's what this is from, then: https://twitter.com/blaseball/status/1283811368471105536 (edited)
tag yourself i'm blaseball
12:50
If we shift them to after day 36 and after day 126, that sets the siestas right around the middle of both half-seasons. It's really bad irl timing though (edited)
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.@ feather 💙 15-Jun-21 12:51 PM
didn't tgb say originally games were every half hour?
12:51
and even faster?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 15-Jun-21 12:53 PM
162 half hour games would end Thursday at 5 PM PDT too. tacothink (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
So, this is more speculation based on book text rather than about book text... In one of the IABs, TGB mentioned they were considering moving away from one season/week. Season A was 162 games long. If you space games to happen every 90 minutes, rather than 60, you can get 2 week long seasons rather easily when you have 162 game long seasons.
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 15-Jun-21 02:08 PM
I mean there's also the whole MLB seasons are 162 games long thing but yeah, it's certainly workable if they decide to go that route
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kinda surprised they wouldn't have done 154 tbh, just for the heck of it
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 15-Jun-21 02:10 PM
What's special about 154?
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 15-Jun-21 02:10 PM
that's how many there used to be, waaaaaay back in the day, Babe Ruth era
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 15-Jun-21 02:10 PM
Ah... 154 doesn't evenly divide into weeks though
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 15-Jun-21 02:10 PM
there was a whole thing when Roger Maris broke Babe Ruth's single season home runs record because he did it in 162 games instead of 154
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but yeah it is remarkably convenient that a 2-week, 162-game schedule would just work out like that xD
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 15-Jun-21 03:10 PM
Here's a pun y'all missed during the initial plot speculation madness a few weeks back: Volume. Nope, I can't justify this as well as I thought (edited)
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My initial idea was: eDensity = bl/m^3, which is a unit of volume. This measures our buoyancy. There's a lot of microphone and audio references in the game too, though. What if eDensity is also volume as in loudness? So something something Feedback, High Filter decree, microphone, etc. (edited)
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You know, I'm gonna just pin this here too: (A summary of the plot speculation from a while back) https://www.notion.so/Plot-Speculation-5ae9a0f883c04c80b1e0c182251f76a2 (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 15-Jun-21 03:20 PM
(Gonna spend some time making that a bit more coherent some time this week)
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Laz (they/them) 15-Jun-21 04:36 PM
tacolook 3
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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when these NEW dead players haunt their visible stars double
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"adjusting for Inflation"
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.........
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 15-Jun-21 04:46 PM
the puns.... they never end
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Laz (they/them) 15-Jun-21 04:57 PM
👻⌚: Pepper Izquierda
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it happened to Erickson Hendricks (formerly of ULB Season A Fridays) too
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are their FK stats available? are those fakestars?\
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 15-Jun-21 05:09 PM
pepper izquierda is such a good name
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god i want these mystery ghosts alive so bad
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
My initial idea was: eDensity = bl/m^3, which is a unit of volume. This measures our buoyancy. There's a lot of microphone and audio references in the game too, though. What if eDensity is also volume as in loudness? So something something Feedback, High Filter decree, microphone, etc. (edited)
i mean, being loud would attract sharks probably. Also might make you more well-known, e.g. popular.
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kilozombij
are their FK stats available? are those fakestars?\
Laz (they/them) 15-Jun-21 05:17 PM
they are not apparently (to the FK stats) (edited)
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oh my god
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Laz (they/them) 15-Jun-21 05:17 PM
Erickson Hendricks, the other Season A ones are available tho
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and the Immortals
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and yes they are doubly inflated
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(sorry I answered that question confusingly)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
You know, I'm gonna just pin this here too: (A summary of the plot speculation from a while back) https://www.notion.so/Plot-Speculation-5ae9a0f883c04c80b1e0c182251f76a2 (edited)
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 15-Jun-21 05:54 PM
ty so much
17:57
one thing that interests me is the new page suggests that down is indeed down wrt immateria shenanigans AND blaseball2 is down
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 15-Jun-21 05:57 PM
bb2 is core??!?! (insert clickbait here)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 15-Jun-21 05:58 PM
Lol, you're welcome
17:58
We'll see how accurate any of that remains
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 15-Jun-21 05:59 PM
out of the corner of my eye i spot it
Fluid Dynamics, Control Systems, and You
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Meaning (grember) 15-Jun-21 06:07 PM
I pray for the day when blaseball noir and/or the microphone do stuff
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 15-Jun-21 06:19 PM
I'm unreasonably proud of some of those headers, even if they don't always make perfect sense
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ChronoRebel 16-Jun-21 09:48 AM
Why do I feel the Immortals will be the boss team of the current story arc
tacolook 1
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 16-Jun-21 09:50 AM
Well that's an angle I hadn't quite considered.
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Laz (they/them)
Click to see attachment 🖼️
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 16-Jun-21 12:41 PM
okay that isn't at all concerning and/or ominous oh god what do we do…
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 16-Jun-21 12:43 PM
fear
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so much for preventing power creep lol
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 16-Jun-21 12:44 PM
wait whats the concern. im confused
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 16-Jun-21 12:45 PM
well for one why
12:46
assuming this continues the immortals are gonna become op fast
12:47
and the immortals feel like they wont stay dead forever, or at least thats my sense
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Laz (they/them) 16-Jun-21 12:47 PM
They only inflate once apparently
12:47
Also they're fake stars
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 16-Jun-21 12:47 PM
hmm
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Laz (they/them) 16-Jun-21 12:47 PM
Like Attractors but without the mod
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 16-Jun-21 01:05 PM
So, more schedule stuff:
Regular Season: 162 days Round 1 (4 teams, Wild Card?): 6-7 days Round 2: 5-7 days Champ Series: 6-7 days Internet Series: 4 days
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I'm working on figuring out if that matters at all, but it looks like they were 7 game series in postseason? (edited)
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Centritide🌮💜 16-Jun-21 01:08 PM
according to google the world series is best of seven (which i found out by looking up "irl blaseball best of")
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 16-Jun-21 01:08 PM
Yeah, but all the other ones are best of 5, which is odd.
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Centritide🌮💜 16-Jun-21 01:09 PM
huh, yeah
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ChronoRebel 17-Jun-21 04:35 AM
If the Immortals become a boss battle, which team has the best chances ?
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 17-Jun-21 07:02 AM
we have something new
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yeah
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 17-Jun-21 07:02 AM
8 4
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georgia 🌱 17-Jun-21 07:02 AM
God I was convinced for a second it would be forbidden book
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 17-Jun-21 07:02 AM
what were the s5 decrees again? because that could be [something] evil or [something] good like those are
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georgia 🌱 17-Jun-21 07:03 AM
But that’s 9 4
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Becoming Evil ?
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That’s probably too literal
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 17-Jun-21 07:03 AM
hmm
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s5 had confuse good / confuse evil
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but thats 7 not 8
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could be becoming
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 17-Jun-21 07:04 AM
becoming evil,,,
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it's probably evil
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 17-Jun-21 07:04 AM
that's good
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CosmicChopsticks 17-Jun-21 07:04 AM
it seems like most of the mentioned players are dead
07:04
but fletcher berger isnt
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or vaulted
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 17-Jun-21 07:04 AM
wait they arent
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CosmicChopsticks 17-Jun-21 07:04 AM
vaulted, but not dead
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 17-Jun-21 07:04 AM
oh theyre legendary
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georgia 🌱 17-Jun-21 07:04 AM
Vaulted is not dead
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 17-Jun-21 07:04 AM
them and clare ballard are legendary
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maybe more but i just know those 2
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 09:32 AM
Only just now getting to the new library stuff, I'm disappointed it seems like they replaced "||||| ||||| |||||||||" with "Postseason B"
09:33
I very much expected the book after it to get replaced instead (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 10:54 AM
Oh that's neat. The Season B book lets me unredact some of Season A
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 10:58 AM
I didn't know the MVP items were worded "is named an MVP" so now the only part of the last 5 Season A entries are the player names, two of which need to be James Nolan and Fletcher Berger
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ah right
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 10:59 AM
So, the penultimate Season A entry is almost certainly "James Nolan is named an MVP", and I think the entry above it is supposed to be Fletcher's but the first name doesn't actually fit there
11:00
I haven't gotten any updated text for those books yet though. I need to re-grab them.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 11:26 AM
I don't know how I hadn't tried getting books that aren't unredacted yet. Sadly, I just tried, and nothing's there, at least for the one I tried
11:27
Btw, added the two new books to the repo. Haven't done any formatting on them yet though, so they're still missing speculation and formatting I can drag over from the other ones.
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 11:52 AM
i think lizzy and i basically solved the whole thing already
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 11:53 AM
uh-oh
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 11:53 AM
unsure if this is something that's made it here yet but we have team IDs for... basically all of them
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 11:53 AM
Wait, really?
11:53
From where?
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 11:53 AM
feed
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 11:53 AM
oh you mean you actually solved it I thought this was an elaborate setup for a joke
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 11:53 AM
we still don't have names
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 11:54 AM
Frank
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 11:54 AM
but we can connect the word lengths
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 11:54 AM
there you go, that's all the names you need, they're all Frank
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 11:54 AM
To be fair, most of the lengths are already unique so we have a couple different ways to connect them
11:54
But that's still super useful actually. I'll add the Team IDs to my docs
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 11:55 AM
I'm assuming Lazaretto's already in on this or should we be tagging them? xD
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 11:55 AM
idk
11:55
i just kinda went off a few hours ago on adhd med hyperfocus
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@Laz (they/them) hi
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 11:56 AM
Laz is also around here, yeah
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 11:56 AM
we can't correlate the MVP player names unfortunately
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 11:56 AM
Astrid and Lizzy did a very interesting thing
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 11:56 AM
And I think we're thinking the Crabs aren't the 9, 5s
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 11:56 AM
but by looking up the team IDs in the feed we can figure out what relevant events (even redacted ones) apply
11:56
yeah. the crabs specifically don't work with that ^ either
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so i'll actually... remove that
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Astrid 🍬🔮
i just kinda went off a few hours ago on adhd med hyperfocus
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 11:57 AM
okay real question: is this how Reblase happened? because this is such a mood
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 11:57 AM
oh definirely
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 11:57 AM
beautiful
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 11:57 AM
Wait what
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 11:57 AM
especially because if that team is the crabs then they would've won season b
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 11:57 AM
Sorry I've been staring at Clare Ballard for hours
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 11:58 AM
most of this is probably old but figured it'd be neat (edited)
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also they got the mills wrong
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with the lengths
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 11:58 AM
I did?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 11:58 AM
I don't think so, it looks right for me?
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 11:58 AM
no tgb did
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 11:58 AM
Wait
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 11:58 AM
on the first day it's as 3/4/11
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"millennials" has 12 letters
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 11:58 AM
OH MY GOD
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 11:58 AM
Millennials is 11 letters
👆 2
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 11:58 AM
have we tried fitting any s1 player names into some of these blanks? I'm interested how much continuity there is
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 11:58 AM
THEY GAVE US AN EXTRA N AT SOME POINT
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 11:59 AM
wait did i just mess up
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 11:59 AM
No like
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 11:59 AM
am i calling myself out here
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 11:59 AM
Millenials is spelled like that normally iirc
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 11:59 AM
nope
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two n's
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 11:59 AM
Oh huh
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They did screw up lol
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 11:59 AM
I mean yeah, typo isn't out of the question xD
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator
have we tried fitting any s1 player names into some of these blanks? I'm interested how much continuity there is
Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 11:59 AM
Any old players should have those events in their Feed, starting with Oldest
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 12:00 PM
Two Ns is the correct spelling, afaik. I always misspell it.
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:00 PM
i think there's no continuity at all
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no old players at all
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yeah and 2N is 11 charas right
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:00 PM
I agree with that
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 12:00 PM
Yes
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:00 PM
Mill enni als
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yes
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:00 PM
11 yup
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:00 PM
i think it's listed as 12 somewhere but i can't remember if that's my miscount or theirs that i then corrected
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kdhjksd
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Laz (they/them)
Any old players should have those events in their Feed, starting with Oldest
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 12:00 PM
true but would they have actually connected any of the redacted ones yet? I could see them avoiding doing that for this exact reason
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:00 PM
they've done it for teams
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:01 PM
I think they would connect them for speculation purposes
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:01 PM
if you look up any normal team with oldest first you get redacted stuff
12:01
at least any team that we have redacted stuff for
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:01 PM
Yup like Tacos have stuff
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:01 PM
firefighters, georgias, spies, dale, worms, steaks, mechs, lovers, garages, moist talkers don't
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:02 PM
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Astrid 🍬🔮
firefighters, georgias, spies, dale, worms, steaks, mechs, lovers, garages, moist talkers don't
Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:02 PM
And Crabs (edited)
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 12:02 PM
might have prioritized teams over players for those purposes -- it's worth bearing in mind redacted stuff isn't necessarily finished
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:02 PM
right yea
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yeah
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 12:02 PM
though I realize that opens the door to some pretty wild speculation we may want to keep in check
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:02 PM
otoh for the "xxx joined ultra league blaseball"
12:02
none of the other teams match
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:02 PM
Also Tacos appeared to have an uneventful Season B lol
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:02 PM
there's a 3/9/9 and a 3/5/8 team that i see in a lot of places
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 12:02 PM
sounds like something we'd do tbh
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:03 PM
3/5/8 has Bennett Laplace, Waffles Gonzales and Ooze GLoblonx on it (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 12:03 PM
We were probably still abysmal even back then, lol
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:03 PM
3/5 might be a "San Diego" based on alphabetical order
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:03 PM
3/9/9 has no known players
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for the 8/7s at the end of seasons, could those be the "something winners"
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Astrid 🍬🔮
there's a 3/9/9 and a 3/5/8 team that i see in a lot of places
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 12:03 PM
San Francisco?
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:03 PM
My spreadsheet is pinned in here
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 12:03 PM
ah right
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:03 PM
could definitely be san francisco something
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like The [9/5] are the Season B [8] [Winners]
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1fAjdE_nUgxLC9TjXh6pdpP1WHfscj3PA?usp=sharing Here's my google drive with a bunch of stuff (Each Library section is it's own folder) - Laz
Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:03 PM
Here
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:03 PM
but it doesn't fit anything we know
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:04 PM
Notably: the 4/4 team was different before
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It was a 7/8 team
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theremin
like The [9/5] are the Season B [8] [Winners]
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 12:04 PM
I filled "The {Team} are the Season A Internet Champs!", but I don't like Champs there.
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:04 PM
yeah it's gotta be something like that, but i'm leaving it blank
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theremin
like The [9/5] are the Season B [8] [Winners]
Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:04 PM
"won the Season B Internet League!"
tacothink 2
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:05 PM
but it's the ultra league...
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:05 PM
Bc that's how it's worded for champs now
12:05
It is the "Return" of "Internet League" Blaseball
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Centritide🌮💜 17-Jun-21 12:05 PM
baseball could be 8
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:06 PM
Also: who are the Season B mvp character counts, bc I have a theory
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:06 PM
we don't know
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:06 PM
Megan Ito might be one of them, a Mints pitcher (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 12:06 PM
What if Pre-History I is about Internet League, then II is about Ultra League? (edited)
12:06
Wait, that's just dumb
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Yeah, The First Day is Ultra League stuff
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:07 PM
where are you getting megan ito from?
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:07 PM
Ok so
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 12:07 PM
Lol
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:07 PM
Timewarp from the Mints told me about Joel being a big "Megan Ito" fan
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Apparently it's old mentions on the Blaseball discord
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Like a top tier Mints player
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:08 PM
oh
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i think those are uhh
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irrelevant
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iirc they wiped the database between every test season and generated new teams
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we do have a couple player names from back then! but i don't think we'd see them here
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:08 PM
My idea is that they made their early tests canonical in some cases to remember them
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I could see Joel manually making this new Megan Ito canon bc he could
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:09 PM
i..
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honestly he would
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but also i wouldn't count on it, it's from a one-off joke in mints chat from last october
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:09 PM
Also: Top Season A MVP
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Is a 5/3 from the Kansas City Breath Mints
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:10 PM
huh.
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i.. wouldn't count on it, but if you're right, it would make sense in hindsight :p
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:10 PM
Pitching Leader too iirc
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:10 PM
yeah
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 12:10 PM
Which, they do still have James Boy in their shadows, but I'm also leaning toward Megan Ito being more likely
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:10 PM
we haven't seen any current players
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so probably that
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 12:10 PM
Yeah, that's the thing
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:10 PM
If it were James Boy their feed would have it right
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:10 PM
, or just another name that happens to be 5/3
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if it's james boy we'd flip our fmee6ing lmao
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hate james boy
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:11 PM
Lmao
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:11 PM
i put in 3000 votes to foreshadow XIII for James Boy
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it didnt go through :((((
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hate that for us (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:11 PM
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And Mills didn't make it to either playoffs despite having the 2nd best pitcher apparently lol
12:12
Sounds like Rhyming and Repeating History to me lmao
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Looks like the Mints had an uneventful Season B too
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:13 PM
also 9/5 probably wouldn't be crabs either
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because crabs were evil league (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:13 PM
Oh do we have leagues for those teams now 👀
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I can start sorting after I get out of work
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:13 PM
9/5 finished 4th and 1st in A/B (edited)
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in good league
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:14 PM
Keep an eye out for another theory I have:
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Neutral Good and Neutral Evil
tacolook 2
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As divisions
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:14 PM
👀
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i don't think we have any division names
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just good/bad/evil
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:14 PM
When does the current feed call out Divisions usually
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For clinches?
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:15 PM
not sure
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:15 PM
Or not even then
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Centritide🌮💜 17-Jun-21 12:15 PM
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at the end of regular season
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:15 PM
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:16 PM
maybe they just didn't have divisions at all
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:16 PM
Ok so maybe the Divisions came after, yeah
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 12:16 PM
6 Divisions would also parallel the MLB though
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:16 PM
all the letters have fit though
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:16 PM
...oh
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 12:16 PM
"Good League."
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:16 PM
Wait a minute
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You know how the current Reader/Coin thing is like
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Go high or go low
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Did they punish Neutrality in the ULB
tacothink 4
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Hence where any "Neutral Leagues" would be are not anymore
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And the ILB being 20 after ULB being 30
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ohno 2
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The Depth is tracking the Middle 5
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Camaclue (🦇) 17-Jun-21 12:18 PM
They really went apathy is death huh
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The most middlest team is the steaks
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pleaseball
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riv steaks ig
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Camaclue (🦇) 17-Jun-21 12:19 PM
Pray 4 dads
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:22 PM
Oh
12:22
The teams look like coordinates right
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yeah
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 12:23 PM
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oh yeah fair
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Camaclue (🦇)
They really went apathy is death huh
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 12:44 PM
Influence Gained: Kreia Influence Lost: Kreia
12:46
So, I didn't see anything up there involving any players who might have survived to season 1, I know there are mechanical reasons we haven't really looked into them yet -- but in case you do, I made a thing that might be useful: EDIT: OLD VERSION, SCROLL DOWN A BIT (edited)
12:46
Of note: Players all have their Season 1 names, with the exceptions of the Triumphants -- the reasoning being that their name change has been treated as a retcon, rather than an in-universe change
12:47
I won't discount the possibility I might have missed someone
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also if anyone doesn't know the LEN() formula, now you do
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator
Of note: Players all have their Season 1 names, with the exceptions of the Triumphants -- the reasoning being that their name change has been treated as a retcon, rather than an in-universe change
Centritide🌮💜 17-Jun-21 12:48 PM
people who have been unmasoned?
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 12:48 PM
all Masoning players are listed as they appeared pre-Masoning
12:48
again, might have missed a Wheerer in there somewhere (not specifically Wheerer but you know what I mean)
12:50
anyway, figured it might be useful to have a list of everyone who could conceivably have been around at the same time as prehistory, and an easy way to crosscheck that with character counts
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator
Of note: Players all have their Season 1 names, with the exceptions of the Triumphants -- the reasoning being that their name change has been treated as a retcon, rather than an in-universe change
if i can ask, what is different about the Triumphants?
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if i can ask, what is different about the Triumphants?
Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 17-Jun-21 01:01 PM
their original surname was the surname of a real person who turned out to totally suck. so the surname was changed to Triumphant to remove that association.
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gotcha ty
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and I think I just realized who that might be. good call TGB
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 01:13 PM
okay I made silly mistake: "Famous Owens" should be "Emmett Owens" xD
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I corrected it to the wrong Owens, the shame…
13:18
okay this one has fixed errors and includes Team Name character counts as well as Alaskan Immortals players (for the hell of it, I realized after putting them in that they're probably useless for these purposes)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 01:21 PM
Oh beans, I meant to do something here, I've been between like 4 different things
same 2
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Being a mod is just constantly not having enough time to do things, huh? /hj (edited)
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 01:23 PM
okay not same on the second part but I'm familiar with the sentiment xD
13:29
also just in case my old hunch that they might throw in some Season 0 player names as an easter egg ends up being correct: Fernando Oh - [8/2] Goodwin Excellence - [7/10] José Hopskotch - [4/9] Bambi ??? - [5/? or ?/5] (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 01:30 PM
Hopskotch, not Hopscotch?
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Also, where are those even from?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
Hopskotch, not Hopscotch?
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 01:32 PM
could have been a typo -- all of these are from old #watch-party stuff from when they ran Season 0
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 01:32 PM
Iiiiiinteresting
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 01:32 PM
there was a brief conversation about how good the names were and those three (plus Bambi) got thrown out there as examples
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 01:33 PM
Your obsessive backreading comes in handy, lol
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 01:33 PM
...is that on maincord still 👀
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 01:33 PM
like, if I were there, that's the kind of easter egg I would throw in just for the hell of it xD
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also yes
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yeah you can go back to season 0 info
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 01:33 PM
👀
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Lmao
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 01:35 PM
I love how each emote at the beginning is like, one other person who is at least in theory as crazy as I am
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 01:35 PM
Boy Past Joel, that sure is hubris
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 01:35 PM
you have . . . no idea how beautiful the irony gets
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 17-Jun-21 01:35 PM
I love Joel showing off like 500 coins like "what up!" When that was actually an impressive amount it's. So funny
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 01:36 PM
GARY WHAT
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MILLS REP GARY MENTIONING A "NICK MARIJUANA"
13:36
I feel like I'm looking at the twilight zone lmao
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 01:37 PM
I love when they're accidentally completely correct
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lmao
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 01:38 PM
Nvm that was Dominic Marijuana lmaooo
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That's like calling your friend Rob "Bert" to me lmao
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We seen this one?
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 01:40 PM
this is my headcanon
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 01:40 PM
Oh old OG spy
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 01:41 PM
yeah anything from 7/20 onward is Season 1
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator
I love when they're accidentally completely correct
Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 02:50 PM
sadparty
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 02:54 PM
as a newly minted . . . well, mint . . . y e a h
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Astrid 🍬🔮 17-Jun-21 02:59 PM
here since season 3 :(((
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jun-21 03:01 PM
I literally joined the team and within a day they were top of the Mild League xD xD xD HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 05:22 PM
SEASON B'S ENDPOINTS ARE 1984 (edited)
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BLASEBALL IS FASTER NOW THAN IT WAS IN ULTRA LEAGUE
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 05:23 PM
What were the Season A ones, 1983?
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 05:28 PM
yep
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...
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is Blaseball hurdling towards a Black Hole
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like a big one
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like time dilation and all that
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Wasn’t the black hole blaseball 2/where the crabs and breach teams came from?
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gaybritishcow 17-Jun-21 05:56 PM
one of the possibilities for what happens at 100% pressure is a supermassive black hole
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(though imo the coin is probably gonna try and make us think its the other thing in order to scare us into compliance)
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 06:00 PM
where we get sent back to Season 12
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Wasn’t the black hole blaseball 2/where the crabs and breach teams came from?
Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 06:00 PM
yes!
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Oh yeah the pressure black hole situation makes sense
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It would also offer a sort of Groundhog Day situation
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 17-Jun-21 06:03 PM
we become the breach teams
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
we become the breach teams
frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 17-Jun-21 06:04 PM
head-tap meme dot gif
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 06:16 PM
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hey
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are s1-s11 not Certified then
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Hmmmm
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 06:17 PM
also
18:17
"successful Champions"?
18:17
are the Underbracket winners gonna be "unsuccessful Champions?"
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OH
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Boss might not Certify the Underbracket winners 👀 (edited)
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Successful underchampions (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 06:20 PM
Lol, diffing the updated book file is tedious when you do all your unredactions in the file itself
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 06:20 PM
yeah lol
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did they update anything new?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 06:22 PM
That's what I'm checking now. They updated for over/underbrackets, is the big thing
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SubtractionSoup 17-Jun-21 06:23 PM
The only changes are the post season rules
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 17-Jun-21 06:24 PM
wait where did that image come from?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 06:25 PM
The site!
18:25
Scroll back on our feed to our season 17 championship win and click the event
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Filter by Outcomes otherwise it'll take forever, lol
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SubtractionSoup 17-Jun-21 06:27 PM
Outcomes ordered by Top will put it as the first one
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 06:27 PM
Even better!
18:29
"Postseason series are decided when, at the conclusion of a game, the Absolute Value of either Team's Win count is greater than the specified Win count and is greater than the Absolute Value of their opponent's Win count."
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 06:37 PM
oh okay lmao
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 06:39 PM
Funny enough, unless I'm reading this wrong, you could win a series by getting more unwins than the other team has wins.
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oml
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 17-Jun-21 06:43 PM
mhm, absolute value so if you have -3 unwins and the other team has 2 wins, you advance
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 17-Jun-21 06:44 PM
however, there is currently no way to obtain unwins, so it's irrelevant
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 06:45 PM
Am I misunderstanding how Black Hole works again
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This would not be the first (or last) time I've totally misremembered/misunderstood how this game works, lol
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Black Hole would normally give unwins, but Sun(Sun) is squaring those unwins, making them positive (-1)*(-1)=1
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 06:48 PM
Right. This game is stupid I hate it /j
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 07:03 PM
Burp
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Black Hole Burps Wins at Teams now
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KarpskryparN 17-Jun-21 09:56 PM
I like the silly sun(sun) stuff, I just hate math
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 17-Jun-21 09:56 PM
Mood, lol
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Laz (they/them) 17-Jun-21 10:14 PM
👻⌚ Jesus Golightly
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Astrid 🍬🔮 18-Jun-21 02:47 AM
okay the 9/5 team is NOT the crabs
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because it has team ID 9494152b-99f6-4adb-9573-f9e084bc813f (edited)
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which is the team with ghosts Jolene Synomyn, Tamsie Sundae, Atma Truk and Matteo Sato
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Hazel 🐸👽 (they/it) 18-Jun-21 02:49 AM
oh my god O_O
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what team could that be tacothink
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Astrid 🍬🔮 18-Jun-21 02:50 AM
we're missing team IDs for two of the ultra league teams (3/9/9 and 8/6)
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(specifically the 8/6 above the shoe thieves, so a B or C)
02:50
we do also have two team IDs that we don't have name lengths for, so those may be the same?
02:50
that's cfd20759-5f9c-4596-9493-2669b6daf396 (Danny Lee/Tommy Ngozi/Xiu Sun) and 71c621eb-85dc-4bd7-a690-0c68c0e6fb90 (Roldan Amos)
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note that those players aren't ghosts
02:52
they're some of the random ones we found that aren't dead but also aren't on any known teams
02:52
(because they're on ULB teams? maybe?) (edited)
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Hazel 🐸👽 (they/it) 18-Jun-21 02:54 AM
they were probably in the ULB yeah
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foilhat wow oh god i wonder when did the crabs get to join the league though if they werent the 9/5 team
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Astrid 🍬🔮 18-Jun-21 03:20 AM
we have team IDs for the season B MVPs
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first is 9/5, second is 9/9, fifth is immortals
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immortals MVP is 6/9 letters and Sticky Cresthill is the only name that fits from their "current" roster
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but might be something else
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Laz (they/them) 18-Jun-21 10:50 AM
Hmm Sticky doesn't have Ego+
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Astrid 🍬🔮 18-Jun-21 11:51 AM
yeah.
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 03:58 AM
[3][3][2][3][9]: The End of the Immortals
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 03:58 AM
👁
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i have a feeling the book titles in the library don't mean anything? (edited)
03:59
because they seem to... add and remove them every update
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 03:59 AM
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 03:59 AM
yeah as in, the redacted ones
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 03:59 AM
yeah I'm wondering if they're placeholders
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 03:59 AM
i think they might be
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 03:59 AM
like the Season A/Season B ones seem like "oh this is where they're supposed to go"
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 03:59 AM
because iirc they don't match up when they're actually revealed
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:00 AM
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yeah they don't even have the same id either
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based on these placeholders it looks like the Immortals might have at least lasted until Season C
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but not too far after that
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...or Season Gamma?
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:01 AM
gamma delta fish up
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:01 AM
nods
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:01 AM
gelta damma..........
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:01 AM
sounds like a blaseball player lol
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:01 AM
oh god i'm sorry that's complete nonsense
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:01 AM
u good lol
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:02 AM
am i tho
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am i
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:03 AM
haha
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it looks like there might be five Seasons of Pre-History I based on placeholders
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and Season C/Gamma having some "A event event" things
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:03 AM
the thing is, hm
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we worked all the placeholders for discipline era
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but the rest don't really match up with anything
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so i think the discipline era ones might be "real"
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and the rest are just there for aesthetics until they're revealed (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:04 AM
the only one I'm kinda confident on is the End of the Immortals one
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:04 AM
would they phrase it that way?
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:04 AM
I feel like the first death of an entire team is something noteworthy enough for its own event
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:05 AM
oh definitely
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it'll be in there somewhere
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:05 AM
also: I need a way to refer to the mystery ULB teams until we know their names
04:05
what seems like the easiest solution there
04:06
Teams based on order on First Day?
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:06 AM
i've been using either name lengths or IDs
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there are some mystery teams not in the first day
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:06 AM
Alaskan Immortals #1, 9/9 #2, etc.
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do we know how many of those are
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:06 AM
i don't think so
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:06 AM
hm
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:06 AM
lemme double check
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:06 AM
since if our teams are backfilling old history events
04:07
the ones missing ids are probably on older versions of those teams
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:07 AM
at least three of them
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:07 AM
or the 12 ILB we don't have (edited)
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:08 AM
hmm
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two of the unknown ones we don't know the name of
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because they're from the visible players
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:08 AM
yeah we know the old "legends" and Lootcrates had to tell us what teams they're on
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:09 AM
the one with Drea Tasmin on it is weird too
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because it showed up from ghosts but we don't have a name for that either
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:09 AM
is Drea Tasmin's uniquely different from the others?
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:09 AM
yes
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:09 AM
iirc that one only had the Haunting feed events
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which leads me to believe that the Library doesn't have their team joining added to the backend yet
04:10
maybe a Pre-History II ghost?
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I can believe that TGB generated all the dead players at once in one big 700+ generation
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:11 AM
but also we're missing two IDs from the first day
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8/6 and 3/9/9
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so maybe those are the same
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:12 AM
maybe!
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it is...curiously handy that the teams all have different character counts
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(the ones that aren't ILB teams we know)
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:13 AM
they don't
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there's two 8/6
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and we know one of them
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:13 AM
oh hm
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I believe the 4/4 team was a 7/8 team at one point
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that was the only one that changed so far
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I remember that one distinctly bc I had "Oakland Acrobats" there as speculation
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:20 AM
hm
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i think we need more ghosts
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for one of them to pop up with the missing team ids
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:21 AM
Kennedy Loser should likely still be Haunting I think
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:21 AM
they better
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:21 AM
Adalberto might be a Reform target instead for the Crabs lol
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Thieves might Reform another Flinch/Mild too
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(no idea if they are but they could)
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I wish I wasn't so baby at Python, I wanna develop something that automatically stores and sorts ghosts as they emerge lol
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:22 AM
I've done that already
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:22 AM
oh worm?
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:23 AM
I mean, super ad hoc but i can make it useful
04:23
Where would you want it dumped
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:23 AM
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:23 AM
mood
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:24 AM
I guess like some sort of KLoNG.sibr.dev kinda thing?
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:24 AM
could probably do a webpage
04:24
unless you wanted a spreadsheet
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:25 AM
an auto-populating spreadsheet would be helpful yeah
04:25
then (I assume) a webpage could pull from that?
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:25 AM
Not actually sure what's easier of those
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oh it'd be easier to do it the other way around probably
04:26
we already have APIs for most of this and getting those on a webpage is easier than on a spreadsheet
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:26 AM
I'm imagining it's the SIBR Crystal Ball with the Crabs Eye Crab inside lol
04:26
yeah webpage would be easier yee
04:26
what about for the weird ghosts that don't have a team/have a new team, would that cause an issue?
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:26 AM
or just Google sheets script
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shouldn't
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we don't have names ajywsyb
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anyway*
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:27 AM
yeah would it be too much FK to have those character counts on those teams
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:27 AM
Probably not?
04:27
we could just hardcode those anyway
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:28 AM
ah ok
04:28
yes I like this, I have no idea how I can help you with this but let me know
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 04:28 AM
probably won't take that long if I try
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:30 AM
I'm thinking KLoNG might be outdated if another Haunted player shows up lol
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Seance.SIBR.dev?
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im speaking as a fan of the crabs and not a crabtain rn but bertie's 5x payout and alston's underachiever are more pressing than ken's haunted so he'll be fine
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 09:35 AM
that's valid
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Astrid 🍬🔮
because it showed up from ghosts but we don't have a name for that either
quincognito 💚 19-Jun-21 10:53 AM
I don't quite follow what this means, what's unique about Tamsin?
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 10:54 AM
nothing unique about the player
10:54
but they're on a team that we have no info about
10:54
as in, less info than even the other ones
10:55
for every other ghost team, we can find the "team announcement" which has the length of the name words, but Drea's team doesn't even have that
10:55
(the team has a half dozen other players too, Drea was just the first that popped up. really not sure what else to call it?)
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quincognito 💚 19-Jun-21 10:57 AM
oh, i see
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because previously we thought that every ghost was connected to an unredacted team and they are the one that isn't
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 11:08 AM
yeah I think that's the same
11:09
they're connected to a team, and we can connect that team to some of its other players
11:09
but we can't connect the team to anything else
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Including anything in the library
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 11:54 AM
yeah, we think it's a team that just doesn't have the collections ready in the Library yet
11:54
maybe a Pre-History II team or something
11:54
or one of the ILB teams not in Season A/B
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 12:29 PM
but it's not a current ILB team either is it
12:29
i think we would see that
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 01:07 PM
presumably (edited)
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I think it's a weird situation where like bc we can see Forbes Howard they have "no team ID"
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but if say Drea Tasmin etc. are also from the Magic we couldn't see them bc they haven't let us see them?
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Astrid 🍬🔮 19-Jun-21 01:16 PM
but they do have a team ID
13:17
we just have no idea what team that is, because it's not any of the ones we know about
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 01:56 PM
yeah, I'm hoping we get some clue in s21 what's going on here, maybe a new "team as a warning" reveal e.g. a Legendary team or another Incinerated Team
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 19-Jun-21 04:36 PM
so uh, its not just nothing after the signed part of the lovers unchampionship, there are empty characters there and i dont know if that means anything? it might just be to get the signed part of to the side with center justified thinking about it
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:39 PM
16:39
looks like 20 characters, for those particular site redactions it's a [number]/2
16:39
The Reader is 10 with a space
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 19-Jun-21 04:39 PM
👀
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:40 PM
...wait a minute
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 19-Jun-21 04:40 PM
it could have been 14 or 11 😔 society
16:40
if it's 14 or 11 ping me so i can yell
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:41 PM
16:41
ok so on the Book right
16:41
the   is what the book redactions are
16:41
and it's the same on the Reader Certificate
16:42
so it's 20 of those in a row, meaning it's 10 characters
16:42
so either it's the Reader's real name with 10 characters or it's The_Reader
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 19-Jun-21 04:42 PM
okay so it's probably "the reader" yeah
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:42 PM
oh hey Aubz
16:43
you know what has 10 letters
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 19-Jun-21 04:43 PM
I do
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:43 PM
Microphone (edited)
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 19-Jun-21 04:43 PM
but it also has a space
16:43
WHAT
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OH
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:43 PM
MAYBE?
16:43
COULD BE?
16:43
🎤
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jun-21 04:52 PM
it would be very clever if they chose 10 characters so they both fit, if they're one in the same 🎤 📖
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 19-Jun-21 04:58 PM
. . . why would the microphone sign an underchampionship tho
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 19-Jun-21 04:58 PM
because NAWBALL is grasping at straws
tacolol 8
16:58
dead
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 19-Jun-21 04:58 PM
well, good enough for me!
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 19-Jun-21 04:59 PM
g!d! please fish up!
16:59
we're down very bad
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Astrid 🍬🔮 20-Jun-21 10:37 AM
library update just dropped
10:37
season B got moved a slot down
10:38
word lengths just got changed for a few redacted chapters
ballclark 3
10:38
ID changed for first book in pre-history 2, same name
10:39
the book above ruby tuesday also got a new ID
10:39
and changed lengths from 6/2/7/7 (likely Season 7: Getting Shelled) to 1/6
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cc @Laz (they/them)
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jun-21 10:42 AM
ohhh interesting
10:42
I wonder if they adjusted it so now whatever turned the Bad League into the Evil League got changed
10:43
1/6
10:43
hm
10:43
Where's Season 7 in relation to A Ruby Tuesday again
10:43
I think Cliff got them all down
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 20-Jun-21 11:21 AM
Newbooksnewbooksnewbooks
11:21
Pre-History 2 is Internet League!
11:23
👁️ The Topeka Moist Talkers
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 20-Jun-21 11:24 AM
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Astrid 🍬🔮 20-Jun-21 11:24 AM
heck yeah
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 20-Jun-21 11:24 AM
11:25
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 20-Jun-21 11:27 AM
Oh no (edited)
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 20-Jun-21 11:27 AM
14 other teams?
11:28
so thats 29 total
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 20-Jun-21 11:28 AM
Interesting note: There's only 29 teams on that list
11:28
Yep, lol
11:29
Also, the monitor talks to players who enter the hall, and that's adorable
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 20-Jun-21 11:29 AM
also A return in discipline, have we seen that already?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 20-Jun-21 11:29 AM
That one's new
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Astrid 🍬🔮 20-Jun-21 11:29 AM
the book Season,Day,Text,speculation/other,feed ID A,0,Sun 1 was Forged by Namerifeht.,ec9a7434-517a-4c0a-9dae-608725add336 A,0,Five Bases were Placed.,b0b18eb1-2e86-4556-9ecc-9175eb149163 18,1,Accretion.,(30 total teams),5ece04a9-97e7-4dbf-a2b1-eb8c9441b657 A,1,The Alaskan Immortals joined Ultr...
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 20-Jun-21 11:30 AM
the color of jaylens debt is wrong?
11:30
isnt that the observed debt
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 20-Jun-21 11:31 AM
The 3,5,7 are still around in Pre-History 2. Interesting.
11:32
(I still very much want to see them be the San Diego Burritos, lol)
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Astrid 🍬🔮 20-Jun-21 11:33 AM
we have some team IDs (edited)
tacolook 3
11:34
71c621eb-85dc-4bd7-a690-0c68c0e6fb90 (Roldan Amos) is 8/4 team on 2nd edition
11:34
just under Steaks
11:34
nothing on Drea Tasmin's team
11:38
most of these teams are new
11:38
as in we don't know the IDs
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 20-Jun-21 11:38 AM
That's interesting...
11:39
I was just wondering how many of them were the same as pre-season 1
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Astrid 🍬🔮 20-Jun-21 11:41 AM
none of the redacted entries correspond to current ILB teams
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misch13vous 🍬 20-Jun-21 11:41 AM
...huh.
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Astrid 🍬🔮 20-Jun-21 11:41 AM
wait
11:41
no, firefighters
11:41
otherwise no
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misch13vous 🍬 20-Jun-21 11:53 AM
pretty baseless conjecture but the 3/9/9 team in between moab sunbeams and NY mills really does feel like New Amsterdam Windmills could fit lol
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 20-Jun-21 11:53 AM
Argh, sublime merge doesn't want to diff the library correctly right now. Guess that's not getting updated til tomorrow.
11:53
I do like the New Amsterdam Windmills, lol
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jun-21 12:01 PM
I'M SO HYPE
12:01
...oh
12:01
the teams between the Immortals and Flowers changed in 2nd Edition
12:01
there were #2 and #3
12:02
team after Jhands on 2nd Ed is 5/5 (edited)
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WHO THE HELL ARE THE BARISTAS (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 20-Jun-21 12:09 PM
Are They the Baristas?
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 20-Jun-21 12:09 PM
question.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 20-Jun-21 12:09 PM
Answer!
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 20-Jun-21 12:09 PM
was uncle plasma also Placed on the Bar?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 20-Jun-21 12:09 PM
No
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 20-Jun-21 12:09 PM
huh.
12:10
mints stay winning i guess then
12:10
or losing
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 20-Jun-21 12:10 PM
Friend is the only one who had extra lines in there
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 20-Jun-21 12:10 PM
depending on how you view it
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 20-Jun-21 12:10 PM
SERVED??????
12:10
the bar might have been how they re-hardboiled friend
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SubtractionSoup 20-Jun-21 12:11 PM
Relatedly, after the election, Liquid Friend's Soul went 7->31, and Uncle Plasma's went 63->31
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 20-Jun-21 12:13 PM
honh
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jun-21 12:17 PM
@Astrid 🍬🔮 EchoNull and I are re-modeling the ULB Speculation Sheet to include and compare with the Season A and Season AA teams (edited)
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Astrid 🍬🔮 20-Jun-21 12:24 PM
in my sheet?
12:24
or elsewhere
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Camaclue (🦇) 20-Jun-21 12:27 PM
hahaha you know that's crazily similar to percolation which was done by a saucer which we assumed were aliens but may have actually been baristasTHEY KILLED MY BEST FRIEND PARKER MACMILLAN IIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH (edited)
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Astrid 🍬🔮
in my sheet?
Laz (they/them) 20-Jun-21 12:34 PM
oh my speculation sheet
12:34
idk what sheet you have, the one we chatted about? (edited)
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Camaclue (🦇)
hahaha you know that's crazily similar to percolation which was done by a saucer which we assumed were aliens but may have actually been baristasTHEY KILLED MY BEST FRIEND PARKER MACMILLAN IIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH (edited)
quincognito 💚 20-Jun-21 12:44 PM
.... You know i feel dumb as heck for not even thinking about cup saucers during the CC wheerersad
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Camaclue (🦇) 20-Jun-21 12:44 PM
what was that again
12:44
The Coffee Cup will have minimal impact on season 12???
12:45
great
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grand
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I can't believe
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I can't FREAKING BELIEVE
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that we have to KILL STARBUCKS
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Meaning (grember)
Question is this stuff major/story spoilers? Just curious on the distinction before I read it
Laz (they/them) 20-Jun-21 12:46 PM
I would say yes bc the text is visible
12:47
like some parts of the Book do have text under the Redactions, most don't
12:47
lemme edit that post
12:47
ty for asking
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 20-Jun-21 12:48 PM
so like, The Return book
12:48
says jalyen got Debt
12:49
but she never had the debt modifier i thought?
12:49
didnt she get Debted
12:49
with the Debted modifier
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 20-Jun-21 12:49 PM
Iirc that one was retconned?
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 20-Jun-21 12:50 PM
well thats dumb
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jun-21 12:51 PM
also Monitor was apparently hanging out around season 1 we just didn't see them
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Camaclue (🦇) 20-Jun-21 12:51 PM
Debt or debted or debtified or debtificated
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jun-21 12:51 PM
yeah I really wish on the front end they had different names lol
12:51
Refinanced Debt, Consolidated Debt, etc.
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 20-Jun-21 12:53 PM
i thought those did? but i wasnt around when they were so idrk
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Astrid 🍬🔮 20-Jun-21 12:53 PM
some of them did
12:53
i'd note to just...
12:53
ignore the debt stuff for now
12:53
because there's historically a lot of mixups between different types of debt both in the backend and frontend
12:54
in a way we can't really untangle
12:54
i'd just wait and see
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 20-Jun-21 12:56 PM
fair! but this does make it seem to me like we cant trust the discipline era books, as both have had events changed
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Astrid 🍬🔮 20-Jun-21 01:00 PM
i think these are both like
13:00
they fall under "this was a genuine mistake"
13:01
mixing up a pitcher for a batter or whatever
13:01
and now the wrong type of debt, especially given the debts having been moved around a ton on the backend in the meantime
13:01
this doesn't read to me as "intentionally untrustworthy"
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jun-21 01:02 PM
ok so
13:02
between the Flowers and Jhands
13:02
there's a new team
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7/3
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which leads me to believe ILB ALSO introduced new teams
13:02
and the Chicago Firefighters were not originally named that
13:02
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I am trying to figure out which team they are atm
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 20-Jun-21 01:04 PM
question. does "namerif" or "namerifeht" fit into any of those redacted spaces there?
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Laz (they/them)
I am trying to figure out which team they are atm
SubtractionSoup 20-Jun-21 01:08 PM
They're the 7-12 between the Shoe Thieves and Steaks
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jun-21 01:11 PM
ohhh okay they are there
13:11
interesting
13:11
ty
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jun-21 01:18 PM
Spies, Lovers, Garages, Lift, Crabs, Georgias, Mechs, Worms still appear to be missing I think in 2nd Edition (edited)
13:22
@Astrid 🍬🔮 do you happen to have the feed link for the First Day, 2nd Edition (or at least can point me in the direction of how to find that out please)
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Laz (they/them)
@Astrid 🍬🔮 do you happen to have the feed link for the First Day, 2nd Edition (or at least can point me in the direction of how to find that out please)
Astrid 🍬🔮 20-Jun-21 01:23 PM
define feed link?
13:25
also, can you show the spreadsheet?
13:25
i can't find it in the folder
13:25
a feed link like this, but for the First Day, 2nd Edition
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 20-Jun-21 01:25 PM
Oh, it uses stories
13:25
https://www.blaseball.com/database/feed/story?id=ID_HERE
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
Oh, it uses stories
Laz (they/them) 20-Jun-21 01:25 PM
Cliff can you post the ULB Speculation sheet I think that's the one I can't post bc bot sweep lol (edited)
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Astrid 🍬🔮 20-Jun-21 01:26 PM
bot sweep?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 20-Jun-21 01:26 PM
Lol, yeah. It's up in the pins, too
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jun-21 01:26 PM
oh yeah there's a 3 character string it picks up as a naughty word lol
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Astrid 🍬🔮 20-Jun-21 01:26 PM
omg
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 20-Jun-21 01:26 PM
It has the string pdp in it, which we filter for other reasons.
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Astrid 🍬🔮 20-Jun-21 01:27 PM
might wanna add team ID columns?
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Laz (they/them)
Spies, Lovers, Garages, Lift, Crabs, Georgias, Mechs, Worms still appear to be missing I think in 2nd Edition (edited)
SubtractionSoup 20-Jun-21 01:27 PM
Lovers aren't in there either
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Astrid 🍬🔮 20-Jun-21 01:27 PM
cause we have most of those
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jun-21 01:29 PM
yeah me and EchoNull are fiddling with it now, gonna ask to put team links in there
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Astrid 🍬🔮 20-Jun-21 01:54 PM
i also just did this
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Sheet1 ID,Words,Name,PH1,PH2,ILB 88151292-6c12-4fb8-b2d6-3e64821293b3,[7/9],Alaskan Immortals,Yes 54d0d0f2-16e0-42a0-9fff-79cfa7c4a157,[9/9],Yes 9494152b-99f6-4adb-9573-f9e084bc813f,[9/5],Yes 3f8bbb15-61c0-4e3f-8e4a-907a5fb1565e,[6/7],Boston Flowers,Yes,Yes,Yes [7/3/5] a37f9158-7f82-46bc-908c-c9...
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which should be everything
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Astrid 🍬🔮 20-Jun-21 02:06 PM
what team could start with two letters
14:07
cause i'm eyeing that 2/3/6
14:12
El Something?
14:12
was thinking El Paso but that's 2/4
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and i can't think of any other prefix?
14:13
also the 3/5/7 and 3/5/8 are not the same teams
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jun-21 02:14 PM
LA?
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or any two letter state abbreviation really
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Astrid 🍬🔮 20-Jun-21 02:15 PM
i don't think they'd do that
14:15
like abbreviate it
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jun-21 02:15 PM
LA Unlimited Tacos has an abbreviation now
♾ 1
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maybe they might
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Astrid 🍬🔮 20-Jun-21 02:15 PM
it does now
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but i think that's an exception
same 1
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jun-21 02:16 PM
wouldn't Miami Dale have spawned in ILB 2nd Edition with the accent mark
14:16
if that were the case
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Astrid 🍬🔮 20-Jun-21 02:16 PM
that's more uhhhh
14:16
they're retconning the accent mark for "people were genuinely upset about it" reasons
14:17
they would have spawned with the accent mark if they were being 100% accurate yeah
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 20-Jun-21 02:17 PM
yeah I'd put it in the "Knight/Baby Triumphant" category
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Astrid 🍬🔮 20-Jun-21 02:17 PM
same with the 'okina in Hawai'i
14:17
which wasn't there originally either
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Astrid 🍬🔮
cause i'm eyeing that 2/3/6
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 20-Jun-21 02:19 PM
La Paz, Bolivia is all I could find so far
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Astrid 🍬🔮 20-Jun-21 02:20 PM
Le something, French?
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 20-Jun-21 02:24 PM
St might be another thing to look for
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(in case they omit the period)
14:26
there's a city in the UAE called Al Ain
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 20-Jun-21 02:26 PM
How many letters is it? 2 then what?
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 20-Jun-21 02:27 PM
2/3
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of course it isn't necessarily a city name, none of the 3 expansion teams were irl city names
14:28
(well there's probably an Atlantis somewhere but you know what I mean)
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jun-21 02:29 PM
if it's St. it would be three characters
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(periods and other non-alphanumeric count as redacted characters)
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator
(well there's probably an Atlantis somewhere but you know what I mean)
xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 20-Jun-21 02:29 PM
(isn't Atlantis a play on Atlanta?)
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jun-21 02:29 PM
La Paz is my top idea for the 2/3 one
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unless it's 2 and the 3/6 is the team
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 20-Jun-21 02:30 PM
it could also be "DC" somet---yeah what you just said xD
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx
(isn't Atlantis a play on Atlanta?)
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 20-Jun-21 02:30 PM
(well yes but xD)
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 20-Jun-21 03:07 PM
i mean atlantis is a fictional city
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jun-21 07:12 PM
EchoNull had an intriguing idea for the Crabs:
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1st Edition: Antarctic Crabs 2nd Edition: [7][3] Crabs
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SubtractionSoup 20-Jun-21 08:04 PM
None of the entries show up in the Crabs feed, so they're not in either of those (unless TGB made a mistake)
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jun-21 08:08 PM
yeah :T
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Astrid 🍬🔮 21-Jun-21 02:57 AM
Sheet1 ID,Words,Location,Name,PH-I,League,PH-II,ILB,Players,Only Pre-History I,Only Pre-History II,Only ILB 88151292-6c12-4fb8-b2d6-3e64821293b3,[7/9],Alaskan,Immortals,#1,Bad/Evil,-,-,-,88151292-6c12-4fb8-b2d6-3e64821293b3,[7/3/5],Atlantis Georgias d9f89a8a-c563-493e-9d64-78e4f9a55d4a,[8/8],Atl...
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this is all confirmed info from the data, no speculation
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👻 emoji is teams that have ghosts, 🔍 is teams that have searchable "hidden" players
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Astrid 🍬🔮 21-Jun-21 03:14 AM
i think another season worth of klongs is gonna clear up a lot of blanks
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jun-21 06:01 AM
bravo Astrid ty
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do you want me to log any new KLoNGs on here? or just make a new sheet on that file I already had @Astrid 🍬🔮
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Astrid 🍬🔮 21-Jun-21 06:02 AM
on that sheet feel free to update it if we find new teams
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jun-21 06:13 AM
alrighty
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vertical, aligned Confirmed,ILB Debut:,Missing ILB:,Missing Expansion Teams: Canada Moist Talkers,Houston Spies,Atlantis Georgias Chicago Firefighters,San Francisco Lovers,Core Mechanics Dallas Steaks,Seattle Garages,Ohio Worms Miami Dale,Baltimore Crabs,Tokyo Lift Season A,Season AA #,Location,...
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EchoNull did some great work, I moved the Vertical, Aligned sheet to the front so y'all can give it a try, you just add a new column under each team and the character count numbers turn green when they match for easy guessing
06:20
also it looks like barely any of the ULB names made it through to ILB 🤔
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Astrid 🍬🔮 21-Jun-21 06:21 AM
yeah, only two or three iirc?
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jun-21 06:23 AM
yeah the 3/9/9, the 7/6 (after Pies), and the 7/8 (before Yellowstone Magic) (edited)
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(since the Spies aren't even the thing yet I'm not sure, but La Paz Macaws might be one) 🦜
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jun-21 06:54 AM
here's something strange: [5]/[3] "Megan Ito" was a Kansas City Breath Mint, then became a [9]/[5] in Season B (still a Pitching Wins and ERA leader) and Clare Ballard was not a Season A or B MVP tacothink (edited)
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Astrid 🍬🔮 21-Jun-21 06:55 AM
do we know if it's the same player id
06:56
...or does history really repeat itself?
06:56
of the "baltimore crabs" taking the mints' best pitchers...
06:56
look, it happened twice,
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jun-21 08:38 AM
lmaoooo
08:38
in a strange reversal, the "crabs" take the Mints' pitcher in Season A lmao
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quincognito 💚 21-Jun-21 10:28 AM
have we had new klongs already?
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jun-21 10:31 AM
none yet
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0/3 which is...strange
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 21-Jun-21 10:34 AM
is it? i dont know the numbers behind it so ive got no way to tell
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jun-21 10:41 AM
it was roughly 2 haunts per game last season
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jun-21 11:20 AM
👻⌚ Agan Espinoza, team 6 @Astrid 🍬🔮
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Astrid 🍬🔮 21-Jun-21 11:20 AM
!
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jun-21 11:21 AM
for whatever reason first three games no haunts
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Astrid 🍬🔮 21-Jun-21 11:21 AM
ah that's one we know about i think
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jun-21 11:21 AM
nope new one
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Astrid 🍬🔮 21-Jun-21 11:21 AM
oh no like team wise
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jun-21 11:21 AM
oh yeah ULB Team #6 Archen Moss/Firestar/etc.'s team (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jun-21 12:14 PM
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Hmm Are they not inflating anymore?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 21-Jun-21 12:36 PM
...Huh. Has it come up that the A Return book seems to have replaced the Season 7 book?
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Astrid 🍬🔮 21-Jun-21 01:14 PM
3a094991-4cbc-4786-b74c-688876d243f4
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jun-21 01:14 PM
Badgerson Bedazzle joins ULB #17
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what a good name
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 21-Jun-21 01:15 PM
Oh wow, yeah, that's great
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jun-21 01:15 PM
I already let Joey T Badger know about his sparkly son
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whichever team ULB 17 is: LA Tacos 10/8 8/6 8/9 Mexico City Wild Wings (edited)
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I have them as Matanzas Cardinals, Maryland/Macerata is also a place it could be (edited)
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Laz (they/them)
Badgerson Bedazzle joins ULB #17
quincognito 💚 21-Jun-21 01:19 PM
this is a new S-tier name for sure
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jun-21 01:19 PM
it's true
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jun-21 01:48 PM
Abelle Torres is a ULB 👐 Season B Leader (edited)
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Agan Espinoza is a ULB uhh Season B Leader (ULB Team 6) (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 21-Jun-21 01:56 PM
So here's some extrapolation: Season A is stamped 1983, Season B is stamped 1984. This implies Season E (The last PreHistory 1 Season) is 1987. Then there's a 13 year gap, and then Season AA (based on The First Day) starts in 2000. There's 10 Seasons there, so we go to 2009, and then there's an 11 year gap before the Discipline Era. I don't know what to think about the Bridge though.
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Unless Bridge actually does have a season in there, it seems to me that there's a Grand Siesta between all the eras.
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Wait, of course it has a Season in there. Bridge has to be where Season 0 is.
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jun-21 02:07 PM
maybe
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 21-Jun-21 02:09 PM
Although, if the year progression does actually follow that pattern, that makes the dating for Discipline weird.
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gaybritishcow 21-Jun-21 02:12 PM
just a theory based on the fact that this game loves puns, and especially water based puns, but could the transition from ultra league to internet league be because the league got “caught” by something/someone? (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 21-Jun-21 02:14 PM
I'm ready to be so disappointed in that pun
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jun-21 02:18 PM
Karlee Boyea, ULB 9
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 21-Jun-21 02:19 PM
I am really loving all these new players.
same 2
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quincognito 💚 21-Jun-21 03:41 PM
on the one hand: I love all these new players and some of them have absolutely amazing names. on the other hand: how have we like quintupled the number of new player names coming out per season and I still haven't had a patreon name pop up
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 21-Jun-21 03:43 PM
There's a lot of names, lol. But yeah, I totally getcha. How many did you submit?
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quincognito 💚 21-Jun-21 03:44 PM
i have five in i believe. i meant to try to squeeze out a last one for may after the announcement but i kept forgetting.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 21-Jun-21 03:48 PM
Ah, yeah, makes sense. I think I've only seen one myself, but I've forgotten how many I submitted. Way fewer than I could've, that's for sure
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I got three in (kinda late to the bus), only one of them showed up so far, but it showed up twice in quick succession and people popped off for it so I call that a win
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🌮Blenjamin Rees🌮 21-Jun-21 04:20 PM
What was it?
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jun-21 04:20 PM
I'm 1/3 on names (Swandre 🥰 )
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I also have Hoarse and Tachikawa in there
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🌮Blenjamin Rees🌮
What was it?
Incarnate
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🌮Blenjamin Rees🌮 21-Jun-21 04:53 PM
Definite win.
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i've never seen a klong in person. is this a klong?
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NaNbassador Aubz 💙🎤 21-Jun-21 07:29 PM
thats a klong! i think
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jun-21 11:08 PM
🥳 KLoNGrats
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Astrid 🍬🔮 22-Jun-21 01:12 AM
hmm...
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still haven't had one from an unknown team
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Laz (they/them) 22-Jun-21 06:15 AM
oh you mean the ones we haven't gotten yet? yeah that's strange
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or any Season AA Ghosts for that matter
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Astrid 🍬🔮 22-Jun-21 07:30 AM
yeah
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wondering if it's just RNG
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because if it's only pulling from Pre-History I we're missing 2 teams
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it's totally reasonable for them to just not have been drawn yet if the pool's big enough
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especially when there's one team (U13) that we've only seen one ghjost from anyway
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 22-Jun-21 07:39 AM
have we seen any repeat ghosts yet?
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Astrid 🍬🔮 22-Jun-21 07:42 AM
yeah
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lots
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we got Nyx Konk three games apart just before
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🌮Blenjamin Rees🌮 22-Jun-21 07:58 AM
What a name.
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Meaning (grember) 22-Jun-21 12:48 PM
Well then
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 22-Jun-21 12:59 PM
yeah . . . stuff happened
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btw i dont know if anyones pointed this out yet but you can see some former members of the artists if you look in the team feed
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Did anyone mention the new library entries in Pre-History I, or am I late to the party for An Eclipse and A Save?
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 22-Jun-21 02:28 PM
i think a couple people have mentioned them, but not in this channel
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Centritide🌮💜 22-Jun-21 02:28 PM
they are there in #newsroom
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jun-21 02:29 PM
Yeah, we ended up accidentally commandeering a channel over in SIBRcord to go brrr about. (edited)
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Ah, sorry, I have that channel muted and I keep forgetting to check it. I saw people mentioning the Canada Artists, but not the Library changes
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Laz (they/them) 23-Jun-21 08:34 AM
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jun-21 08:34 AM
I just saw! Congrats on your theory being right, lol
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Laz (they/them) 23-Jun-21 08:34 AM
Legendary Kansas City Breath Mints Pitcher Megan Ito is REAL
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Hazel 🐸👽 (they/it) 23-Jun-21 08:34 AM
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Laz (they/them) 23-Jun-21 08:34 AM
also she's been searchable since Earlsiesta lmao
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Astrid found her
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jun-21 08:44 AM
wait whats the story behind Megan Ito
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jun-21 08:47 AM
Megan is a player that Joel mentioned like once in maincord back in the early days, as one of his favorite players, and afaik that's the only thing we'd heard of them. Laz had a theory about some of the entries in the Postseason A book being about Megan, purely because they were [5][3]s on the Breath Mints, and this helps bolster (if not straight up confirms) them.
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I think that's the whole story, I'm sure Laz will correct me if I messed anything up
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Laz (they/them) 23-Jun-21 08:48 AM
u right
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apparently a later player was called "Garcia Davis" and the Mints refer to them as "New Megan "Garcia Davis" Ito"
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we do have confirmation that Megan Ito's Season B records (Pitching Wins, ERA, and MVP) are there
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the Season A ones might be bugged or something but she should be there too (edited)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jun-21 08:49 AM
oooooohhh
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Laz (they/them) 23-Jun-21 08:57 AM
I feel vindicated lmao
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a theory I had came true 🤩
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quincognito 💚 23-Jun-21 09:43 AM
so this certainly kinda locks in the idea that these parts of the library represent (thematically if not factually) the alpha/beta seasons pre-release, huh
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Laz (they/them) 23-Jun-21 09:52 AM
I think so yeah
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I'm sure TGB made sure a few of their old favorites are represented
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quincognito 💚 23-Jun-21 09:54 AM
and with ito in particular it's a signal about what's going on to anyone who has a high level of knowledge of The Deep Lore
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Laz (they/them) 23-Jun-21 11:55 AM
indeed
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Laz (they/them) 23-Jun-21 12:40 PM
WELP MEGAN'S NOT REAL ANYMORE
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they deleted her
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which ngl I'm kinda salty about
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quincognito 💚 23-Jun-21 12:41 PM
where's that from
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jun-21 12:43 PM
The mints channels on maincord, I believe
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Laz (they/them) 23-Jun-21 12:47 PM
yeah
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there was a push like an hour ago
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idk WHY
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OH MY GOD MEGAN ITO IS GONE WHAT THE HECK
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Laz (they/them) 23-Jun-21 12:52 PM
🤷
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jun-21 12:53 PM
That "You'll see" still intrigues me
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Laz (they/them) 23-Jun-21 01:00 PM
Thomas England 🤝 Megan Ito Deleted players
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Laz (they/them) 23-Jun-21 01:11 PM
We are deeply saddened by reports of the loss of Legendary ------------ star pitcher and New fan-favorite Megan Ito. Although their sudden redeparture has closed their book once again, @ILBLootcrates will continue the story with our sponsor, @blaseball! https://t.co/baBCCQJ20E
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LMAO
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this seems #newsroom worthy
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this whole thing lol
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jun-21 01:16 PM
i feel like this is something that folks outside of breath mints circles are barely aware of? maybe? idk. plus sunman claimed it was a bug of some sort...? so hrm
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it is notable that a player was added to blaseball and then removed mysteriously. here i'll try to newsroom it
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🌮TediousDullard🌮 23-Jun-21 01:37 PM
So Seasons A and B are Alpha and beta respectively, right?
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 23-Jun-21 04:16 PM
Okay so. I wasn't here when it happened and it looks like I missed it by several hours. And it was a name that I personally was not aware of; my knowledge was limited to a couple of names mentioned in one contemporary discord chat, none of which have showed up yet. That said, with respect to the general concept of Season Zero players showing up as easter eggs: I CALLED IT (edited)
16:18
On that note, keep an eye out for Fernando Oh, Goodwin Excellence, and José Hopskotch (possible typo, check Hopscotch too), just in case I end up being right right xD
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(no, none of them show up in the search presently)
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Laz (they/them) 23-Jun-21 04:26 PM
can do ty
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those three names have some uncommon character lengths so they'll probably stick out
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gaybritishcow 23-Jun-21 06:10 PM
OOZE OTTERMAN
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best name yet
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 23-Jun-21 06:11 PM
BEAUTIFUL
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 23-Jun-21 06:15 PM
NAWBALL joked about them being Otten's ex
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 23-Jun-21 06:16 PM
GJSKDGJSKDGJK god
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 23-Jun-21 06:32 PM
okay Ooze Otterman is pretty damn good . . . I'm still taking Badgerson Stromboli tho xD
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 23-Jun-21 06:44 PM
RIV? megan ito
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 07:57 AM
wait, is that megan ito with echo and static
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 24-Jun-21 07:58 AM
how much fk can we share here
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robin (she/they/fey/tay)
how much fk can we share here
.@ feather 💙 24-Jun-21 07:59 AM
character counts are ok, story spoilers no
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 24-Jun-21 07:59 AM
gotcha
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TornadoTorrie 💜🌮 24-Jun-21 08:00 AM
Echo Megan 👀 Now there's a twist I didn't see coming
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 08:03 AM
megan had a forcefield on hand before as well. not even a forcefield, The Force Field (edited)
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 24-Jun-21 08:04 AM
So the Mills survived unstable
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 08:05 AM
also apparently died 3 times.
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Centritide🌮💜 24-Jun-21 08:05 AM
the Mills unstable was weekly
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so probably dropped at the end of the week
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Centritide🌮💜
the Mills unstable was weekly
Meaning (grember) 24-Jun-21 08:05 AM
Where’s the mills stuff from
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 24-Jun-21 08:05 AM
hey uh this is out of nowhere but... what if the microphone wasn't always Wyatt, but is more a deific mantle that multiple beings have held, and there being an old microphone would explain the fact that the old players have pregames and coffee preferences and that megan ito has static and echo
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perhaps they were related to previous mic?
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 08:06 AM
maybe, honestly.
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Centritide🌮💜 24-Jun-21 08:06 AM
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Meaning (grember) 24-Jun-21 08:06 AM
I read the redaction on ito as getting forced out of the hall for some reason, maybe because of her field?
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 08:06 AM
died three times, or three of them went to the hall due to error (maybe probably not)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 08:07 AM
OK so it seems like they were holding the Force Field... maybe Force stopped them from being incinerated over and over again????
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 08:07 AM
4 3 dabloons
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 24-Jun-21 08:07 AM
theory time: what if wyatt has now had the mantle of the mic taken from him due to the coin shoving him down to the immaterial plane again, and the mantle is up for grabs for someone else
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 08:07 AM
I assume died 3 times but came back because force field decided to make them unmovable.
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Centritide🌮💜 24-Jun-21 08:07 AM
ito probably got unstable, kept unstable due to containment, and lived due to force
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leading to repeated incins
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Meaning (grember) 24-Jun-21 08:07 AM
So what is that big ass block of text? Perhaps some negotiation to solve the paradox?
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 08:08 AM
I'm guessing someone being extremely unhappy with megan ito dodging the 'debt collection' incinerations.
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 08:09 AM
the emoji use is making me think the block of redaction is hiding an ass
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🌮Talow🌮
I'm guessing someone being extremely unhappy with megan ito dodging the 'debt collection' incinerations.
Meaning (grember) 24-Jun-21 08:09 AM
That’s also unnerving considering where James Mora is headed this week
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 08:10 AM
... yeah, yeah.
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 24-Jun-21 08:10 AM
okay so the enormous block of text is just three words repeating
08:10
pretty sure
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 08:10 AM
tacolook 😰
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Meaning (grember)
That’s also unnerving considering where James Mora is headed this week
🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 24-Jun-21 08:10 AM
Wait what are the plans for Mora?
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 24-Jun-21 08:10 AM
3-6-5 over and over
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 08:11 AM
eat,
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 24-Jun-21 08:11 AM
ITO STATIC MEGAN ITO STATIC MEGAN ITO STATIC etc?????
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🌮Blenjamin Rees🌮 24-Jun-21 08:11 AM
Mora's a 4 time MVP, they've got a Force Field rn but not sure how that would interact with potentially being Vaulted.
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 08:11 AM
... oh, yeah that's probably the echo loop then.
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 24-Jun-21 08:12 AM
That would also make sense with how Megan is searchable but not in the Hall
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:12 AM
uh, with the force field dropped, is it in the bargain bin now?
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 08:12 AM
👀
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 08:12 AM
did the echo phrase stuff like that? megan ito static feels much more natural
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robin (she/they/fey/tay)
ITO STATIC MEGAN ITO STATIC MEGAN ITO STATIC etc?????
Meaning (grember) 24-Jun-21 08:12 AM
So they forced her to static to stop the loop, perhaps meaning static overrides assignment to anywhere on the immaterial planelilmijo lilmijo lilmijo (edited)
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 08:13 AM
That's actually an excellent point, The Force Field might be in the bargain bin.
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮
did the echo phrase stuff like that? megan ito static feels much more natural
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:13 AM
could be starting in the middle to show that its an infinite loop
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 24-Jun-21 08:13 AM
Well I guess we'll find out about The Force Field soon
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Lot of bargain binners
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Meaning (grember) 24-Jun-21 08:14 AM
I don’t get how past blaseball has all these things we had to decree for e.g. items, unstable, etc It implies to me this whole sim is just one stop on a loop to oblivion
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.@ feather 💙 24-Jun-21 08:14 AM
blaseball was destroyed and reset
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my pocket theory is that's what we're headed to again, what's why there's so many mechanical mods and so many more coins and so much more stuff
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:15 AM
i'd imagine the last thing either before or in the bridge is the book being closed
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.@ feather 💙 24-Jun-21 08:15 AM
expansion era
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:15 AM
when do we get new game plus?
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Meaning (grember) 24-Jun-21 08:15 AM
It would be very funny if TGB just ended it with “all the players are dead” lmao
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 08:16 AM
So we have Co-op and PVP as old decrees.
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Meaning (grember) 24-Jun-21 08:16 AM
What’s the character count on the messages between Megan ito entered the hall of flame
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.@ feather 💙
my pocket theory is that's what we're headed to again, what's why there's so many mechanical mods and so many more coins and so much more stuff
🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 24-Jun-21 08:16 AM
I'm starting to think that too, with pressure being a thing. Once the sun bursts it's going to blow up everyone, not just one team
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:17 AM
oh also now im sure the statics will come back some how and i dont think they will until ivy and or max static out
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which sucks
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guess thats more lore gen than library though, mb
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With Megan Ito having Ego++++ and having had The Force Field... I wonder if there's a warning here about what will happen to James Mora
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 09:12 AM
that could be why the book got released honestly
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 24-Jun-21 12:09 PM
oh hey so, this has probably come up and i'm just late af to this realization but, do we think that this is all just super-meta and Pre-history 1 seasons A and B were dev tests, and then Pre-History 2 is the fabled Season 0 before we crossed the bridge (turned the site on essentially) and began the Discipline Era?
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 12:10 PM
that's the working theory yeah
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at least like... metaphorically
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that these all represent the pre-launch "seasons" even though they're clearly not a 1-1 retelling at all
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Meaning (grember) 24-Jun-21 12:11 PM
Hey fellas redacted text can now be upfished with "pickled herring"
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 12:17 PM
1 fish 2 fish red fish... people, where's the blue fish? (edited)
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quincognito 💚
that these all represent the pre-launch "seasons" even though they're clearly not a 1-1 retelling at all
Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 24-Jun-21 12:21 PM
even the books we have unlocked in the library aren't 1-1 retellings either though, feed didnt exist when ruby tuesday or jaylen's return happen and they aren't perfect right? but i DO like the idea of the game band looking back at the bugs from those un-seen seasons and deciding "yeah, that's good content"
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misch13vous 🍬 24-Jun-21 12:23 PM
"this team name sucks actually let's make a new one"
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 12:23 PM
right. like if it were me i would absolutely be going back over my slack logs from dev and finding goofy stuff that happened to write into the prehistorical narrative
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 01:13 PM
So I guess this is the best channel to ask, what events do you all think I should upscale?
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 24-Jun-21 01:15 PM
good question. i dunno what the best options will be, especially with how limited fish are-- what redactions do we know the least about and most want to know?
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 24-Jun-21 01:15 PM
sooooo
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 24-Jun-21 01:15 PM
the really big redaction from the megan ito thing seems to be a popular option, so helping with that would probably be efficient
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 24-Jun-21 01:16 PM
how many herring does it take to see a redacted entry?
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 24-Jun-21 01:16 PM
we have no idea
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 24-Jun-21 01:16 PM
hmmmm shame
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but okay
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 24-Jun-21 01:16 PM
probably a thousand, like upnuts
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 24-Jun-21 01:16 PM
oh man okay i only managed to scrounge up 15
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lol
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 24-Jun-21 01:17 PM
we'll find out when we hit the threshold! and you can probably only upfish an entry once, same as upnutting, so it requires coordination
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Meaning (grember)
Hey fellas redacted text can now be upfished with "pickled herring"
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 24-Jun-21 01:36 PM
they're literally taunting everyone in this channel (and the SIBR one) I love it xD xD xD
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come to think of it the whole season title is probably a taunt
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🍂🌞dov🍁⚪ 24-Jun-21 01:40 PM
im gonna hold onto my herrings for a while
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 01:40 PM
I offloaded them asap because they actually take up an inventory slot, but feel free to.
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 24-Jun-21 01:41 PM
wait how do you get herrings
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🍂🌞dov🍁⚪ 24-Jun-21 01:41 PM
#newsroom
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 24-Jun-21 01:42 PM
awesome, I can finally go cut down that tree
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.@ feather 💙 24-Jun-21 01:49 PM
some of the reps made the following list "the Big One, the immediate messages before and after the two team incins, Season A elections, the first Megan Ito hall enter fail, york silk's vualting messages"
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I figure it's as good a place to start as any
13:50
First Day 1, SA Election, An Eclipse, A Save, and An Alternate all have messages that are currently over 250 fish
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 01:51 PM
I think it'd also be quite handy for us (the fk-spec folks) to have certain First Day 1 entries unredacted
13:52
I have to figure out which ones that is though
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 01:52 PM
yeah having a baseline to workwith would make speculation a lot smoother
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 01:53 PM
I mean, we already have ways to talk about those teams. Someone came up with tags. It's really nice to be like "Yes, this team actually is the San Diego Burritos" (edited)
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1 fish 2 fish red fish... people, where's the blue fish? (edited)
MarioGMan25 24-Jun-21 01:56 PM
Salmon (edited)
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Anyway let me know when we got some good targets for Upfish, I wish to contribute to that.
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 24-Jun-21 02:10 PM
So. How much we willing to bet next season's decrees will include CO-OP and/or PVP?
14:10
for me it's 50/50 it happens
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 02:11 PM
I don't see a way to include PVP unless it does something different than it did in the Season A Election.
14:11
Co-Op (Or at least something that renames the league) doesn't feel quite right yet
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DeeJay 💚 ♅ 24-Jun-21 02:12 PM
it is too soon
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 24-Jun-21 02:12 PM
yeah the timing might be off
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DeeJay 💚 ♅ 24-Jun-21 02:12 PM
hecking herring gets me into this channel jeez
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 02:16 PM
I did see someone theorize that the Library is just a log of the development of the game though, so it's also possible we never see another Co-Op blessing.
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 02:20 PM
wheeeeerer 1
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MY TIME HAS COME
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PLEASE UPSCALE THOSE FIRST DAY 1ST EDITION LIBRARY TEAMS IS MY MAJOR COMMENT
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 02:21 PM
But we do "know" some of them, so some are more important than others (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 02:22 PM
Yes once I get home I'll prepare a list
14:22
Or y'all have it on SIBR, whichever lol
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MarioGMan25 24-Jun-21 02:24 PM
You know what you've convinced me, unlocking the Beginning of Blaseball is probably a fairly good idea
14:25
I wonder how many fish are needed to unlock those
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 02:27 PM
current assumption is 1k (same needed to get lootcrates to tweet whatever messages.)
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MarioGMan25 24-Jun-21 02:27 PM
That's a lot of fish
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.@ feather 💙 24-Jun-21 02:31 PM
I bet they're not even going to get unredacted , just tweeted
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 02:31 PM
Ok, that would genuinely be hilarious
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.@ feather 💙 24-Jun-21 02:31 PM
oh! lmao no not like tweeted as a spoiler, although that would send me
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lootcrates really do be like ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
arthurfist 9
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 02:35 PM
So, as a reminder, this channel is slightly more lax on FK than others. Thus, the spoilered info in this comment should not be shared outside of the channel (It doesn't normally need spoilers here either, it's just to make it more obvious):
Based on character counts, we know that the 29 redacted entries on The First Day are the original teams. Because of entries on current teams' Feeds, we can assume the contents of some of the First Day, 1st Edition' redacted entries. Therefore, there are 14 teams entries remaining that we can only speculate on right now in The First Day, 1st Edition. Those are redacted entries number: 6, 8, 12, 14, 15, 16, 18, 20, 22, 23, 24, 26, 27, and 28. AKA Teams U7, U9, U13, U15, U16, U17, U19, U21, U23, U24, U25, U27, U28, and U29. U17 and U21 are ones that have a few messages in the Postseason A book, as well, so those would be especially neat to see
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MarioGMan25 24-Jun-21 02:37 PM
So there's like 28-ish Ultimate Blaseball teams we are trying to uncover?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 02:39 PM
There are 30 teams total in the ULB. We know 1 of them from it literally being unredacted on the site, and 13 others, because ILB teams have a redacted entry on their Feeds that match up with entries in The First Day 1st Edition, which also have character counts matching those teams' names.
14:39
So there are 16 that we only have speculation on. (edited)
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MarioGMan25 24-Jun-21 02:39 PM
I'm curious what caused the first Umpire to spawn
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 02:40 PM
Well, you can't have blaseball without an umpire
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MarioGMan25 24-Jun-21 02:40 PM
I guess so but it took until the end of the first day for one to even show up
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 02:41 PM
Nah, the first day pretty much all happened at the same time
14:42
So the teams joined the league at the same time the Ump appeared
14:42
Oh wait, no, I'm dumb again (edited)
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I've upscaled a bunch of stuff around Megan Ito and the first 8 unidentified teams on that list so I could get my snack slots down again. The big redaction is up to 847, so it shouldn't be long until we find out what happens when it hits 1k
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 02:43 PM
Yeah, it looks like a lot of "Just start at the top and go down until you run out" for The First Day, that's why I put up the priority list.
14:44
I'm completely unsurprised (And also incredibly curious) about the Megan Ito stuff
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1k unlocked the big Megan Ito one!
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 03:29 PM
and surprise surprise it's an infinite echo loop.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 03:34 PM
So, now that we have a specific goal, theoretically, it should be easier to get folks to go for these
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 24-Jun-21 03:34 PM
well, it's ECHOED rather than STATIC and then it ends in STATIC
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 03:34 PM
Yep.
15:35
It's like feedback, if I understand the mechanics of that correctly.
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So now the question is, who echoed Megan Ito?
15:36
And how did she keep coming back after being incinerated?
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 24-Jun-21 03:37 PM
the force field was probably a big part of that, forcing her to stay in the same place
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 03:37 PM
So now that the giant wall of infinite loop is clarified to be an echoed echo loop instead of a static (repeat) loop, what's next?
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 24-Jun-21 03:37 PM
forcing her to stay on a team that no longer existed
15:38
uhhh there are probably some other stuff in the same section that are really interesting. or the team names.
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 24-Jun-21 03:38 PM
i did before and after the team incinerations, and a couple other megan ito ones that already had a few hundred fish
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 03:38 PM
Yeah, many of the entries in An Alternate are very intriguing. Same with the Election
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 03:38 PM
honestly the team names are probably the least interesting part of the prehistory imo.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 03:38 PM
Nah
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 24-Jun-21 03:39 PM
How are things in here
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 03:39 PM
Season A and B's entries are almost entirely just records (edited)
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 03:39 PM
Ok valid, the records are even lower priority then the team names imo
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 03:40 PM
Yeah, there's a lot of entries that I want to see unredacted, tbh (All of them, lol)
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Laz (they/them)
MY TIME HAS COME
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 24-Jun-21 03:40 PM
Big fmee6inging mood.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
Well, you can't have blaseball without an umpire
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 24-Jun-21 03:42 PM
typical umpiraganda /lh
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 03:44 PM
So what are the current bits being targetted?
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 24-Jun-21 03:44 PM
yeah I got 9 of these herrings to work with and I only need one of them to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 24-Jun-21 03:45 PM
HOLD ON I HAVE UNREDACT TARGETS
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15:45
The first vault messages
15:45
Like the first redacted feed we ever saw
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 03:45 PM
On Nagomi and York?
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 24-Jun-21 03:45 PM
Yeah
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 24-Jun-21 03:45 PM
which one, Nagomi or York?
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 03:45 PM
All 4 of them, either 2, or what?
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 24-Jun-21 03:46 PM
better to focus on one
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 24-Jun-21 03:46 PM
Idk I haven't actually looked I'm thinking out loud
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 24-Jun-21 03:46 PM
Nagomi's has 35 at the moment
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 24-Jun-21 03:46 PM
whichever has more at the moment, probably?
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 03:46 PM
I'm personally interested in the trio of redacted messages Liquid Friend had at 21 LS
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 24-Jun-21 03:46 PM
York's has 127
15:47
so it looks like there's already an effort going to focus on York
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 24-Jun-21 03:47 PM
i'd also recommend-- there's probably another one from An Alternate that is significant, not sure which one yet tho
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 24-Jun-21 03:47 PM
I'll go check Chorby Soul too since that's just a natural one people might gravitate toward
15:47
yeah no Chorby is far less
15:48
sorry I read the wrong one, York is 154
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SubtractionSoup 24-Jun-21 03:49 PM
The most-upscaled messages currently: first message in "An Eclipse" @ 695+ upscales first team after Alaska in The First Day 1 @ 605+ upscales first message in "Season A Election" @ 570+ upscales first message in "A Save" @ 540+ upscales (edited)
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🌮Talow🌮
I'm personally interested in the trio of redacted messages Liquid Friend had at 21 LS
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 24-Jun-21 03:49 PM
LF and UP are both at 200 ish
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 24-Jun-21 03:50 PM
the two lines from An Election right after "A Collusion" are probably important because they might give us insight into A) where the instability came from, and possibly B) how it escalated from player to team
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gaybritishcow 24-Jun-21 03:50 PM
so uh, news from NAWBALL, megan ito might be a pun
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 24-Jun-21 03:50 PM
MAGNETO
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gaybritishcow 24-Jun-21 03:50 PM
like a really bad one
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 24-Jun-21 03:50 PM
GOD
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gaybritishcow 24-Jun-21 03:50 PM
no it's worse
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 03:51 PM
what's the pun?
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SubtractionSoup 24-Jun-21 03:51 PM
mega-neato?
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 24-Jun-21 03:51 PM
Megan Ito roman-numeral-100-(which is the number of echoes they had)-is-C
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Centritide🌮💜 24-Jun-21 03:51 PM
mic? OH
15:51
forgot mic was a word for a sec
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 24-Jun-21 03:52 PM
. . . that one feels like a bit of a stretch -- not saying TGB wouldn't do a stretch like that, but . . . idk
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 03:52 PM
That's... well, that to me all but confirms that An Alternate is part of the wyatt/mic plotline.
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 24-Jun-21 03:53 PM
though there probably is a mic connection considering they're echoing and all that
15:53
so maybe
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Centritide🌮💜 24-Jun-21 03:53 PM
okay wait. mic could be that old, but Wyatt defs is not
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 03:54 PM
I mean, origin of echo/static and potentially the microphone.
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Centritide🌮💜 24-Jun-21 03:55 PM
the microphone lifts in (s3?) bc it was put down a while ago?
15:55
and echo/static are intrinsic to mic
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 24-Jun-21 03:56 PM
How many times do I have to predict the mic will appear as a legendary item
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 03:56 PM
100 times.
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Centritide🌮💜 24-Jun-21 03:57 PM
if it is, Megan ito wasn't holding it
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 03:58 PM
... think I currently want everything in An Alternate unredacted now.
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 24-Jun-21 03:58 PM
anyway the message right before the long one could be interesting, will probably tell us a lot about what caused the echo
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 24-Jun-21 03:58 PM
Speaking of Megan Ito A lot of their feed is at few hundred
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ZakaRep has an interesting therory in fan-lore on the maincord
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 04:00 PM
that has been brought up above, but good to know that there isn't only 2 servers working on that pun atm
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 24-Jun-21 04:00 PM
Oh... The bottom feed in season a election is Megan Ito
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔)
Oh... The bottom feed in season a election is Megan Ito
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 24-Jun-21 04:04 PM
Have y'all made this correlation already or na
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 04:04 PM
not that I'm aware?
16:06
... I wonder if that's Mora's current forcefield, and the one above it was Doyle's cursed necklace.
16:07
since lootcrates got pissed at the reader the season the reader gave the two items in the reading.
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 04:11 PM
yeah there is a specific effort to unredact on York
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔)
Oh... The bottom feed in season a election is Megan Ito
Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 04:56 PM
yep, it wasn't them when they changed everything yesterday, but between that it was before and after (edited)
16:56
Megan Ito was a star pitcher until ULB Team #3 traded for them (edited)
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 05:15 PM
hi have we tried upscaling the messages thatd maybe tell us what happened to the immortals and artists yet
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 24-Jun-21 05:29 PM
@Laz (they/them) i made a script to compile all feed from the currently unredacted books into a single table is that useful
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 05:29 PM
very thank you
17:29
17:29
also if everyone can, this is from An Eclipse and is almost to 1000
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 05:30 PM
as soon as im off my phone and on my pc im on it
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 05:46 PM
ooo i already upscaled this one
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Laz (they/them)
very thank you
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 24-Jun-21 05:57 PM
lemme know if you prefer a different format
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 05:58 PM
that should be good ty
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 24-Jun-21 06:04 PM
slightly more robust, the table cuts off metadata and teamTags with more than one team
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Eclipse is almost there, just 16 more upscales
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 06:44 PM
I am practically vibrating with excitement
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 06:44 PM
I feel like I'm watching someone open a birthday present
18:44
it's great
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 06:44 PM
SAME
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So I'm not the only one obsessively refreshing the page?
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 06:46 PM
9
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 06:46 PM
Oh, I have the page on an auto refresh set as low as possible, lol
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 06:47 PM
AAAAAAAAA
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7!
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I'm on my phone, so I don't have auto-refresh ☹
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6
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3!!
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Oh...
18:50
Oh, that's not good
18:52
HOLY **** LOOK AT THE ABILITIES ON PARKER MACMILLAN
18:52
That is messed up
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 24-Jun-21 06:57 PM
PARKER?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 06:58 PM
PARKER!
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Y'ALL I AM SHOOTING MY SHOT
18:59
NEXT SEASON IN THE GIFT SHOP THEY WILL OFFER PARKER REPLICAS
ballclark 6
18:59
WITH FIRE WALKER
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18:59
AND SUPER ROAMIN'
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 24-Jun-21 06:59 PM
Oh my god please no
18:59
Pvp is real
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THEY BETTER NOT!!
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 24-Jun-21 07:00 PM
I'm ballclarking all of that I hate it
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Laz (they/them)
I feel like I'm watching someone open a birthday present
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 24-Jun-21 07:01 PM
OMG SAME like I think it was yesterday I saw y'all had figured this part out? and like it's been so hard to contain myself ever since xD xD xD absolutely Did. Not. Disappoint.
same 1
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 07:01 PM
god thats only a negative gift though
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dude this is the best season ever
19:01
i love uncovering this forbidden lore
19:01
piece by piece
19:01
in the order that WE pick
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 07:01 PM
I can't believe Parker will burn all the teams alive next season
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 24-Jun-21 07:01 PM
oh yeah probably
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 07:02 PM
OH Y'ALL DIDN'T HEAR MY FIREFIGHTERS THEORY
19:02
DO U WANNA HEAR IT
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 24-Jun-21 07:02 PM
YES
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 07:02 PM
OK SO
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 07:02 PM
i cant believe parker was the phoenix force this entire time
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 07:02 PM
guess what else is 7/11 characters
19:02
Chicago Firestarters
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kilozombij
in the order that WE pick
quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 07:02 PM
it's so good right
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 24-Jun-21 07:02 PM
omg
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That's why they had to take The Force Field away from Megan Ito, they needed it to contain him... (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 07:02 PM
Oh holy sfmee6ing
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😈 🔥
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 07:02 PM
i approve this theory and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 07:02 PM
why are 15 ILB teams revealed, even the Topeka Moist Talkers
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 07:02 PM
where are you all looking at this?
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 07:02 PM
but not the Firefighters
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🌮Talow🌮
where are you all looking at this?
The Library
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 24-Jun-21 07:03 PM
isn't that their alt universe team name? that would be like if the seattle corporates became canon, except notably more likely
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 07:03 PM
I think the Firefighters' original team might have stolen from Namerifeht
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 07:03 PM
Laz, holy sfmee6ing
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 07:03 PM
@🌮Talow🌮 look at the book "An Eclipse" to find the event, and there's a link to Parker's player profile there
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 07:03 PM
Namerifeht...is a Prometheus analogue
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 07:03 PM
LAZ
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 07:03 PM
also they both have 10 letters in their names
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 07:04 PM
@Cliff, Perpetual Lurker your brain is doing what mine did when i saw laz mention this elsewhere slightly earlier ago lmao
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 07:04 PM
I think the teams Asked for Blessings from the Gods' on Gods' day
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 07:04 PM
What the heck parker!
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 07:04 PM
that's why they're called Blessings
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Check Parker's items, he has Megan's Force Field
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 07:04 PM
That's to stop firewalker.
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And to stop him
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 07:05 PM
yeah. natural superroamer.
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Unbreakable, Undroppable
19:05
Sealed away
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 07:05 PM
unbreakable, unstoppable, and actively regretting past mistakes.
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Wait, but...in An Alternate, Megan is forced to dropped The Force Field
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maybe... stolen some way?
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If it was stolen, it would have said so
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 07:07 PM
ohhhh my god oh my god oh my god okay
19:07
i wasn't ready for this
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So there must be a way around it...so Parker might be unsealed one day...
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 07:07 PM
So we know Megan had the forcefield at some point, and it ended up on parker.
19:07
and stayed there to keep parker from escaping.
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I GOT IT! Megan sacrificed herself to force the Force Field onto Parker! That's why she kept getting incinerated! She needed it to get close enough to him!!
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 24-Jun-21 07:10 PM
so is there a list of all the historical players somewhere
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 07:11 PM
and then echoed herself to end the firewalker.
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 07:13 PM
@Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) this sheet (which I think is Laz's) has every historical player we've seen pop up https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Q6usuyce3WEK3MAA_TkGIRLlr3meYoBkmewUXM0DDJ0/edit#gid=0
Ghosts and other new players S20 NOTE: Days are 0-Indexed, Add 1 Season 20 Kennedy Loser Hauntings,Unknown Inhabiting Players,Alaskan Immortals Lineup,Alaskan Immortals Rotation,Alaskan Immortals Shadows,Recordholders,Team,Mods,Season Record,Record Type,# Inhabitant,Season 20 Day,Abbie Kyser,Ell...
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🌮Talow🌮
and then echoed herself to end the firewalker.
Actually, I just checked Parker's feed, and his last entry is in Season C EL, but An Eclipse is in Season E. Someone else must have tried to stop Parker and gotten Firewalker passed on to them (edited)
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 24-Jun-21 07:14 PM
well, we don't know if firewalker is the only way to incinerate a team
19:14
...or what if it was parker II
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No, but it would explain how Megan Ito almost got incinerated three times in one game
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 07:15 PM
... Megan enters the hall of flame. Megan Trades the Force Field with Parker.
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 24-Jun-21 07:16 PM
i think that that might be the interaction between team incineration and force field-- the current theory is that their team was incinerated, so megan being on the team would incinerate them instantly, but the force field was forcing her out of the hall of flame
19:16
...we need more herrings
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 07:16 PM
we definitely need more clues from the detectives.
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Someone needs to run the numbers on An Alternate again, see if Parker Macmillan II shows up anywhere (edited)
19:20
I JUST REALIZED! The first message in An Eclipse is "The First" and the first message in A Save is "The Second", which are referring to Parker incinerating teams!
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 07:21 PM
helo sorry if this is the wrong place. is there any particularly tasty looking redacted things folks are trying to get upscaled? also idk how peanuts..... work. is the amount of herrings u can get limited by the amount of events available to upnut?
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And the first message we can currently see in An Alternate is "A Paradox". A player who incinerated everything in their wake, and a player who can't be incinerated...
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yes, right now there's only like 18 messages that give you herrings
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 07:22 PM
so that first message [in a save] is probably an unstable chain from the immortals? (edited)
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 24-Jun-21 07:22 PM
yeah, the amount of herrings are limited by the amount of events available bc you can only upnut each thing once
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focus on the things with the most upfishes, or check community billboard to see which things are particularly close.
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 07:22 PM
I honestly want the detective duo next LS for more herrings.
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮
helo sorry if this is the wrong place. is there any particularly tasty looking redacted things folks are trying to get upscaled? also idk how peanuts..... work. is the amount of herrings u can get limited by the amount of events available to upnut?
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 07:22 PM
Pretty much all the Election stuff has interest, there's specific entries in First Day 1 that are probably not plot relevant but still interesting too.
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 24-Jun-21 07:23 PM
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Is it weird that I want to duck into #lore-general-a and start weaving a love story between Parker and Megan, where Megan is doing this to try to save him? (edited)
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several of these are close!!! go by, do a strafing run on all of 'em with your herrings
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 07:23 PM
maybe i shouldnt have gotten excited and bought 50k peanuts
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Maybe I shouldn't have spent all my herrings in a rush to get rid of my item slots...
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 07:27 PM
Is there some sort of roll I can sign up for to be pinged for whenever text gets unredacted.
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🌮Talow🌮
Is there some sort of roll I can sign up for to be pinged for whenever text gets unredacted.
If there isn't, then someone needs to make one so I can sign up for it
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 07:28 PM
oh thatd be delightful. maybe toss that in suggestions talow?
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And the same goes for whenever one of the replicas finds something fishy so I can get more herring
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 07:29 PM
are they continuing to find new fishy things?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 07:29 PM
Things that grant fish? Not that I've seen
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 07:29 PM
i wish each time they fought a consumer it was a herring message
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There have definitely been some fishy things found in Season 21
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 07:30 PM
but i also feel like we will get a solid way to get them after this season
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 07:30 PM
i mean the gates open, just take one of our buckets and. catch some fish
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I actually kinda like this slow trickle requiring community participation and coordination
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 07:31 PM
Though community coordination will always be a part of it. It works like upnuts, so you still need 1k unique people to do it
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 07:31 PM
6 new herrings
19:31
forest best redacted
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 07:31 PM
Oh?
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 07:32 PM
sinking feelings
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I would prefer if they kept slowly giving us more fishy messages to get herrings instead of offering us a solid way to earn them
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 07:32 PM
19:33
oh and plasma III sense foul play
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so 7
19:34
Screw my snack slots, this is too important!
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upnut these for herrings!
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 07:36 PM
Argh, I was gonna wait til the postseason...
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if you're quick, you can nutcycle between games - that's what I've been doing
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@Laz (they/them) made any progress on picking which events to upscale on The First Day to uncover team names?
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It's Me
if you're quick, you can nutcycle between games - that's what I've been doing
That's if you have enough spare coins for that
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 07:38 PM
its only 1200
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well yeah I'm at 8 mil RN so dropping 1200 between games isn't much for me
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I only reached my first 7 digit coin count earlier today
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Still relatively new
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@Laz (they/them) made any progress on picking which events to upscale on The First Day to uncover team names?
Didn't someone post all those earlier?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 07:40 PM
Yeah, my post in the pins lists which ones to be prioritized.
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@Laz (they/them) made any progress on picking which events to upscale on The First Day to uncover team names?
Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 07:40 PM
yes one second
19:40
oh Cliff got it
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Hazel 🐸👽 (they/it) 24-Jun-21 07:40 PM
what else need upfishing?
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 07:40 PM
are we expecting any new messages to turn up? i think ive. somehow exhausted everything over 500 with fish to spare
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 07:40 PM
Y'ALL I'M VIBING I'M SO HAPPY WITH ALL OF THIS
19:40
PEOPLE BEING INVESTED IN THE LORE
19:40
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 07:40 PM
RIGHT?! It's so neat
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 07:41 PM
WE MIGHT BE ON TRACK TO LEARN A ULB TEAM NAME
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 07:41 PM
unless theres stuff outside the library? and MOOD. tgbs giving us so much delicious food
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 07:41 PM
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i'm having a lot of trouble figuring out what that message means so. i upscaled these, is this right?
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮
unless theres stuff outside the library? and MOOD. tgbs giving us so much delicious food
Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 07:41 PM
THERE IS
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮
unless theres stuff outside the library? and MOOD. tgbs giving us so much delicious food
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 07:41 PM
vaulting stuff was redacted
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 07:41 PM
@frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 check York Silk, Nagomi Mcdaniel, Valentine Games, Aldon Cashmoney, Pitching Machine, and Goodwin Morin's Feeds
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I've upscaled all of them except the last one
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 07:42 PM
the originals and the Replicas
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i upscaled... 1, 2, 6, 8, and 12? (and 3)
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@frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 check York Silk, Nagomi Mcdaniel, Valentine Games, Aldon Cashmoney, Pitching Machine, and Goodwin Morin's Feeds
frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 07:44 PM
will do, thank you!!!!
19:44
WE CAN REMOVE THE REDACTIONS AROUND THE LEGENDARY MOD
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 07:45 PM
yes, yes we can.
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Sorry if I missed that at some point
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 07:46 PM
i upscaled the redactions on York and Plasma because those seemed to be the more "in demand" ones from what i could tell
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 07:47 PM
Oh wow. U02 is rocketing up to unredaction.
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The first team redaction is at 989!
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ANTARCTIC FIREBALLS
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 07:49 PM
OHOHOHOHO
19:49
...they're dead
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 07:49 PM
NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 07:49 PM
ANTARCTIC FIREBALLS
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Hazel 🐸👽 (they/it) 24-Jun-21 07:49 PM
GET THIS MOD TO THE TACOS PRONTO
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 07:49 PM
THEY'RE INVOLVED WITH THE COLLUSION
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OH!!!!!!!!!!!
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 07:51 PM
as are....................................... the Fridays.
19:51
the Fridays and Fireballs did something in the Season A election
19:52
that could be considered "collusion"
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 07:52 PM
Something related to Parker
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 07:52 PM
Oh my god they're on Parker's feed too???
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 07:52 PM
Yeah, I think so
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Huh...aside from unrevealed lore implications, there's not much to say about them. No absurd special abilities, and no exceptional players
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 07:52 PM
we're effectively spending clues to reveal clues for ourselves.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 07:52 PM
woah.
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 07:53 PM
im sorry to interrupt the discussion i just found this hilarious (edited)
19:53
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LMAO
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 07:53 PM
I dunno, Patient would be so fmee6ing godtier on bmase
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Huh...aside from unrevealed lore implications, there's not much to say about them. No absurd special abilities, and no exceptional players
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 07:53 PM
The team names are (largely) not expected to have many serious plot implications, they're just quite interesting.
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I think that Season A Election will be the next one to get an entry revealed
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
Oh wow. U02 is rocketing up to unredaction.
Meaning (grember) 24-Jun-21 07:54 PM
U02?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 07:55 PM
U02 meaning the 2nd team in the Ultra League. All 28 of the remaining redacted entries in The First Day are expected to be teams joining the league, so they're numbered so that those of us who speculate about the stuff have easier ways to mention them (edited)
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 07:55 PM
oh boy there's a lot of stuff that's close
19:55
C EL in A Save is at 993
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 07:55 PM
wait, is u2 not the fireballs?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 07:56 PM
They are the fireballs
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A Save has one at 993!
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 07:56 PM
oooh okay
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 07:56 PM
That message was from before it got unredacted
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 07:56 PM
The one in "A Save" is probably identical to the one in "An Eclipse" just for the Artists instead of Immortals, if I had to guess
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 07:56 PM
so next to hit is probably the one from A Save, then the one underneath "A Collusion"
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 07:57 PM
Yeah, that would be my priority
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i'm really curious about the Season A Election ones with collusion
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 07:57 PM
it will, sadly, be a while on vaulting redactions
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and rock-and-hard-place
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
The one in "A Save" is probably identical to the one in "An Eclipse" just for the Artists instead of Immortals, if I had to guess
Unless we're right about Firewalker chaining to someone else
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 07:57 PM
Most of Season A Election and most of A Save are pretty well interesting to me
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 07:57 PM
nah that's what i mean. it's gotta be from firewalker right? because that same redacted feed message is on Parker's page
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Meaning (grember) 24-Jun-21 07:57 PM
I can’t believe Parker macmillan fmee6inging died
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 07:58 PM
Yeah, it was just unredacted
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 07:58 PM
i mean, i can
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these are all quite close
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 07:58 PM
there's been four other ones
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Nope, still Parker
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 07:58 PM
he's not dead though is he? just, ah, preserved
19:58
(pls dont let him out of the vault 😱 )
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Meaning (grember) 24-Jun-21 07:58 PM
I can too hahah just wanted to say that
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C EL was exactly what was expected
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 07:59 PM
figures...
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Hmm...but Parker doesn't have anything after that. So when did he get The Force Field?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 07:59 PM
Probably in a book that hasn't been revealed yet
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 08:00 PM
my honest bet is part of the shenanigans in E with Megan.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 08:00 PM
Parker MacMillan has no feed events on their page from Season E
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 08:01 PM
but The Force Field has to be given some point after E13
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 08:01 PM
Perhaps the Force Field was Preserved?
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 08:01 PM
Perhaps.
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Hold up...how did I not realize until now that at the end of An Alternate, the Instability chained to the Millenials? Did they somehow save themselves from incineration?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 08:02 PM
I suppose there just... wasn't an eclipse
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But the Millennials aren't Unstable now, right?
20:03
So they must have gotten rid of it somehow
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the Instability was Weekly!
20:03
i.e. it ends at the end of every blaseball week, 9 days
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:03 PM
weekly mods expire after every day divisible by 9
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Ah, sorry
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:03 PM
all good
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As I said, still relatively new
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 08:04 PM
no worries!
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yeah weekly is OLD for unstable (edited)
20:05
and also it was not at all obvious that that unstable was weekly
20:05
you have to hover over it
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Nuuuu, siesta ☹
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 24-Jun-21 08:07 PM
apparently one of the antarctica guys is not dead(??) and has a redacted message in their feed(??) so that might be a desirable future objective
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:07 PM
quote from custodian ally
The site is in pain
(edited)
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LMAO
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Meaning (grember) 24-Jun-21 08:07 PM
just lost 4 herring to website desync tacopensive
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 08:09 PM
I do have a question about that though; what exactly chained the instability to them...? Did Megan Ito cause a team to be Incinerated by echoing like that? Or did... WAIT. I THINK I HAVE A THEORY. Megan's team was incinerated. It follows that her team went to the Hall of Flame. This means Megan got incinerated. It follows that she went to the Hall of Flame. But wait! She has the Force Field! So she goes back to her team. But wait! Her team is in the Hall of Flame. So she goes back to the Hall of Flame... This creates an endless loop that causes her to Echo into Static and drop the Force Field. Some other stuff happens to finish resolving this situation, maybe Preserving the Force Field... and then the instability from Megan's team finally gets a chance to chain, and the paradox finally resolves (edited)
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Man, I haven't been this excited since my old ARG days when I had to "hack" into a UNIX server
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 08:10 PM
I still haven't even eaten today, things have literally been happening since I woke up
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 08:10 PM
omg go eat cliff
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 08:10 PM
tacolol
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:11 PM
SIEATSTA
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 24-Jun-21 08:11 PM
yeah seriously Cliff, go eat!
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:12 PM
but like really, go get some tacos or something
20:12
stop reading in the library geez
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what are you, some kinda nerd? nerd pacheco? gonna get shelled for 6 years huh? maybe you'd eat then
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 08:13 PM
I couldn't eat then, there's no way to get the food in!
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eat the giant peanut from the inside out
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Or eat the birds that peck you out
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Meaning (grember) 24-Jun-21 08:17 PM
there was a book series I read (totally bonkable if we werent on siesta) in which the main character ate a magic fairy chrysalis that placed them inside a protective coccoon--the inside was stringy and lightly sweet that's what I imagine peanuts are like, it makes the pain of this game slightly more bearable
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:18 PM
also i think this is my first original un-begged for starboard in a while, so thank you guys
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glad to know i can still be funny
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 08:28 PM
So, Parker probably got profit and non-profit at the exact same time.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 08:29 PM
So, the other A Collusion one is almost certainly Hexed with Firewalker, which is interesting
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Looks like An Eclipse is getting close to another unredaction
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 24-Jun-21 08:30 PM
WHY WOULD,
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 08:30 PM
I suspect more the two mirrored mods then firewalker.
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here's my guesses
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 08:31 PM
The other Hex in Collusion is also 10 characters (edited)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 08:31 PM
I don't know if the force field steal lines up with the timeline
20:31
Parker has it now but Megan Ito had it in Season E
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 08:31 PM
Forefield cannot be there, Megan Ito has it in season E. not with there being more thefts. (edited)
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rock and a hard place definitely reads to me as being something that causes an infinite feedback loop or problem somehow. or just a catch 22 of sorts
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 08:32 PM
my guess is that he's cursed with firewalker and immediately revoked
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:32 PM
also how would he roam if he had the force field already
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 08:32 PM
this isn't based in anything i havent' checked the word counts
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Or he got Firewalker and Super Roamin' at the same time
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 08:32 PM
yeah something like that
20:32
ohhhh this is so messed up
20:33
the first election EVER and they already manage to screw something up catastrophically
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my NEW guesses
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 08:33 PM
whats the word for a person everyone heaps hate on so much like this
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
the first election EVER and they already manage to screw something up catastrophically
Sounds about right, actually
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Centritide🌮💜 24-Jun-21 08:33 PM
scapegoat?
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my NEW guesses
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 08:33 PM
OHOHOHOH also the second team in A Collusion is the Antarctic Fireballs!!! because that [A] EL message is on their feed!!! (edited)
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ooOO
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 08:34 PM
i was thinking along the lines of 'martyr', but not exactly. scapegoats more. someone you put unfounded blame on
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 08:34 PM
i wouldn't star that but if you insist
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Actually, I think this almost might be reminiscent of the origin of the term "scapegoat"
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 08:36 PM
20:36
new team just got revealed
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:36 PM
uh have we pointed out that parker was an immortal here yet?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 08:36 PM
OH? WAIT WHAT
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 08:36 PM
So parker was on the immortals
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WHAT???? H
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In old Jewish and Christian customs, when they sacrificed an animal, it was part of a cleansing ceremony where they passed their sins on to the animal and killed it in their place. That was a "scapegoat"
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DOWNWARD
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 08:37 PM
OK so the Downward Dogs... ARE NOT DEAD
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THEY ARE NOT DEAD
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
OK so the Downward Dogs... ARE NOT DEAD
WHAT
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 08:37 PM
WHAT
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:37 PM
THEY LIVE!!!
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 24-Jun-21 08:37 PM
WHAT
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 08:37 PM
THEY HAVE TEAM-WIDE WALK IN THE PARK
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 24-Jun-21 08:37 PM
WHERE ARE THEY
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THEY HAVE APPARENTLY WON AN UNDERCHAMPIONSHIP
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 08:37 PM
Ellie Berman is Superallergic
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AND AN OVERCHAMPIONSHIP
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 08:37 PM
THEY HAVE AN UNDER/OVERCHAMP????
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They have a feed message from Season C Day 8
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 24-Jun-21 08:38 PM
FOXY OTTEN????
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 08:38 PM
Oh, wait, duh
20:38
Ignore me on that one they came into existence on day 8
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FOXY OTTEN
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
Ignore me on that one they came into existence on day 8
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:38 PM
but from where
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 08:39 PM
...iunno
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:39 PM
i think its still a good thing to try and unredact (edited)
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 08:39 PM
I CAME HERE TO SHOUT FOXY OTTEN
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Whoops, there goes the site again...
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:41 PM
feel like thats gonna be a trend tonight (edited)
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
but from where
I presume from the same place Tokyo Lift came from after the Crabs ascended
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 24-Jun-21 08:41 PM
wait hold on. so underchamps existed before and the reader reinstated them
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I presume from the same place Tokyo Lift came from after the Crabs ascended
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:41 PM
maybe, who knows, only one way to find out
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 08:42 PM
everything is HAPPENING
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡
wait hold on. so underchamps existed before and the reader reinstated them
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 08:43 PM
Either that.... or they got one last season, wherever they are (edited)
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and it doesn't even seem out of the question! them having a superallergic player suggests to me that they lived through the discipline era also. just, out of our sight maybe
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:44 PM
well, the nut came from bb2
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Looks like the rest are fairly far away from being revealed. The closest I can see is A Save at 918
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:44 PM
and they only have ONE thing in their feed total
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 24-Jun-21 08:45 PM
wait the shelled one is from blaseball2?
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 24-Jun-21 08:45 PM
it came up in an Inside a Blaseball stream once
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:45 PM
also he mentioned stuff when the crabs went up i believe?
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 08:46 PM
inb4 we find a link to THE SHELLED ONE's player page.
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 24-Jun-21 08:46 PM
...what if the PODS were a bb2 team at one point
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 08:46 PM
do the gods even have pages in the code to find
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:46 PM
DOGS HAVE MORE FEED
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 08:46 PM
heck if I know, that's level 3 fk to be able to confirm/deny I think?
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AA G
same 6
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:47 PM
Joined ILB after the steaks
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so that puts the team after them to be from dr_____-ish to hac_____ space wise
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what are the counts on that message? cliff? laz?
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Centritide🌮💜 24-Jun-21 08:50 PM
the dr acov-ish and the hackersin space
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Meaning (grember) 24-Jun-21 08:50 PM
Wait so the entirety of blaseball era 1 is just Parker Macmillan’s zany world tour lmao
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 08:50 PM
OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE LAST NAMES OF THE DOGS
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Meaning (grember)
Wait so the entirety of blaseball era 1 is just Parker Macmillan’s zany world tour lmao
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:51 PM
oh my god, parker is pyro from tf2, everything looks nice and pretty to him but to everyone else? fire
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
oh my god, parker is pyro from tf2, everything looks nice and pretty to him but to everyone else? fire
Meaning (grember) 24-Jun-21 08:52 PM
I mean it’s not his fault he’s just like sorry guys gotta dash and he doesn’t look back and then they all burst into flames lmao What’s so special about the last names @quincognito 💚
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 08:52 PM
Clark, Murphy, Bell, Davis
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all members of TGB
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these are their dogs
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🍂🌞dov🍁⚪ 24-Jun-21 08:52 PM
parker iii didn't die he just ascended
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 08:52 PM
LOL
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 08:52 PM
OH MY GOD IT'S THEIR DOGS.
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 08:52 PM
wait and so is melcon
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FIVE of the dogs have last names of TGB members
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they have WALK IN THE PARK
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WALKIES REAL
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 08:53 PM
i'm losing my entire mind
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Centritide🌮💜 24-Jun-21 08:53 PM
that's gotta be a statistically significant amount right
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:53 PM
god this team sucks, i hate it here /j (edited)
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and that is both in reference to the dogs and the tacos
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lemme know when we hear the first Air Bud joke
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
DOGS HAVE MORE FEED
🍂🌞dov🍁⚪ 24-Jun-21 08:54 PM
DOGGY NEEDS SNACK. GRAB A HERRING AND FIX THE DOGGY
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
OH MY GOD IT'S THEIR DOGS.
That's why the team isn't dead, because their dogs are still alive!!
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 08:55 PM
of course! at least one team gets a happy ending
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💜Shorty💚(he/they) 24-Jun-21 08:56 PM
What's the next that needs to be herring'd
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I think the next closest is a message in A Save with 939
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no actually I have another question, where in the heck is DOWNWARD
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None of the mare especially close right now
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It's Me
no actually I have another question, where in the heck is DOWNWARD
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:57 PM
well you start heading down, then you're there
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It's Me
no actually I have another question, where in the heck is DOWNWARD
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 08:57 PM
Either Australia or Canada, lol
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
Either Australia or Canada, lol
Meaning (grember) 24-Jun-21 08:57 PM
Nah dude it’s down
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It's Me
no actually I have another question, where in the heck is DOWNWARD
You might as well ask where the Core is (spoiler: it's a place called The Pillars)
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
well you start heading down, then you're there
well yeah I follow that much, just Blaseball makes it very hard to discern which direction down IS
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 08:58 PM
yes
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 08:58 PM
going by the current depths chart, down is towards blaseball 2.
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Actually, maybe it's near where the Core Mechanics are from
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 08:59 PM
oh, the core mechanics are absolutely from down. where down is relative to here? I couldn't say.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:01 PM
hey remember on the IaB stream when someone asked "Why are the Worms/Georgias/Mechanics all 'down' themed when they came from the same place as the Crabs, and we know the Crabs went up" and their response was: Hmm. Before moving on to the next question
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 09:02 PM
LOL. WE ASCENDED DOWN. INCREDIBLE (edited)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:03 PM
that isn't quite what i was getting at
21:03
remember the theory that the league was flipped upside down at the start of the expansion era during the breach?
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the theory that's probably not that much of a theory anymore now that we got the depth chart practically confirming it
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That doesn't explain the Tokyo Lift, though
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 09:04 PM
the lift came up from blaseball 0.
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💜Shorty💚(he/they) 24-Jun-21 09:04 PM
I think Tokyo is just vibing till their tragic back story is revealed
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 09:04 PM
i think the flip happened after the crab went up
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 09:05 PM
I think more specifically, the flip happened when the crabs came back down.
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 09:05 PM
so lift came up from 0 after they left
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
i think the flip happened after the crab went up
Yeah, but we're assuming Downward Dogs came from the same place
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.@ feather 💙 24-Jun-21 09:05 PM
it's the umpdogs
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we found them
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:05 PM
OH MY GOD
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.@ feather 💙 24-Jun-21 09:05 PM
finally we can answer the question
21:05
"what's umpdog"
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:05 PM
GAHHHHHHH
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NOOOO
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AHHHH
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 24-Jun-21 09:06 PM
OKAY SO IF THEYRE TGB'S DOGS WHO IN TGB HAS THE LAST NAME OTTEN
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🌮Talow🌮 24-Jun-21 09:06 PM
I'VE BEEN INCINERATED
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 24-Jun-21 09:06 PM
OH MY fmee6ing
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:06 PM
my guess is that most are TGB dogs and then the rest are randomly generated to fit a 14 player standard team
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 24-Jun-21 09:06 PM
oh that probably makes sense yeah
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 24-Jun-21 09:06 PM
we are going to become the joker with all these flipping puns holy hell
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flipping umpdog gah
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Heads up, A Save is getting pretty close, less than 20 away
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It
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Never
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Ends
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💜Shorty💚(he/they) 24-Jun-21 09:09 PM
sorry if this has been confirmed in one direction or another. But the crabs ascended, and the expansion teams came from under. So by flipping the Crabs would have descended(stoped ascending) back down to the material and the under teams would have risen up (stoped sinking) into the material. So while the Crabs arrived at the same time as Core, Worms, Georgians; they could of arrived from two entirely different planes (edited)
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 24-Jun-21 09:09 PM
OH the dogs motto just changed
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it now says Ooooooh big stretch
21:09
thats cute
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:10 PM
wait oml that just made me realize that "downward dogs" is in and of itself a yoga pun
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:11 PM
5!
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WHAT A TWIST!
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:12 PM
agan espinozaaaaaaaa
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 09:13 PM
I think we'd worked this one out, but yeah, glad to see it!
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So the Artists DIDN'T get incinerated there!
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 09:13 PM
"The Artists" did, the individual Artists did not
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:13 PM
well... the team did... as did agan
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 09:13 PM
that's why Agan Espinoza is the only Artist in the hall
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 09:13 PM
OH
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all the other messages are, probably, the Artists escaping
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 09:13 PM
b. big. stretch 😭
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 09:14 PM
and it dispersed the people throughout the league like the pods
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It specifically says "This player will protect their teammates from being incinerated."
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:14 PM
and I imagine they all escape to... whoever replaced the Artists
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It specifically says "This player will protect their teammates from being incinerated."
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:14 PM
Yep 😔 we learned the tragedy of Fire Protector back when Raul Leal was incinerated a few seasons back
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 09:14 PM
Many of the messages following seem to be the rest of the players joining the Topeka Moist Talkers, yeah.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:14 PM
It's even more tragic now that we found out that a whole team was hit in this way
21:14
what
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So Agan was incinerated, but the team would have survived
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 09:15 PM
the team was incinerated, but the other players survived
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 24-Jun-21 09:15 PM
Can I get a link to the dogs page the site is having #problems loading for me
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quincognito 💚
the team was incinerated, but the other players survived
OH
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 09:15 PM
The specificity there is important, lol.
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 24-Jun-21 09:15 PM
hence why it's "A Save" in the library
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:15 PM
...wait, oh, oh no, you're right the moist talkers DO have a whole bunch of feed entries on season D day 3
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That's even more terrifying, that incineration can destroy a societal construct
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 09:15 PM
yeah we were theorizing about this because of those feed entries
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx
Can I get a link to the dogs page the site is having #problems loading for me
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 09:16 PM
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quincognito 💚
yeah we were theorizing about this because of those feed entries
I must have missed that, sorry
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 09:17 PM
oh that was a) to jello and b) absolutely not something anyone should feel bad about having missed lmao
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there's so much
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 09:17 PM
There's so much, and this is a channel that folks would typically opt out of, too
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Anyway, I'm going to bed. I've already upshelled everything that's revealed so far, so it'll be easy to see what I missed in the morning
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 24-Jun-21 09:18 PM
All the pregame rituals for the dogs are so cute;;
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Except vomiting
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 09:19 PM
lol yes
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not cute, but v. realistic
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Oh yeah, those are definitely based on real dogs
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 24-Jun-21 09:22 PM
The superallergic, fire eater, and homebody mods have a very different connotation there lmao
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 24-Jun-21 09:22 PM
so i'm trying to identify library feeds from other feeds we can see. there's a bunch of megan ito left for sure
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:25 PM
uno mas for the collusion
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oh baby
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wh--
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whoops
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 09:26 PM
HEXED WITH FIREWALKER
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 24-Jun-21 09:26 PM
yike
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 09:26 PM
wait, do the hexes seem oddly... personalized? like to the teams that did them (edited)
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 09:26 PM
woopsies
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:26 PM
"A Collusion."....
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hmm
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 24-Jun-21 09:27 PM
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:27 PM
maybe Parker was the best player on the Immortals (clicking the ⛓️ brings the Immortals up, which suggests that Parker was an Immortal at the time) and the Fridays+Fireballs decided they really wanted to fmee6ing the Immortals up?
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 09:28 PM
yeah this feels uh... uncomfortably familiar in terms of real blaseball events lol
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 09:28 PM
That would make sense, they did win the first Internet Series.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:28 PM
they did???
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 09:29 PM
Looks that way, yeah
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
maybe Parker was the best player on the Immortals (clicking the ⛓️ brings the Immortals up, which suggests that Parker was an Immortal at the time) and the Fridays+Fireballs decided they really wanted to fmee6ing the Immortals up?
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 09:29 PM
also the hexes are listed in immortals feed
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:29 PM
makes sense!
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 24-Jun-21 09:29 PM
this one should be no mystery
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...Force Field? it doesn't line up
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
Looks that way, yeah
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:30 PM
is that from character counts? the immortals don't have any redacted events in their feed beyond Season A Day 162 which seems to suggest to me that they didn't even make the postseason let alone win it (edited)
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5th in the wild league is not even making it in, yeah
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 09:32 PM
well we know they either won season a or season b
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:33 PM
how
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5th in the wild league is not even making it in, yeah
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 09:33 PM
they finished 3rd in bad
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
how
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 09:33 PM
they have a champ, and got incinerated season c
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3rd in bad is making it. bet they won B they have a champ
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:33 PM
...Oh
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OH i'm stupid i didn't even see that
21:34
no wonder there was nothing in their feed it's probably just straight up not in the book
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yeah okay that makes sense nvm. they didn't make it in season B and they were incinerated season C so the champ had to come from season A
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i get it now
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 09:35 PM
yeah post season stuff doesnt seem to be in team feed? 162 they finished 3rd in bad, and there is 1 more redacted message also from day 162 (edited)
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so it probably isnt them getting knocked out
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 09:37 PM
Mine was from character counts yes. It's odd that the win event doesn't appear in their feeds though, they're seemingly connected with a lot of Postseason A events
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 09:37 PM
something something beta
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 24-Jun-21 09:37 PM
so which teams can we see currently dogs, immortals, artists?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:37 PM
and fireballs!
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 24-Jun-21 09:38 PM
wherest
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oh is ee
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 09:39 PM
Wow, Election A might get finished real soon
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 09:41 PM
80s blaseball send tweet
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SubtractionSoup 24-Jun-21 09:41 PM
ARPANET League Blaseball
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 24-Jun-21 09:44 PM
hey i don't know what evidence we have for the 80s blaseball thing, but someone mentioned IRL alaska events in #blaseball-general
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and uh
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Mount St. Helens (known as Lawetlat'la to the Indigenous Cowlitz people, and Loowit or Louwala-Clough to the Klickitat) is an active stratovolcano located in Skamania County, Washington in the Pacific Northwest region of the United States. It lies 52 miles (83 km) northeast of Portland, Oregon and 98 miles (158 km) south of Seattle. Mount St. H...
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a volcanic eruption is basically an incineration, right?
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wait no
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that's not actually alaska
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we misremembered, ignore us lol
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:47 PM
gosh you know what uncovering all this reminds me of
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it reminds me of when i played Return of the Obra Dinn for the first time
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obra dinn is SO GOOD
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i am getting seriously similar vibes
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especially uncovering that hidden chapter in the middle where all the crucial events happen
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:47 PM
YEAH
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 09:49 PM
oh my god you're right this IS like obra dinn
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though thankfully there isn't a mechanic to shame us if we don't solve each possible mystery as soon as the minimum necessary clues for it are revealed 😅
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 24-Jun-21 09:49 PM
That you know of
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 24-Jun-21 09:51 PM
well the text immediately downward dogs replaced immortals is also about the dogs in the 2nd first day they joined right after steaks
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misch13vous 🍬 24-Jun-21 09:52 PM
dogs aren't incinerated right
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 24-Jun-21 09:52 PM
nope
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:52 PM
IDK if this has been mentioned btw but the order of Parker's mods suggests that Parker had Profit before the Season A Election
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misch13vous 🍬 24-Jun-21 09:52 PM
theyre... somewhere
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 24-Jun-21 09:52 PM
they're alive!
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:53 PM
either that, or Parker got Profit during the Season A Election before the hexes but it was not listed as it wasn't an "important historical event" (edited)
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 09:53 PM
also uh we are a ulb team, not sure if we had proved that yet
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:54 PM
sick so we existed from day 1 huh i uh. wonder why our feed entry is redacted though? especially if it's unredacted in AA...
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 09:54 PM
could be a different name
21:54
could be the san diego burritos
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 24-Jun-21 09:55 PM
looks like fireballs made semifinals?
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 09:55 PM
actually wait im dumb, we knew we were a ulb team cuz of jackson
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:55 PM
oh yeah duh
21:55
so much new stuff popped up that i forgot the old stuff
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 09:56 PM
SAME
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
sick so we existed from day 1 huh i uh. wonder why our feed entry is redacted though? especially if it's unredacted in AA...
vetterlinj (he/him) 24-Jun-21 09:57 PM
... are we not originally from LA?
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 09:57 PM
no we are
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 09:57 PM
we are we are, at least im 99% sure, we have Jackson Rodriguez to back that up
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 24-Jun-21 09:57 PM
or at least we are by the time stats are revealed
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 24-Jun-21 09:58 PM
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vetterlinj (he/him) 24-Jun-21 09:58 PM
Okay, character counts just looked weird
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 24-Jun-21 10:01 PM
what you doin on your last bat huh?
22:03
bye bye last in "a save"
22:10
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 24-Jun-21 10:10 PM
ho boy
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 11:25 PM
23:25
I'M SO MAD LMAO
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 11:25 PM
what
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 11:25 PM
IT'S A DIFFERENT BALTIMORE CRABS ENTIRELY BUT STILL CALLED THE BALTIMORE CRABS FOR MAXIMUM CONFUSION I GUESS
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 24-Jun-21 11:26 PM
love that
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georgia 🌱 24-Jun-21 11:26 PM
Is there a list of priority things to upfish? I have a few new ones to spend
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 11:26 PM
ULB Teams I guess
23:27
I'm sorry but the Baltimore Crabs broke me and I need to sleep lmao
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georgia 🌱 24-Jun-21 11:27 PM
That’s very fair
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 11:27 PM
but uh
23:27
try to avoid ULB Team 3 and 4
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23:27
that's "Baltimore Crabs" and Boston Flowers
23:27
this feels like a prank at Wikiteam specifically lmao
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 11:28 PM
It's also probably a Cleveland Browns joke. It's a good Cleveland Browns joke.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
It's also probably a Cleveland Browns joke. It's a good Cleveland Browns joke.
.@ feather 💙 24-Jun-21 11:28 PM
oh THAT'S why the new crabs are in hell
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ineveryending 24-Jun-21 11:32 PM
i haven't gotten any herrings yet but will probably wait to upscale things until after the season ends and i cast votes. i assume this will max out, for the season, everything that can be upnutted from the detectives and such. it's so new idk if there's real strategy/guides around it haha. there's one after megan ito's first entrance to the hall of flame that's at 952 herrings!
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we have learned. so much. but it looks like there is nothing super urgent to learn right now we now know how teams got incinerated-- we did not know before!! it's very valuable info so we can avoid it in the future
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ineveryending 24-Jun-21 11:35 PM
also to actually have some fk questions, sorry, i was just wondering. the crabs are probably somewhere in the redacteds of the first day second edition right? i don't know which one it is, but would that make sense?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 11:36 PM
Lol, it's all good, this channel has been a bit of a circus today
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ineveryending 24-Jun-21 11:37 PM
i don't know how to do the character count thing haha! is it one of the pinned docs?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 11:38 PM
Kinda? I update it manually, and SIBR has some stuff over there that vastly outstrips it now, so I've not touched it in a while, but the Github link at the bottom is where I get all my counts from. I haven't touched it at all today though
23:39
And the Crabs are not in Prehistory 2. It starts at the Flowers, and is alphabetical
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ineveryending 24-Jun-21 11:42 PM
oooh ok. thank you for answering all of my questions! i'm definitely more of a lurker but i've been wanting to know backstory stuff for some time lol. so this is really exciting to read up on and figure out how to help!
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 11:43 PM
Yeah, of course! I love talking about all this
23:44
(Hence why I still haven't even eaten (and am likely about to get bonked by Gary and/or Hadlem))
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 11:44 PM
FIESTA GO TO EAT CLIFF
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 24-Jun-21 11:44 PM
CLIFF
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tricks (they/them) 💜 24-Jun-21 11:44 PM
omg go eat
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theory
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 11:44 PM
I BLAME TGB
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 11:45 PM
Gary can one of the ICB crew go on a fun rant on next episode about this
23:45
bc I wanna hear it
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 24-Jun-21 11:45 PM
about cliff not eating? 😂
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 11:45 PM
well that
23:45
and also THIS VERY LONG THURSDAY
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 24-Jun-21 11:45 PM
lol no no we'll def talk all the lore shenanigans
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gaybritishcow 24-Jun-21 11:45 PM
special ICB episode on the thursday that did not end
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 24-Jun-21 11:45 PM
there's no way we wont talk about it
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 11:45 PM
IT'S STILL GOING
23:45
ALSO THE MILLENNIALS ARE IN SHAMBLES
23:45
AAAAA
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tricks (they/them) 💜 24-Jun-21 11:45 PM
things aren't happening fast enough anymore to keep a constant eye out anyway, go eat cliff
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 24-Jun-21 11:45 PM
feather and i joked that this next episode is gonna be 4 hours long tacohen
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gaybritishcow 24-Jun-21 11:46 PM
the clock says it's 7.45am on friday but when i check nope it's still thursday
dead 2
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 11:46 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
23:46
no we didn't get reverbed this season, our fax machine and voicemail decided to SHAKE THINGS UP A BIT
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gaybritishcow 24-Jun-21 11:46 PM
ah the core mechanics experience i see
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 11:46 PM
and our pitchers can't stop stealing
23:46
aaaaaaaaaa
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Laz (they/them)
IT'S STILL GOING
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 11:47 PM
I can't believe Thursday has been happening all day
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 11:47 PM
can you believe
23:47
that exactly 14 hours ago
lilmijo 5
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latesiesta happened
lilmijo 5
23:47
I CAN'T
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 24-Jun-21 11:47 PM
dead
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 11:47 PM
also wiki is on fire
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 11:47 PM
have you eaten yet cliff bonk
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Laz (they/them)
also wiki is on fire
gaybritishcow 24-Jun-21 11:48 PM
oh god i can imagine
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 24-Jun-21 11:48 PM
he has not
23:48
disappoint
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 11:48 PM
bc turns out when TGB decided to make Baltimore Crabs but again automation code gets bonked up
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gaybritishcow 24-Jun-21 11:48 PM
wiki page: the baltimore crabs (no not that one)
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Laz (they/them)
also wiki is on fire
Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 24-Jun-21 11:48 PM
steven was chattign with us in the icb server earlier and we legit had to be like "literally log off before you Return" (edited)
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 11:49 PM
YOUNG MAN. CLIFFOLAS YOU GO GET YOURSELF A GRANOLA BAR THIS MINUTE /LH
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 11:49 PM
i got fmee6inging bamboozled by those TGB so and sos
23:49
9/5? sure Baltimore Crabs
23:49
but wait I said
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 24-Jun-21 11:49 PM
wait you havent eaten ALL day??? bonk go eat right now
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 11:49 PM
they're not in the Baltimore Crabs Feed
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Laz (they/them)
also wiki is on fire
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 24-Jun-21 11:49 PM
I am so tempted to hop over to the wiki server's channels, lol.
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 11:49 PM
surely it's not them
23:50
TURNS OUT I DIDN'T CONSIDER FRANCHISES
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮
YOUNG MAN. CLIFFOLAS YOU GO GET YOURSELF A GRANOLA BAR THIS MINUTE /LH
Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 24-Jun-21 11:50 PM
literally losing it at "Cliffolas"
same 2
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 11:50 PM
chain crabs??
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 11:50 PM
(it's not that bad but Nesbitt was...surprised to say the least)
23:50
it is not a 2:50 AM problem to solve
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 24-Jun-21 11:50 PM
this is almost as good as Henevieve
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tricks (they/them) 💜 24-Jun-21 11:50 PM
upnut 6
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 24-Jun-21 11:52 PM
need a 2nd crab in the 2nd one
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tricks (they/them) 💜 24-Jun-21 11:55 PM
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quincognito 💚 24-Jun-21 11:57 PM
@Laz (they/them) yes i'm sorry i'm laughing @ u but i am laughing @ u a little after reading all those convos about what 9-5 could possibly be tacolol
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jun-21 11:57 PM
I'M LAUGHCRYING AT ME TOO QUINCOGNITO
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💜Shorty💚(he/they) 24-Jun-21 11:59 PM
Just going over this context as a whole: I think the implication with the decrees is that the Fridays and the Fireballs teamed up to curse (co-op and pvp) Parker. "A Collusion" Then the last two messages help establish a timeline. Parker was infused, so he had yet to roam off the Immortals. Ito was stolen, so they didn't have the force field yet.
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quincognito 💚 25-Jun-21 12:00 AM
tghat makes sense yeah
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Zach but 🎃💚💜 25-Jun-21 01:08 AM
Well that’s one section complete
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 01:09 AM
Yeah, I'm super curious how much of the library we can get unredacted by the end of the week
same 2
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Zach but 🎃💚💜 25-Jun-21 01:14 AM
Last time I heard, the number of possible fish we could get was 15 right now. Since each one takes 1000 fish and you can only upvote once, the max possible right now is 15 per 1000 accounts. Don’t know how many accounts there are so that’s as much as I can estimate
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 01:16 AM
There's apparently 22 possible fish now, but yeah, either way the point remains.
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Zach but 🎃💚💜 25-Jun-21 01:19 AM
In the discord there’s 6600 regular users, I don’t know how many are active players and not dupe accounts.
01:19
I just calculated and the max possible if everyone in the discord up voted is 145 entries
01:25
So basically we should encourage people to upvote things if they haven’t already
01:31
I understand why TGB decided to crack down on alternate accounts
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for the time being I've found the easiest way to grab fish events is to go to the Global Feed and set it to Special, Top
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 25-Jun-21 03:32 AM
How many spaces are on that potential weather? I remember something Stephen said about "wanting blood moons" cuz those are just eclipses at night (edited)
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🇪 2
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DeeJay 💚 ♅ 25-Jun-21 04:27 AM
heyya! I have 6 fish remaining, I spent 1 on C8. Where to do the others?
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🌮Blenjamin Rees🌮 25-Jun-21 05:08 AM
I just found the ones with the most upscales already and tacked mine on.
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DeeJay 💚 ♅ 25-Jun-21 05:15 AM
yeah that makes sense! thanks
05:47
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georgia 🌱 25-Jun-21 05:54 AM
Oooh this is good
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 25-Jun-21 06:01 AM
Y'all haven't pointed out the best part about crabs happening twice
06:01
It's carcinization (edited)
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jun-21 07:07 AM
NEW MEGAN ITO
07:07
07:07
so an alternate would have been called to replace mora if he still had the force bat
07:10
whats the next thing closest to unredaction
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Laz (they/them) 25-Jun-21 07:14 AM
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 25-Jun-21 07:19 AM
So Megan couldn't move But was also self staticed So a new Megan was called
07:20
Wait no
07:20
Do the library read up or down?
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jun-21 07:20 AM
down
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 25-Jun-21 07:20 AM
Yeah okay
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jun-21 07:20 AM
new megan was called to put in the vault due to force
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 25-Jun-21 07:21 AM
But this isn't talking about vaulting?
07:21
I wanna see what's right before "a paradox"
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jun-21 07:22 AM
well megan ito has ego 4 and NMI has legendary
07:22
it might not have happened at the same time
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 25-Jun-21 07:22 AM
Yes But that might happen later and not here
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jun-21 07:23 AM
but it probably would have happened to james
07:23
had he not dropped the force field (edited)
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 25-Jun-21 07:24 AM
I wonder Is the self static and rebirth what would have happened if there was an odd number of be echo in the league
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jun-21 07:25 AM
well, there is an odd number now
07:25
but 2 of them are in the shadows
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 25-Jun-21 07:25 AM
frankly, as awful as this sounds
07:25
we wish they didn't get put in the shadows
07:25
them echoing out is probably Plot
07:26
and it leads to fun headcanon from us: the coin tried to kill Wyatt, but just turned him plural instead
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jun-21 07:26 AM
it is 100% plot, but people got attached to 13 characters literally created to die (edited)
07:26
like im not saying i didnt
07:26
but
07:27
well, "die"
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔)
I wonder Is the self static and rebirth what would have happened if there was an odd number of be echo in the league
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 25-Jun-21 07:27 AM
The alternative is the alternate was called just to fix the paradox
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 25-Jun-21 07:27 AM
that's the thing! i don't think the statics are dead!
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jun-21 07:27 AM
because there is something going on with static
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 25-Jun-21 07:27 AM
they're very specifically not marked as deceased
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jun-21 07:27 AM
and i think they showed us megan to try and get that across on the site
07:28
like "its not just the wyatts, theres something else going on here"
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I mean, remind me... did any of the Wyatts ever get Alternated?
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jun-21 07:31 AM
nope
07:31
but if either us or steaks get shadow alt
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 25-Jun-21 07:31 AM
I can't wait for new Megan Ito Ii
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Laz (they/them) 25-Jun-21 07:56 AM
Newyatt (edited)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 07:58 AM
I just realized that An Alternate happening on E-13 means that either Parker was already Super Roamin' at that point or another source of Instability showed up
07:59
Probably the former since everything is so tied together
07:59
bc E-13 not being the first week of the season means Parker had to have super roamed
08:00
(assuming that the idea that Megan's team was incinerated is true
08:00
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Laz (they/them) 25-Jun-21 08:42 AM
I do think Parker didn't start out Super Roamin'
08:43
But maybe got it with a Hex later or something
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 08:46 AM
Yeah he definitely wasn't Roamin' until at least Season B
08:47
I reckon he probably got revoked 3 seasons in a row because Non-Profit was just that devastating for whichever team had them
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did y'all see phoenix trunks? is that new?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 08:47 AM
They are, yeah. They aren't dead!
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WILD
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 08:48 AM
This does mean that the second to last message in An Eclipse is probably "The Instability chains to the Phoenix Trunks!"
08:48
Which makes me curious about the last message
08:49
Probably "The Phoenix Trunks regain Stability" because that was at the end of the Ruby Tuesday entry
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i thought that at first, but it happens on Day 8 as well
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 08:49 AM
Ooh right right
08:50
Yeah okay its not that then
08:50
Its really short it could just be the final score
08:50
Dogs X Trunks Y
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that'd be hilarious for lootcrates to include
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 08:51 AM
yeah lol
08:51
But that message is 1) short and 2) in the Dogs' and Trunks' feeds
08:52
.......and it shows up when sorting by Outcomes
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that's definitely it then
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 25-Jun-21 09:05 AM
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jun-21 09:08 AM
where do we see the trucks?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 09:09 AM
<deleted because this is wrong> (edited)
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jun-21 09:12 AM
i thought the dogs replaced the immortals
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🌮Talow🌮 25-Jun-21 09:13 AM
dogs replaced the fireballs
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jun-21 09:14 AM
??? i've refreshed a few times and mine still says this
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 09:14 AM
wait, yes, dogs replaced immortals
09:14
i got mixed up
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🌮Talow🌮 25-Jun-21 09:14 AM
or. wait. huh?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 09:14 AM
trunks... are who the immortals were playing against
09:14
they were an OG team
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🌮Talow🌮 25-Jun-21 09:14 AM
oh.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 09:15 AM
you get to their page by clicking the ⛓️ in "Alaskan Immortals vs. Phoenix Trunks"
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jun-21 09:15 AM
i see it now, thanks
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 25-Jun-21 09:27 AM
hey idk who cares but I figured out that Parker was a batter
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Laz (they/them) 25-Jun-21 09:40 AM
Parker BatMillan
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 09:53 AM
aaaaAAa i was just about to say the same thing
09:53
because the immortals have 8 batters and parker is super roamin' 😱
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 25-Jun-21 09:57 AM
yep
09:57
and the immortals were incinerated right after parker left
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
because the immortals have 8 batters and parker is super roamin' 😱
🌮Kid Kudi💚 25-Jun-21 10:11 AM
What about shrimp swandre? They’re listed as an immortal in the hall but are not on the immortals roster
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 10:11 AM
could be an Immortals shadow player; these teams had shadows right?
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Centritide🌮💜 25-Jun-21 10:12 AM
yeah shadows.
10:12
i know that seren woomy is a shadow immortal
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 25-Jun-21 10:12 AM
Oh ok
10:12
Thanks
10:13
Bring that shrimp out of the shadows
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Laz (they/them) 25-Jun-21 10:18 AM
Also revive him pls
10:18
He is my half son
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 10:51 AM
has it been mentioned that Megan Ito had to have been an MVP for seasons A thru D because she's Ego++++ by Season E day 13 where she became unidolable and presumably got unexisted
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An Eclipse and An Alternate both have redactions that are over 970 upscales, they'll probably be the next ones to be revealed
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 11:05 AM
I was just wondering if they'd made it to 1k. Glad I didn't miss anything.
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990 and 989, they're neck and neck
11:22
Ticker says "OK, I swear I didn't know about Parker though". Sorry if this is repeating, didn't see that message show up in a server search
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 11:23 AM
That's been up there since last night but yeah, it might've gotten skipped over in all the Everything Else, lol
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Oh, thought it was newer than that and didn't scroll down far enough. There it is, my bad
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 11:25 AM
's all good! Everyone notices stuff at different times, and yesterday was one hell of a day
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Redactions about to be revealed, get ready!
11:27
An Eclipse: "Dogs 0, Trunks 4"
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 11:28 AM
An Alternate:
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Centritide🌮💜 25-Jun-21 11:28 AM
whoa
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Superposition? That's a new one
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Centritide🌮💜 25-Jun-21 11:29 AM
11:29
an eclipse
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 11:29 AM
so it WAS just the score, aahaha
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the megan ito one is crazy tho
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 11:31 AM
it is an interesting thing though i wonder if there's a way of finding out whether or not the score is wiped when the team is incinerated mid-game
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 11:31 AM
Oh hm
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That is an interesting thought
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I'd imagine no?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 11:31 AM
yeah prolly not
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i don't think there's any room for feed events here to tell us that either
11:32
given that the last unredacted event is probably "The Instability chained to the Trunks!"
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If a baserunner is incinerated, does their replacement start on the same base?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 11:32 AM
i think they actually stay on the base while being on fire
11:33
im not sure
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Huh...well, there goes that idea
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 11:33 AM
havent paid enough attention to see if it's happened before
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 11:36 AM
I'm glad that folks are largely staying away from the Season A and Season B unredactions, it seems
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Centritide🌮💜 25-Jun-21 11:36 AM
i believe someone (Workman gloom?) has hit a home run after being incined
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 11:37 AM
right yeah i knew about that one, i think that was because Gloom was at bat when they were incinerated and this hasn't actually happened before then
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still unsure about an incinerated baserunner tho
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
I'm glad that folks are largely staying away from the Season A and Season B unredactions, it seems
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 11:38 AM
yea those ones arent quite as spicy i would think, and the ones that are spicy can be deduced without unredacting them (MVPs 1 and 5 were Megan Ito and Parker MacMillan respectively) (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 11:39 AM
Exactly, they're all just stats. The Parker one was way more interesting before he got revealed elsewhere
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I am sad that we seem to just be going down the line on First Day 1 though.
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I personally would like to see more of An Alternate next.
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 11:40 AM
we're only 39 away from unlocking the last message in eclipse
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 11:41 AM
Oh huh, I hadn't even noticed
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 11:42 AM
it might just be something about the dogs vs trunks game, but it could be something juicy
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 11:42 AM
personally i'd rather have folks save their red herrings for when new chapters are open
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we're gonna burn em all on the first few chapters and not be able to find out later stuff
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 11:43 AM
most people arent going to want to hold onto them, since it takes a snack pack slot
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I'm sure there will be more fishy moments
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🌮Talow🌮 25-Jun-21 11:43 AM
People can opt to not get herrings in the first place till later. (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 11:43 AM
Mhm. And there are still some interesting things to be gained in the existing books as well
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🌮Talow🌮
People can opt to not get herrings in the first place till later. (edited)
Centritide🌮💜 25-Jun-21 11:43 AM
but glowing red button
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ArchXL (dead) 25-Jun-21 11:45 AM
im not gonna get herrings until sunday
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quincognito 💚 25-Jun-21 11:46 AM
i would expect more opportunities will appear at some point as well
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 11:46 AM
i stupidly used herrings on everything after "Megan Ito entered the Hall of Flame" even though its obviously just the same thing 3 times
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ArchXL (dead) 25-Jun-21 11:47 AM
im waiting on people smarter than me to pick some nice juicy redactions to upscale
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 11:48 AM
the first 3 in An Alternate is probably an unknown team being incinerated
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ArchXL (dead)
im not gonna get herrings until sunday
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 11:48 AM
Yeah, I'm getting mine on Saturday or something
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the first 3 in An Alternate is probably an unknown team being incinerated
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 11:49 AM
The third one is apparently 👀 but I don't know anything more about it rn
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 11:49 AM
i havent been checking char counts or UUIDs or anything so i don't really know as much as i think you do
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but it's just an educated guess because uh
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the Instability chained to the Millennials at the end
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and none of the Hall of Flame teams have a feed event from Season E Day 13
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so a team was incinerated for this to happen
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one of the first two messages is probably [Incinerated Team] vs. New York Millennials
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dunno about the other one of those two
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 11:51 AM
from char counts it looks like message 2 is the incineration
11:52
team name is 11,8 if there's an ! at the end
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 11:52 AM
Yeah, the third one is mostly to get a team we don't know, it looks like
11:53
Actually, a team we don't know and something else that we don't even know is a team
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 11:57 AM
the third message doesnt look like the "x team joined ultra league blaseball" messages we see in the first day 1st edition (edited)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 11:58 AM
could be "Y team replaced the incinerated X team"
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 11:58 AM
That's the running theory, I believe (edited)
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jun-21 11:59 AM
does it match the dogs message before that got unredacted
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 11:59 AM
Oh, good shout.
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 11:59 AM
where's that?
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jun-21 11:59 AM
an eclipse
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 11:59 AM
It looks like character count-wise, it should match, yeah.
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 12:00 PM
3,8,3,5,8,3,11,11,9
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Laz (they/them) 25-Jun-21 12:00 PM
If you're looking for stuff to Upscale check An Eclipse or An Alternate
12:00
Or the ULB teams on First Day, 1st Edition
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 12:01 PM
The 8 3 5 replaced the incinerated 11 8! (edited)
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thats weird
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🌮Talow🌮 25-Jun-21 12:02 PM
that is an incredibly weird spacing.
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 12:02 PM
there cant be many cities with a 3 letter word second
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 12:03 PM
It looks like it's just 835, not 8353?
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CosmicChopsticks
there cant be many cities with a 3 letter word second
Who said it was a city?
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 12:03 PM
maybe i duplicated a word
12:03
youre right
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is there a more central place this stuff gets discussed? doesnt seem to be anything too in-depth in maincord
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Laz (they/them) 25-Jun-21 12:12 PM
Well wait
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Is it (8) (3/5)
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...MARYLAND NEW CRABS
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Where is 8 3 5 situated
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 12:17 PM
thats the team that replaces whoever gets incinerated in An Alternate
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calling it maryland seems strange
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Centritide🌮💜 25-Jun-21 12:20 PM
baltmore
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Last redaction in An Eclipse is at 982, getting close to being revealed...
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tricks (they/them) 💜 25-Jun-21 12:36 PM
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 12:37 PM
that doesnt fit the team that gets incinerated in An Alternate, so there must be another incineration at least in between
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jun-21 12:37 PM
yeah, artists in a save
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Probably won't be another reveal for a while, highest right now is in First Day with 908
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that doesnt fit the team that gets incinerated in An Alternate, so there must be another incineration at least in between
quincognito 💚 25-Jun-21 12:53 PM
couldn't that unstable wear off but then Parker moves again
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Commish's latest message is...worrying
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Centritide🌮💜 25-Jun-21 12:54 PM
i wonder if that's just
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"blaseball players never stop playing" but really grim
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 12:54 PM
oh right, unstable is weekly
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oh right, unstable is weekly
Glad I wasn't the only one who forgot about that 😆
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SubtractionSoup 25-Jun-21 01:39 PM
The Dogs have a new player, Cocoa Weeks
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Laz (they/them) 25-Jun-21 01:40 PM
Wait what
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They just...got a new player??
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SubtractionSoup 25-Jun-21 01:40 PM
yep
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New dog!! Newd og Newdog!!
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 01:41 PM
OH LIKE
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quincognito 💚 25-Jun-21 01:41 PM
Pregame ritual: snoozing
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 01:41 PM
KEEPER WEEKS' DOG
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quincognito 💚 25-Jun-21 01:42 PM
wow real good blaserunning on that dog
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Laz (they/them) 25-Jun-21 01:42 PM
I kinda love how they're just using this team to track their pets
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That's very cute
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 01:48 PM
That is absolutely adorable, yeah
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I just realized, did anyone look into what triggered all the Uncle Plasma and Liquid Friend replicas to find something fishy?
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jun-21 01:55 PM
redaction from consumers
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Camaclue (🦇) 25-Jun-21 01:55 PM
So the Downward Dogs are just "The Dev's Pets, the team"?
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So the Downward Dogs are just "The Dev's Pets, the team"?
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jun-21 01:55 PM
seems that way
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Camaclue (🦇) 25-Jun-21 01:55 PM
Adorable
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I hope they evolve and their evo is Good Dogs
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"This team is immune to Bad Things and are very good dogs yes they are."
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
redaction from consumers
You mean the consumers did something that was redacted, or the consumers redacted a player?
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jun-21 01:57 PM
consumers redacted a player
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chomped to 0 soul
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
chomped to 0 soul
Ah, I see. That'll be interesting to see next season, actually. In order to get more herring, teams will need those replicas, but if too many teams have replicas of those two, then all the consumer attacks will be rebuffed
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jun-21 02:01 PM
thats only if no other way to get herring is put it
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🌮Talow🌮 25-Jun-21 02:01 PM
Inb4 one of the reno options next season is "crime scene."
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jun-21 02:01 PM
god, ratified crime scene
14:02
ILB: we do crimes
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Or maybe everyone is waiting for the end of the season to get herrings so that they won't hurt their snack profits, and everything will be revealed by the end of Sunday
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 25-Jun-21 02:37 PM
Any new revelations I've missed today? 👀
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 02:41 PM
megan ito got stuck in superposition before echoing out, that was this morning
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uhhhh everything in "An Eclipse" is revealed
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 02:43 PM
Yep. I'm working on getting a new summary up still
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 25-Jun-21 02:49 PM
Oh cool, I'll go poke the library. My day has just been so crazy (edited)
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CosmicChopsticks
The 8 3 5 replaced the incinerated 11 8! (edited)
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 25-Jun-21 02:53 PM
For 3 letter maybe like Bay or something
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 25-Jun-21 02:54 PM
it might be [one word location] [two word team name] or something
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the Ohioohio The Tubas
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SubtractionSoup 25-Jun-21 02:55 PM
Monterey Bay Seals
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jun-21 02:55 PM
palmetto bay?
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 25-Jun-21 03:00 PM
Clearly it'll be Launlimi ted tacos
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Next team in First Day is at 992
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 03:06 PM
Well, at least we'll get started on the one after that then.
15:07
(This one's the Flowers, so it's gonna be another boring one) (edited)
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 25-Jun-21 03:14 PM
Are you sure it's not 9 3 5 and they're making Chesapeake Bay Crabs again
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 25-Jun-21 03:29 PM
its all crabs babey
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Hoyperium🕵 25-Jun-21 03:44 PM
Uh hey so I heard there was a place here to compare notes on the library FK I've spent the afternoon doing my Spies duty looking at wordcounts and trying to unredact as much as possible, can i share my spreadsheet here?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 03:44 PM
Absolutely! Just keep it in here, we're more strict about that stuff everywhere else in the stand
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Hoyperium🕵 25-Jun-21 03:45 PM
Sweet!
15:49
Okay so: First tab is a list of all the unknown teams i could find, the other tabs are all my estimates of where each team is at the beginning of each era. I think it should be fairly self-explanatory beyond that - i hope, at least 😅 I mostly spent time trying to figure out what happened to which team, and less time guessing names - i just kinda guessed what i immediately kinda recognized, and let the rest be. That said, have a look! https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1WgxTLVVXdBF0Nagd0qK_jGVMXoeNfZXK?usp=sharing (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 03:53 PM
Lol, I love your Baltimore Crabs II solution
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Hoyperium🕵 25-Jun-21 03:53 PM
lmao i figured i'd just use the same method the ILB uses for players
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 03:57 PM
Your formatting is interesting. It's more minimal than the SIBR stuff I've been looking at (This is not a bad thing), and it makes a lot of sense to me. You might check Laz's sheet in the pins for some more options on the team names, though it looks like it hasn't been updated after yesterday.
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Hoyperium🕵 25-Jun-21 03:57 PM
Thanks :D
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Hoyperium🕵 25-Jun-21 04:10 PM
Also, I thought the Canada/Moist Talkers situation was interesting - i'm sure y'all have come to more or less the same conclusion, but my assessment of A Save and the C/T MT situation as a whole was essentially: The Canada Artists got incinerated on D3, but because of Agan Espinoza's Fire Protector, the rest of the team was spared. The first message thats still redacted (after Agan Espinoza protected their teammates) states that the Topeka Moist Talkers joined the ILB, replacing the Artists. Then there's essentially just a list of names from the Artists, all (except agan) jumping ship to the brand new Moist Talkers. The second to last message chains the Instability to the opponents - an unknown team. The last message is the final score of the match. In a later election the Moist Talkers moved "back" to Canada"
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 04:13 PM
Yeah, that's the general consensus I've seen as well.
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 25-Jun-21 04:27 PM
I just had a terrible thought You know how one of the U21 locations floating around has been New Hampshire? You know what else is 9 letters long? "Primaries"
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we have a history with this almost being a team name
16:28
now . . . I'm not 100% sure what the copyright status would be on that, since the Fisher Cats have used it as a "what if" night on occasion -- but if they could, I could absolutely see TGB doing it
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(tldr the New Hampshire Fisher Cats were originally going to be the New Hampshire Primaries, which nobody liked -- if you've ever lived in New Hampshire around primary season, you will know why)
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 25-Jun-21 04:31 PM
(what is a primary in this context? is that like a voting thing)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 04:31 PM
The... Who?
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator
I just had a terrible thought You know how one of the U21 locations floating around has been New Hampshire? You know what else is 9 letters long? "Primaries"
quincognito 💚 25-Jun-21 04:32 PM
oh my god
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this burns my soul so i am like 87% sure it is correct
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quincognito 💚
this burns my soul so i am like 87% sure it is correct
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 25-Jun-21 04:33 PM
yeah that's exactly how I feel about it too
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the only hiccup would be that it was very close to being an actual minor league team, and the existing minor league team there likes to nod and wink to the fact it almost happened on occasion xD
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they used to wear black, green, and yellow, and it was awesome -- imagine the early 2000's Oakland A's, but they actually looked good now it's just another red/white/blue team
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮
(what is a primary in this context? is that like a voting thing)
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 25-Jun-21 04:37 PM
oh also yeah it's a voting thing, but like . . . the US presidential elections in general are just dragged out to ridiculous proportions, and the primary is like this early state-by-state vote to determine which candidate the party will nominate in the main election, and for complicated reasons the tiny state of New Hampshire votes waaaaaaaaay early in this process -- so the entirety of the American political world tries to cram itself into our tiny little space for a few weeks, great time
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this all happens almost a year before the actual election btw
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 25-Jun-21 04:38 PM
oh good grief. yeah completely understandable
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 05:23 PM
looking at this gap and thinking it fits london perfectly
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or lisbon i suppose
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 05:26 PM
I'd love to see a London team
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 05:27 PM
there's actually 3 london teams
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Hoyperium🕵 25-Jun-21 05:36 PM
Yea as a dutchie i'm hoping to see some european names at one point :D
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As opposed to just american names, one japanese one and some nonexistent places
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 05:36 PM
yeah im a brit so ive been hoping the same thing
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Hoyperium🕵 25-Jun-21 05:36 PM
I mean how did they even come up with "ohio" (edited)
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Ooh actually speaking of european places, The Hague is another option at the San Diego/St. Louis/New Delhi one
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 25-Jun-21 05:39 PM
i think every nonamerican is wishing tgb a very make the leagues more worldwide please. ooooooooohh
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Hoyperium🕵 25-Jun-21 05:40 PM
yea
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Tokyo has given me some hope already (edited)
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 05:40 PM
if its in alphabetical order surely new delhi doesnt work?
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Hoyperium🕵 25-Jun-21 05:40 PM
oh right
17:40
whooooops
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 05:41 PM
i feel like 003 should be easy but i just cant come up with anything for it
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do we know that the ???? is part of the location and not the nickname?
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Hoyperium🕵 25-Jun-21 05:42 PM
The thing is that the 4-letter word in the middle could belong to either the location or the team name
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As in, it could be either the City or the Wild in the Mexico City Wild Wings
17:42
if that makes sense
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 05:42 PM
yeah gotcha
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Hoyperium🕵
Okay so: First tab is a list of all the unknown teams i could find, the other tabs are all my estimates of where each team is at the beginning of each era. I think it should be fairly self-explanatory beyond that - i hope, at least 😅 I mostly spent time trying to figure out what happened to which team, and less time guessing names - i just kinda guessed what i immediately kinda recognized, and let the rest be. That said, have a look! https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1WgxTLVVXdBF0Nagd0qK_jGVMXoeNfZXK?usp=sharing (edited)
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 05:44 PM
Oh hey, I forgot to ask earlier, mind if I pin this? It's great.
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Hoyperium🕵 25-Jun-21 05:44 PM
Not at all, thanks!
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 25-Jun-21 05:45 PM
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 05:47 PM
im still going for Baltmore New Crabs for 001
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An Alternate has a redaction at 970. It'll probably be revealed in the next few hours
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 06:00 PM
thats the message thats going to reveal who the instability chained to
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wait thats the second one
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third message is the team that replaced whoever got incinerated
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No, this is the one before "A Paradox"
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 06:02 PM
The first one is U19 vs the Mills, the second is the incineration of U19, and the 3rd is who replaced U19. The 3rd one is the one we're getting shortly, so we're getting 2 new teams.
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 06:02 PM
yeah its "The 8 3 5 replaced the 11 8!" (edited)
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We'll learn who or what tried to incinerate Megan
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Oh, so the incineration message is before that?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 06:03 PM
That should be two new teams right?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 06:03 PM
Unless the folks speculating in SIBR are mega wrong, yes to both questions. (edited)
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 06:04 PM
message 2 is "A rogue umpire incinerated the 11 8!" (edited)
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oh right i forgot, instability chaining is already revealed, its at the end
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 06:05 PM
Yep
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 06:06 PM
so the 3 messages at the top of eclipse are "11 8 vs New York Millennials" "A rogue umpire incinerated the 11 8!" "The 8 3 5 replaced the 11 8!" (edited)
18:08
i reckon that 11 is minneapolis
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 06:11 PM
(Btw, we can assume that 3 4 11 is the Mills, because they're the team the instability spreads to at the end, as well as the typical team event linkages) (edited)
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 25-Jun-21 06:11 PM
less than 30 fish from finding out the two teams!
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
(Btw, we can assume that 3 4 11 is the Mills, because they're the team the instability spreads to at the end, as well as the typical team event linkages) (edited)
CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 06:11 PM
oh yeah i really should have figured that one out myself
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Hoyperium🕵 25-Jun-21 06:12 PM
lmao had me thinking i'd missed a team in my spreadsheet for a hot sec there
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 06:18 PM
Just realized, we can literally get an exact number of how many messages we have the potential to redact.
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 06:18 PM
doesnt it depend on how many people participate?
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oh i guess we can look at the upnut counts
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 06:19 PM
Yeah, but you can assume that the people who upnut the - exactly
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 06:40 PM
15!
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Hoo boy, it sure has slowed down, lol
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 06:52 PM
minneapolis, im calling it
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brrr 6
brrrpito 5
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 25-Jun-21 06:54 PM
someone react to that with a brr emoji pls
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 25-Jun-21 06:55 PM
that works too thank u
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I don't think there will be any more reveals after this for a while, the next closest one is also in An Alternate at 890
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 06:59 PM
theyre slowing down a lot
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Also, 2
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 07:00 PM
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CosmicChopsticks
theyre slowing down a lot
People are running out of herring, though I suspect after the championship, we'll see a spike from players who didn't want to sacrifice their snacks
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Laz (they/them) 25-Jun-21 07:00 PM
🚚 🐧 are the emotes
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 25-Jun-21 07:00 PM
running out of active ppl with fish. BIRDS
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 07:00 PM
boulders bay is south africa
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BOULDERS
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 07:00 PM
new continent!
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.@ feather 💙 25-Jun-21 07:00 PM
whoaaaa
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 25-Jun-21 07:00 PM
Minneapolis truckers!!!!!!!!
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 25-Jun-21 07:00 PM
PENGUIN. COLD. IM CONNECTING THE DOTS
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 25-Jun-21 07:00 PM
Woah mama!!
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@.@ feather 💙 goodbye. It was nice having you but i understand you must go to the birds
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.@ feather 💙 25-Jun-21 07:01 PM
PEACE YALL
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 07:01 PM
wait, its probably boulder "bay birds" rather than "boulders bay" birds
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Birds are alive
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oh my god. The truckers have this player
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 25-Jun-21 07:02 PM
jefff
19:02
how would one pronounce that
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Jëff my Beloved
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 25-Jun-21 07:02 PM
jeeff
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 07:02 PM
the names on these teams arent as strong as some of the others we've seen
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 25-Jun-21 07:03 PM
honestly they feel a little..... handcrafted shall we say
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 07:03 PM
although elroy fouqet is up there
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 25-Jun-21 07:03 PM
Check out the baserunning on that jëff
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Jëff can RUN
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.@ feather 💙 25-Jun-21 07:03 PM
whoaaaa
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 07:03 PM
shame he's a pitcher
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.@ feather 💙 25-Jun-21 07:03 PM
there they go
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 25-Jun-21 07:03 PM
hfsdgjffs
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 25-Jun-21 07:03 PM
Of course XD
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wait, its probably boulder "bay birds" rather than "boulders bay" birds
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 07:03 PM
The last line of that book is just Birds X, Millennials Y, rather than Bay Birds X, Millennials Y. Looks like Boulders Bay is the location
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 07:04 PM
jeff bellamy has inflated stars like an attractor
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 07:05 PM
jeff's listed stars are exactly double what they should be by the real formula
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 25-Jun-21 07:05 PM
is that how you pronounce it?
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 25-Jun-21 07:05 PM
That would make sense
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 25-Jun-21 07:06 PM
i think a bunch of the Knowable KLONGs got their stars doubled after their first time haunting.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 07:06 PM
I think j(e with 2 dots)ff is pronounced juff
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Or maybe yeff
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
The last line of that book is just Birds X, Millennials Y, rather than Bay Birds X, Millennials Y. Looks like Boulders Bay is the location
CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 07:08 PM
being boulders bay is cool, get some variety in the locations
tacoheart 2
19:08
ive been there, its a nice place
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 07:09 PM
Boulder bay, or boulders beach?
19:09
Since apparently boulders bay doesn't seem to exist?
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 07:09 PM
i think its known as both
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Centritide🌮💜 25-Jun-21 07:09 PM
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 07:09 PM
Oh hey look, it even says it in the google excerpt
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I can read
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I swear
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Centritide🌮💜 25-Jun-21 07:10 PM
oh my god the wikipedia page of the place has penguins for the image i love it
19:10
Boulders Beach is a sheltered beach made up of inlets between granite boulders, from which the name originated. It is located on the Cape Peninsula, in Simon's Town, a suburb of Cape Town in the Western Cape province of South Africa. It is also commonly known as Boulders Bay. It is a popular tourist spot because of a colony of African penguins ...
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CosmicChopsticks 25-Jun-21 07:11 PM
its literally just a beach full of penguins
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Centritide🌮💜 25-Jun-21 07:11 PM
that's amazing
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 25-Jun-21 07:11 PM
YES YES oh god i love land penguins sm. i have a plushie of the exact species in the pic even i think
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 07:12 PM
I used to too! Penguins are one of my favorite animals
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 25-Jun-21 07:14 PM
my uncle collects penguins to a like. every surface of his apartment being covered in any penguin shaped objects point. im pretty sure when i was a toddler he gave me both my penguin plushies
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 07:14 PM
That's really cute
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 25-Jun-21 07:15 PM
yeah tacoluv its been awhile since ive seen his collection but im almost certain one is a smaller version of a penguin plush he owns
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Laz (they/them) 25-Jun-21 07:17 PM
BOULDERS BAY BIRDS ARE ILB AA #2
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MINNEAPOLIS TRUCKERS ARE ULB #19
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 07:19 PM
tacoparty
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Laz (they/them) 25-Jun-21 07:20 PM
ALSO (edited)
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the Boulders Bay Birds WERE 7/3/5
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now they're 8/3/5
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Laz (they/them)
the Boulders Bay Birds WERE 7/3/5
Hoyperium🕵 25-Jun-21 07:27 PM
Probably a typo in the redacted bit, where devs dyped Boulder instead of Boulders
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Laz (they/them) 25-Jun-21 07:27 PM
probably yeah
19:27
also it looks like Megan Ito was a Truckers player
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Hoyperium🕵 25-Jun-21 07:28 PM
I remember a similar instance where Alaskan Immortals were missing a letter while redacted, i assume because it was typed Alaska Immortals at the time
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Laz (they/them) 25-Jun-21 07:28 PM
and when they got Incinerated their Force Field didn't have anywhere to KEEP them
19:28
so it created an infinite loop until New Megan Ito was called
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jun-21 07:42 PM
an alternate was season e right?
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Centritide🌮💜 25-Jun-21 07:43 PM
yeah
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jun-21 07:47 PM
are these out of order on Megan's page for anyone else? sorted by All, Oldest First (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 07:49 PM
Well huh! They most certainly are
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Laz (they/them) 25-Jun-21 08:21 PM
sometimes the site's filtering goes wonky
20:21
try refreshing (edited)
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 25-Jun-21 10:36 PM
Oh hey I was right about Bay
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Laz (they/them) 25-Jun-21 10:49 PM
we got a penguin team Sinjid (edited)
22:49
(idk if they're all penguins like the Downward Dogs all seem to be Dogs tho)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 10:53 PM
Man, I am so stoked about penguin team
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Laz (they/them) 25-Jun-21 10:54 PM
THEY'RE ALIVE
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WHERE ARE THEY
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tacolook
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them and the Downward Dogs just chillin somewhere
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 25-Jun-21 10:55 PM
tgb tell us where the dogs and birds are
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.@ feather 💙 25-Jun-21 10:56 PM
the fact that the dogs are all like... IRL pets makes me feel like we won't ever see them just playing blaseball?
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 25-Jun-21 10:56 PM
im completely fine with that. id still like to know where they are
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 25-Jun-21 10:57 PM
I just want to know they're safe (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 25-Jun-21 11:00 PM
I have a light theory that there's like a Blaseball League somewhere that's just chill
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where they award Underchampionships
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since both teams have one
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Though the Downward Dogs appear to have an Over and Underchampionship
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 25-Jun-21 11:01 PM
chill teams playing 'normal' blaseball, whatever that is, eyeing us from wherever they are
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gaybritishcow 25-Jun-21 11:03 PM
minor leagues maybe
23:04
instead of incineration the umps just chase you off the field when they get grumpy
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 25-Jun-21 11:06 PM
blaseball puppybowl send tweet
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Zach but 🎃💚💜 26-Jun-21 01:16 AM
I just realized there’s two duplicate teams. The Canada Moist Talkers don’t have the history of the Topeka Moist Talkers. Meaning they’re separate teams
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Laz (they/them) 26-Jun-21 04:35 AM
I think what's going on there is as the Topeka Moist Talkers' franchise began as an incineration replacement
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An Alternate, 981
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CosmicChopsticks 26-Jun-21 06:35 AM
we know what that says though
06:35
new megan ito joined the boulders bay birds
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I know, just keeping track of which ones will be revealed next
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Laz (they/them) 26-Jun-21 07:32 AM
Hi my brain broke open
07:32
Listen up everyone, this thread is my theory on what happened Before in Blaseball, and what's been going on as a result. It's gonna be a long one, so buckle up and mute #blaseball if you need to. (1/27)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 07:32 AM
oh?
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Laz (they/them) 26-Jun-21 07:32 AM
So Kidror has this very cool thread
07:32
And it kicked my brain
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Megan Ito entered the Microphone Then was kicked out by Wyatt Mason And doesn't have a physical form, becoming The Reader (edited)
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The Reader's purple portal is Blaseball 0 The former ILB that Parker MacMillan accidentally destroyed
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And Reader is trying to show us what happened to them 👀
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AND READER HATES THE COIN BC PARKER IS HER SON
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tacopleadhearts 2
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Parker is a prisoner
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Megan Ito's Pregame is Solitaire, a card game
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Laz (they/them) 26-Jun-21 07:52 AM
07:52
Almost there
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 07:53 AM
This whole theory is so plausible theres just one thing that makes it more tragic Parker didn't become super roamin in one election he was revoked 3 seasons in a row, B C and D, despite firewalker, because teams needed the money so so so bad
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Laz (they/them) 26-Jun-21 07:54 AM
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 07:55 AM
You can tell he wasn't super roamin' immediately because Super Roamin' is listed after On an Odyssey, and also because "The First" incineration and "The Second" incineration were spaced a season apart so the order of operations is B-EL become roamin C-EL go on an odyssey D-EL lose roamin, gain super roamin
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Oooo nice new upscale
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Laz (they/them) 26-Jun-21 08:09 AM
So New Megan Ito, if it was today, would likely be Vaulted as a Boulders Bay Birds player assuming no other changes (edited)
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is there a list of things i can upshell for more red herrings somewhere?
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is there a list of things i can upshell for more red herrings somewhere?
Go to the Global Feed on the Home page and use the Special and Top filters. The things that give herring all have over 1k upshells, so they're all at the top of that list
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Laz (they/them) 26-Jun-21 09:43 AM
Sighted: Upscaling Championship wins in Pre-History A might tell us who signed those Championships
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Laz (they/them) 26-Jun-21 10:36 AM
YEAH 👀
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 26-Jun-21 10:36 AM
twitter bookmarked that
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becasue
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aaaaaaaaa
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🌮Talow🌮 26-Jun-21 10:51 AM
Megan Ito being The Reader would also explain why the two item gifts that happened the one time was an entanglement necklace and a forcefield
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I like the theory of Megan Ito becoming the reader but i thought the microphone formed as a result of the Wyatt Masoning?
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That happened way after Megan
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🌮Talow🌮 26-Jun-21 10:57 AM
no, the microphone got picked up as a result of the wyatt masoning.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 10:57 AM
well the microphone was already around it's just that nobody ever picked it up
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Centritide🌮💜 26-Jun-21 10:57 AM
"mic lifts" implies already existing mic
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 10:58 AM
tbh i think Megan Ito was only around to 1) establish a timeline wrt the Force Field and Parker, and 2) reveal that the ILB itself is considered a "Location", also via the Force Field
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 26-Jun-21 10:59 AM
i think they had her static for a reason beyond that, i think its supposed to be tying threads together
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 10:59 AM
might have been to reveal that echoing into static isn't necessarily something WRT the mic, but rather something that the universe causes to happen whenever there's an infinite loop
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🌮Talow🌮 26-Jun-21 10:59 AM
I mean, how would you stop the infinite loop of "I'm going to the hall of flame but the forcefield says no but my team's there but the forcefield says no but my team's there but the forcefield says no."
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 11:00 AM
because echoing into static was infinite loop prevention in the other instances we saw it as well
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🌮Talow🌮 26-Jun-21 11:01 AM
interestingly, that means that if forcefield passed, every team could have protected someone from incineration
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among other things.
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might have been to reveal that echoing into static isn't necessarily something WRT the mic, but rather something that the universe causes to happen whenever there's an infinite loop
I think this is correct (edited)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 11:03 AM
i'm not totally sure what the infinite loop is when an echo echoes an echo though but when an echo echoes a receiver, the echo gains receiver, which means they gain all the mods that just got echoed, which means they gain receiver, which means they gain all the mods that just got echoed, which means . . .
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did that happen in a previous (non history) season? (edited)
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🌮Talow🌮 26-Jun-21 11:04 AM
you echo echo, which echoes echo, which echoes echo, which echoes echo, which echoes echo, which echoes echo....
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(I assume the infinite loop is the new echo was also firing.)
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 26-Jun-21 11:07 AM
you echo echo, which tries to give you the mod echo, which you already have. maybe it's like how ivy did superallergy fraud, but fmee6inged up and evil.
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 26-Jun-21 11:08 AM
What is superallergy fraud tacolook
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 11:08 AM
wyatt mason IV had superallergy legitimately from being de-shelled, they echoed someone with superallergy, and then they echoed someone else, and superallergy disappeared
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🌮Talow🌮 26-Jun-21 11:08 AM
So ivy decided to echo someone who was super allergic while super allergic, and echoed someone else so super allergic disappeared
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 26-Jun-21 11:10 AM
Incredible
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 26-Jun-21 11:10 AM
i guess it would be the opposite of superallergy fraud. it tries to give you echo, but hey, you already have echo, so it just lumps it in the same spot. oh hey the other guy has echo which you haven't echoed from them yet. it tries to give you echo.
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Laz (they/them) 26-Jun-21 11:14 AM
Hmm
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Would whoever survived the Wyatting Statics become New Wyatt Mason 👀
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 26-Jun-21 11:14 AM
well now i want to know what would happen if an echo had a force field
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do they static anyway?
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Laz (they/them)
Would whoever survived the Wyatting Statics become New Wyatt Mason 👀
🌮Talow🌮 26-Jun-21 11:15 AM
... no, I think that might be the fate if they get alternated.
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... no, I think that might be the fate if they get alternated.
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 26-Jun-21 11:15 AM
putting all my votes into shadow alts got it
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 11:16 AM
ECHO Unlucky Sucker STATIC ECHO Holden Forcefield STATIC Holden Forcefield is gripped by Force! Holden Forcefield is Forced to stay on their Team. (edited)
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the question is what happens after
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do they retain Static but keep playing?
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but like unidolable
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or does Static get cleared
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🌮Talow🌮 26-Jun-21 11:18 AM
Is it bad that my gut instinct is whenever their turn would come up the feed would just go ... and skip them?
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 26-Jun-21 11:19 AM
ugh now i want to do science but the things we would need to do for this suck
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🌮Talow🌮 26-Jun-21 11:21 AM
... ya know, if the two ways to avoid static are getting alternated, and getting a forcefield, the pair of gifts makes a lot more sense.
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 26-Jun-21 11:24 AM
....what teams got those items? did they have a static on them?
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echo sorry
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🌮Talow🌮 26-Jun-21 11:25 AM
Jands got the terrible necklace, steaks got the forcefield
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because tarot draws are anything but reliable
11:26
I honestly forget what the third team drawn that season was
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 26-Jun-21 11:27 AM
MT
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🌮Talow🌮 26-Jun-21 11:28 AM
ok, none of the trio had an echo
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Laz (they/them)
Would whoever survived the Wyatting Statics become New Wyatt Mason 👀
Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 26-Jun-21 11:40 AM
well, that is now impossible, since we have an even number of currently-alive echoes and receivers.
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Jun-21 01:26 PM
ohno
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i am losing my gd marbles
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 26-Jun-21 01:37 PM
oh i forgot about sixpack i was about to ask who that last echo/receiver was
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really lame that there weren't more posts to upshell during the postseason
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 26-Jun-21 03:37 PM
no detectives were really in it iirc
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A Save has redactions at 966 and 952
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Maryland Squirrels
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We have a new team
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And another redaction at 983
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 26-Jun-21 04:41 PM
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 04:43 PM
oh hello!
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quincognito 💚 26-Jun-21 04:43 PM
BUCK HUMDINGER
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 04:43 PM
jada frederick is a one-time MVP
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quincognito 💚 26-Jun-21 04:44 PM
absolutely incredible names on this team
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 04:44 PM
seems to be a batting average leader for season B
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i really wonder how the squirrels got murked
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 26-Jun-21 04:44 PM
Jada is a suspicious sort, circle of salt pregame
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🌮Talow🌮 26-Jun-21 04:44 PM
If it's anything like the other teams, parker left, place burned down.
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quincognito 💚 26-Jun-21 04:44 PM
Muse Synomyn, Badgerson Bedazzle, Mccormick Stompman, Almond Nugget, Hildegard Uniondues are all S-tier
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McCormick Stompman...is that a reference to Maryland's obsession with Old Bay? (McCormick is a brand of spice)
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parker really did just roam and accidentally kill tons of teams huh 😔
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 26-Jun-21 04:45 PM
Almond Nugget chefkiss
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quincognito 💚 26-Jun-21 04:45 PM
huge shoutout to whatever troll added Synomyn to the field of eggs
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A+ choice
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🌮Talow🌮 26-Jun-21 04:45 PM
there's a reason parker is never allowed into the discord.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 04:45 PM
my personal theory? Season B, Parker revoked. Roamin'. Immortals, Season C, incinerated. Season C, Parker revoked again. On an Odyssey. Artists, Season D, incinerated. Season D, Parker revoked again. Super Roamin'. Season E... up to 21 other teams, incinerated. (edited)
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you can tell Parker was Super Roamin' by Season E because the Truckers were incinerated on the second Week of the season rather than the first
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
you can tell Parker was Super Roamin' by Season E because the Truckers were incinerated on the second Week of the season rather than the first
Except that Parker's feed ends in C, so he couldn't have done anything in D or E
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 04:48 PM
could have happened in a book that wasn't revealed yet, so the feed events don't exist
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makes a lotta sense to me. season e is where all the dead ULB teams died, and then Prehistory II is where we'll see teams like the Birds and Dogs go somewhere besides death
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 04:49 PM
relegated maybe
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
could have happened in a book that wasn't revealed yet, so the feed events don't exist
We'll have to wait for more books to be revealed to see if the feeds grow as well
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quincognito 💚 26-Jun-21 04:49 PM
i am haunted by the theory that parker left the league and burned the entire thing down
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i'd believe relegated. or maybe going to blaseball2 (edited)
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quincognito 💚
i am haunted by the theory that parker left the league and burned the entire thing down
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 04:50 PM
i am even more haunted by the theory that Blaseball0 is the league Parker left, and it's a desert of ash
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oml that'd be amazing
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 26-Jun-21 04:50 PM
that would be AMAZING
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also that explains why the blagonball was up there
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one of the dead teams had it and died with it 👁
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quincognito 💚 26-Jun-21 04:51 PM
yeah that theory is the first thing where blaseball as a cosmic horror has really landed for me
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Teams being able to be Incinerated already struck a chord with me. first time the "blaseball is a horror game" phrase didn't feel like it was people trying to shut down discussion
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
i am even more haunted by the theory that Blaseball0 is the league Parker left, and it's a desert of ash
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 04:53 PM
this also puts more context into the "Desert, Conflagration" line it's a double meaning parker Deserted that league, causing it to be Conflagrated and also, it's a Desert because it was Conflagrated
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quincognito 💚 26-Jun-21 04:53 PM
yuppppp
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making players have this exact experience has always been my greatest joy as a tabletop GM lmao
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 04:54 PM
omg yea
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ahhhh and the old ILB being incinerated would explain why stuff like Wills and Hexes and Items and MVPs weren't present when it returned
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because they had to rebuild from the start
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CosmicChopsticks 26-Jun-21 05:01 PM
ah i thought maryland was the most likely location for that
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 05:01 PM
ooooh what's on red herring watch now?
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A Save again
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CosmicChopsticks 26-Jun-21 05:02 PM
theres 934 in 1st edition but its one we know already
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 05:02 PM
oh i see i see
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 26-Jun-21 05:02 PM
Yep, the one below Agan's fire protector message is next
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 05:02 PM
i think folks should start spending herrings on the stuff from the S20 election for Liquid Friend
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and Uncle Plasma
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really any vaulted player
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but Friend had the most redacted stuff
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CosmicChopsticks 26-Jun-21 05:03 PM
i think the 995 message is topeka moist talkers joining
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CosmicChopsticks 26-Jun-21 05:03 PM
it would be nice to be able to coordinate unlocking things that we really dont know, but its hard to organise
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 26-Jun-21 05:04 PM
Yeah, the Friend and Plasma ones are the ones I most want to see now (edited)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 05:04 PM
either way, i've spent all mine, and the library entries are easier to access
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CosmicChopsticks 26-Jun-21 05:04 PM
like the message in 1st edition thats almost unlocked is literally just the jazz hands joining the league
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Problem is, identifying the important ones requires sharing fk
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 26-Jun-21 05:04 PM
Yep
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 05:04 PM
well
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tricks (they/them) 💜 26-Jun-21 05:05 PM
yeah i really wanna see the friend/plasma ones
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 05:05 PM
could just go through in order like folks are doing for First Day
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or could try to concentrate it around specifically Friend being Unscrambled?
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i think that's what folks are more worried about
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And I'm not counting anything on First Day
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CosmicChopsticks 26-Jun-21 05:06 PM
really i just want to guess locations based on the clues we have, its a fun game
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tricks (they/them) 💜 26-Jun-21 05:06 PM
i think once more herrings are out there and more of the teams are revealed it'll be easier to promote uncovering uncle/plasma because maincord is really hyped on the teams atm
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 05:07 PM
I feel a little dumb that it took me this long to realize that the First Day teams joining are in alphabetical order
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CosmicChopsticks 26-Jun-21 05:07 PM
tacolol
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tricks (they/them) 💜 26-Jun-21 05:07 PM
i'm just hyped my own city (minneapolis) has official representation now LOL
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why did it have to be truckers....
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 05:07 PM
If the Truckers were around today I would have joined them
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CosmicChopsticks 26-Jun-21 05:08 PM
we have jazz hands, then canada artists, then ????????, then charleston shoe theives
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8 letter location between canada and charlseton
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tricks (they/them) 💜 26-Jun-21 05:09 PM
my money is on carlsbad rn
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CosmicChopsticks 26-Jun-21 05:09 PM
havent even heard of that
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tricks (they/them) 💜 26-Jun-21 05:09 PM
like the carlsbad caverns in new mexico
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CosmicChopsticks 26-Jun-21 05:10 PM
im gonna say canberra
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 05:11 PM
could be Caribbean with a typo, lol... they aren't beyond typos, as we've seen with the Boulders Bay letter counts leaving off the s (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 26-Jun-21 05:11 PM
I always forget carlsbad caverns aren't actually in california
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CosmicChopsticks 26-Jun-21 05:12 PM
honestly if there's any more like boulders bay we have no chance of guessing them
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 05:12 PM
true
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CosmicChopsticks 26-Jun-21 05:12 PM
its somewhat well known, but its still just a random south african beach
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im surprised they didnt just go with cape town
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 05:13 PM
gotta get that alliteration
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 05:15 PM
uno mas!
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 26-Jun-21 05:16 PM
Yep, there's the moist talkers
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 05:16 PM
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tricks (they/them) 💜 26-Jun-21 05:16 PM
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 26-Jun-21 05:17 PM
I don't know why, but I was initially surprised that the Topeka link linked to the current Moist Talkers page, lol (edited)
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CosmicChopsticks 26-Jun-21 05:17 PM
and most of the rest of that page is just players joining
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 05:18 PM
most likely
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Next closest are in First Day at 937 and An Alternate at 921
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 05:18 PM
i would like to reveal just one of those, just to see what exactly it said
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CosmicChopsticks 26-Jun-21 05:29 PM
making a big prediction for the 3rd redacted team in 1st edition - canberra koalas 🐨
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jun-21 05:30 PM
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making a big prediction for the 3rd redacted team in 1st edition - canberra koalas 🐨
tricks (they/them) 💜 26-Jun-21 05:31 PM
take my flutes
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 26-Jun-21 05:34 PM
Ok, this is gonna be most unlikely idea I've ever had, but here it goes: Next election blessing: Your team joins the ILB
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 26-Jun-21 05:36 PM
I feel like this is absolutely tinfoil hatting but what if the reason so many of the new teams are animals is because those are simply easier to depict if they do actually go the "each team has a respective diety" route
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Not that they're above just not showing a picture like with the reader but I feel like that's a special case
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CosmicChopsticks 26-Jun-21 05:38 PM
it might be just because these might be mostly throwaway teams, and there's a billion different animal emotes
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 26-Jun-21 05:38 PM
That's also true
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 26-Jun-21 05:39 PM
yeah like to be fair, of the four deities with images we've seen, only one is an animal... and that's not counting the microphone, which has never appeared on the site but would presumably be their twitter icon if they did
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(gamma delta fish up) < this is technically just some words
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tricks (they/them) 💜 26-Jun-21 05:44 PM
i feel like these new players are going to be accessible in some way soon through wills/blessings considering they've been inhabiting and also are theoretically able to join the tigers via ambush?
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quincognito 💚 26-Jun-21 05:44 PM
blessings is the obvious thing. "get two random players from team X" or whatever
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tricks (they/them) 💜 26-Jun-21 05:45 PM
yeah def. but i wouldn't be surprised to see a temporary change from EE to exchanging with hall of flame
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or more likely sending a player to the shadows by replacing them with a hall of flame member
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Laz (they/them) 26-Jun-21 05:50 PM
I do like the theory that Lootcrates wrote the Forbidden Book and the other 19 signatures are for the 20 ILB Teams
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almost like a pact of "never open this book"
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 26-Jun-21 11:04 PM
Seal it away never to be opened again
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Laz (they/them) 26-Jun-21 11:09 PM
leave the Downward Dogs tho, they can stay
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I was just watching Blaseball Roundup for fun, and I noticed a couple interesting things: -At the beginning of the first episode, The Anchor says "Is it beginning again?" -In the S12-14 episode, The Anchor has a long pause after mentioning Ultra League Blaseball We should keep an eye out for The Anchor showing up somewhere in the redactions (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 07:30 AM
Also: Heavy FC had ⚓ as their emoji in the Coffee Cup
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Who beat BC Noir then lost to the would be champions, Inter Xpresso
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I don't think the coffee cup will be relevant to blaseballs past, besides "observed" coming from there
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coffee weather maybe. and tbh maybe old blaseball did a coffee cup themselves.
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I'm convincing myself, nevermind lol
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 08:51 AM
I'm convinced that the coffee cup is to threat that ties everything together
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No major impact on season 12, so much fmee6inging impact on everything else
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 09:04 AM
coffee cup... what could it mean...
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 09:14 AM
Well The Sun 1 was Refilled in Pre-History
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Real Game Band, along with Parker IIII were Percolated
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Perked players have Percolated energy
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Coffee:  1. Weather. 2. A  beverage  made  by  Percolation,  Infusion,  or  Decoction  from  the  roasted  and  ground  seeds  of  a  coffee plant. (edited)
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So presumably what we're Infusing our players with is also Coffee
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 27-Jun-21 09:16 AM
I'm going to put forward a probably wrong but not entirely unimaginable prediction: If the ILB gets incinerated, the next version of the league will be called the OLB -- solely to keep up the pattern of "I" following "U" on the keyboard.
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 09:17 AM
OH
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IF
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 27-Jun-21 09:17 AM
don't tell me that isn't the sort of thing they would do
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 09:17 AM
QWERTYUI...
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O is the 9th letter in a hometown keyboard top row
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OFFICIAL LEAGUE BLASEBALL
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That would be pretty cool
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Ngl
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 27-Jun-21 09:18 AM
I'm not sure what the significance of the 9 is but I like the name xD
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 09:18 AM
Oh Blaseball is all about 9s
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Nine Innings
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Nine Days in the Week
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Nine Lineup on Starting Roster
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Era 9 is when the Shelled One came down
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 27-Jun-21 09:20 AM
this is probably one of those "just kinda worked out that way unintentionally but after a certain point we just decided to roll with it" sort of things xD
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 09:20 AM
I believe it
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 27-Jun-21 09:20 AM
because a lot of the 9 stuff was inherited from regular old baseball -- but not all of it
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 09:20 AM
Oooh Online League Blaseball
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 27-Jun-21 09:20 AM
ooh I like that one better
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 09:20 AM
Or
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Only League Blaseball 👀 (edited)
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All of the various Leagues come together at the Delta in a Singularity
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 27-Jun-21 09:21 AM
though admittedly the pattern would have worked much better if we didn't know that it started on "U" rather than "Q" xD
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only league implies that all the others no longer exist
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 27-Jun-21 09:22 AM
so less "I see compelling evidence that this is the pattern" and more "I could totally see TGB doing this as a one-off in-joke"
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 09:23 AM
Hey what if beyond the Root are earlier Leagues
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Like, Mesopotamia is Pre-History/History for us
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But there are millions and billions of years before that
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Coffee:  1. Weather. 2. A  beverage  made  by  Percolation,  Infusion,  or  Decoction  from  the  roasted  and  ground  seeds  of  a  coffee plant. (edited)
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 27-Jun-21 09:31 AM
I'm still waiting decoction to be a thing. I've been waiting since that glossary term existed
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 09:32 AM
@Cliff, Perpetual Lurker that thing uh is that good for this channel
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 27-Jun-21 09:32 AM
The reason that stuff is considered pre-history is that it happened before written records, so even if there's blaseball from before the Root, I don't think we'll see feed entries or library books
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@Cliff, Perpetual Lurker that thing uh is that good for this channel
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 09:33 AM
It's not
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 27-Jun-21 09:33 AM
In fact maybe it's weird that we even have Pre-History I and II
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 09:34 AM
My guess is something funky happened that required a League Reset
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 27-Jun-21 09:34 AM
Lōots is nothing if not an overachiever
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 09:34 AM
For a 2nd Edition
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 27-Jun-21 09:36 AM
I mean in a way Lōotcrates is just kinda an in-universe obsessive backreader . . . rips off mask LŌOTCRATES WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME
bongers 4
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 09:38 AM
"IT WAS ME TACO STAND"
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gaybritishcow 27-Jun-21 09:40 AM
my guess is that parker II destroyed the league again using some horrible mechanic they have planned but haven't revealed yet
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A Save has a redaction at 978
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CosmicChopsticks 27-Jun-21 09:54 AM
its just going to be a match score i think
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🌮Talow🌮 27-Jun-21 09:55 AM
yeah that is almost certainly a match score, unfortunately.
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 27-Jun-21 09:56 AM
the really long ECHOED Megan Ito message almost has enough upshells to make Lootcrates tweet it
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CosmicChopsticks 27-Jun-21 09:56 AM
i dont think there's going to be much more interesting information in A Save
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Also, is that tweet from The Commish supposed to be another team name reveal?
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🌮Talow🌮 27-Jun-21 09:56 AM
I think revealing one of the other sets of 2 would be interesting, just to see what the exact wording was.
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Also, is that tweet from The Commish supposed to be another team name reveal?
CosmicChopsticks 27-Jun-21 09:57 AM
which one, the parker image?
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🌮Talow🌮 27-Jun-21 09:57 AM
the 6 of wands? think that's for a tarot deck of some sort?
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CosmicChopsticks 27-Jun-21 09:57 AM
yeah, wands is the suit for that card
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Yeah, with "WANDS" at the top
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 27-Jun-21 09:58 AM
i think that's just an image from a real actual tarot deck that had an incredible amount of Parker energy
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CosmicChopsticks 27-Jun-21 09:58 AM
its from a fanmade tarot deck
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 27-Jun-21 09:58 AM
iirc it's not even a fanmade tarot deck, it's a real (carl don't look) baseball tarot deck that's just Like That
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So then, does anyone know the meaning of the 6 of Wands and what it has to do with Parker?
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CosmicChopsticks 27-Jun-21 09:59 AM
its been revealed that parker set fire to a lot of stuff, i think thats the only significance
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 27-Jun-21 10:00 AM
in this case it might have just been "whoever drew this tarot deck really did draw a dude walking with fire coming out behind them, huh."
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 27-Jun-21 10:01 AM
I mean the whole deck is like that
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Come on, do you really think they would post something like that without some hidden meaning behind it? That they just happened to find a tarot card with art that matched Parker and decided to post it on a whim?
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 27-Jun-21 10:02 AM
It's a real deck it's not related to blaseball it's just a spooky baseball tarot deck someone has and they're posting pics of it in relation to characters
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CosmicChopsticks 27-Jun-21 10:02 AM
they tweet and re-post a lot of fan art
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this isnt actually fanart, but its relevant to parker
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 27-Jun-21 10:03 AM
and i think this was specifically them retweeting it from someone
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it could have a meaning! tarot is all about finding meanings, i think, and blaseball is absolutely all about finding meanings and making everything a pun retroactively or otherwise, so!
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CosmicChopsticks 27-Jun-21 10:04 AM
yeah UmpireRogue is a fan account
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Oh yeah, whoops, didn't notice it was a retweet
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 27-Jun-21 10:05 AM
I mean 6 of wands, traditionally, is a celebration of an event. It's a good aftermath.
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 10:06 AM
...oh Is Parker IIIII imminent
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 27-Jun-21 10:06 AM
It can also represent arrogance, or possibly a premature celebration, but regardless uhhh I don't think it's the meaning they're going for, just the picture
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 27-Jun-21 10:39 AM
wait I thought we were already on Parker IIIII . . . how many goddamn Parkers are there anyhow???
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quincognito 💚 27-Jun-21 10:40 AM
the current Parker is Parker | | | | | (5)
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so since they're not going for IV/V/VI etc
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on one hand this could just be a joke
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on the other hand
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that's not the same naming scheme as other Replicas
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is there something else going on here?
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also, me for months: haha the commissioner is doing a great job me, now, choking back tears: parker-- the-- the commissioner is doing a great-- a great job. . .
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Brock 🌮 NaN Odyssey 27-Jun-21 11:49 AM
New Library entries, A Rivalry and An Exile in Pre-History I
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CosmicChopsticks 27-Jun-21 11:49 AM
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beat me to it
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 11:50 AM
night weather?
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CosmicChopsticks 27-Jun-21 11:50 AM
juicy lore to be unlocked in exile
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 11:51 AM
Oh geez, I'm so behind on my library archive
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And we have confirmation that new Library entries also expand player Feeds
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CosmicChopsticks 27-Jun-21 11:53 AM
exile is probably when parker left the league somehow
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 11:54 AM
WE NEED NIGHT WEATHER TO GET THE STATICS BACK (maybe, i have no idea, this is all baseless)
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BUT ITS THE LAST PART OF SHADOWS
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well, we still need smoke ig
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 27-Jun-21 11:55 AM
What if....night weather is a shadows game. Shadows v shadows 👀 how neat would that be
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Like whos been buffing their shadows and who hasn't
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Faxing in and out to get better shadows
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 27-Jun-21 11:56 AM
omg that would be so much fun
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Check the involved players in the at-bats in A Rivalry. They involve faceoffs between Megan and Parker
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 27-Jun-21 11:59 AM
tacopensive
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 12:00 PM
oh man
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One more thing I just noticed: in A Rivalry, the two linked teams at the first Shame are the Shoe Thieves and the Artists, but after that, the Artists disappear from the links
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 12:00 PM
i think this is further pointing to megan being the reader honestly
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They're just "Team"
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One more thing I just noticed: in A Rivalry, the two linked teams at the first Shame are the Shoe Thieves and the Artists, but after that, the Artists disappear from the links
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 12:01 PM
artists were dead before the second game in that book
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artists died game 3 of D
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But they show back up again in An Exile!
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 12:02 PM
a rivalry has game 97
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Oh wait
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But they show back up again in An Exile!
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 12:02 PM
before they died
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gods day
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start of season
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How did it take me this long to realize the chapters are chronologically unconnected? (edited)
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🌮Talow🌮 27-Jun-21 12:04 PM
Ok, so an exile is pretty clearly parker's story.
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And A Rivalry is a connection between Megan and Parker
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 12:05 PM
also would the teams ID have to be spoiled here? @Cliff, Perpetual Lurker ? You can get it in your url if you click the link
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I wonder if the Profit Sharing and Divestment in An Exile have anything to do with Parker getting Non-Profit in the Season A election?
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 12:07 PM
i'd say definitely
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I just hope we get more ways to get herrings soon. The Coin can't stop us forever!
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 12:11 PM
ight since i havent gotten a response im just gonna spoil the ID FK Team ID 1a51664e-efec-45fa-b0ba-06d04c344628 @Laz (they/them) sorry for the ping but i think you and @Cliff, Perpetual Lurker are the only people that really would know what to do with this
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 12:12 PM
Wait new team?
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 12:12 PM
this is the non artist team that played the shoe thieves in the back half of the rivalry book
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 12:12 PM
It looks like it's U24, I think?
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 12:12 PM
Oh it might be the Talkers?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 12:12 PM
And whoops, sorry, juggling all the channels right now. Yeah, that's probably fine? (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 12:12 PM
Yeah uh
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
And whoops, sorry, juggling all the channels right now. Yeah, that's probably fine? (edited)
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 12:12 PM
nah all good
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 12:12 PM
IM at work atm lol
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Gimme like two hours
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CosmicChopsticks 27-Jun-21 12:12 PM
the one in exile is a team we dont know yet
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 12:13 PM
it doesn't seem like it's the moist talkers. talkers have no feed events from D-97 (edited)
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 12:13 PM
also talkers id is eb67ae5e-c4bf-46ca-bbbc-425cd34182ff or at least thats what i get when i click the topeka link in a save
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CosmicChopsticks 27-Jun-21 12:14 PM
its been labeled U24 in the sibr spreadsheet, 6,8
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 27-Jun-21 12:15 PM
Wait
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 12:15 PM
OH some important info about A Rivalry: Those game feed messages were Parker MacMillan batting against Megan Ito
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 27-Jun-21 12:15 PM
The dogs have over and under bracket wins?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
OH some important info about A Rivalry: Those game feed messages were Parker MacMillan batting against Megan Ito
Yeah, I pointed that out earlier
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 12:16 PM
crud i didn't see it
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my bad
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either way... it does mean that "A Rivalry" is not about the Shoe Thieves and Artists, but rather about Megan and Parker
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 12:16 PM
all good, this channel generally has like 3 different waves of people come in and say the same things somtimes
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
crud i didn't see it
At least I'm not the only one to do that 😋
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
either way... it does mean that "A Rivalry" is not about the Shoe Thieves and Artists, but rather about Megan and Parker
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 12:17 PM
yup! thats why the back half is has a different team
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 12:17 PM
sorry i was super duper caught up in trying to process the election and i skimmed this channel to try and see if nobody brought it up and i just did not see it
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my bad, lol
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 12:17 PM
no its all good
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like really, people repeat stuff all the time in here
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CosmicChopsticks 27-Jun-21 12:33 PM
its fun to watch the sibr spreadsheet when something new shows up
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they have half these messages figured out already
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 12:35 PM
Yeah, it is absolutely wild how fast some of this stuff gets puzzled out now
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not having herring rn is so frustrating aaa
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 01:05 PM
Yeah...
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not having herring rn is so frustrating aaa
quincognito 💚 27-Jun-21 01:08 PM
i was really hoping (with absolutely no cause) that we'd get something that would get us a few more out of the election
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coin doesn't want us knowing, she would never
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wait a sec, are we gonna have to wait until we get detective funko pops again?? nooooo
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CosmicChopsticks 27-Jun-21 01:10 PM
i really hope we dont
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quincognito 💚 27-Jun-21 01:10 PM
it's possible we will although like
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i hope the dust replicas get a sinking feeling even when they're sitting on a shelf
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quincognito 💚 27-Jun-21 01:11 PM
TGB has been waiting for us to proceed on these plots for a bit
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now that we have there's a lot more opportunities for them to work stuff into the next season
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did the original bc noir have sinking feelings during the last season? and how many herring became available when it happened?
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 01:14 PM
nah you only get sinking feeling once
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nooooo
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 01:14 PM
there are currently 22 herrings to claim
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yea that's all gone lol. until we get a new one it's going to be really slow going. do we actually think opening up friend's scrambled redactions will give us more herring? (edited)
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CosmicChopsticks 27-Jun-21 01:16 PM
you gotta spend herring to make herring
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we have no proof of that, but ok
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 27-Jun-21 01:16 PM
we don't know, but it's the only lead we have.
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unless sibr knows some fk about those entries
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 01:17 PM
yeah herring are a big iunno
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ok
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 01:17 PM
any actual fk for library is a no go here i believe, we just speculate here
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like character counts and stuff is fine and any low level scanning fk
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gaybritishcow 27-Jun-21 01:18 PM
i trust if sibr knew anything about getting more herring the word would get to us through cryptic memes
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by low level scanning fk, you mean things like looking at a players/teams feed to see what redactions they're linked to
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right?
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CosmicChopsticks 27-Jun-21 01:21 PM
i dont think thats even fk
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i'd say its stuff like character counts and what team/player ids are attached to messages
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right on
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 01:23 PM
yeah low level scans are like the redactions that actually have text under them, instead of just blanks imo
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those are mostly in the forbidden book and glossary though, i think all the library ones are true redactions
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CosmicChopsticks 27-Jun-21 01:25 PM
you can get character counts from the library ones too
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 01:25 PM
yeah! sorry i wasnt super clear
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like the names of the shadow locations in the book? those are actually there but hidden, right
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bench and bullpen
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 01:26 PM
yeah
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CosmicChopsticks 27-Jun-21 01:26 PM
afaik there arent any actual words under any of the redacted messages, but i might be wrong
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 01:26 PM
not in the library i believe
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 01:38 PM
Yeah, after like, season 8, they stopped having the actual characters be underneath the redactions, but there's a small chunk of lines in The Book that are redacted on the site, but unredacted in the json.
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 02:49 PM
hi i assume that yall have already dissected stuff right
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 02:50 PM
i mean, kinda?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 02:52 PM
Honestly, not all that much? I think Laz is at work, and I've been mega busy being a mod, so I haven't even had time to more than glance at them
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 02:52 PM
ah ghdjkgn
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ive just been looking at stuff and looking at a spreadsheet and stuff
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 02:53 PM
Ah, the blaseball experience
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 02:53 PM
in both of the games in "a rivalry" it ends with parker shaming the shoe thieves (specifically megan ito) and knocking them out of the postseason somehow which i think is very funny
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 02:55 PM
Wait, both times?
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 02:55 PM
also something i just realized, non-profit being a thing seems to imply that fluting either wasnt a thing or was restrictive somehow
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 02:56 PM
not the same way both times
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and he wasnt on the same team
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but ya
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 02:56 PM
Oh that's interesting then
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 02:56 PM
lemme check again
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1st game he hits a solo homer and the artists win the internet series
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second game i THINK he draws a walk? its a little weird but then that puts the shoe thieves into party time
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 02:57 PM
That's very interesting. That means that Season D is either the first season that's as long as our seasons, or the Shoe Thieves were absolutely abysmal in Season D
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 02:58 PM
alkghslkghsgn
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also it's megan pitching for the thieves both times
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rivals..........
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also with the first one
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it looks like parker hit 8 fouls before actually hititng a homer
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
also something i just realized, non-profit being a thing seems to imply that fluting either wasnt a thing or was restrictive somehow
.@ feather 💙 27-Jun-21 02:59 PM
before Co-op passed and it became internet league blaseball, I bet each team had a single manager / fan
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 02:59 PM
oh fair
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 03:00 PM
Remember that the Season 1 lore is that Blaseball has always existed, but the Fans weren't permitted to watch until Season 1
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 03:00 PM
yeah that could very well be true
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 03:00 PM
so, all the pre-history stuff is just the gods messing around
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in-lore
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i think
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 03:00 PM
i hope so that would be cool
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one of the hcs i like thats been talked about in nawball is like. the immortals were the coin's team, and parker's her son, and that's also where the "profit" mod came from
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being the son of a money-related god
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it would make the hexes and stuff make more sense too, the gods fighting with one another
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which also makes parker getting revoked like 10x sadder :')
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞
which also makes parker getting revoked like 10x sadder :')
Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 03:05 PM
That actually fits in with my Shrimp Swandre hc a bit actually! Shrimp got mechanical enhancements to his body, maybe they were funded by the MacMillan family 👀
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 03:14 PM
thats currently my guess though
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idk how else parker would have a mod with 10x payout from before even the first election
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 03:15 PM
Right, it definitely seems like something he started with
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 03:16 PM
in my head it goes like this - parker is the son of the coin, so he has 10x payouts. the immortals are the coin's team - other gods have a grudge against the coin, so they hex her son - specifically, they make it so that he DOESN'T give her any money, and would make the team unstable if he left - coin only cares about money, so she revokes parker to still get the payouts - whoops! immortals dead
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 03:18 PM
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I just caught this
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Megan Ito, a Shoe Thief
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 03:18 PM
yep
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 03:18 PM
And Parker...is on ULB 24 I think
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 03:18 PM
in both games
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uhh
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 03:18 PM
Or a new team
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In season D
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 03:18 PM
yeah in th esecond game
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yea u24
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also known as: Team
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 03:19 PM
Neato that might be a good lead for Upscaling
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 03:19 PM
the problem is we aren't gonna have any upscaling until we get anouther source of fish
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 03:19 PM
This totally feels like Jaylen and JT
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Top pitcher and top batter of the league
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Both plot relevant
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 03:20 PM
idk if parker is a top batter, he sure did hit a lot of fouls /lh
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 03:20 PM
Yeah valid
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 03:21 PM
for whatever reason i like to imagine hes not at that point
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parker glove economy
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 05:20 PM
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I JUST JUMPED OUT OF MY CHAIR
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quincognito 💚 27-Jun-21 05:20 PM
well, that's not concerning
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🌮Talow🌮 27-Jun-21 05:21 PM
uuhh. I assume that's a fan account, but holy fmee6ing
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 05:21 PM
Yeah, considering how quickly they had Lootcrates verified, I'm skeptical for now?
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Astrid 🍬🔮 27-Jun-21 05:22 PM
oh yeah definitely a fan account
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 05:22 PM
That is great themeing though (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 05:23 PM
oh it deffo is a fan account but also Clip reporting as each Unredaction coming in and getting followed by Megan Ito scared the fmee6ing out of me
tacolol 5
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Astrid 🍬🔮 27-Jun-21 05:23 PM
wait have we had any unredactions of the new drop yet
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 05:24 PM
I sorta doubt it, I think we're pretty tapped out of fishies at this point
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🌮Talow🌮 27-Jun-21 05:24 PM
yeah we're gonna need more detective work done.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
Yeah, considering how quickly they had Lootcrates verified, I'm skeptical for now?
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 05:25 PM
also how long between lootcrates existing and actually saying anything
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 05:26 PM
Oh geez, I have no idea, lol. It was a while though
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 05:26 PM
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👀 oh I see we've got ourselves a little mystery
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
also how long between lootcrates existing and actually saying anything
Astrid 🍬🔮 27-Jun-21 05:27 PM
at least four months, i think
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🌮Talow🌮 27-Jun-21 05:27 PM
I am so glad ivy decided to become a detective for a bit.
same 2
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 05:28 PM
love that extra herring
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 05:39 PM
whatever Megan's saying it's 1/4/5/2
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and I'm curious if they're in the know on Punctuation counting in redacted characters or not...
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🌮Talow🌮 27-Jun-21 05:41 PM
I very might be?
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B 190 doesn't make sense
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B 189 is the championship in postseason b
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 05:50 PM
oh
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interesting
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so wth is going on
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 27-Jun-21 05:51 PM
do they not have a gods day then?? or was it a day x kinda thing???
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 05:51 PM
are we sure B 189 was the championship? is that confirmed
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it's not
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 05:52 PM
189 is the last day in post season b though
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but it's the last day yeah
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and post a ends on 187
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🌮Talow🌮 27-Jun-21 05:53 PM
what if 190 is some sort of "Day X" type event?
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 05:53 PM
yeah we dont yet know how day x stuff appears on the feed
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 27-Jun-21 05:54 PM
presumably it would have X as the day number, for the ones we've had at least
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 05:56 PM
so wait the fridays advancing to round 2 on day 169 suggests that a single postseason round is best of 7 (first to 4) and with 30 teams in ultra league blaseball, that's... what, 5 rounds? i think? so the postseason should be able to go as late as 197... if there's only 4 rounds, then 190
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
so wait the fridays advancing to round 2 on day 169 suggests that a single postseason round is best of 7 (first to 4) and with 30 teams in ultra league blaseball, that's... what, 5 rounds? i think? so the postseason should be able to go as late as 197... if there's only 4 rounds, then 190
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 05:57 PM
or there was a tie somehow
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 05:57 PM
i am assuming that there's no sun 2/black hole nonsense in pre-history
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i can always be wrong, but that's my assumption
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it helps that IRL baseball postseasons are best of seven
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 05:58 PM
UGH i want more herring
same 2
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🌮Talow🌮 27-Jun-21 05:58 PM
I assume we can't get sun 2 unless sun 1 implodes, so probably a safe bet. I am interested in night weather though.
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 05:59 PM
the two prehistory weathers we know for sure existed are night and eclipse (edited)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 06:00 PM
okay wait since it looks like it's modeled off of an MLB season of 162 games then it's almost certainly modeling an MLB season for the postseason so yeah best of 7
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190 seems to be just about as late as it can go
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🌮Talow🌮 27-Jun-21 06:00 PM
dunno why it'd abruptly cut off the post season B at 189 then. (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 06:01 PM
Yeah, we can actually figure that out based on the Season A and Postseason A books. Regular season is 162 games, then 4 rounds of postseason games, each best of 7
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 06:01 PM
and i assume that it did go that late because it seems like the season A postseason cut off the "The Alaskan Immortals won Season A" message? since the last message in season A postseason doesnt appear in the immortals feed even though we deduced that they had to have won that one
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how did we deduce that?
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🌮Talow🌮 27-Jun-21 06:03 PM
character counts
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i never saw the math. oh
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 06:05 PM
Some character counting, but you can also just kinda assume based on the day numbers in the books
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 06:06 PM
you don't need character counts for it?
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immortals have a champ, but they placed fifth in season B (missed the postseason) and were incinerated in season C (edited)
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so they had to have won season A
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🌮Talow🌮 27-Jun-21 06:06 PM
oh.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 06:07 PM
Oh, I meant the season lengths, not the Immortals championship thing.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 06:07 PM
oh
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 06:07 PM
But yeah, that works for that
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 06:08 PM
i mean we dont need char counts for that either!!! bc the last day of the regular season was 162, and the fridays advanced to round 2 on 169, so round 1 took 7 days, meaning it was best of 7
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 06:08 PM
Right
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And then you can just kinda extrapolate from there
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But it's way more obvious if you just character count, lol
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 06:09 PM
right
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i've just been trying to avoid doing that because it feels like it's almost cheating and also i dont know how to do access that info
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An Alternate has a redaction at 996
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 06:11 PM
I just noticed that too! I wonder if it'll get there.
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Especially since it's just the Minneapolis Truckers getting incinerated
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 27-Jun-21 06:12 PM
While we were recording ICB today I realized that the investigation messages typically proc when a team member gets chomped and they "sense something fishy"
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So for us to get more, a heavy team needs to take one of the hard boiled players, but not both
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sadly, each detective can only smell something fishy once
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 27-Jun-21 06:13 PM
Oh is that true? Dang
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Laz (they/them)
whatever Megan's saying it's 1/4/5/2
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 27-Jun-21 06:13 PM
I feel extra hi
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SubtractionSoup 27-Jun-21 06:14 PM
That OR a detective needs to go against Silvare
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 06:14 PM
so everyone needs to take just one detective, so that we get more chompies
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 27-Jun-21 06:14 PM
Oh yeah I forgot about silvare
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SubtractionSoup
That OR a detective needs to go against Silvare
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 06:14 PM
well now it needs to be LF to go against silvare, because they are a pitcher now
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
so everyone needs to take just one detective, so that we get more chompies
Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 27-Jun-21 06:14 PM
I mean, yikes but also tacolook
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 06:14 PM
and thats foul play not something fishy so both work
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🌮Talow🌮
dunno why it'd abruptly cut off the post season B at 189 then. (edited)
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 27-Jun-21 06:15 PM
I'm guessing the 1994 Players' Strike
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 27-Jun-21 06:15 PM
Give every team LF replicas, get both message procs, that's another 48 herring
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what are all the detective procs? someone getting bit to 0 soul is one
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 27-Jun-21 06:16 PM
I don't even know
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they)
Give every team LF replicas, get both message procs, that's another 48 herring
🌮Talow🌮 27-Jun-21 06:16 PM
we'd get several repeat copies of LF.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 06:16 PM
all of these are just the first time chomp happens in their game == "sensed something fishy" player gets redacted by a shark bite in any game == "has a sinking feeling" pitching against a debted batter == "sensed foul play" player redacted via observed in coffee == "feels like they missed something" player redacted via observed in secret base == "someone's keeping secrets... but who?" i think. i might be wrong on the observed ones (edited)
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 06:16 PM
bit to 0, chomped at all, play against debt, crime scenes, and i think im forgetting one
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator
I feel extra hi
Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 06:17 PM
lmao Caru are you Megan 👀
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🌮Talow🌮 27-Jun-21 06:17 PM
Secret Base usage I think?
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 06:17 PM
sensed foul play would also presumably happen when they bat against a debt pitcher
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who's debted rn? I forgot lol
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 06:17 PM
Silvaire Roadhouse, pitching on Crab
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Laz (they/them)
lmao Caru are you Megan 👀
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 27-Jun-21 06:17 PM
I uhhh might be
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 06:17 PM
silvaire is pitching now 😔
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 27-Jun-21 06:18 PM
well the good news is silvaire might get faxed after only a couple of games
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still a big risk
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator
I uhhh might be
Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 27-Jun-21 06:18 PM
The fact that this fits the 1-4-5-2 pattern has me galaxysyndrome
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🌮Talow🌮 27-Jun-21 06:19 PM
that's bad for purposes of getting more fish.
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 06:19 PM
I will play along bc Clip is a humble reporter
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 27-Jun-21 06:19 PM
yeah I started to answer normally and then I was like wait… xD
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 06:19 PM
😉
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 27-Jun-21 06:20 PM
1 more thing uh
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lore headcanon: megan ito and parker are an enemies-to-lovers trope, megan ito picked up the mic a la wyatt mason when she echoed into static, and just as wyatt made a deal for the coin, who made debt ii, megan made parker ii after parker i incinerated the ilb, and parker ii invoked a debt i parker ii something something prehistory ii something something bridge something something parker iii and the return of blaseball (edited)
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 27-Jun-21 06:21 PM
I don't have anything after that it's just unfortunate the only way I could fit the pattern was with a cliffhanger xD
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 06:21 PM
I came up with a reasonable enough guess lmao
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@staticmeganito Hm. Static once for yes, twice for no: A Lost Mason I?
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also
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who the f is namerifeht. obviously it's "the fireman" who's a real mod or dev or idk. but who are they in the lore. how can they forge and refill sun 1 (edited)
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amber_cxc
who the f is namerifeht. obviously it's "the fireman" who's a real mod or dev or idk. but who are they in the lore. how can they forge and refill sun 1 (edited)
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 06:23 PM
we dont know yet
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i know, but like, this is where we speculate
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 06:25 PM
I think the best we have right now is that they're the one who forges the suns, and (possibly) the one who the coin/league is in debt to? That last bit might be just a total guess though
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 27-Jun-21 06:26 PM
also i think the fireman might be different than ump sunman. probably.
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they're probably one of "the blaseball gods" - do they fit any censored names in the book
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 27-Jun-21 06:26 PM
"Namerif" fits with one of the names that has the first letter deredacted
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 06:26 PM
i think the coin/league is in debt to whoever is behind the coffee cup and/or attractors. moreso the attractors. namerifeht is just a neutral party who provides the coin with the means to pay off that debt (by forging loads of extra runs and wins to feed more consumers) (edited)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
all of these are just the first time chomp happens in their game == "sensed something fishy" player gets redacted by a shark bite in any game == "has a sinking feeling" pitching against a debted batter == "sensed foul play" player redacted via observed in coffee == "feels like they missed something" player redacted via observed in secret base == "someone's keeping secrets... but who?" i think. i might be wrong on the observed ones (edited)
quincognito 💚 27-Jun-21 06:27 PM
So yeah some of these aren't even possible anymore, right
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i don't know if they're still around. sun 1 is gone now
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and they didn't do anything about it
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quincognito 💚
So yeah some of these aren't even possible anymore, right
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 06:27 PM
most of them aren't possible yeah 😔
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they = namerifeht in my message above
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 06:28 PM
yeah true we don't actually know for sure that namerifeht was around for more than just the original sun 1
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so hard to type correctly lol
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 06:28 PM
but also we don't really have any other character who could have done it, so... it's probably still just them
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well
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we've been setting suns on the league
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Namerifeht forged a sun
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different words always matter
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 06:29 PM
i dont think namerifeht is they? if only because we know about namerifeht and their doing stuff before we get the message that "They awake"
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but if we ever get something that says they go to bed or something
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 06:29 PM
huh?
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Oh I'm just using they/them for namerifeht, idk if they're the "they appeared" from pre ii
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 06:29 PM
OH
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
i dont think namerifeht is they? if only because we know about namerifeht and their doing stuff before we get the message that "They awake"
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 27-Jun-21 06:29 PM
for a second I thought this was specifically about namerifeht's pronouns and I was very confused xD
same 1
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yeah lol
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 06:30 PM
yeah mb
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 27-Jun-21 06:30 PM
OH WAIT DID WE ALL DO THAT
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 06:30 PM
oh I think I know who "They" are
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but it might be heavy fk
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 06:30 PM
👀
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Fans?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 06:30 PM
don't
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 06:31 PM
I'm not gonna
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 06:31 PM
If it's what I think it is, then yes, it definitely is, lol
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 06:31 PM
as for Namerifeht
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 06:31 PM
ack, yall are gonna drive me to join sibr
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 06:31 PM
I think they're a contracted agent of some kind
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 27-Jun-21 06:31 PM
Ah I'm so curiously now ah
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 06:31 PM
Imagine seeking out spoilers couldn't be me
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Laz (they/them)
oh I think I know who "They" are
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 27-Jun-21 06:31 PM
W.D. Gaster
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 06:31 PM
like a commissioned person ya know
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LMAO
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so yeah I think Namerifeht might be a contract worker who's not like part of Ownership
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 06:33 PM
why did that get pensive reacts
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 06:33 PM
but a guy that Ownership hires
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 06:33 PM
but anyway yeah namerifeht's just doin their own thing. they just make-a da suns
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Laz (they/them)
like a commissioned person ya know
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 06:33 PM
so who hired them? whos the...... commissioner
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 06:33 PM
or, maybe they did make the suns
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who knows! maybe they're just namerifa now. there are a lot more suns now they could use the extra help (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 06:36 PM
Also the Suns can be Refilled by Namerifeht too
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iSmartMan
An Alternate has a redaction at 996
SubtractionSoup 27-Jun-21 06:36 PM
Just got unredacted
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 06:36 PM
which one 👀
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SubtractionSoup 27-Jun-21 06:37 PM
Nothing interesting, just "A Rogue Umpire Incinerated the Minneapolis Truckers!"
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pre i first day: old and current teams redacted, nothing major pre ii first day: original 20 teams unredacted except chicago, for some reason season a: stat leaders and mvps (parker), nothing major postseason a: it could just be the bracket, it could have more. ends day 187. immortals win season a. election a: solved season b: stats and mvps (parker again), nothing major postseason b: probably results again. ends day 189. dunno winner. eclipse: solved save: theoretically just players, and maybe something at the end. alternate: essentially solved rivalry: results of each faceoff between parker and megan season c 187 (championship?) - results of another game season d 97, both shames. lots to learn about this rivalry but exile is much more interesting exile: "profit sharing" has 3 from season b, one on day 190 which is a day after post b's last message. "divestment" has 2 after season b ends, "a roll of the dice" has 2 after season c ends, and "a show of force" has 5 after season d ends and 1 on day 9 of season e. obviously other people know more information but this was a nice "to do list" to compile
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 06:55 PM
also: all the Vaulted Legendaries feeds! and Liquid Friend
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^ yeah them too
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 06:56 PM
(presumably most are the same, so focusing on one to see what the gist is might help)
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(like Nagomi/York probably have the same one, and the later ones having a similar one)
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(I think Chorby Soul just has three of the same Replicas made but don't quote me on that)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 06:56 PM
I think we can actually figure out the winner of Season b, lemme confirm that real quick
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 06:57 PM
it's the Baltimore Crabs (blue) I think (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 06:57 PM
Yeah
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 27-Jun-21 06:58 PM
bluetimore crabs
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 06:58 PM
also of note: it looks like based on the ⛓️ that a team's "identity" is based on their non-location word
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 06:58 PM
Baltimore Clabs
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 06:58 PM
Artists, Dogs, Trunks, etc.
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so presumably a team has a "different identity" when that changes, right
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 27-Jun-21 06:59 PM
id say so yeah
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 06:59 PM
That makes sense, that's how it works irl, too
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 06:59 PM
I'm verrry curious bc that implies that the Firefighters are still the Firefighters BUT
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their Location changed
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 06:59 PM
thats why the topeka link goes to the canada MTs
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 07:00 PM
which leads me to speculate
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that the Pandemonium Artists' "team" is a dead team they're piloting with the OC players
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the Feeds haven't been linked tho (likely for the legality about the OCs)
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but it's enough for speculation I think
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 07:01 PM
and we are missing more teams in day1take2
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like, we only have 15 revealed
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dont have Firefighters, Garages, Crabs, Spies, or lovers
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pre i first day: old and current teams redacted, nothing major pre ii first day: original 20 teams unredacted except chicago, for some reason season a: stat leaders and mvps (parker), nothing major postseason a: it could just be the bracket, it could have more. ends day 187. immortals win season a. election a: solved season b: stats and mvps (parker again), nothing major postseason b: probably results again. ends day 189. dunno winner. eclipse: solved save: theoretically just players, and maybe something at the end. alternate: essentially solved rivalry: results of each faceoff between parker and megan season c 187 (championship?) - results of another game season d 97, both shames. lots to learn about this rivalry but exile is much more interesting exile: "profit sharing" has 3 from season b, one on day 190 which is a day after post b's last message. "divestment" has 2 after season b ends, "a roll of the dice" has 2 after season c ends, and "a show of force" has 5 after season d ends and 1 on day 9 of season e. obviously other people know more information but this was a nice "to do list" to compile
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 07:03 PM
would like to add that megan ito is also an MVP alongside parker in seasons A thru D
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 07:04 PM
Baltimore Crabs cant be in, because its in alphabetical order and starts with boston, all of the others could just be redacted rn
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
like, we only have 15 revealed
Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 07:04 PM
Firefighters are in there just redacted
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 07:04 PM
oh yeah, i havent referenced feeds just looked at the book itself
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 07:05 PM
also the Downward Dogs look like they're part of Season AA as well
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and the Boulders Bay Birds
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 07:07 PM
I'm really curious about all the "Profit Sharing" messages in An Exile
19:07
they're all... during the season... it's really weird
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 07:09 PM
ok so spies lovers and garages do not yet appear in any library book
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well prehistory book sorry
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 07:09 PM
"A Roll of the Dice" feels like an Attempted Reform
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 07:09 PM
garages have feeds from uh, both discipline books
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 07:09 PM
of some kind
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Crabs (ours) don't either, their earliest was the Breach
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 07:10 PM
yeah the crabs sitch is weird tho, so i wasnt really gonna touch it
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 07:11 PM
"A Roll of the Dice" being a reform just doesnt line up with the current Parker Plot theory does it...? unless it was Roamin' into Super Roamin' but then it doesn't explain how On An Odyssey got there...
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 27-Jun-21 07:14 PM
maybe reform worked differently in prehistory I and worked just... really badly
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🌮Talow🌮 27-Jun-21 07:14 PM
"Reform a random mod on target player"
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 07:19 PM
Or! It was a Hex from another team hoping to stop the Instability
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
I'm really curious about all the "Profit Sharing" messages in An Exile
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 07:23 PM
just had an idea
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what if they're account feed messages?
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like, the "you earned yada yada from yada yada" messages
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....wait, agh, those use the real world date and not in-game dates
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plus who would "you" be in that instance
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 07:24 PM
i assume they’re called profit sharing because they have to do with the payouts or something though
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don’t really know
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 07:24 PM
yeah that's the only thing i can think of that would make sense given the content
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er the title of the section
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maybe it's outlining "IMMORTALS FAN earned 0 coins from parker doing cool thing" followed by "ANYONE ELSE gained 1238172983172 coins from parker doing cooler thing"
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and then they follow it up with the revoke in the next section? (edited)
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 07:26 PM
but also kinda unrelated but the subtitle for the next being “devestnent” or whatever to me feels like confirming or hinting at the idea that the teams are run / watched by the gods
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cause the coin is the only one who does that kinda stuff
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and yeah it’s
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a revoke
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sorry I’m pretty tired my brain isn’t working the best (edited)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 07:30 PM
nah i get u i get u
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 07:33 PM
im glad that we’re getting more parker lore
same 2
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but also i want more fish….. why is there no fish
same 3
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we can’t do anything without them
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and at this point we’ve gotten all we can from the detectives basically
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 07:34 PM
hubris,,, we spent them all too soon
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 07:35 PM
i don’t think it’s us spending it too soon tbh, like we were Gonna spend it
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 27-Jun-21 07:35 PM
i still have like four left gotta use them wisely tho
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 07:35 PM
i have 2
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the problem is they didn’t give us very many and a lot of people avoid it entirely for the sake of economy so we’ve basically made all the progress we can until they give us a better way to get them
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but i feel like they’re not going to
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and that makes me kinda upset a little
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cause when it’s a limited amount we can’t even go back on it
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so it’s either they give us something else or we’re stuck like this
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 07:39 PM
perhaps there will be a blessing in the same vein as the barrel of peanuts from the discipline era give every fan of your team a barrel of 10-20 red herring
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 07:40 PM
that would kinda suck though
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not everyone would get to participate
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and it’s not like peanuts where you can use more than one
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 07:41 PM
yeah true
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i suppose it is difficult to force more 'plot messages' to show up
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 07:41 PM
yeah that’s the problem
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like the only way to get more now would be
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to make a BUNCH more replicas of the detectives
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and get lucky
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 07:42 PM
only issue is that, w/ negative glover, i would not be surprised if there was not a single consumer attack next season (until folks inevitably tried to stop the mvp vote) meaning that even if we had everyone get a detective replica there would be 0 messages
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 07:43 PM
yeah
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i hope tgb realizes this
19:43
maybe rhe quid will put them in the shop after i go to bed (please)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 07:44 PM
"the plot dial is in your hands now," they said what they didnt know is that we would use up all of our plot juice in an instant and now we're out of plot 😔
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 07:45 PM
to be fair they didn’t make it clear if we would get any more plot juice or not
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cause i feel like they can’t just…. let it stay like this
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i can’t
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if this is all that’s ever unredacted then we’ll never actually figure things out
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 27-Jun-21 07:46 PM
it might be that we get fish really slowly. that'd suck, but would make sense.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 07:46 PM
i think they'll slowly roll in things that will help us figure out what we could be unredacting
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for instance, we puzzled out that Parker was revoked and abused for profit before "An Exile" was added to the library (edited)
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 07:47 PM
i dunno
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i just feel like. we had so much cool stuff all at once and now we’re back to almost nothing
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 07:48 PM
yeah i think that might have just been "new thing gotta play with it" syndrome
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 07:49 PM
what do you mean
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 07:49 PM
as in, we found out how to get red herrings and threw them at all the messages we could find
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instead of waiting for the really really juicy stuff to show up~
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 07:49 PM
yeah
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 07:49 PM
and like i dont blame anyone for that lol
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we broke the gate! it was hype as hell!
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...but still we could have slowed down a bit :P
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 07:49 PM
i know some people didn’t realize how limited they were and spent them on not very cool things by accident
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 07:50 PM
yeah for sure
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 07:50 PM
i don’t know i just. it was super cool and i want to go back to that
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 07:50 PM
it's extremely cool yeah
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 07:50 PM
im repeating myself sorry
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Jun-21 07:51 PM
all good!
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 07:51 PM
I trust that TGB knows just how cool all the plot stuff is. I'm sure there'll be other ways to get herrings, especially since all the other plot seems to be speeding up too
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 27-Jun-21 07:52 PM
i hope so
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sorry im just tired and feeling emotions
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 07:52 PM
You're fine! This game has that effect on people
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 08:08 PM
I wish Plasma and Friend were one Gift
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rather than two separate Gifts
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 08:08 PM
Same
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Laz (they/them) 27-Jun-21 08:08 PM
like I get "collect the set" but also that's two whole Gifts of space 😦
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also make the Seekers also count TGB
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they have magnifying glasses
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 27-Jun-21 08:18 PM
does anyone have the list of all the players in the dogs' shadows
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@🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 27-Jun-21 08:21 PM
wow who snuck yabish into the namepool
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these names are overall very good and i love them though
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Beaker Barley has the BEST MOUTHFEEL
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 27-Jun-21 08:23 PM
SNEAKERS
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is that THE sneakers
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quincognito 💚 27-Jun-21 08:25 PM
it is THE sneakers yes
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tricks (they/them) 💜 27-Jun-21 08:31 PM
SNEAKERS
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 27-Jun-21 08:33 PM
i wish theyd put sneakers full name, sneakers ceviche violence
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 27-Jun-21 08:48 PM
Sneakers who?
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tricks (they/them) 💜 27-Jun-21 08:49 PM
sneakers!
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 27-Jun-21 08:51 PM
:O
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 27-Jun-21 08:51 PM
one of the. i think theyre on the team now but they were a keeper i wanna say. their cat
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 27-Jun-21 08:51 PM
Fantastic
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 08:54 PM
Isn't Sneakers Felix's cat?
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 27-Jun-21 08:56 PM
i think thats who im thinking of
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tricks (they/them) 💜 27-Jun-21 09:07 PM
yeah, felix is ump cake and has been part of tgb for a while (edited)
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sneakers learned “sit pretty” (lie down, put your dainty little peets out) for a tiny piece of chip and now if i don’t give him one he gets very aggressive about sitting pretty https://t.co/rhFVxRsWMa
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 27-Jun-21 09:59 PM
okay. got my 22 herring
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anywhere i need to spend em in particular?
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 10:00 PM
all of liquid friends redactions from both election and late siesta
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 27-Jun-21 10:01 PM
First four are probably the Special ones in Liquid Friend's feed, then hm. Maybe some stuff in An Exile? (edited)
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Lots of stuff are very far from being unredacted now though (edited)
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 27-Jun-21 10:01 PM
yeah, nothing important is super close rn
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like, we could finish out an alternate? but the only things left are almost certainly just megan ito was Forced to stay in the ILB
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we definitely need stuff from an exile, but most of the peoples herrings are tapped out rn
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 27-Jun-21 10:05 PM
yeah we need More. im hoping this is smth tgb has a mechanic for
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 27-Jun-21 10:07 PM
god yeah i hope they give us more ways to get fish soon
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tricks (they/them) 💜 27-Jun-21 10:17 PM
i imagine we'll get the opportunity for more replicas in the gift shop at the very least
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god yeah i hope they give us more ways to get fish soon
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 28-Jun-21 07:26 AM
well obviously the trick is to trade in Goobies for them /j
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so I was talking to a local Baltimore friend about blaseball, about the 3 maryland teams and the two Baltimore Crabs, and he thinks this is a reference to real life sp*rts. this is what he said, emphasis is mine
Nice. We used to have three sports teams. Orioles (baseball), Colts (football), and Bandits (hockey) Orioles never moved once they got here. Colts moved to Indianapolis, eventually replaced by the Ravens. Bandits played hockey for like a season but got no attention so they disappeared. I don't know if all three sports were all in the city at the same time OH! AND THE SECOND COLTS We had for a few years, a Baltimore Colts, later renamed Stallions, who played for the CFL in between Colts prime and Ravens I'll bet that's what the second Crabs team is alluding to
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 28-Jun-21 07:52 AM
oh yeah there's been tons of sports team turnover in irl Baltimore
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even the Yankees kinda-sorta started there (it's debatable because early baseball history is weird like that xD)
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Laz (they/them) 28-Jun-21 07:53 AM
ALSO: Jon Bois' video on the Cleveland Browns becoming the Baltimore Ravens
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 28-Jun-21 07:57 AM
semi-related note, I know we've been having a great time with uncovering all the pre-history stuff, but I'd also really like to see some more discipline era unredactions so some of the pre-feed stuff is more accessible to newer fans
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CosmicChopsticks 28-Jun-21 07:58 AM
there's loads there, i dont know what else would be worthy of it
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i guess there's probably a snackrifice one
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 28-Jun-21 07:59 AM
All the events would be neat. I think the only thing that's different there is that you can just go read the wiki articles in the meantime
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CosmicChopsticks 28-Jun-21 07:59 AM
a unslam/wyatt masoning one
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peanut battles
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cosmic: "idk what else is worthy" also cosmic: names four other notable events /lh
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there is a lot of blaseball history, and it's easy to forget it
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CosmicChopsticks 28-Jun-21 08:02 AM
yeah but there's 31 books in that section of the library
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thats a lotta stuff
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Laz (they/them) 28-Jun-21 08:07 AM
I want the Trial
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I wanna see Goku was Incinerated!
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 28-Jun-21 08:12 AM
God, to see that properly canonized
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the trial entry in the library is just a link to the pdf
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 28-Jun-21 08:26 AM
Even better, it's a link to the objection.lol
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Laz (they/them) 28-Jun-21 09:43 AM
LMAO
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Goku Legallydistinct batting for the Philly Pies. (edited)
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 28-Jun-21 10:41 AM
There probably also might be some mundane ones. There's "Season A" and "Postseason A" in the Prehistory, there might be things like that in Discipline
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though we very much want to see how they'd manage to depict the Grand Unslam in feed narrative given the whole point of that was that there was a discontinuity (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 28-Jun-21 10:43 AM
Yeah, that's definitely the Discipline era book I'm most interested in
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Laz (they/them) 28-Jun-21 10:43 AM
imagine Displine Era begins with "30 Teams joined the ILB"
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 28-Jun-21 10:44 AM
I genuinely don't know how I would react, lol
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 28-Jun-21 10:44 AM
oh that's a good point, The Return of Blaseball is definitely book #1 or #2
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what are the numbers on the #1 chapter title? (edited)
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CosmicChopsticks 28-Jun-21 10:46 AM
3,5,4,3,7
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the first day, 3rd edition?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 28-Jun-21 10:46 AM
Yeah, they match the "The First Day" chapters from all the other books
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CosmicChopsticks 28-Jun-21 10:47 AM
second one is 3,9,4 so thats probably onto more custom stuff
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 28-Jun-21 10:48 AM
Yeah. As always, the chapter name numbers are significantly less reliable than the entry numbers, but I like to think we can at least get ideas from them
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 28-Jun-21 10:48 AM
actually, how many of them start with 1 or 2 letters
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CosmicChopsticks 28-Jun-21 10:48 AM
everything the same length as chapter 10 are 8,1
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so those are probably seasons?
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 28-Jun-21 10:48 AM
we can probably extrapolate those as "a" or "an" given the format of "a <x>" is common
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CosmicChopsticks 28-Jun-21 10:49 AM
9 and 11 are 6,1
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 28-Jun-21 10:50 AM
Yeah, from 9 down, it looks like Season, Election, Season, Election, etc
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 28-Jun-21 10:50 AM
you're probably right about the seasons, and that would make chapters 29 and 31 seasons 10 and 11 respectively because they look to be only one character longer
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CosmicChopsticks 28-Jun-21 10:50 AM
yeah those are 8,2, good call
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so there's at least one event between each election
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 28-Jun-21 10:51 AM
I think those are still the seasons.
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Because the character counts match the season names still, if you add the subtitles.
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 28-Jun-21 10:51 AM
notably "A Return" and "A Ruby Tuesday" show up before the 7th of the [8,1]s
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CosmicChopsticks 28-Jun-21 10:51 AM
ah, didnt think of that
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 28-Jun-21 10:52 AM
which likely means that two season 7 events are before the season 7 chapter
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CosmicChopsticks 28-Jun-21 10:52 AM
yeah, "season 3: peanut plague" fits in 13
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meaning there arent any special ones other than return and ruby tuesday after the start of season 1
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 28-Jun-21 10:52 AM
Yeah. The only one that doesn't work is Season 6, Idols, but if you make it Season 6, Idol it also fits.
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 28-Jun-21 10:52 AM
also where do we get the numbers for the spacing to be able to fiddle with them ourself?
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CosmicChopsticks 28-Jun-21 10:53 AM
inspect element
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 28-Jun-21 10:53 AM
ah
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CosmicChopsticks 28-Jun-21 10:53 AM
its kinda fiddly
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for the individual messages there's a sibr spreadsheet
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 28-Jun-21 10:53 AM
ohhh we see
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 28-Jun-21 10:53 AM
My guess was that a lot of the events are stored as the beginning chapters, then get distributed downward when they're revealed, but idk how realistic that is.
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 28-Jun-21 10:53 AM
yeah we see what you mean
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CosmicChopsticks 28-Jun-21 11:00 AM
there's a lot in pre-history 2 with the same format, except the season number/letter/ID seems to be two characters
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 28-Jun-21 11:01 AM
makes sense, "The First Day, 2nd Edition" shows that PH2 season 1 was named Season AA
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 28-Jun-21 11:01 AM
Yep.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 28-Jun-21 11:01 AM
so it either continues as Season BB or Season AB
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 28-Jun-21 11:01 AM
I think we've seen AB?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 28-Jun-21 11:01 AM
Oh have we?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 28-Jun-21 11:01 AM
I'm not sure now
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CosmicChopsticks 28-Jun-21 11:01 AM
oh i didnt notice that
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feels like something new megan would have in her feed
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 28-Jun-21 11:02 AM
well new megan was, presumably, vaulted in season E i think
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CosmicChopsticks 28-Jun-21 11:02 AM
oh
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 28-Jun-21 11:02 AM
could be wrong on that one
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just making an assumption based on the fact that we know (not new) Megan was MVP four seasons in a row, A-D (edited)
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CosmicChopsticks 28-Jun-21 11:03 AM
i havent been paying too much attention to the timeline
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 28-Jun-21 11:03 AM
so new megan probably picked up where they left off
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Laz (they/them) 28-Jun-21 12:44 PM
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hi my brain broke again (happily)
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Reader is Ultraviolet, Megan Ito was an Ultra League Player, and we know which god is talking by what color their text is
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and it looks like the League is starting to climb through the Depth chart and end up on the other side, going down, and the "Reader's Vision" (purple) is giving us a view into where they are
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also re: spectroscopy: the Microphone speaks in magenta, closer to the end of radio waves
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Is there any precedent for spectroscopy colors and text colors being connected like that?
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Laz (they/them) 28-Jun-21 01:10 PM
I haven't seen one but maybe
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Without a precedent or something a bit more overt to nudge us in that direction, I feel like comparing spectroscopy colors and text colors might be a bit of a stretch. I'm not saying it's a bad idea, just that there's not enough evidence (yet) to convince me
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yes to "we need to go below the noodle with a reader's circle" bur no to the color stuff
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I think the color stuff that matters is simply coin/capitalism/bad yellow, gene/hall/"good?" blue, and reader/chaos/good purple
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megan as the reader is plausible. i think she played a role similar to wyatt mason acting as the microphone
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 28-Jun-21 02:19 PM
yeah i think we can stack overflow our way to one side or the other. it feels like something is gonna happen if we hit the bottom with the "you're in the negatives" purple circle or hit the top with the "you're way down deep" grey circle. feels good feels organic feels data crimes.
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the mic always being there, and as wyatt echoed into static from the paradox of the grand unslam and picked up the mic, megan ito did the same from her force field / incin paradox
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i think that the way the Grand Unslam / Wyatt Masoning is written in the library will be very important. I think we'll see the original Wyatt Mason echo into static just as Megan did
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"an exile"'s 3rd redaction has been changed to day 181, it's not after the last day of "postseason b" anymore (day 15 & 58 unchanged) (edited)
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kinda weird
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Laz (they/them) 28-Jun-21 03:44 PM
(the spectroscopy thing is deffo a stretch i'm just antsy for more Herring tacopensive )
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 28-Jun-21 04:01 PM
gib lore
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plz tgb
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Laz (they/them) 28-Jun-21 04:03 PM
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tricks (they/them) 💜 28-Jun-21 04:03 PM
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Laz (they/them) 29-Jun-21 06:13 AM
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HEY THIS SHOWED UP LAST NIGHT 👀
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ON PARKER'S FEED
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CosmicChopsticks 29-Jun-21 06:14 AM
its concerning
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Laz (they/them) 29-Jun-21 06:15 AM
He's gonna keep showing up on there until Something happens to that Force Field
06:15
I bet
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Centritide🌮💜 29-Jun-21 06:50 AM
lilmijo
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 29-Jun-21 07:00 AM
my bets that we play the vault team on a day x, and new megan ito takes it
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 29-Jun-21 07:05 AM
Oh yeah if there's a traitor in the vault with Parker
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 29-Jun-21 07:07 AM
there is, new megan
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 29-Jun-21 07:17 AM
Ambush procced, pulled a Klong from the whales apparently
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id of d0762a7e-004b-48a9-a832-a993982b305b
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for the team
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CosmicChopsticks 29-Jun-21 07:19 AM
alphabetically between los angeles and maryland, 8 letters
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 29-Jun-21 07:23 AM
cant think of any l names after los?
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so probably a ma before r
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🌮Blenjamin Rees🌮 29-Jun-21 07:24 AM
Mainland
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 29-Jun-21 07:24 AM
mainland whales? i can see that being it
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CosmicChopsticks 29-Jun-21 07:26 AM
current leading guess in sibr is manitoba
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🌮Blenjamin Rees🌮 29-Jun-21 07:27 AM
Oh Manitoba's a good shout.
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mandalay, maralago
07:30
also... core, atlantis, hades, hellmouth, who's to say it's a real place?
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 29-Jun-21 07:30 AM
I still highly doubt there'll be a team that's a subset of Canada
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But blaseball is a prove you wrong simulator so we'll see
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i would love to see more public-domain fantasy locations
07:33
and myth, too. valhalla, olympus, elysium, styx
07:34
"Olympus Titans"
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ya gal, al💙 29-Jun-21 07:45 AM
I googled "places with whales" and my bet is now Maldives
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caveat that it's usually The Maldives, and Maldives Whales sounds weird, but I'm betting it anyway (edited)
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gaybritishcow 29-Jun-21 08:07 AM
one unlikely possibility could be Maritime Whales
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i say unlikely because the real world location link i could think of for that is to a place that does not play baseball
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 29-Jun-21 08:58 AM
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 29-Jun-21 08:59 AM
FHSGHCJGSHHJCSH
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gaybritishcow
i say unlikely because the real world location link i could think of for that is to a place that does not play baseball
CosmicChopsticks 29-Jun-21 09:17 AM
downward isnt a place either, and south africa doesnt play baseball so i dont think thats a requirement anyway
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gaybritishcow 29-Jun-21 09:17 AM
true
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CosmicChopsticks 29-Jun-21 09:18 AM
im sure we'll see some european teams in pre-history, and baseball doesnt really exist in europe
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gaybritishcow 29-Jun-21 09:18 AM
maritime whales made me actually immediately think of maritime greenwich
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we've had a whale in the thames more than once
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CosmicChopsticks 29-Jun-21 09:21 AM
true, theyre coming into the estury more and more
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Laz (they/them)
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Do we have any context for that from Day 18? Was Parker possessing a player at that time or something?
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Laz (they/them) 29-Jun-21 09:29 AM
Oh bc Parker has Super Roamin
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It's supposed to be every 9 Days
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But Day 9 has nothing and Parker 5 freaked out on Twitter same day
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 29-Jun-21 09:30 AM
notably, day 18 was the same day another super-roamer (sosa hayes w/ the fifth base) roamed
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that might be something?
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we'll see if parker attempts to roam again on day 27
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Laz (they/them) 29-Jun-21 09:32 AM
Oh lord
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If Parker Roams and Breaks Free before Earlsiesta 👀
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But Day 9 has nothing and Parker 5 freaked out on Twitter same day
gaybritishcow 29-Jun-21 09:34 AM
i mean parker's kind of doing that with every post atm
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If Parker Roams and Breaks Free before Earlsiesta 👀
frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 29-Jun-21 09:34 AM
👀 😰 😬 tacolol ohno lilmijo tacohen tacoscream
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Camaclue (🦇) 29-Jun-21 02:20 PM
Imagine if Parker broke free on Day 99 and joined a team that is neither incinerated nor in the ILB
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Parker MacMillan has roamed into the Real Game Band
tacoscream 8
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Centritide🌮💜 29-Jun-21 02:50 PM
real game band isn't playing any eclipse games so it's fine, probably, preemptive riv rgb
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 29-Jun-21 02:55 PM
RIP - Rest In Percolation
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Laz (they/them) 29-Jun-21 03:46 PM
it's fine all the Game Band's pets are safe on the Downward Dogs /lh
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athenrein 💜 29-Jun-21 03:49 PM
Oh I need to go pet them today
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 29-Jun-21 03:50 PM
I'm very glad the site doesn't seem to keep track of how many times we pet the dogs, but man do I want to know how many times we pet the dogs.
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Laz (they/them) 29-Jun-21 03:51 PM
but Cliff in Era 7 they'll add the Three-Headed Hound god and bite the money out of your account for each Pet you did /j
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Camaclue (🦇) 29-Jun-21 03:52 PM
If we collectively pet the dogs a million times The Top Dog (a new god) will appear and say "Woof"
upnut 3
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 29-Jun-21 03:52 PM
That would have happened immediately, lol
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ya gal, al💙 29-Jun-21 04:54 PM
if i'm penalised for petting the dog then i am forever broke and that is simply how i am meant to be (edited)
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quincognito 💚 29-Jun-21 05:09 PM
@clucked 9000 did you see that this ghost dropped
upnut 5
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clucked 9000 29-Jun-21 05:10 PM
HUH
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What is this
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Where is this
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quincognito 💚 29-Jun-21 05:14 PM
it's one of the dead players who inhabited Kennedy Loser
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 29-Jun-21 05:14 PM
YESSSSSSSS, FINALLY!
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quincognito 💚 29-Jun-21 05:14 PM
lmao did you add that cliff
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 29-Jun-21 05:15 PM
I did!
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quincognito 💚 29-Jun-21 05:15 PM
incredible
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you've had the patience of solomon
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 29-Jun-21 05:15 PM
Nah, I've had a few pop up already. Lizzy and Aoife are also my fault
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 29-Jun-21 05:15 PM
henevieve REAL
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quincognito 💚 29-Jun-21 05:15 PM
yes but not to give away that you put poor Hen in the field of eggs
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 29-Jun-21 05:16 PM
Lol
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
RIP - Rest In Percolation
Centritide🌮💜 29-Jun-21 05:24 PM
piv tacopensive
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clucked 9000 29-Jun-21 05:33 PM
IM REAL
chefkiss 4
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 29-Jun-21 06:02 PM
Aoife is such a good one
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Laz (they/them) 29-Jun-21 08:13 PM
ayy congrats Hen
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
Aoife is such a good one
🌮Kid Kudi💚 29-Jun-21 08:56 PM
How do you even pronounce that. Genuine question (edited)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 29-Jun-21 08:57 PM
i believe it's EE-fuh
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 29-Jun-21 08:57 PM
Thanks
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 29-Jun-21 09:07 PM
its not ay-oh-fe?
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georgia 🌱 29-Jun-21 09:16 PM
It’s an Irish name, vowels work differently
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Camaclue (🦇) 29-Jun-21 09:40 PM
It's not aye oh EEF
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 29-Jun-21 09:41 PM
Ow-if, clearly.
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Camaclue (🦇) 29-Jun-21 09:41 PM
Ow i fee
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 29-Jun-21 09:41 PM
Oh, if E
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Laz (they/them) 30-Jun-21 05:56 AM
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Hi we got a...new KLoNG...
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Something fishy is going on here
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gaybritishcow 30-Jun-21 05:58 AM
hey cote loveless is in the gift shop
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can you be dead in the vault?
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why did the coin revive chorby then?
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georgia 🌱 30-Jun-21 05:58 AM
OH I was wondering what was wrong with the picture haha
05:58
Weird....
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CosmicChopsticks 30-Jun-21 05:59 AM
loveless still isnt searchable
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Laz (they/them) 30-Jun-21 06:58 AM
Did Cote die INSIDE the Vault 👀
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gaybritishcow 30-Jun-21 07:04 AM
hmmmm
07:05
if parker was vaulted more than once, i guess you might be able to die in the vault yeah (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 30-Jun-21 07:06 AM
07:06
🤦 root root root for the Home Team
07:06
(spotted on Millscord)
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🌮Talow🌮 30-Jun-21 12:16 PM
Oh, did anyone get a screenshot of Cote Loveless's stats?
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 30-Jun-21 12:20 PM
i don't think their player page was accessible
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SubtractionSoup 30-Jun-21 03:34 PM
Died in the vault…or got vaulted posthumously
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there's precedent that it can't be the latter, weirdly-- Chorby Soul got vaulted posthumously, but can't Haunt
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Laz (they/them) 30-Jun-21 03:41 PM
theory from folks on Millscord: maybe Cote has an as-of-yet Unseen Mod that lets them Inhabit players despite being alive
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that'd be really cool. Cote is definitely gonna be something wacky
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Camaclue (🦇) 30-Jun-21 04:32 PM
Possess: This player can Haunt players as a joke
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 30-Jun-21 06:41 PM
astral project perhaps?
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 30-Jun-21 10:08 PM
hey nerds what are all the new teams we know about
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 30-Jun-21 10:24 PM
uhhhh lemme see if i can do this off the dome
22:26
alaskan immortals, baltimore crabs, antarctic fireballs, minneapolis truckers, downwards dogs, phoenix trunks
22:27
maryland squirrels, canada artists
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 30-Jun-21 10:27 PM
boulders bay birds
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 30-Jun-21 10:27 PM
ah yes. and then i think thats it?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 30-Jun-21 10:28 PM
The Topeka Moist Talkers are half-new
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 30-Jun-21 10:29 PM
i like referring to the dead crabs as the bal2more crabs but i think thats just me
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 30-Jun-21 10:29 PM
I like The Legally Distinct Baltimore Crabs, personally
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 30-Jun-21 10:30 PM
or the Baltimore Crabs, no not those ones
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 30-Jun-21 10:30 PM
Oh yeah, that one's much better.
22:30
Man, I forgot just how tired I was getting by the end of Thursday, lol. My news posts get so ridiculous
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 30-Jun-21 10:31 PM
Longerest Thursday real
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 30-Jun-21 10:31 PM
blue-timore crabs
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quincognito 💚 30-Jun-21 10:31 PM
Altimore Crabs
tacolol 2
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 30-Jun-21 10:31 PM
The Eromitlab Sbarc
⭐ 18
22:32
Oh no
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 30-Jun-21 10:32 PM
?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 30-Jun-21 10:33 PM
That making it to the starboard is dumb, lol
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 30-Jun-21 10:33 PM
cool, gonna make it happen
ohno 1
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Kavr👻n (🍎) 💤💚 30-Jun-21 10:34 PM
I have been summoned to star something.
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tricks (they/them) 💜 30-Jun-21 10:34 PM
sbarcinization
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 30-Jun-21 10:36 PM
I like that it's sbarcinization, not cracinization.
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baltimorecrabs2.com
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Laz (they/them) 01-Jul-21 05:23 AM
BaltimoreCrabs0
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Laz (they/them) 01-Jul-21 05:30 AM
👻⌚: Johnnyboy Swift
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SubtractionSoup 01-Jul-21 05:38 AM
Johnnyboy Swift has A Modest Proposal for us
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Laz (they/them) 01-Jul-21 05:54 AM
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CosmicChopsticks 01-Jul-21 08:05 AM
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 01-Jul-21 08:06 AM
NEWBOOKSNEWBOOKSNEWBOOKS
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CosmicChopsticks 01-Jul-21 08:08 AM
08:08
new one in discipline seems important
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THEY CALLED TOT FOX A STAR FOX
08:10
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CosmicChopsticks 01-Jul-21 08:10 AM
can you link that?
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CosmicChopsticks 01-Jul-21 08:11 AM
ty
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 01-Jul-21 08:11 AM
megan, what did you do
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well, it's very obvious what they did, but still
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Cote Loveless has a feed entry around here in A Walk, dunno which entry or for what
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CosmicChopsticks
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 01-Jul-21 08:13 AM
This one seems super important because as far as we can tell, Pre-history I had E seasons.
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 01-Jul-21 08:14 AM
Why is all this stuff in discipline
08:14
What do we not know
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i think Lootcrates was trying to demonstrate the history of the Suns
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CosmicChopsticks 01-Jul-21 08:14 AM
things are usually sorted by the last entry in the chapter
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also: here is the last entries, the last book of Pre-History I. looks like this era ends here and begins anew, perhaps with parker macmillan Contained?
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CosmicChopsticks 01-Jul-21 08:14 AM
tot fox breaking the sun happened in season 10, so the whole thing goes in discipline
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 01-Jul-21 08:15 AM
well here's hoping we get a lot more herring
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yeah we're gonna need literally a hundred lmao
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 08:15 AM
Reverb weather existed in Season A????
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CosmicChopsticks 01-Jul-21 08:16 AM
sun 1 getting to critical pressure happened on the same day as the snap election (edited)
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oh wow
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Laz (they/them) 01-Jul-21 08:16 AM
https://www.blaseball.com/library/4/29 Discipline: A Sun 👀 (edited)
Baseball at your mercy
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 01-Jul-21 08:17 AM
It seems like a LOT happened the same day as snap election, there's a ton of d99 stuff in A Walk as well
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Camaclue (🦇) 01-Jul-21 08:17 AM
What I wanna know is, why doesn't sun 2 seem to build pressure?
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CosmicChopsticks 01-Jul-21 08:17 AM
it is, but it resets a bit each election
08:17
maybe its a newer model?
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Sun 2 doesn't build pressure, Sun(Sun) does. who knows about sun 2 though
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 01-Jul-21 08:18 AM
Namerifeht learned from their mistakes, made it better than Sun 1. All the new ones have had to be rushed out though, so they fall back to the same mistakes as Sun 1.
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Camaclue (🦇) 01-Jul-21 08:19 AM
Or perhaps sun 2 auto-refills by converting runs into fuel and popping out a dub
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CosmicChopsticks 01-Jul-21 08:20 AM
i reckon this is the first ever run in blaseball
08:20
cote loveless bats himself in for 2 runs
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oh yeah goddamn it probably is the first ever run huh
08:20
as a demonstration of how runs are forged
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CosmicChopsticks 01-Jul-21 08:20 AM
meaning the first ever sun pressure
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yeah
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CosmicChopsticks 01-Jul-21 08:20 AM
which is why its in that chapter
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 01-Jul-21 08:21 AM
Probably why they're a legend, too-Cote was the first ever hitter
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 08:22 AM
the message in "A Traitor" immediately following "The Truckers collected a Win" is the exact same message as the last message of "An Exile" based on herring counts
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CosmicChopsticks 01-Jul-21 08:24 AM
looks like teams getting incinerated is building pressure (edited)
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 01-Jul-21 08:26 AM
Which tracks, because we know that players getting incinerated builds a small amount of pressure
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 01-Jul-21 08:26 AM
i did some quick math for "A Walk" to try and count how many incinerations are in there, and if everything in there is related to an incineration, 12-13 teams were incinerated in that span.
08:27
based on day numbers where things happened
08:27
and assuming only one team was incinerated per game
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 01-Jul-21 08:28 AM
So "A Walk" is probably about Parker's world tour, and then "Snap Election is "Oh fmee6ing the sun's pressure is too high, we need to do somethng about it" which leads to Parker getting the Force Field/Legendary and ending the First Run.
08:28
Because it's clear that the Sun in season A is the same one that we blew up
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CosmicChopsticks 01-Jul-21 08:35 AM
discovered in A Walk
The Instability chained to the Los Angeles Tacos!
ohno 7
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 01-Jul-21 08:37 AM
I don't think I've ever been so heartbroken to learn that the [U16] team isn't the Marianas Trench tacopensive
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 01-Jul-21 08:38 AM
hey uh, in A Sun... it implies there was a season 0
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YEAH
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 01-Jul-21 08:38 AM
that's... probably notable
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HISTORY FROM RIGHT BEFORE SEASON 1
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 08:38 AM
,,,,ooooh i didnt even catch that
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 01-Jul-21 08:38 AM
[rattles bars of the sim] more fish
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 08:39 AM
season 0 canon??
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 01-Jul-21 08:39 AM
That's certainly what it looks like!
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 01-Jul-21 08:39 AM
okay, yes, but also apparently Season 0 comes in between Seasons 22 and 22
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 01-Jul-21 08:39 AM
no, the events aren't always in order
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No the 22 stuff is lootcrates annotations
08:39
Thats in several books
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 01-Jul-21 08:39 AM
lootcrates' commentary is annotated with when they commentated, not when it happened
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 01-Jul-21 08:40 AM
I've been taking the season numbers at the start with a grain of salt xD . . . though actually the annotation thing makes a lot of sense
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 08:40 AM
yeah if it's a line from lootcrates it's probably safe to assume it's just their notes
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 01-Jul-21 08:40 AM
Yeah, Lootcrates' notes are added right before the book opens, they're not chronologically important (yet, at least)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 08:41 AM
although they always seem to be labelled "Gods' Day" even if the books were published on earlsiesta or latesiesta
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
season 0 canon??
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 01-Jul-21 08:41 AM
I'm going to issue my periodic reminder to look for Fernando Oh, Jose Hopsk(c?)otch, and Goodwin Excellence as possible Season 0 easter eggs xD xD xD
tacothink 1
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
although they always seem to be labelled "Gods' Day" even if the books were published on earlsiesta or latesiesta
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 01-Jul-21 08:41 AM
Yeah, I do wonder what's up with that.
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 01-Jul-21 08:41 AM
mainly because it would be really cool if I had been right about that one thing xD
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 01-Jul-21 08:42 AM
(jic yall havent noticed we're please waiting for lateista in watch rn)
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 01-Jul-21 08:42 AM
every single season I end up forgetting latesiesta and earlysiesta exist
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CosmicChopsticks 01-Jul-21 08:48 AM
there's a game in E68 where both teams get incinerated
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 08:48 AM
ohno
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 01-Jul-21 08:56 AM
WE HAVE FISH GAMERS
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 01-Jul-21 08:59 AM
Where?
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 01-Jul-21 08:59 AM
in the shop!!!! 10k a pop but. theyre there
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TornadoTorrie 💜🌮 01-Jul-21 08:59 AM
Gene coming through tacopleadhearts
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 01-Jul-21 09:00 AM
genes got our backs tacoluv
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CosmicChopsticks 01-Jul-21 09:01 AM
i found a team that has the same idea as the core mechanics but with a different name
09:01
7/8
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quincognito 💚 01-Jul-21 10:39 AM
oh hey we found out where the firefighters came from
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gaybritishcow 01-Jul-21 10:40 AM
okay which messages are priorities for unredaction?
10:40
i hate everything to do with the election and have nothing but fish to spend on
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 01-Jul-21 10:45 AM
i think liquid friend's vaultification messages might be priority
10:47
other than that-- whatever has the most fish, usually?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 10:48 AM
i bought about 20 fish and spent them... -- on the S20-EL messages in Liquid Friend's feed -- on the messages after SIESTA GO TO SLEEP! in "A Snap Election" -- on the message immediately after "The Truckers collected a Win." on "A Traitor" -- on all the messages under "An Exile" -- on the S20-EL messages in Uncle Plasma's feed
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Carolina Queens
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A bunch more redacted entries have been added to the feeds of Uncle Plasma and Liquid Friend
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 10:56 AM
probably Replicas being created
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Camaclue (🦇) 01-Jul-21 10:58 AM
Chicago firefighters came from the antarctica fireballs
10:58
It's like a metaphor
10:58
The firemakers bring forth the firefighters
10:58
Chicago Firefighters were literally damage control
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Laz (they/them) 01-Jul-21 11:58 AM
NEW FEED EVENT (edited)
11:58
Liquid Friend XI Sensed Some Darkness
11:58
Get a free fish
11:58
Went into the Secret Base
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DALLAS COWSS/???
12:43
HELLO????
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 01-Jul-21 12:43 PM
Udder Domination chefkiss
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THE STEAKS ONCE LIVED
tacolol 3
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 01-Jul-21 12:44 PM
I CANT BELIEVE THEY KILLED THE COWS AND TURNED THEM INTO STEAKS
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Centritide🌮💜 01-Jul-21 12:44 PM
oh my god
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 01-Jul-21 12:45 PM
JOHNNY CONTENT IS ON THERE OMG
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MY FAVORITE KLONG
12:45
IM OBSESSED WITH THE COWS
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Camaclue (🦇) 01-Jul-21 12:47 PM
Guess you could satmy the steaks
12:47
Were raised
dadlegs 4
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looks like Cote was on or against the cows in season A? (edited)
12:47
also some feed entries here as well
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 12:51 PM
i think Cote might have been definitely not a Cow? the team links tied to game feed events are listed in order of home-away, and if we're meant to believe that this was the first Run ever forged bc those feed events came from "A Sun", it's more likely that Cote was on the away team because they bat first
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makes a lotta sense yeah
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 12:54 PM
and also the Cows have 9 batters it's a little hard to use that as definitive proof because Cote is both dead and vaulted, so they could have been vaulted posthumously, but the Immortals did have 8 players to hint at Parker being from them originally, so it's possible that this could also b used to say they weren't a Cow (edited)
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i wonder where Cote's from, then, yeah
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 12:56 PM
...wait, agh, no, Cote couldn't have been vaulted posthumously right? they must have died while they were in the vault. because Chorby Soul was posthumously vaulted and they're not Deceased, they were resurrected when they were preserved then again, Chorby Soul was a special case bc they were Vaulted manually without going through the Ego process, so... idk (edited)
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hmmm. we've never seen a player die any way besides a rogue umpire, which... well, i don't know if there are any of those in the vault. Chorby Soul wouldn't have lasted in there
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Camaclue (🦇) 01-Jul-21 01:00 PM
Ah yes my favorite blaseball player Cote Loveless
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maybe they just had low happiness
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.@ feather 💙 01-Jul-21 01:21 PM
THE COWS
13:21
WERE INCINERATED
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AND BECAME THE STEAKS
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y!jumbo dadlegs
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YAGPDB.xyz BOT 01-Jul-21 01:22 PM
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 01:22 PM
YEAH
13:22
what a brilliant joke honestly
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hashu/tornait 01-Jul-21 01:25 PM
definitely a brilliant joke
13:26
i wonder if the spies were also one of the incineration replacements or if they were from First Day, First Edition
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 01:27 PM
the Spies... actually don't seem to have been present in Pre-History I in any capacity?
13:27
They don't have any redacted feed events before Season 12
13:29
it seems like this message got altered -- it used to say "Megan Ito was Forced to stay in the ILB"
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 01-Jul-21 01:30 PM
Oh huh, so it seems.
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Laz (they/them) 01-Jul-21 01:31 PM
Hello okay
13:31
Dallas Cows: second correct thing we guessed 🥳
13:31
(after Baltimore Crabs)
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Interesting
13:32
13:32
Chambers Smith is alive
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 01:33 PM
could just be a clerical error like how that one blaserunning player on that one other team was
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Laz (they/them) 01-Jul-21 01:34 PM
Maybe it's part of the horror
13:34
Like they're trapped in a scrap of slag that used to be a Ballpark :/
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 01:34 PM
aw jeez
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Camaclue (🦇) 01-Jul-21 01:34 PM
Oh my god
13:34
Dallas is built over the charred remains of Old Dallas
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 01:35 PM
very interesting that chambers smith specifically is the one that's still alive
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Laz (they/them) 01-Jul-21 01:35 PM
Yuuuup
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 01:35 PM
they seem... unremarkable
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Camaclue (🦇) 01-Jul-21 01:35 PM
OH MY GOD ISN'T THEIR COACH LITERALLY A BURNING COWBOY
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Laz (they/them) 01-Jul-21 01:35 PM
I think they have the same team color
13:35
Like the circle background
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 01:36 PM
yeah looks like it
13:37
#8C8D8F
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quincognito 💚 01-Jul-21 01:38 PM
absolutely losing my entire mind at the Cows having a player named "Patty Melton"
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 01:38 PM
LOL
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quincognito 💚 01-Jul-21 01:38 PM
imagining writing all these teams like four IRL months ago and waiting this long for anyone to see them lol
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 01:40 PM
imagine writing all these teams like one IRL year ago and being bummed out that nobody could see them because relegation didnt pass
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 01-Jul-21 01:41 PM
oh hey congratulations on finally having one we got right from the beginning xD
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
it seems like this message got altered -- it used to say "Megan Ito was Forced to stay in the ILB"
hashu/tornait 01-Jul-21 01:41 PM
that's a very spies thing, tbh show up unannounced, not really even an expansion team, they're just there
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 01-Jul-21 01:41 PM
I'm pretty sure Laz's first draft of team name guesses had Dallas Cows
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
imagine writing all these teams like one IRL year ago and being bummed out that nobody could see them because relegation didnt pass
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 01-Jul-21 01:42 PM
also . . . omg that totally makes sense xD
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hashu/tornait 01-Jul-21 01:42 PM
honestly it does
13:42
but i wonder about the breach teams sometimes
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Laz (they/them)
(after Baltimore Crabs)
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 01-Jul-21 01:42 PM
ah right forgot the Crabs
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Camaclue (🦇) 01-Jul-21 01:42 PM
Houston Astros just up and disappeared then the Spies suddenly appeared
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hashu/tornait 01-Jul-21 01:43 PM
maybe the crabs were a different version of the franchise
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old crabs I lean
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*mean
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 01-Jul-21 01:43 PM
I mean that's what it looks like they were
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oh also
13:43
nice 8
13:44
my timing was impeccable
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hashu/tornait 01-Jul-21 01:45 PM
ah, makes sense probably got a change in their manager, or it could be like the Charlotte Hornets, where the og team existed, but then moved to another city
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Laz (they/them) 01-Jul-21 01:46 PM
It had Bulls originally bc I had the wrong word count but yeah Cows :)
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 01-Jul-21 01:47 PM
ngl it would be hilarious if they did a Cleveland Browns with Baltimore xD xD xD but my guess is the truth is much more . . . fiery
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Camaclue (🦇) 01-Jul-21 01:47 PM
Imo Bluetimore Crabs were about evolving past crab
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Laz (they/them)
Dallas Cows: second correct thing we guessed 🥳
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 01-Jul-21 01:47 PM
i mean, can we really count the crabs? didnt we assume it was our crabs?
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 01-Jul-21 01:48 PM
that's the thing xD
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Laz (they/them) 01-Jul-21 01:48 PM
I mean I'll take it lol
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 01-Jul-21 01:48 PM
uh, wrong reply, right person
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Centritide🌮💜 01-Jul-21 01:51 PM
we also knew it wasn't our crabs didn't we?
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Do we have an analysis yet of which entries in the new books are worth revealing?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 01-Jul-21 01:57 PM
Not really, but my first instinct is that A Snap Election is by far the most eventful one
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Perhaps, but I suspect some entries might be repetitions
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Laz (they/them) 01-Jul-21 02:00 PM
14:00
Oh that's new
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Centritide🌮💜 01-Jul-21 02:00 PM
they were there for season E?? (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 01-Jul-21 02:00 PM
The Crabs were apparently born from an incineration I think? During Parker's A Walk
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 01-Jul-21 02:02 PM
God, I want them to have replaced the Crabs so bad
same 7
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Laz (they/them) 01-Jul-21 02:05 PM
14:05
Hmmmm
14:05
You know what
tacothink 6
14:05
Maybe there was a team between Crabs Blue and Crabs Red
tacolook 6
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Briefly
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 01-Jul-21 02:06 PM
carcinization 👀
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 02:08 PM
A Rogue Umpire incinerated the Baltimore Crabs! They're replaced by the Baltimore Crabs.
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georgia 🌱 01-Jul-21 03:32 PM
So these new Prehistory 1 books give us a pretty clear order of those events actually, which is exciting! I’ve done an outline of events I can drop in here if you would like that wall of text
tacolook 4
15:34
And Discipline books confirm that the sun’s gonna turn into a black hole instead of explode, right
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 01-Jul-21 03:34 PM
looks like it!
15:36
(makes sense, too, because if sun(sun) is losing fuel, its internal pressure would have to increase rapidly to continue nuclear fusion with heavier elements)
15:36
(but like. that's beside the point lol)
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georgia 🌱 01-Jul-21 03:37 PM
This is a browser game with a fluids mechanic engine built in, having nuclear fusion logic tracks haha
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Centritide🌮💜 01-Jul-21 03:37 PM
why would runs and stuff cause it to lose fuel
15:37
like if you're forging runs and wins out of the sun, doesn't that reduce the sun's mass?
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georgia 🌱 01-Jul-21 03:38 PM
I’ve been on that train for a while (I think that’s how we’re gonna get our expansion bloat removed) so the confirmation is nice
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Centritide🌮💜
like if you're forging runs and wins out of the sun, doesn't that reduce the sun's mass?
jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 01-Jul-21 03:39 PM
it sounds like the runs and wins are made out of the sun's material, so removing any fuel to forge them will disrupt the internal pressure equilibrium
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Centritide🌮💜 01-Jul-21 03:41 PM
but that should disrupt it to fuse slower, right?
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gaybritishcow 01-Jul-21 03:41 PM
i realise saying this under any other circumstance would be ridiculous but
15:41
god am i ready for the sun to explode
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same 6
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 01-Jul-21 03:43 PM
i think it would actually speed it up, because less fuel means it can fuse what's left over in less time (i might have to double check though)
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Centritide🌮💜 01-Jul-21 03:43 PM
i mean there's less mass so less gravitational force
15:44
smaller stars live longer
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 01-Jul-21 03:44 PM
oh true, that makes sense!
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Centritide🌮💜 01-Jul-21 03:47 PM
although the physics has to be muddled somewhere
15:47
the sun would never collapse into a black hole
15:47
so who knows
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Camaclue (🦇) 01-Jul-21 03:53 PM
Sun(Sun) becmes Black Hole(Black Hole) and wins get swa
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tacolook
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 03:55 PM
I can't wait for Black Hole(Black Hole) to square root the Unwins from Turntables and give us a season of complex-numbered Wins
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Camaclue (🦇) 01-Jul-21 03:55 PM
Wins become imaginary and since imaginary wins aren't physical they don't weigh you down (edited)
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georgia 🌱 01-Jul-21 03:56 PM
Okay here’s a more reasonable way to share my interpretation of the plot outline - I found it hard to track across all the books so apologies if it’s obvious
15:56
Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time.
15:57
Tiny bits of speculation and filling in blanks but mostly solid
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 04:21 PM
oh all the queens who used to be not-dead are now dead
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 01-Jul-21 04:22 PM
riv
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 01-Jul-21 04:38 PM
Aw
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 01-Jul-21 04:51 PM
chambers smith is still not-dead tho
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 01-Jul-21 06:25 PM
i still wish the fish werent so expensive..... barely anything is happening this week compared to last
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Camaclue (🦇) 01-Jul-21 06:25 PM
I'm splurgin
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 01-Jul-21 06:26 PM
i just know that some people probably cant do anything because they dont have enough money
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Camaclue (🦇) 01-Jul-21 06:26 PM
Ibam out of mony
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 01-Jul-21 06:27 PM
and also the people who will be able to buy the most fish arent going to because theyre more focused on economy than lore
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SubtractionSoup 01-Jul-21 06:30 PM
We did get 3 freebies from the detectives so far, though
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Hopefully they'll still be available next week
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 01-Jul-21 06:31 PM
next week is siesta
18:31
and im guessing we're not gonna make any progress over siesta
18:31
not with how expensive they are
18:32
and wait 3 freebies? i only thought there were 2
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No, next week is the Semicentennial
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 01-Jul-21 06:32 PM
next week is offseason
18:32
20, 21, 22
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georgia 🌱 01-Jul-21 06:32 PM
I’m hanging out to see what our elections are looking like, but if nothings dire I’m gonna put it into fish instead of votes probably
18:32
It’s a weird week
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞
and wait 3 freebies? i only thought there were 2
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Oh wait, this is my first extended siesta, sorry
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 01-Jul-21 06:33 PM
oh that one must be new
18:33
it's just a 2 week offseason
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 01-Jul-21 07:27 PM
19:27
parker :(
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but that's wrong??
19:28
Parker MacMillan isn't named an MVP, he's named Parker MacMillan
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 01-Jul-21 07:29 PM
most valuable parker
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kilozombij
Parker MacMillan isn't named an MVP, he's named Parker MacMillan
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 01-Jul-21 07:40 PM
Is Parker the new Chuck Norris
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 01-Jul-21 07:40 PM
chuck norris but sad
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Chuck Norris but not horrible lmao
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Laz (they/them) 01-Jul-21 08:43 PM
MacMillan Valuable Person ❤️
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 01-Jul-21 08:49 PM
MacMillan Valuable Parker
20:49
MacMillan V-bucks Parker
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Camaclue (🦇) 01-Jul-21 09:17 PM
Parker really got that #1 victory royale huh
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Centritide🌮💜 01-Jul-21 09:25 PM
interesting that megan ito was gripped by force three times does blaseball operate with three-move repitition rules?
21:25
oh my god wait
21:25
three MOVE repetition
21:26
tGB!!!!!!
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Camaclue (🦇) 01-Jul-21 09:26 PM
Blaseball is a 9 layered pun cake
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 01-Jul-21 09:27 PM
It's puns all the way down
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Centritide🌮💜
tGB!!!!!!
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 01-Jul-21 09:54 PM
I don't understand what's happening here
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Centritide🌮💜 01-Jul-21 09:55 PM
megan ito tries to move three times but ends up in the same position
21:56
i guess technically megan ito would only have entered/be gripped twice but idk (edited)
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 01-Jul-21 09:58 PM
Oh I thought you were making a connection to the initials TGB but you were just calling them out. But I also didn't get that it was a chess thing so ty
21:59
Wait a minute
22:00
Okay Parker has been gripped many more than 3
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Centritide🌮💜 01-Jul-21 10:00 PM
ah that's bc roaming can fail
22:01
it's a one time trigger at the end of each week
22:01
but entering the Hall is a state-based trigger (?)
22:02
maybe it only identifies something as a Superposition when you make the same move many times within a short period of time
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 01-Jul-21 10:04 PM
Megan Ito failed their password 3 times and was locked out
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 02-Jul-21 01:49 AM
how many redacted events are there?
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 02-Jul-21 02:13 AM
I counted earlier, everything I could find you could give herring to, it's like over 400.
02:14
(I still have 320 things to give fish to, I don't know how many I actually already gave fish to though)
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CosmicChopsticks 02-Jul-21 04:55 AM
chunky message at the end of snap election is getting fairly close
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I spent all my money on herring when i saw it in the shop, it was around 100 and im already at 0 now lol (edited)
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CosmicChopsticks 02-Jul-21 05:06 AM
im gonna have to decide how much to spend on herrings and how much to spend on votes
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 02-Jul-21 06:07 AM
these two are both fairly close
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 06:09 AM
where are those?
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮
where are those?
Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 02-Jul-21 06:10 AM
the first one is the bottom of “a snap election”
06:10
the other one is in A Save
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 06:10 AM
thanks!!
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 02-Jul-21 06:11 AM
no problem!!
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 02-Jul-21 06:54 AM
they’re both getting closer now
06:55
im a little bummed that we actually have a permanent source of fish now and yet we haven’t uncovered anything super interesting
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 02-Jul-21 07:02 AM
people are probably turned off by the cost tacopensive
07:03
depending on how the election looks, i might spend a bunch of coins to load up on fish ahead of the off-season
07:03
i've got...... 35 herring's worth of money ._.
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 02-Jul-21 07:04 AM
I’m probably just gonna buy fish and not votes lol
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 02-Jul-21 07:05 AM
it's a bit frustrating that you can only upscale once.... like i get that it prevents people from singlehandedly un-redacting events, but i'd love to just toss in a second fish here or there where it's needed
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 02-Jul-21 07:06 AM
yea
07:06
the price is so high it makes this real hard
07:07
cause a lot of the people who are doing the library stuff are probably not going to be super economy-focused
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 02-Jul-21 07:21 AM
I think it'll go up after elections tbh
07:22
For exactly this reason
07:22
Once people know how much they're spending on their wills and stuff then they can allocate the rest to fish
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 02-Jul-21 07:40 AM
we got a guy!!! also the other one is slowly getting closer
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Uncle Plasma is one upscale away from unlocking a redaction!
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 02-Jul-21 07:57 AM
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 02-Jul-21 08:03 AM
HEATED? SHAPED?
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 02-Jul-21 08:04 AM
we're allowed to talk about character counts here right?
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DeeJay 💚 ♅ 02-Jul-21 08:05 AM
specifically this channel, yes
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 02-Jul-21 08:05 AM
apparently if you account for name variance, this has the same amount of letters as cashmoney's vaulting message
08:05
so it looks like this is what happens to everyone
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 02-Jul-21 08:06 AM
oh gosh
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 02-Jul-21 08:07 AM
dont know how to feel about being heated and shaped 😟
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CosmicChopsticks 02-Jul-21 08:07 AM
yeah uncle plasma has a bunch of identical messages, presumably there's one for every replica
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 02-Jul-21 08:08 AM
oh my goodness it is just funko pops just injection molding
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Centritide🌮💜 02-Jul-21 08:15 AM
wait why would the original be heated and shaped
08:15
don't you just need the mold
08:15
...unless the replicas are made out of the original?
08:17
wow that's a horrifying thought
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 02-Jul-21 08:30 AM
i mean that was my assumption, the replicas are created from the original
08:30
which is why there are feed events on the original's feed every time a new replica is created
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just like sun(sun) and co.?
08:31
would make sense with all the star metaphors
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 02-Jul-21 08:32 AM
something something stellar plasma??
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 02-Jul-21 08:58 AM
potentially why the sun's losing fuel and increasing pressure, then
08:59
nucleosynthesis is a fun topic imo
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 02-Jul-21 09:30 AM
DONT WORRY GUYS THE VAULT IS A SAFE PLACE THEY DONT HAVE TO PLAY BLASEBALL ANYMORE!!!
09:30
ugh
09:30
least we're definitively disproving that now
09:31
Reset
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 02-Jul-21 09:31 AM
SALMON AND SNAKE?
09:31
DOWNSTREAM???!?
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SNAKE
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 02-Jul-21 09:32 AM
Rebuilding pillars, nice of them to fix the mechs park
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grab your dictionaries and thesauruses everyone it's time to gooooooo
tacolol 2
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 02-Jul-21 09:32 AM
RESET
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gaybritishcow 02-Jul-21 09:34 AM
LOOP REAL
09:34
OUROBORUS
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 02-Jul-21 09:35 AM
GOD DAMMIT TGB
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gaybritishcow 02-Jul-21 09:36 AM
HYPED FOR SEASON 12
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gaybritishcow 02-Jul-21 10:49 AM
they changed the text
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 02-Jul-21 10:49 AM
oh they deleted "DOWNSTREAM DELTA"
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gaybritishcow 02-Jul-21 10:50 AM
and changed spawn to respawn
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 10:54 AM
the first thing seems to be like a 'oops this isnt exactly what we're going for' but i dont understand the respawn thing. like salmon spawning and starting the cycle again makes more sense to me
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CosmicChopsticks 02-Jul-21 10:54 AM
the league respawns?
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 10:55 AM
i guess? spawn just feels like its more inline with the salmon metaphor i suppose
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quincognito 💚 02-Jul-21 10:55 AM
oh no snake weather
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 10:58 AM
what would that even do (said with the despair of one who knows just what TGB is willing to do)
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gaybritishcow 02-Jul-21 10:59 AM
no clue, they haven't started the snake puns metaphors yet (edited)
10:59
i'm sure they will though
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🌮Talow🌮 02-Jul-21 11:00 AM
So the original becomes a replica.
11:01
that sounds painful.
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Laredo Excavators
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 02-Jul-21 11:15 AM
oh my god it's the home of bloom goblin
11:16
what is it with blaseball and having too many damb teams from texas
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:17 AM
i asked in watch but where da hell is laredo- oh thanks
11:17
why do i want 2 spell it like 'loredo'
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CosmicChopsticks 02-Jul-21 11:17 AM
no london this time
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 02-Jul-21 11:17 AM
Gee Texas how come TGB lets you have 3 teams
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CosmicChopsticks 02-Jul-21 11:17 AM
but london fits in 2 other unknown team names
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:17 AM
britphobia
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tricks (they/them) 💜 02-Jul-21 11:17 AM
damn i was rly crossing my fingers for london werewolves
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:18 AM
we could still get that maybe. thatd rule
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 02-Jul-21 11:18 AM
heres their shadows
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CosmicChopsticks 02-Jul-21 11:18 AM
not werewolves, the other ones are 6,4 and 6,5
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 02-Jul-21 11:18 AM
im a big fan of ellie airport
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 02-Jul-21 11:18 AM
Memorial peeps!
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 02-Jul-21 11:18 AM
Memorial peeps!
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:18 AM
WIG DOUBT
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tricks (they/them) 💜 02-Jul-21 11:19 AM
meteora deleuze is great
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:19 AM
another jëff
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CosmicChopsticks 02-Jul-21 11:19 AM
hockeypuck? thats another splort confirmed
11:19
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:19 AM
are they the hockey to our mcbaseball perhaps
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 02-Jul-21 11:20 AM
I think they'd have to be mchockeypuck for that (edited)
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 02-Jul-21 11:20 AM
Ellie bluesky with "circle of salt" is uh. A lot. (edited)
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:20 AM
i mean like how it should be hlockey
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 02-Jul-21 11:21 AM
Fair!
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:21 AM
also memorial peeps sound like a terrible november marketing choice someone made
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 02-Jul-21 11:21 AM
Omg
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 02-Jul-21 11:21 AM
Or an even worse funereal marketing choice.
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:21 AM
oof. goth peeps tho
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 02-Jul-21 11:22 AM
i'd buy goth peeps tbh
same 1
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:22 AM
oh theyd turn your teeth black
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 02-Jul-21 11:22 AM
that'll intimidate predators it works out
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:22 AM
fair
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misch13vous 🍬 02-Jul-21 11:22 AM
I'm sure it's been deduced by now but my friend and I realizing that Parker probably got the Force Field in Election D, it getting stolen by Megan on Season E Day 9, her subsequently getting caught in Superposition on Day 13, and a newly freed Parker causing massive amounts of havoc in A Walk sent chills down my spine last night
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:23 AM
... what book are the excavators in again?
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misch13vous 🍬 02-Jul-21 11:23 AM
First Day
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misch13vous 🍬
I'm sure it's been deduced by now but my friend and I realizing that Parker probably got the Force Field in Election D, it getting stolen by Megan on Season E Day 9, her subsequently getting caught in Superposition on Day 13, and a newly freed Parker causing massive amounts of havoc in A Walk sent chills down my spine last night
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 02-Jul-21 11:23 AM
yeah. The contents of A Walk are gonna be rough
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:23 AM
thank u!
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CosmicChopsticks 02-Jul-21 11:24 AM
theyre in the hall if you want to open their team page
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my project over the siesta is going to probably be salmoning all of A Walk
11:24
i want to see it. i know what happens, but we need to see it.
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 02-Jul-21 11:24 AM
i know people have been talking about want to unredact other stuff but honestly just slowly going down the list of The First Day and discovering new and old teams is very fun to me
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we need to understand what they did wrong
11:24
also yeah filling out the first day is a very reachable and fun goal
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we need to understand what they did wrong
CosmicChopsticks 02-Jul-21 11:25 AM
most of a walk is figured out in the sibr spreadsheet if you want all the spoilers
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 02-Jul-21 11:25 AM
however...A Walk is also very 👀👀👀
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misch13vous 🍬 02-Jul-21 11:25 AM
it's tragic going to hall of flame teams, sorting by new, and seeing their last entry correspond to a date in A Walk that isn't a multiple of 9
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robin (she/they/fey/tay)
i know people have been talking about want to unredact other stuff but honestly just slowly going down the list of The First Day and discovering new and old teams is very fun to me
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 02-Jul-21 11:25 AM
Yeah, it's surprisingly enjoyable.
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CosmicChopsticks 02-Jul-21 11:25 AM
yeah i love the new teams
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:25 AM
oh that helps thanks. i pass on stuff like this to a friend cuz im more tuned in than them so i just wanted 2 tell her where to look if she wants to see em
11:26
oh god earning the coin for fish over siestas gonna be like pulling teeth
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CosmicChopsticks 02-Jul-21 11:29 AM
every couple of days you earn a fish
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quincognito 💚 02-Jul-21 11:29 AM
offical petition to rename "Klongs" to "Memorial Peeps"
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misch13vous 🍬 02-Jul-21 11:29 AM
well guess we know that the excavators got parker on day 27, lost him on 36, and then went up in flames on 43
11:29
three days away from restabilizing. damn
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gaybritishcow 02-Jul-21 11:30 AM
a bunch of the excavator players are alive
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misch13vous 🍬 02-Jul-21 11:30 AM
oh true. huh
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 02-Jul-21 11:30 AM
I feel like that’s probably a bug
11:30
the team is dead
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quincognito 💚 02-Jul-21 11:31 AM
we had a similar bug with the queens earlier
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:31 AM
all these un loreable players is like. the scene in madagascar where the lion sees all his friends as steaks and im the lion
11:32
oh yeah where does one go to view the queens
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 02-Jul-21 11:33 AM
they’re in the hall
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:33 AM
thank u <33
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misch13vous 🍬 02-Jul-21 11:35 AM
didn't realize that parker's probable roaming in Pre-History I causes the snap election on day 99, which is likely sets the precedent for shortening the season from the typical 162 to that number for future seasons
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 02-Jul-21 11:38 AM
The thing is you can lore them anyway just don't put it on the wiki. I've already started drawing the Alaskan immortals and what r they gonna do about it??? Really?
11:39
Dont try to wiki it and don't step on toes and you'll be fine
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 02-Jul-21 11:41 AM
new unredaction 👀
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:42 AM
i mean true but also. i wanna talk abt them and lore them with you (the tacostand), my friends. ohoho big parker
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🌮Talow🌮 02-Jul-21 11:42 AM
... Oh, so that's what happened.
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parker left the ILB, the entire place burned down.
galaxysyndrome 3
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 02-Jul-21 11:42 AM
The La Paz Llamas! (check the links for the entry, too)
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:43 AM
more animals!!! and is that a non-american location as well?
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 02-Jul-21 11:43 AM
yeah, capital of bolivia!
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:43 AM
nice!!!!!!!!
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you love 2 see it
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quincognito 💚 02-Jul-21 11:43 AM
HAPLESS MUSTARD
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 02-Jul-21 11:43 AM
Hapless Mustard...my new favorite player
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parker DEFINITELY roamed out of the Vault
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:44 AM
sheeeh, that player bussin on god on god, respectfully
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so we now know that's possible!!
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🌮Talow🌮 02-Jul-21 11:44 AM
That is actually incredibly fun to know.
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quincognito 💚 02-Jul-21 11:44 AM
.......i'm realizing that they probably generated all of these teams like 4-5 months ago, i.e. late enough to include bloodhouse names but not late enough to include any of mine wheerersad
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:45 AM
parker burn down the vault again challenge
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misch13vous 🍬
didn't realize that parker's probable roaming in Pre-History I causes the snap election on day 99, which is likely sets the precedent for shortening the season from the typical 162 to that number for future seasons
Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 02-Jul-21 11:45 AM
oh right, i completely forgot that the seasons used to be 162 days...
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Their slogan is...appropriate
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quincognito 💚 02-Jul-21 11:45 AM
jam clab
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 02-Jul-21 11:46 AM
JAM CLAB
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CosmicChopsticks 02-Jul-21 11:46 AM
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quincognito 💚 02-Jul-21 11:46 AM
@_@
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:46 AM
oh lord
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where'd they come from?
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CosmicChopsticks 02-Jul-21 11:46 AM
whoa black betty
⭐ 8
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:46 AM
stan throg- influencer caveman
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 02-Jul-21 11:47 AM
I find it funny that the team with the slogan "We are On Fire!" never actually caught on fire (they're alive)
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:47 AM
oh thank goodness
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looks like the Llamas are part of the section post-Siesta on Snap Election they also got roamed away from but not incinerated i think? i misunderstood the timeline btw, Parker was vaulted after A Walk
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 02-Jul-21 11:48 AM
oh no, jammy fox's pregame ritual... :(
11:48
"saying goodbyes just in case" 😭
tacosob 6
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quincognito 💚 02-Jul-21 11:48 AM
tacosob
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:48 AM
im cryogn irl about that
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kilozombij
looks like the Llamas are part of the section post-Siesta on Snap Election they also got roamed away from but not incinerated i think? i misunderstood the timeline btw, Parker was vaulted after A Walk
CosmicChopsticks 02-Jul-21 11:48 AM
a walk ends on E99
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okay so i know that what i mean is that he got vaulted after he walked
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i.e. super roaming came before vaulting
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Meaning (grember) 02-Jul-21 11:49 AM
Why did he reach critical mass? That’s not the typical legendary message
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:49 AM
parker is a celestial body
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Meaning (grember)
Why did he reach critical mass? That’s not the typical legendary message
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 02-Jul-21 11:49 AM
We don't know that (yet). They're all redacted (edited)
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It very well might be the typical legendary message
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:50 AM
the 4 suns, the blackhole, and parker
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Meaning (grember) 02-Jul-21 11:50 AM
Oh fair enough I could’ve sworn it was something else
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CosmicChopsticks 02-Jul-21 11:50 AM
it looks like parker gets super roaming in season D election
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 02-Jul-21 11:51 AM
that would make sense, i think
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CosmicChopsticks
it looks like parker gets super roaming in season D election
Meaning (grember) 02-Jul-21 11:51 AM
Wow what assholes
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CosmicChopsticks 02-Jul-21 11:51 AM
SIBR guesses
SPOILER
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 02-Jul-21 11:51 AM
makes sense, they had to have become super roamin' in SD anyway or else A Walk would make no sense
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CosmicChopsticks 02-Jul-21 11:52 AM
presumably that means that revoking someone twice gives super roaming idk if this is worthy of being spoilered
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 02-Jul-21 11:52 AM
most likely
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anyone else down to go flute to the mints and make them shadow revoke nan next season /s /s /s /s /s /s
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CosmicChopsticks 02-Jul-21 11:52 AM
imagine the moondials
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 02-Jul-21 11:52 AM
i thought they were going to shadow revoke bright zimmerman on their own accord
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oh that'd be fun
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Meaning (grember) 02-Jul-21 11:52 AM
Honestly I’ll think about it haha I wanna see juicy NaN
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Bright is Roamin' and On An Odyssey so it'd be a test run for NaN
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CosmicChopsticks
presumably that means that revoking someone twice gives super roaming idk if this is worthy of being spoilered
Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 02-Jul-21 11:55 AM
three times, not twice, but probably yes.
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CosmicChopsticks 02-Jul-21 11:55 AM
close enough
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 02-Jul-21 11:56 AM
this is the next highest one I think
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 11:58 AM
aww a lil ways off then. i should check n see if i can get more fish
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🌮Talow🌮 02-Jul-21 11:59 AM
10k a pop in the shop now, or you can still upnut the detective messages.
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 02-Jul-21 11:59 AM
yeah theres 4 upnutable messages I think
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Easiest way to find them is to go to the global feed
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CosmicChopsticks
presumably that means that revoking someone twice gives super roaming idk if this is worthy of being spoilered
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 02-Jul-21 12:00 PM
gotta be 3, twice gets on an Odyssey
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 12:01 PM
wish u could filter global feed to just show scaling posts. i dont wanna go scrombling across the whole site just to find the next highest one
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 02-Jul-21 12:01 PM
you kinda can, if you sort Special Top you'll just see the red ones
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 02-Jul-21 12:03 PM
think they want ones to upscale not ones that give herring
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 02-Jul-21 12:04 PM
ohhhh my bad yeah
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 12:05 PM
yeahh. im glad u can find those ones but tbh scrombling across all the detectives is easier than like. literally the whole site almost. smth to address if this is relevant next era i suppose
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Laz (they/them) 02-Jul-21 12:15 PM
heavy breathing Y'all there's so much lore
12:15
passes out
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 02-Jul-21 12:17 PM
oh my god laz are u ok
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 02-Jul-21 12:18 PM
was laz ever ok?
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Laz (they/them) 02-Jul-21 12:18 PM
I'm at work and so many stuff unredacting
12:18
New potential Hatfield Suzuki relative on the Llamas WHO IS ALIVE
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 02-Jul-21 12:18 PM
oh i missed the excavators
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Laz (they/them) 02-Jul-21 12:18 PM
Owen Suzuki has H20 Blood Mambo Suzuki likes Cold Brew Hatfield has BOTH 👀👀👀
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
was laz ever ok?
Laz (they/them) 02-Jul-21 12:19 PM
Can I answer that with "tired laugh, shaking my head"
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Laz (they/them) 02-Jul-21 12:40 PM
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Patty Melton has...Escaped?!?
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whhHHH
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Laz (they/them) 02-Jul-21 12:41 PM
I don't even know how to describe this
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Laz (they/them) 02-Jul-21 12:41 PM
Started inhabiting, but now player is gone
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GHOST HEIST
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 02-Jul-21 12:45 PM
Check the steaks shadows, see if they got a new patty on the team
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CosmicChopsticks 02-Jul-21 12:46 PM
nope
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 02-Jul-21 12:46 PM
no they don’t come up in the search at all
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CosmicChopsticks 02-Jul-21 12:46 PM
the player is just gone
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 02-Jul-21 12:46 PM
so either they don’t exist anymore or are hidden again
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CosmicChopsticks 02-Jul-21 12:46 PM
they no longer exist in the api
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 02-Jul-21 12:46 PM
w
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why
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Equitum 🌮💚 02-Jul-21 12:47 PM
uh so I’ve put off getting herring until now, how many are possible to get from upnuts? I found 29
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 02-Jul-21 12:47 PM
not sure exactly how many
12:47
you can buy them now too
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 02-Jul-21 12:47 PM
25? i think
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Equitum 🌮💚 02-Jul-21 12:47 PM
right right just want to maximize my free* herring
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 02-Jul-21 12:47 PM
there were just the 3 this season right?
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oh if you found 29
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guess i've missed some
12:48
what were the others besides the 3 liquid darks
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Equitum 🌮💚 02-Jul-21 12:48 PM
Sorting by special/top was helpful
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quincognito 💚 02-Jul-21 12:49 PM
i submitted a website feedback requesting that Patty Melton be returned to the Cows
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give steaks patty melton as a playoff birth N O W
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
what were the others besides the 3 liquid darks
Equitum 🌮💚 02-Jul-21 12:50 PM
I think those were still the only ones from s22
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 02-Jul-21 12:51 PM
huh
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no clue what i've missed then
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Equitum 🌮💚 02-Jul-21 12:51 PM
I do count 5 of them though
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 02-Jul-21 12:52 PM
oh theres just been more deep darknesses that i didnt know about
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 02-Jul-21 12:52 PM
"We are On Fire!" I AM DYING OMG xD xD xD
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SubtractionSoup 02-Jul-21 12:52 PM
There are 7 deep darkness messages
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Equitum 🌮💚 02-Jul-21 12:52 PM
6 actually
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Oh I guess 7 haha
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SubtractionSoup 02-Jul-21 12:53 PM
Just go to global feed and sort by special hot. They're all pretty close to the top (edited)
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 02-Jul-21 12:54 PM
god I love the choice to give us a title like "A Traitor" and then basically nothing else, let our imaginations run wild for a bit
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 02-Jul-21 12:54 PM
Oh weird. Upnutting those on Hot makes other ones show as upnutted on Top.
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 02-Jul-21 12:57 PM
-__-
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 02-Jul-21 01:02 PM
press l or r twice to barrel roll!
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I'm planning on dumping a bunch of coins into herring soon, and I've already upscaled the special detective messages, the unknown teams in First Day editions 1 and 2, and pretty much every redaction with at least 500 upscales. Is there anything more targeted that I could spend my next herrings on, or should I keep flailing around in Snap Election?
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CosmicChopsticks 02-Jul-21 01:20 PM
snap election isnt interesting
13:20
its the same message for every team, so we should unlock one and then leave it
13:20
im mostly interested in team names in 1st edition
13:20
there's a bunch of ones we dont know the names of yet
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 02-Jul-21 01:25 PM
I wanna see the stuff at the bottom of a snap election mostly but it would be worth it to unlock one of The Ones if just so we don’t have to only talk about it in spoilers
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 02-Jul-21 01:28 PM
Yeah, the bottom, like, 5 messages of Election seem like they'd be a good goal
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CosmicChopsticks
there's a bunch of ones we dont know the names of yet
Yeah, but I've already upscaled those
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
Yeah, the bottom, like, 5 messages of Election seem like they'd be a good goal
That's a good place to start, thanks!
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 02-Jul-21 01:49 PM
omg there was a ghost heist??
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patty where'd you go bestie
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quincognito 💚 02-Jul-21 01:49 PM
somebody else besides me submit a website feedback about it because mine got eaten by this season's stupid experiment
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🌮Talow🌮 02-Jul-21 01:50 PM
at minimum a slugger is aware that patty disappeared. with the statement "I'm sure it's fine."
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quincognito 💚 02-Jul-21 02:06 PM
lol
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 02-Jul-21 02:13 PM
Hey didn't most other vaulted players only get 2 lines of redacted text?
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Brock 🌮 NaN Odyssey 02-Jul-21 02:21 PM
Is that the first vaulted attractor?
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🌮Talow🌮 02-Jul-21 02:22 PM
Liquid Friend though this is the first vaulted by MVP. also first negative (edited)
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Brock 🌮 NaN Odyssey 02-Jul-21 02:22 PM
Ah that could do it as well.
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quincognito 💚 02-Jul-21 02:24 PM
i think nagomi and york had two and everyone after them had three.
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Laz (they/them) 02-Jul-21 02:56 PM
Hmmmm
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 02-Jul-21 03:45 PM
is there another l team speculated or should we be the next team after the excavators
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 02-Jul-21 03:47 PM
If I'm reading it right, we should be next
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georgia 🌱 02-Jul-21 03:53 PM
Do you think the reason incinerations make the suns pressure go up is because it has to create all the new player’s stars tacothink
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Wins and runs taking energy > creating pressure makes sense. Incinerations have always been this weird outlier
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 02-Jul-21 03:57 PM
nothing new but this has been revealed
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🌮Talow🌮 02-Jul-21 03:57 PM
Oh you fmee6ing !. I think lootcrates just told us that there's an end of season event for the post season with the last message lootcrates left.
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with the "constallations" being just the regular players around the league.
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possibly
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 02-Jul-21 03:58 PM
Rising Stars has usually referred to the vaulted legendary players?
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🌮Talow🌮 02-Jul-21 03:58 PM
yes.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 02-Jul-21 03:59 PM
hmmmm maybe hinting at a just-for-fun (or maybe not just-for-fun! who knows!) day X type sscenario
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New upnut for herring!
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georgia 🌱 02-Jul-21 08:40 PM
So, random thought here, but based on what we know currently, one of the main things they changed on the reset after the Snap Election was that only 4 bases were placed. What if Parker was super roaming because he somehow ended up with the 5th base?
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 02-Jul-21 08:40 PM
i think it went into the vault with him
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Nea (She/Her) 02-Jul-21 08:41 PM
It seems more likely that it'd be due to repeated revokes. After all ,any team he stayed on was utterly doomed to fall behind, which eventually destroyed the league because everyone acted in their self interest instead of the interest of the whole.
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 02-Jul-21 08:41 PM
but also i dont think "An Exile" would be a book if he got it from an item
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Nea (She/Her)
It seems more likely that it'd be due to repeated revokes. After all ,any team he stayed on was utterly doomed to fall behind, which eventually destroyed the league because everyone acted in their self interest instead of the interest of the whole.
georgia 🌱 02-Jul-21 08:42 PM
Yeah this was my assumption too, except that when we’ve revoked players multiple times so far they only get On An Odessey? Maybe it needs a third round
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Nea (She/Her) 02-Jul-21 08:42 PM
yeah, no one's revoked a player with on an odessey yet
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georgia 🌱 02-Jul-21 08:43 PM
Just considering why they would only place four bases for the second time round, it’s a weird detail
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 02-Jul-21 08:44 PM
i do think someone picked up the 5th base
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Nea (She/Her) 02-Jul-21 08:44 PM
it's possible it's for other reasons like 'it was kind of frustrating to have to run five bases'. There's a few seasons that don't have decrees that could include a change to running four bases. It looks like the season C election is probably a book, for example
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🌮Talow🌮 02-Jul-21 08:45 PM
... here's a thought: do you think megan picked it up and traded it for the forcefield for a bit?
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georgia 🌱 02-Jul-21 08:46 PM
Yeah, I do, if that’s what happened
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I think everyone had 5 bases in ULB, so it wouldn't make sense for them all to be Super Roamin'. I feel it would be more likely for our 5th base to have Super Roamin' as a throwback to what happened to Parker the last time there were 5 bases
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georgia 🌱 02-Jul-21 08:48 PM
That’s definitely possible, although I read it more as the base being a legendary item from history rather than a recently created copy
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The last 5th base?
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🌮Talow🌮 02-Jul-21 08:48 PM
my other random thought that just occurred was "the fifth base determines which stadium is used for the bossfight."
tacothink 3
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georgia 🌱 02-Jul-21 08:49 PM
Oooh that would be fun
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Hey, the old Tacos just joined the ULB
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🌮Talow🌮 02-Jul-21 08:50 PM
yep. somehow throughout it all the tacos didn't get incinerated.
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georgia 🌱 02-Jul-21 08:50 PM
tacoparty
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Rattling on the doors of the library give me more ancient tacos
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I think there's more ancient tacos in A Walk
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georgia 🌱 02-Jul-21 08:53 PM
Oh I want like, individual players that we can illegally lore
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Maybe there were that got individually incinerated?
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Laz (they/them) 02-Jul-21 10:05 PM
congrats Tacos, you're old!
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tacoparty
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 02-Jul-21 10:06 PM
i mean, we knew this
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 02-Jul-21 10:12 PM
We didn't have an Old-Fogeys-General for nothing!
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DeeJay 💚 ♅ 03-Jul-21 03:04 AM
How many upnut herring have there been this week? 22 last week and I have 7 this week from various LFs in secret bases (edited)
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🌮Talow🌮 03-Jul-21 03:12 AM
did the LF that got beaned not sense foul play? (edited)
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SubtractionSoup 03-Jul-21 06:07 AM
Apparently not. There are 8 herring this week, all from entering the secret bases.
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 07:00 AM
this is the next message to go I believe
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and it’s right after us :0
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Camaclue (🦇) 03-Jul-21 07:01 AM
The Lametown Lame-o's ⭕
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gaybritishcow 03-Jul-21 07:21 AM
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they're in the hall
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 07:24 AM
Nyx Konk is iconic omg
07:24
.1 star pitcher my beloved
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Laz (they/them) 03-Jul-21 07:24 AM
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Looks like another victim of Parker's Firewalk
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🌮Blenjamin Rees🌮 03-Jul-21 07:34 AM
Butter up!
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gaybritishcow 03-Jul-21 07:50 AM
so because someone got caught stealing this player has just been hanging around with kennedy for a while now
07:50
which is fun
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🌮Blenjamin Rees🌮 03-Jul-21 07:51 AM
chefkiss
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Still can't believe Raúl Leal had their allergy cured while inhabiting.
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 09:26 AM
razzlynette thwompson is quite a name
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 03-Jul-21 10:05 AM
Patty Melton's id was e461f992-1008-49a4-aeb5-0dfe2ce0bd6f, if that's at all useful to anyone
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(I hadn't refreshed the SIBR player viewer since they disappeared, I assume they won't be there anymore when I do)
10:11
no actually they're still there . . . which makes sense, it's taking from the datablase, not directly from the site api
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Laz (they/them) 03-Jul-21 10:13 AM
it's so bizarre
10:13
why Patty Melton
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 10:13 AM
i expect its just bugged
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 03-Jul-21 10:52 AM
hey so i havent been very active in here but is there a chance there's a new jersey team in these redacted teams
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i would like there to be a new jersey team
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 10:53 AM
none that might be called new jersey, but potentially another location inside it
10:54
are there any towns/cities you'd particularly expect to get one?
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Camaclue (🦇) 03-Jul-21 10:54 AM
Jersey Jolphins
10:54
take it or leave it
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 10:55 AM
jersey doesnt fit either
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 03-Jul-21 10:55 AM
newark? trenton? those are our two biggest cities. wouldnt be atlantic city, already passed the A's
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Camaclue (🦇)
Jersey Jolphins
🌮Kid Kudi💚 03-Jul-21 10:56 AM
honestly ill take it
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 10:56 AM
trenton could fit
10:57
the last redacted entry in 1st edition could be trenton
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 03-Jul-21 10:57 AM
honestly i don't think it's likely lol. it's our capital but nobody thinks of trenton when they think of NJ
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 10:57 AM
honestly i couldnt think of a single city there
10:58
ive heard of newark
10:58
but couldnt have come up with it on my own
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 03-Jul-21 10:59 AM
yeah unfortunately "the shore" is not just one single long city
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🌮Blenjamin Rees🌮 03-Jul-21 11:01 AM
The Wildwood Wild Woods
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Camaclue (🦇) 03-Jul-21 11:03 AM
the Metropolis Meteors
11:03
The Gotham Bats
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🌮Blenjamin Rees🌮
The Wildwood Wild Woods
🌮Kid Kudi💚 03-Jul-21 11:03 AM
lmao yes (edited)
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Camaclue (🦇) 03-Jul-21 11:03 AM
The Realtown Realpeople
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🌮Blenjamin Rees🌮 03-Jul-21 11:04 AM
Princeton Dukes
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 03-Jul-21 11:04 AM
a jersey team would be the only team i'd consider leaving the tacos for, and even then i'd probably dualteam it
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 11:04 AM
ill dualteam for the first uk team and not before
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🌮Kid Kudi💚
lmao yes (edited)
🌮Blenjamin Rees🌮 03-Jul-21 11:05 AM
Of course, there was that time after re-alignment they became the Mildmood Mild Moods.
tacolol 1
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 11:48 AM
this is the next highest atm i think
11:50
this one is close behind tho
11:51
actually no THESE are closest
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 11:51 AM
aw well those are just gonna be more replica formation messages arent they
11:51
they're all the same length at the same time,,,
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 11:51 AM
ohh wait i see (edited)
11:52
i actually didnt realize that wjkgnhdkgjn,
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 11:52 AM
this ones a little bit further away but it might be juicy
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 11:53 AM
liquid's election messages are all around 400
11:54
hopefully we'll get another surge of fish soon since people are gonna be buying votes
12:00
also, this one isnt really high, but i wanna see what this is
12:00
i wanna see what a lot of "an exile" is but not many of them are fished much (edited)
12:05
also "a walk" but that has BARELY anythign with herring
12:06
like the highest one in "a walk" is 190
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 03-Jul-21 12:11 PM
Tbh I kinda wish the herring were cheaper. Yeah it prevents massive amounts of plot dumping in quick succession which is probably good for everyone’s sanity, but it’s such an big investment to mass upscale things. I wanna open all the mystery boxes
same 5
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 12:33 PM
yeah same
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 03-Jul-21 01:18 PM
WAIT
13:18
RAZZLYNETTE MADE IT???
13:18
@jasmine good news. razzlynette real
13:18
unfortunately they’re dead but
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I SAW YEAH
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 01:26 PM
what’s significant about razzlynette
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named after a character in a webcomic i write lmao
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 01:27 PM
oh cool!!
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(the name is supposed to be ridiculous)
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 01:28 PM
thwompson is a powerful last name too
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 03-Jul-21 01:32 PM
The whole name rules so hard
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 03-Jul-21 02:14 PM
Baseball at your mercy
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 02:15 PM
thats the first european team right?
14:15
i dont think i ever heard mallorca suggested
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 03-Jul-21 02:15 PM
yeah i think so
14:15
it's in spain i think
14:16
there's archie
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 02:17 PM
yeah its a spanish island in the med
14:17
mallORCA
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 03-Jul-21 02:17 PM
Dammit tgb
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 02:17 PM
im pretty sure there's no whales in the med, so its gotta be that
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gaybritishcow 03-Jul-21 02:19 PM
UM
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 02:19 PM
oh wow
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 02:19 PM
YEAH I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
14:19
UMM
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 02:20 PM
WOAH
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gaybritishcow 03-Jul-21 02:20 PM
they don't have any championships
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 02:20 PM
very weird how they've evolved 3 times but they have no champs and no unique mods
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gaybritishcow 03-Jul-21 02:20 PM
is there another way?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 02:20 PM
maaaaaybe it was a blessing/decree or something? like "evolve your team"
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 02:20 PM
theyve gotta be wailord by now
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🌮Blenjamin Rees🌮 03-Jul-21 02:22 PM
My orca Whales, genius.
14:22
Mallorca is one of the balearic islands, along with Ibiza, Menorca and Formentera.
14:23
And some smaller islands.
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 03-Jul-21 02:27 PM
no champs, no unique mods, no players with evolutions beyond base...
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Current closest unredactions -Uncle Plasma has a redaction at 965 -A Rivalry has a redaction at 966
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 03-Jul-21 02:35 PM
mall orca whales
14:35
orcas from the mall
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 03-Jul-21 02:35 PM
well, looks like good ol' U21 is next, looks like it's time to see if I have a local team xD
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
maaaaaybe it was a blessing/decree or something? like "evolve your team"
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 03-Jul-21 02:36 PM
my god, an entire team of Wyatt Glovers
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 02:36 PM
the uncle plasma message is just the same thing again
14:36
he has like 15 of the same message
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jasmine
named after a character in a webcomic i write lmao
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 03-Jul-21 02:37 PM
omg that's amazing xD xD xD
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CosmicChopsticks
the uncle plasma message is just the same thing again
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 02:38 PM
makes sense, that's how many replicas of them were made
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When I post those updates, I only check which redactions are approaching 1k upscales; I don't check how much we already know about what's behind those redactions.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
maaaaaybe it was a blessing/decree or something? like "evolve your team"
there was a team evolve decree in... S2 I think? so definitely not unreasonable
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 03-Jul-21 05:17 PM
theres uhhh 10 new free herring available rn right?
17:17
i claimed the 22 from last season already
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 05:24 PM
so, anything in particular we're looking to upscale now?
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Laz (they/them) 03-Jul-21 05:24 PM
Liquid Friend's Messages, A Walk, A Traitor, A Rivalry
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 03-Jul-21 05:25 PM
upscaled all of those tacoparty
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡
upscaled all of those tacoparty
🌮Talow🌮 03-Jul-21 05:28 PM
just to double check, you did upscale the special messages right?
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 05:29 PM
im gonna take a picture of the closest ones
17:29
17:29
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17:31
also these from liquid friend's feed, but we already probably know what they are
17:31
(the "heated, shaped, and replicated" message)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 05:33 PM
aaawesome
17:33
i got the 10 free fish and im ready to go ham
17:33
plus i still have like 70k coins left over
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 03-Jul-21 05:37 PM
yes, i actually upscaled all of liquid friends messages last season
17:38
so i just kinda spread my fish around in the library this time around
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 05:43 PM
yup just the squirrels
17:43
also uh
17:43
i'm just buying fish this season instead of votes
17:43
also jello you say that like 70k is a lot here hdklgnkdjgn /lh
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 05:44 PM
wait i misread
17:44
curse this lack of commas
17:44
i have 700k
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 05:44 PM
oh okay nice
17:44
man how do you people have so much money,,
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 05:44 PM
i was on snake oil and cold fries all season
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 05:44 PM
i dont have the energy to do smth like that
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 05:45 PM
im online too much so i had the time for it ig
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 05:45 PM
still a little miffed at how expensive the fish are 😔
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 03-Jul-21 05:47 PM
i was on rigby for most of the season and castillo for the postseason and i ended up with 1.5 mil by the end tacoparty which is good bc those fish are EXPENSIVE
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 05:47 PM
went and upfished... -- everything in A Sun -- the longest 3 messages in A Traitor -- a few random messages in "A Snap Election" that looked close -- the last message in postseason B, because it had a lot for some reason
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 05:49 PM
i did spend some money changing slots and buying peanuts and stuff but i dont think i even earned up to 1mil this season
17:50
cause i added it up and i spent 410k on fish apparently, and i have 467781 rn
17:50
yeah i didnt even make a million
17:53
wonder if i should get rid of one of my snacks just so i have less slots
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Laz (they/them) 03-Jul-21 05:55 PM
A Rivalry has revealed that Megan Ito and Wilkerson Ramos made a trade, Ito Traded their Metaphorical Golden Necklace w/ Ramos' Ambitious Arm Cannon of the Famine. Interesting notes: Ramos died as a Trucker. Ito's on Mints, Crabs (1), Shoe Thieves, and Truckers before Alteration
17:55
we have A Rivalry
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 05:56 PM
very very neat
17:56
so Ramos was an Artist at the time of writing, but got switched to the Truckers sometime before their death
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Laz (they/them) 03-Jul-21 05:56 PM
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 05:57 PM
well wait
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Laz (they/them) 03-Jul-21 05:57 PM
this is what confuses me; the sorting might be bugged?
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 05:57 PM
nvm actually
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 05:57 PM
yeah the sorting has been messed up for a few feed events
17:57
i know the ones on An Alternate are out of order outside of the library
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 05:57 PM
wait real quick are we allowed to talk about uhh
17:57
what things under redacted text say
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 05:58 PM
if it can be deduced via context (links to certain pages, lengths, etc) and maybe character counts, sure (edited)
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 05:59 PM
but not like message types?
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 05:59 PM
what about stuff like team and player IDs that are visible in the API?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 05:59 PM
uhhhh idk i just work here. i think cliff has been using stuff like that so
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what about stuff like team and player IDs that are visible in the API?
Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 05:59 PM
yeah thats what i was getting at
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 05:59 PM
if cliff has been using them here then they're probably fine, i'd guess
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 06:00 PM
there's a fair amount of metadata that gets thrown around other than just the character counts, but that might be deep fk? idk
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 06:00 PM
ok just wanted to make sure in that case also important maybe: according to dae, the ambitious arm cannon of the famine is a really good pitching item, and later on in "a rivalry" before the first shame there's a message of that item breaking which is probably how the shame even happened
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 06:01 PM
oh that's wild
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 06:01 PM
hold on lemme get what they said abt the item
18:02
"anti-homers, anti-hits in general, plus overperforming.. that breaking in the final inning of a game is absolutely an oh fmee6ing moment"
18:02
they said smth else too i lost it
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 06:02 PM
yeah i know the item is ridiculously good bc like -- megan is in the postseason (day 162+) so overperforming -- cannon = +overpowerment -- arm = +unthwackability -- of the famine = +unthwackability basically, it's Good
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 06:02 PM
although she only got that at the start of that final game, so clearly she was doing ok without it
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 06:03 PM
oh yeah obv
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 06:03 PM
thats the final game of the season for the championship
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 06:03 PM
yea
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 06:04 PM
i assume the longer message that i upfished is supposed to be the one about the item breaking?
18:04
this is an absolutely absurd at-bat btw like wow
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 06:04 PM
i think it's that first one
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 06:04 PM
i assume the last 4 short messages are all "Foul, 3-2"
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 06:04 PM
i believe so
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 06:04 PM
the one after the fouls is the item breaking, the one before the shame is a homer
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 06:04 PM
parker macmillan of foul ball fame 🥰
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 06:04 PM
yeah okay i figured it was a homer on the last one, just for fun
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 06:05 PM
iirc the other time he shames them with a walk
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 06:05 PM
really it could have been a hit of any sort but i havent looked too deeply into it so i'll just trust that it's a homer
18:05
Ooooo that's disrespectful
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 06:05 PM
what a way to win the championship
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 06:05 PM
but also it might not be?? idk i heard that that one was weird or something
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 06:06 PM
its not quite the message we usually see, but thats not unusual
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 06:06 PM
yea
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 06:06 PM
it seems like "Parker MacMillan drew a walk" instead of draws a walk
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 06:06 PM
2 balls, a strike, that next one could be either a ball or a foul, and yeah i think that's too long to be a message for a hit so yeah it totally could be a walk
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 06:06 PM
tenses have been weird a few times in these though
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 06:06 PM
a lot of these are very inconsistent hdkljgn
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CosmicChopsticks
it seems like "Parker MacMillan drew a walk" instead of draws a walk
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 06:06 PM
That would make sense, given that a lot of messages in the library seem to be in past tense instead of present like they usually are
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 06:07 PM
there was one book i dont remember which that just had. it was so weird
18:07
OH FOUND IT
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so theres this
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and then just
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 06:07 PM
wack
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 06:07 PM
Bottom 6. Canada Artists batting
18:08
a rivalry could just be full of typos as far as we know
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 06:08 PM
i guess all that really means is that they were written by hand and not automatic like other feed events 😅
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 06:08 PM
yeah thats what my assumption has been
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 03-Jul-21 06:08 PM
WAIT THIS ONE IS ALSO DIFFERENT IT HAS A COMMA
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 06:08 PM
LMAO
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 06:08 PM
although to have all the message types correct is impressive if its all manual
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 06:09 PM
for context, the bottom of 9 one is supposed to be correct (edited)
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 06:11 PM
looking at the rest of rivalry, it seems to just be every parker at bat, with him striking out each time until the cannon breaks
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 03-Jul-21 06:12 PM
@🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 I'm so ready to find out if we have a local team, but if it's called the Primaries I might die a little inside xD xD xD
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 06:12 PM
local is new hampshire?
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 03-Jul-21 06:12 PM
yeahhhh xD
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 06:13 PM
im pretty sure it has to be that
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 03-Jul-21 06:13 PM
somehow we're from literally the same town xD
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 03-Jul-21 06:13 PM
lmaooo
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 06:13 PM
it could be the new hampshire hampsters, yes i know that's not how it's spelled
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 03-Jul-21 06:13 PM
we would be the Primaries
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 03-Jul-21 06:13 PM
which is like, the fact that that's not the most insane thing about this discord channel says a lot xD
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 06:13 PM
lol
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 06:15 PM
found out recently that alexgndl and i used to live in the same town, on a completely different continent to most of the rest of you
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 03-Jul-21 06:15 PM
my only reservation is that there was almost a minor league team here called the New Hampshire Primaries, and idk how close they're willing to get to like, existing but probably grey-area copyright stuff xD
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 06:15 PM
its a small world
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 03-Jul-21 06:15 PM
the hell is this server xD xD xD
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 03-Jul-21 06:16 PM
but in all seriousness I'd rather we have a blaseball team named the Primaries than have to live through the American Defenders of Nashua again
18:17
independent leagues are a mess
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ya gal, al💙 03-Jul-21 06:18 PM
I lost my chance at a London team and now I'm clinging to our one european team, contemplating a move to mallorca, i've heard good reviews (edited)
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CosmicChopsticks 03-Jul-21 06:18 PM
there's still 2 options for a london team
18:19
in 2nd edition, so we're a long way from figuring them out though
18:19
these two are both 6 letter locations
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Laz (they/them) 03-Jul-21 06:25 PM
Maryland Squirrels was revealed officially (edited)
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First redaction in A Traitor is at 978
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more people buying fish 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀
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now at 994
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makes me wish there was, like, some kinda feed for new reveals
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 07:36 PM
we need a feed feed
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SubtractionSoup 03-Jul-21 07:37 PM
There's a bot in one of the SIBR channels that does that
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quincognito 💚 03-Jul-21 07:44 PM
there is? what channel
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quincognito 💚 03-Jul-21 07:44 PM
"EEeeeEEEEEeeeEEEEe!"
tacolol
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 03-Jul-21 07:45 PM
Ok, that's my new favorite team slogan
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quincognito 💚
there is? what channel
SubtractionSoup 03-Jul-21 07:45 PM
brellas-blits-and-blasement
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 03-Jul-21 07:47 PM
the team slogan is just cussing
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 07:49 PM
new weather! spicy
19:49
it's not really that spicy
19:49
might just be the tamest weather we've ever seen in blaseball, actually
19:49
but it's new!
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 03-Jul-21 07:56 PM
Just a note, the Liquid Friend feed events we want to reveal are the Election 20 ones, not the Latesiesta ones. (edited)
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georgia 🌱 03-Jul-21 08:14 PM
I spent about 1.2mil on fish yesterday to upfish everything in Parker’s feed (and a bunch of other things) lmao
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Friendship ended with voting secret lore is my new best friend
same 2
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Camaclue (🦇) 03-Jul-21 08:17 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if there's less votes in total this season
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 03-Jul-21 08:19 PM
Even without the fish I'm expecting it to be lower. The economy was off the charts the last two seasons
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georgia 🌱 03-Jul-21 08:21 PM
Plus the blessings are mostly scary and bad, fully expecting a bunch of “2000 votes cast! [Team] was the winner with 30% of the vote!”
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 03-Jul-21 08:51 PM
The 5th from last entry in A Snap Election is 5 away!
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1!
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 03-Jul-21 08:55 PM
Florence Rhinoceroses! (edited)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 08:57 PM
oh! a new team
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Camaclue (🦇) 03-Jul-21 08:57 PM
Florence and the Rhinoceroses
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oh my mistake
20:57
Florence + The Rhinoceroses
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fun fact: I like the HC that Parker kept the Immortals' uniform no matter what team he joined because he knew he wouldn't stay long
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georgia 🌱 03-Jul-21 09:11 PM
Is this the first time we’ve seen the vaulting messages?
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Camaclue (🦇) 03-Jul-21 09:14 PM
👋
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bye llamas
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 03-Jul-21 09:16 PM
Critical Mass
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tacothink
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 03-Jul-21 09:59 PM
wasn't critical mass mentioned in a blaseball beat wrt nagomi and york?
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 03-Jul-21 10:00 PM
tacothink
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CosmicChopsticks 04-Jul-21 02:34 AM
critical mass is also sun related
02:35
its the mass required for fission to continue on its own
02:35
did they turn into stars?
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georgia 🌱 04-Jul-21 02:45 AM
Lootcrates repeatedly refers to the MVPs as rising stars, wouldn’t be a stretch for blaseball to take that literally
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CosmicChopsticks 04-Jul-21 03:06 AM
oh thats true, makes sense
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Laz (they/them) 04-Jul-21 04:00 AM
yeah that was the text for Nagomi and York, Critical Mass
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also: there are 30 Instability Messages counting the Florence Rhinoceroses
04:01
(also the Wyoming Dolphins are still alive and have 2 🟡 and 1 🟣 )
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i really thought more than a thousand people would have spent lots on fish, at least to start cracking these important entries
05:16
we know everything in A Snap Election that's above the siesta, just the teams being unstable. we need the other election messages, to see the ending
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 04-Jul-21 05:25 AM
...the breath mints don't have "Kansas City" on their name until season E
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they're the only team without that
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we don't know if that's a typo or what but it seems significant
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georgia 🌱 04-Jul-21 05:31 AM
Interestingly they’re still in the right place alphabetically to be the KC breath mints
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(in that Season A image)
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I wonder if it’s supposed to be a nod to The Breath Mints. Or just human error seeing as these feeds are already a little inconsistent
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 04-Jul-21 05:46 AM
the fact that it happens multiple times makes me lean away from that interp
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 04-Jul-21 05:48 AM
yeah I think it’s just a joke at The Breath Mints. or just to shorten it down because it’s a long name
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The Breath Mints.
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Camaclue (🦇) 04-Jul-21 06:23 AM
The Breath Mints.
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 04-Jul-21 08:21 AM
the last message in postseason b is super close :0
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 04-Jul-21 08:46 AM
good work blue crabs
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Camaclue (🦇) 04-Jul-21 08:48 AM
goobiefist
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Crabs,,,
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 04-Jul-21 09:24 AM
hey yall i need help with timestamps two of them specifically 1. When you were able to get herring from upnuts 2. When you were able to buy herring from the store
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 04-Jul-21 09:26 AM
herring from the store has been there since 22-latesiesta, herring from upnuts has been there since the end of 21-75 (edited)
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 04-Jul-21 09:26 AM
herrings from store was like. juuuuuuuust before the siesta they were introduced yeah
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
herring from the store has been there since 22-latesiesta, herring from upnuts has been there since the end of 21-75 (edited)
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 04-Jul-21 09:27 AM
end of games on 75?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 04-Jul-21 09:27 AM
yeah end of games the monitor showed up and then red herrings became available, i believe
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 04-Jul-21 09:28 AM
cool poggers
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🌮Talow🌮 04-Jul-21 10:03 AM
I have 7 pickled fish to throw around, anything that looks interesting? (I already upscaled LF's special feed.)
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Nea (She/Her) 04-Jul-21 10:11 AM
The messages on the bottom of snap election, if you haven't yet.
10:12
Below siesta go to sleep
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🌮Talow🌮 04-Jul-21 10:12 AM
Alright. still have 3 left after that.
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there's also 3 at the bottom of A Traitor that look interesting, one is at 913
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MarioGMan25 04-Jul-21 12:56 PM
I got 1 Fish, where should I throw it?
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checks pins Liquid Friend? Alright.
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i just realized someone missing from Rising Stars
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 04-Jul-21 04:19 PM
ooooooh good point
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so dead players can get up there but static players cant....thats interesting
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yeah! it's also possibly because megan ito is... a historical artifact? New Megan is supposed to be her alternate, even though. both still Exist
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 04-Jul-21 04:20 PM
interesting. i think you're right on that; lootcrates probably just revealed original megan's player page as part of history, even if they dont exist anymore
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that's so... wild tho. she's in the database
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 04-Jul-21 04:24 PM
i mean, so are all the wyatts mason aside from ivy and max. their stats seem to be preserved even if the players arent (edited)
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 04-Jul-21 04:26 PM
for all we know the coin just doesnt think the static players Exist anymore regardless of if they do or not
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georgia 🌱 04-Jul-21 04:26 PM
I don’t know what this implies about static exactly but it’s giving me feelings
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They’re just.... gone....
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Camaclue (🦇) 04-Jul-21 04:27 PM
oh my god imagine if the reader revealed Static
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it's just a list of players we've never heard of besides the Staticed players we know about
16:28
Static is essentially a reality dumping ground
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 04-Jul-21 04:29 PM
oh also while im here
16:29
some close ones
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well some of these are closer than others but
16:30
the whole group is relatively close
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Camaclue (🦇) 04-Jul-21 04:30 PM
man though
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Static as just a dumping ground for paradoxes the gods don't want to deal with is kinda grim
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 04-Jul-21 04:53 PM
megan is not there yet
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who knows what stunts the reader will pull
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because like
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they have to act now
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georgia 🌱 04-Jul-21 04:54 PM
Ah, the reader
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Hey remember when we put a bunch of faith into the reader and they just. Didn’t show up again starehen
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gaybritishcow 04-Jul-21 04:56 PM
coin hunted them for sport
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tricks (they/them) 💜 04-Jul-21 04:57 PM
reader's eyes got tired. had to take nap. then more reading
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gaybritishcow 04-Jul-21 04:57 PM
seriously twice now she's been absent for an extended period, then an entity vanishes
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 04-Jul-21 05:18 PM
yo so uhh
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 04-Jul-21 05:18 PM
UH
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 04-Jul-21 05:18 PM
this one just went
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and um. yeah!
17:18
an actual prehistory loot message
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 04-Jul-21 05:19 PM
Lootcrates, what are you doing in the redactions?
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 04-Jul-21 05:19 PM
just the fact that like.. all the other messages have had a date of Now
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 04-Jul-21 05:19 PM
Yeah. (edited)
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 04-Jul-21 05:19 PM
like take this for comparison
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ack gtg now
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 04-Jul-21 05:25 PM
LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAAAAAAIN
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 04-Jul-21 05:38 PM
👀 SO LOOTCRATES WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME
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georgia 🌱 04-Jul-21 05:39 PM
Oh that’s.... weird
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 04-Jul-21 05:39 PM
lootcrates old
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ugh i want to look at blaseball
17:40
but breakfast
same 2
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 04-Jul-21 07:50 PM
you know . . . that whole "Pudge just walked right out of the Hall" thing is . . . a lot less funny with all this context
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🌮Talow🌮 04-Jul-21 07:51 PM
... do you think the hall of flame use to be the hall of fame before parker walked out of there?
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galaxysyndrome 10
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 04-Jul-21 07:52 PM
I mean what are they gonna do, incinerate all the incinerated players again? xD
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though yeah it could also just be like, this was just an ordinary location
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator
I mean what are they gonna do, incinerate all the incinerated players again? xD
jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 04-Jul-21 07:53 PM
insert homestuck double-death joke here i'll just preemptively bonk myself
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 04-Jul-21 07:53 PM
calling it, the Hall of Flame is located in Alaska
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 04-Jul-21 07:54 PM
i thought it was in the trench
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 04-Jul-21 07:54 PM
in the ruins of the Immortals' old stadium
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🌮Talow🌮 04-Jul-21 07:54 PM
At this point I figure the hall of fame was your stand location, you go there, you see records, you some people who used to play blaseball but don't anymore...
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 04-Jul-21 07:54 PM
which might also now be a trench
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(I don't think we're likely ever to get anything as concrete as that but it would certainly be a striking image)
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So by my count, the most Valuable things for us to unredact, based solely on "information we definitely don't have", are: Liquid Friend Special tab (plz put herring in Liquid Friend's Special Tab) The Season 20 EL Uncle Plasma Taken From Us message (Liquid Friend presumably has the same, but UP's is closer) The "A Sun" book in the Discipline section of the Library (maybe some idea of what is going to happen/why) The final messages of "A Snap Election" (The final resolution of Pre-History 1) York Silk's Season 17 EL messages (There's two of them, and Uncle Plasma/Liquid Friend only got one. What happened to our Legendary'd friends?) (edited)
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 04-Jul-21 11:44 PM
these are the closest ones as of right now, at least in the library itself; i think the special liquid friend ones are all around ~400-550 and idk about plasma/york
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 05-Jul-21 07:52 AM
hey
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 07:52 AM
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 05-Jul-21 07:52 AM
UM
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Camaclue (🦇) 05-Jul-21 07:53 AM
uhhh
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 07:54 AM
lmao
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Hazel 🐸👽 (they/it) 05-Jul-21 07:54 AM
devolution real
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 05-Jul-21 07:54 AM
looks like they were the other team in this section of "a rivalry"
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 07:55 AM
so thats who parker was playing for?
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 05-Jul-21 07:56 AM
yea
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Camaclue (🦇) 05-Jul-21 07:56 AM
These evolutions without wins thing is bizarre
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Laz (they/them) 05-Jul-21 07:59 AM
THE FIRST KLoNG
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08:00
Abbott Wright thank you for everything o7
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Hazel 🐸👽 (they/it) 05-Jul-21 08:02 AM
jesus look at those stars
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 08:03 AM
full list of shadows
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Laz (they/them) 05-Jul-21 08:05 AM
AAAAAA I recognize these names :)
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The Psychics had a lot of early ghosts
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 08:05 AM
abbott wright was the OG klong iirc
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Laz (they/them) 05-Jul-21 08:05 AM
Which...yeah that tracks lol
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They were!
08:05
If not for Abbott this channel might not exist 🥺
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 05-Jul-21 08:05 AM
MARLEY MARLOW
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 08:07 AM
this is another new team
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 05-Jul-21 08:08 AM
are you sure its not just the psychics again /gen
08:08
wait nvm i see yea
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 08:08 AM
this one is probably new hampshire
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 05-Jul-21 08:10 AM
oh hey
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abbott wright is on the Rising Stars page now
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 08:11 AM
oh interesting
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Laz (they/them) 05-Jul-21 08:12 AM
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:)
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 05-Jul-21 08:22 AM
if it's the Primaries I might break something xD
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 05-Jul-21 09:46 AM
BRONT
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THEYRE GOOD DOGS BRONT
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what if you get negative evolutions from three underchampionships?
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wait no then theyd have the indicators still
10:25
nevermind
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them)
these are the closest ones as of right now, at least in the library itself; i think the special liquid friend ones are all around ~400-550 and idk about plasma/york
Yea, I'm more focused on long-term than short term for my priorities. Big thing to me is what's very unknown. We know with near-certainty what the First Day messages are (They're all the teams, and for many of those teams we can even ID them to the exact message by finding the AG entry in their logs and checking the herring count) The Snap Election ones are very good tho and I def want those revealed. (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 05-Jul-21 11:22 AM
The Recordleaders might be good to add more potential good players to the Rising Stars Team (edited)
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fish taco
nevermind
quincognito 💚 05-Jul-21 11:32 AM
We only passed base evolution recently and we know it was possible to evolve before that through other means, so these are probably just via blessings or something
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 05-Jul-21 11:40 AM
OH HEY
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jul-21 11:41 AM
woah they got a lot of team mods
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 05-Jul-21 11:43 AM
oh hey
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Probably got Nightshade from that
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jul-21 11:44 AM
Cote Loveless was an Eggplant
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 05-Jul-21 11:45 AM
YO
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 11:48 AM
WE NEED TO GET THIS FOR FIG
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iSmartMan
Probably got Nightshade from that
SubtractionSoup 05-Jul-21 11:52 AM
Times Evolved is 0, though
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 11:53 AM
eggplants lol
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 11:53 AM
Hey better than the Primaries
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 11:53 AM
yeah they took it in a way different direction
11:54
are new hampshire known for their eggplants?
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 11:54 AM
About as much as Mexico City is known for their chicken wings
11:54
That is, not at all
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 11:54 AM
honestly i'd expect mexico city to have pretty good chicken wings
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gaybritishcow 05-Jul-21 11:55 AM
you will all be pleased to know that nightshade is a pun, because eggplants belong to the nightshade family
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 11:55 AM
isnt nightshade, like, super poisonous? (edited)
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 11:55 AM
This is definitely because I'm from Buffalo but I would be shocked if there were good wings in Mexico City
11:55
Nightshade's a pretty big family afaik
11:56
Also has things like bell peppers, tomatoes and potatoes
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Nea (She/Her) 05-Jul-21 11:56 AM
some nightshades are poisonous, others aren't
11:56
some of them had the poison bred out to become edible plants i think? which is wild
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 11:57 AM
"this plant i found is super tasty but people keep dying, we need to do something about this"
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Nea (She/Her) 05-Jul-21 11:58 AM
shoutout to ancient farmers who've been doing plant science for milennia to make plants that don't suck to eat
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CosmicChopsticks
"this plant i found is super tasty but people keep dying, we need to do something about this"
🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 11:58 AM
No but legit that's what people did. Similarly, that's kinda how corn got made
11:58
Wild maize looks absolutely nothing like regular corn, and I'm convinced the Mayans did actual magic to make it
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 05-Jul-21 11:59 AM
yo unrelated but we're getting really close on some of these
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 12:00 PM
so they have to breed the less poisonous versions together
12:00
meaning they have to find out how poisonous each one is
12:00
so people have to keep eating them to find out which ones to use?
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 12:00 PM
Unironically, yes. Same with mushrooms and stuff too
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 12:01 PM
thats pretty hardcore
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 12:03 PM
Yeah humans are pretty cool lol
12:05
Trying to find free herring, what's an easy way to do it?
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 05-Jul-21 12:06 PM
go to the global feed
12:06
theres a bunch on there
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SubtractionSoup 05-Jul-21 12:07 PM
Sort global feed by Special Top. They should all be near the top of that.
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 12:07 PM
Cool looks like I'm all caught up then, I got 10 and upfished a bunch
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Nea (She/Her) 05-Jul-21 12:14 PM
there should be 20-30 free herring floating about, might be able to get some more unless you already got others before
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞
OH HEY
🌮Blenjamin Rees🌮 05-Jul-21 12:15 PM
They were the Hampshire Aubergines before they moved Stateside.
tacolol 2
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Nea (She/Her) 05-Jul-21 12:19 PM
12:19
presumably the message before it says why parker got the force field.
12:19
but that one is ~300 herring away.
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 05-Jul-21 12:23 PM
ooooooooooooh
12:23
we gotta get unredacting then huh
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jul-21 12:25 PM
the 700 herring message shows up on New Megan's feed
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 05-Jul-21 12:27 PM
Eggplants are better at night huh? tacosmirk
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jul-21 12:29 PM
bonk
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Camaclue (🦇) 05-Jul-21 12:32 PM
How dare tgb show us a new weather but not tell us what it does
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 12:41 PM
I mean
12:41
Have you met TGB
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Laz (they/them) 05-Jul-21 12:42 PM
If you Herring A Rivalry you might find out 👀
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SubtractionSoup 05-Jul-21 12:42 PM
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jul-21 12:43 PM
ohohohoho
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 05-Jul-21 12:44 PM
does this mean they took it from new megan?
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 12:44 PM
Interestingly enough, one of the few teams we know about that's not in the ILB but also not the Hall
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Nea (She/Her) 05-Jul-21 12:45 PM
megan had at that point dropped it, so no
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Laz (they/them) 05-Jul-21 12:45 PM
Ohhh
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Nea (She/Her) 05-Jul-21 12:45 PM
... probably? but then the message before that is a new megan ito message
12:45
so who knows!
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 05-Jul-21 12:46 PM
well, OG Megan dropped the force field during the superposition incident
12:47
maybe new megan picked it back up? or it went somewhere else and new megan acquired it through trader/traitor?
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Laz (they/them) 05-Jul-21 12:48 PM
Equipped looks like a Will/Hex
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 05-Jul-21 12:50 PM
megan what the hell did you do here bestie
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 05-Jul-21 12:52 PM
...wait, it is the "the whole league became unstable by Parker leaving it for the vault" theory (edited)
12:52
holy flip that's actually what happened
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 12:53 PM
its weird, old meg dropped the force field on E13
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but it never says new meg picked it up
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 12:53 PM
Wait okay are there any other teams that aren't currently playing but also aren't in the Hall?
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 12:53 PM
so idk why new meg would have it
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 12:54 PM
I wonder if the Birds sacrificed themselves fully to equip Parker with the Force Field, like they got Released or something
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jul-21 12:54 PM
It could be that New Megan didn't immediately pick it up. That event could be in a different chapter
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 12:55 PM
llamas arent in the hall
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eggplants arent either
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 05-Jul-21 12:55 PM
Dogs
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 12:55 PM
nor trunks
12:55
something must have happened in pre-history II
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 12:56 PM
Ah so quite a few then, guess there goes that theory
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 12:56 PM
dolphins
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 12:56 PM
Oh god yeah this is only the first pre-history geeeez
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 05-Jul-21 12:56 PM
oh heck WHERE IS CARU
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@Caru the Ballclark Estimator WE HAVE A TEAMMMM
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 12:56 PM
pre history 2 is even bigger
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and its not the primaries
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 05-Jul-21 12:57 PM
I could not give you an answer as to why Eggplants but the Chaotic mod is 1000%
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 12:57 PM
I'm so sorry but if Chaotic is ever a blessing I'm putting all my money towards getting it for us
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I need Chaotic Fig in my life
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 12:58 PM
they also have a great slogan, given their name
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 05-Jul-21 01:00 PM
also wow I legit knew a Joshua Berger
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡
I could not give you an answer as to why Eggplants but the Chaotic mod is 1000%
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 05-Jul-21 01:02 PM
YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL TAKE IT
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡
I could not give you an answer as to why Eggplants but the Chaotic mod is 1000%
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jul-21 01:04 PM
Obviously, it's because New Hampshire is known for its eggplants, just like Mexico City is known for its chicken wings. /j (edited)
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 05-Jul-21 01:04 PM
but like.. what are we known for
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other than a weird cliff face that no longer exists, and Dixville Notch
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 05-Jul-21 01:05 PM
Being the new Shire for Hamps?
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 05-Jul-21 01:05 PM
the stupid primaries and that cliff that doesn't exist anymoYEP
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 01:05 PM
Holly from the Office moved there and Walter White hid there in Breaking Bad
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 05-Jul-21 01:05 PM
xD
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡
other than a weird cliff face that no longer exists, and Dixville Notch
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 05-Jul-21 01:05 PM
I don't even know what Dixville Notch is and I live here
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 05-Jul-21 01:05 PM
I only know "it's the place that casts the votes first"
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 05-Jul-21 01:05 PM
Mt Washington is a thing
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 05-Jul-21 01:06 PM
it's a town of like, 30 people or smth
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 05-Jul-21 01:06 PM
aaand we have no sales tax
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and that's about it
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 05-Jul-21 01:06 PM
we have a grand 15 miles of coastline
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and some islands
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that nobody cares about
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 05-Jul-21 01:07 PM
wait we have islands?
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 05-Jul-21 01:07 PM
Isles of Shoals
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and a big ol' lake nobody outside the state (and mostly nobody inside the state) can spell
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 05-Jul-21 01:07 PM
I know the capital is concord and that's all I know about new Hampshire :)
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 05-Jul-21 01:07 PM
oh yeah the lake
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oh and there's a NASCAR track
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 01:07 PM
I always forget you guys have a coastline, like that blows my mind
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The famous beaches of New Hampshire
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 01:08 PM
im sure its got nothing on old hampshire
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 05-Jul-21 01:08 PM
Where did y’all find the eggplants’ team page?
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 05-Jul-21 01:08 PM
The First Day
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 05-Jul-21 01:08 PM
and like . . . one historical site in Salem that some rich guy ruined in the 1800s because he really wanted to prove he was a "real" archaeologist
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 05-Jul-21 01:09 PM
Thanks!
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 01:09 PM
i dunno if there's a link to it anywhere, but we knew the team ID and you can get to the page with that
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 05-Jul-21 01:09 PM
we have Salem (Not That Salem)
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator
and like . . . one historical site in Salem that some rich guy ruined in the 1800s because he really wanted to prove he was a "real" archaeologist
🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 01:09 PM
lol a young Heinrich Schliemann
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 05-Jul-21 01:09 PM
and Manchester (Not That Manchester)
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 01:09 PM
i didnt know there was another salem
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 05-Jul-21 01:09 PM
OMG WAIT WE HAVE O NO BLOOD
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ALL IS FORGIVEN
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 01:09 PM
Oh Chopsticks there are SO MANY Salems in the states, especially in New England
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 05-Jul-21 01:10 PM
and Lebanon (Not That Lebanon)
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 01:10 PM
i wonder if they were all named after a salem in england like everything else in new england
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 05-Jul-21 01:10 PM
the possibility of us having a Chorby Short moment in blaseball prehistory is all I need tbh xD
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 05-Jul-21 01:11 PM
I think it's just as likely it's a Canada incident where it's a common Native word that got misinterpreted as a location name
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 05-Jul-21 01:11 PM
yeah there are like 3 categories of names here
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 01:11 PM
i bet all those places were named after this village in cornwall with like 20 houses https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salem,_Cornwall
Salem is a hamlet west of Chacewater, Cornwall, England.
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 01:12 PM
Shortened form of Jerusalem, probably
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 05-Jul-21 01:13 PM
1) places from the British Isles (usually England but not always) 2) Anglicized versions of Native words (usually the name of the place but not always) 3) Amherst
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 01:13 PM
its just so funny looking at that entire area and its all full of english place names, most of which are well known as being complete dumps
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 05-Jul-21 01:13 PM
goddamn Amherst
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 01:13 PM
YO I LIVE NEXT TO AN AMHERST BACK HOME
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YOU GUYS HAVE THOSE TOO?
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 05-Jul-21 01:13 PM
I live like 500 yards from our Amherst
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oh but ours is extra fun
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ours is specifically named after a war criminal
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 05-Jul-21 01:14 PM
that's how we roll in NH
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 05-Jul-21 01:14 PM
(the others might be too idk)
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CosmicChopsticks
i dunno if there's a link to it anywhere, but we knew the team ID and you can get to the page with that
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jul-21 01:14 PM
Gotta click the link on the Cote Loveless at-bats under "A Sun," or go to 1st Day 1st Edition
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 01:14 PM
ah i always forget that link button is there
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 05-Jul-21 01:15 PM
Caru and I live in a town named after a river that is mostly in Massachusetts
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 01:15 PM
Oh yeah I forgot you're basically neighbors
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 05-Jul-21 01:15 PM
like why the heck aren't we Souhegan instead
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 01:16 PM
My Amherst is like...ridiculously White. Considered one of the wealthiest towns in my part of the state
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 05-Jul-21 01:16 PM
NH is ridiculously white
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 05-Jul-21 01:16 PM
well the Merrimack River is like . . . a defining feature of the town, and the Souhegan is just kinda . . . not that?
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮
My Amherst is like...ridiculously White. Considered one of the wealthiest towns in my part of the state
CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 01:16 PM
white compared to bath and st andrews?
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 01:16 PM
Ayup
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 01:17 PM
wow
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 01:17 PM
Suburban America, dude. Whole different country.
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 05-Jul-21 01:17 PM
Amherst NH is 95.8% white
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 01:17 PM
Sounds about similar to NY, yeh
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 01:18 PM
yeah but st andrews has more golf courses than people
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 05-Jul-21 01:18 PM
ahhhhh okay NY it's definitely named after the same Amherst
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 01:18 PM
Oh I'm sure, probably some revolutionary war-era dude?
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 05-Jul-21 01:18 PM
basically any Amherst in the New England/upstate NY area will probably be that Amherst
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CosmicChopsticks
yeah but st andrews has more golf courses than people
🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 01:19 PM
Especially these days with all the students gone + residual lockdown, yeah lol
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 05-Jul-21 01:40 PM
I'm excited that the Eggplants seem to be a not-dead team
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full list of shadows
tricks (they/them) 💜 05-Jul-21 01:41 PM
wow strelitzia can't catch a break huh
13:42
Strelitzia is a Keyblade wielder and the younger sister of Lauriam who appears in Kingdom Hearts Union χ. She is one of the Keyblade wielders from Daybreak Town recruited by Master Ava to join the Dandelions, and is then chosen by the Master of Masters to lead a Union after the Keyblade War. Unbeknownst to the other Union leaders, Strelitzia is ...
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 01:50 PM
bmase is like "They're not dead...but they're not playing? HOW?!"
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Camaclue (🦇) 05-Jul-21 02:16 PM
haha funny how we almost have enough teams for a whole league
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gaybritishcow 05-Jul-21 02:43 PM
so i just noticed something kind of interesting. the oregon psychics, who are dead, have feed entries for "a snap election" but not "the first day, 2nd edition" what happened to these guys? how were they incinerated?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jul-21 02:49 PM
hmm... i think those E-99 feed events aren't actually in A Snap Election,,,, they might be in A Walk instead
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based on lengths and red herring counts
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they might have been literally the last team incinerated during A Walk
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 02:51 PM
yeah it looks like they were incinerated on E99 in a walk
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jul-21 02:51 PM
these three messages are about the Psychics
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on A Walk
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 05-Jul-21 02:52 PM
and they were cursed to see it coming
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jul-21 02:52 PM
literally on day 99
14:52
rough
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 05-Jul-21 02:52 PM
OH
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gaybritishcow 05-Jul-21 02:52 PM
oof
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CosmicChopsticks 05-Jul-21 02:52 PM
last day of the season before parker became legendary and entered the vault
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jul-21 02:58 PM
thinking about how the section of An Alternate that goes ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED... is called "Bridged"
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i wonder if the ILB itself was caught in a state of Superposition at the end of pre-history II
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 05-Jul-21 03:17 PM
I wonder if the reset caused.... time travel shenanigans
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CosmicChopsticks
nor trunks
Trunks are especially weird as they are all incinerated except for one(?) Shadows player, but the team isn't listed as incinerated
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jul-21 04:39 PM
a couple of things have changed
16:39
Psychics now have 0 evolutions (formerly -1)
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and Eggplants now have 1 evolution, and all of their players are now Base 1
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 05-Jul-21 04:45 PM
whales dont have 3 evolved anymore either
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 05-Jul-21 04:45 PM
ah good catch
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 05-Jul-21 04:49 PM
tacothink interesting
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 05-Jul-21 05:52 PM
Ooh interesting, I wonder which one is the eggplants' evolution mod. Probably nightshade for the reasons we discussed before
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 05-Jul-21 06:22 PM
nightshade seems the most likely to me
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 05-Jul-21 07:47 PM
eggplants are in the nightshade family
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LOLO the Spooky Owl 06-Jul-21 01:57 PM
Oregon Psychics babeeeee 👁️ ✨
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 06-Jul-21 02:42 PM
i read that as organic psychics tacopensive
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭
i read that as organic psychics tacopensive
LOLO the Spooky Owl 06-Jul-21 03:03 PM
honestly, kinda same vibe haha
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georgia 🌱 06-Jul-21 05:05 PM
So here’s something I’ve been thinking about - we’ve been seeing Parker’s firewalk as this cataclysmic event – which yeah, it is, they reset everything in a big hurry. But then they also got straight back up and kicked off edition 2 (season AA). But if we assume season 1 was also the result of a reset, then they cut 9 teams and needed a whole other library section (the bridge) to cover that transition to the return. So what absolute disaster happened in edition 2?
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I hope they let us hang on to the library in the next era there are so many unanswered questions tacopensive
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Camaclue (🦇) 06-Jul-21 05:11 PM
Parker MacMillan II happened
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 06-Jul-21 05:12 PM
my question is, why is there one less team in season AA every team that got incinerated also got replaced,,, and the one instance of ascension we know of also led to the team getting replaced,,, so one of the teams had to have just disappeared (edited)
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Camaclue (🦇)
Parker MacMillan II happened
georgia 🌱 06-Jul-21 05:12 PM
Yeah probably, actually. Like I’d say they wouldn’t make exactly the same mistakes again but they absolutely would
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Camaclue (🦇) 06-Jul-21 05:13 PM
Maybe not straight up firewalker 2
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But something happened with Parker 2
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georgia 🌱 06-Jul-21 05:13 PM
History rhymes yeah
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
my question is, why is there one less team in season AA every team that got incinerated also got replaced,,, and the one instance of ascension we know of also led to the team getting replaced,,, so one of the teams had to have just disappeared (edited)
georgia 🌱 06-Jul-21 05:13 PM
This is also extremely weird yeah
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Nea (She/Her) 06-Jul-21 05:14 PM
oh yeah we are on parker 3 huh
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er, were at the start of blaseball
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georgia 🌱 06-Jul-21 05:14 PM
Yup
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I dunno I just desperately want to know what makes the same people who see the whole league at risk of incineration and go “it’s fine we’ll just do it again he hu” go “....uh maybe we should take a break for a while”
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 06-Jul-21 05:24 PM
my thought is that the league only held an emergency election because the sun was about to implode, not because a whole bunch of teams were about to be incinerated. they couldnt care less about the teams, but at the time suns were kinda hard to come by maybe (edited)
17:24
then again, that doesnt really explain why the sun was only refilled once in season 0 and then never again during the discipline era
17:25
maybe it's because by that point in the discipline era it was easier to just forge sun 2 than refill the sun again? idk
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🌮Talow🌮 06-Jul-21 05:33 PM
.. oh, do you think parker's shenanigans caused sun 1 to just explode super hard, and that's what necessitated the emergency vote?
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Nea (She/Her) 06-Jul-21 05:41 PM
well, we can see in a sun it was probably close to exploding, and if one player is one percent of the sun's power, a team is 14%.
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so every team coming under threat at once makes it pretty close to a risk of explosion.
17:41
implosion
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 06-Jul-21 05:51 PM
plosion
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gaybritishcow 06-Jul-21 07:18 PM
re: parker II, my bet is it was some kind of new horrible danger we haven't even experienced yet, and unredacting the details of it will be used as a plot device to foreshadow what's to come.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 06-Jul-21 07:19 PM
my theory is teams either getting vaulted or echoing into static somehow
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Camaclue (🦇) 06-Jul-21 09:05 PM
Or maybe whatever is causing redactions/name deletions
21:06
Elsewhere is still a Big Mystery imo
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 06-Jul-21 09:16 PM
Elsewhere is Not Here, and Scattering happens because Immateria is liquid sandpaper
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 06-Jul-21 09:34 PM
i dont think theyll ever reveal where elsewhere is. its Elsewhere. Not Here. Away
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 06-Jul-21 09:35 PM
gone fishin
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Camaclue (🦇) 06-Jul-21 09:51 PM
oh my god imagine if Blaseball Act 2 has intermittent appearences of players just idling around
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 06-Jul-21 09:51 PM
what
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what is blaseball act 2
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Camaclue (🦇) 06-Jul-21 10:00 PM
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 06-Jul-21 10:02 PM
hm. i see
22:02
y!jumbo bonk
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YAGPDB.xyz BOT 06-Jul-21 10:02 PM
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.@ feather 💙 07-Jul-21 10:11 AM
this needs to be pinned
10:11
A tool to help find recently revealed feed messages, and redacted events close to being revealed.
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.@ feather 💙 pinned a message to this channel. 07-Jul-21 10:11 AM
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🌮Talow🌮 07-Jul-21 12:02 PM
That is perfect thank you for letting me know that's a thing, and thank you embyss for all of the useful tools!
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 07-Jul-21 12:57 PM
Enbyss is the GOAT
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quincognito 💚 07-Jul-21 02:03 PM
okay copying this over from the SIBR server where we worked this out but
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we analyzed the math in the "A Sun" book, specifically with the pressure value after ruby tuesday
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and we discovered
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- sun 1 built pressure at the same rate as sun(sun) - sun 1 recharged at the square root of the rate sun(sun) does - the math works for tot fox's 10th run to put pressure to 100% only if all three jaylen incinerations and both versions of the grand unslam are canon
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 07-Jul-21 02:08 PM
Man, y'all get so much more brrr done. That's amazing.
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🌮Talow🌮 07-Jul-21 02:13 PM
Woah.
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also, ha. the grand unslam resulted in the sun exploding.
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quincognito 💚 07-Jul-21 02:18 PM
yep. we are literally responsible for destroying the sun ahead of schedule
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🌮Talow🌮 07-Jul-21 02:21 PM
So can I quote that, because that's a funny out of context quote.
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quincognito 💚 07-Jul-21 02:24 PM
please
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 07-Jul-21 02:24 PM
That's... wow, how does the math line up so perfectly
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did they plan that ahead of time?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 07-Jul-21 02:25 PM
Probably because it's retconned in, but man would that be astonishing if it wasn't.
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 07-Jul-21 02:25 PM
But the fact that it's retconned in, the numbers for runs and wins are nice round numbers
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🌮Talow🌮 07-Jul-21 02:25 PM
I'm personally suspecting more along the lines of made sure the math worked when making sun(sun)
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 07-Jul-21 02:26 PM
"square root recharge rate" means 5% every season, right?
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🌮Talow🌮
I'm personally suspecting more along the lines of made sure the math worked when making sun(sun)
fractal Starlight [it/its] 07-Jul-21 02:28 PM
I'm saying they couldn't have lined it up that perfectly without preplanning because, like, how round of numbers the amounts for runs, wins, and incins are
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🌮Talow🌮 07-Jul-21 02:30 PM
(I mean, the other realistic option is just made up the values on the spot for the various events that occurred in pre-history and made sure the scores and wins and such lined up for kaboom on that single.)
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fractal Starlight [it/its]
That's... wow, how does the math line up so perfectly
quincognito 💚 07-Jul-21 02:42 PM
so i thought about this a little bit and the actual units used for incins, runs, wins, and recharges are small enough and arbitrary enough that i think if you sat down with "I need to pick what these are worth" and "the sun explodes at this game event by hitting 100%" you could find multiple options that would accomplish that, and then from that point they just had to calculate what the actual pressure would be after ruby tuesday to put that into the book
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 07-Jul-21 02:44 PM
yeah I suppose that's fair
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quincognito 💚 07-Jul-21 02:45 PM
it does kind of feel like a magic trick when you work it out thought lol
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Liquid Friend's Special Investigation is 2/3rds of the way 👀
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If you haven't yet, high recommendation to UpFishing this one in particular. These events only appear in the special tab of Liquid Friend's feed, which typically is where investigations like the "Liquid Friend sensed a deep darkness..." messages went. Popular theory is it's the result of an investigation that the Coin doesn't want us to see. (edited)
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Also, a realization. We probably do know what the redacted messages in all the Legendary'd players' changes feed say. They're probably just this:
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(Plus the "Heated, shaped, and replicated" messages)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 07-Jul-21 06:46 PM
yuuuuuup
18:46
...probably
18:46
i'm pretty sure the phrase "Critical Mass" made its way into a blaseball beat at some point too
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maybe s17 bc that's when york and gomi were vaulted
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Yeh. I do worry about the probably enough that I don't think I'd fight any effort to push it, but it lines up pretty well, there wasn't ever any official message removing them, unlike, say, the messages about replicas being granted.
18:48
Though on that note, the replicas have one that I don't think we know yet:
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CosmicChopsticks 08-Jul-21 01:48 AM
01:49
BQ Droodle and the Oklahoma Heartthrobs
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 08-Jul-21 01:56 AM
oh my heart is Stolen
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 08-Jul-21 02:02 AM
oh what a name
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tricks (they/them) 💜 08-Jul-21 02:15 AM
i-
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CosmicChopsticks 08-Jul-21 02:22 AM
fake stars, hubert and abner have doubled stars for some reason
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🌮Talow🌮 08-Jul-21 02:24 AM
Still seems like a really good player, just not incredible
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CosmicChopsticks 08-Jul-21 02:32 AM
full list of shadows
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 08-Jul-21 02:33 AM
bathtub ❤️
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CosmicChopsticks 08-Jul-21 02:33 AM
from their lineup im a fan of haman speedrun, with 0.6 baserunning stars
02:34
literally the worst baserunner on their entire team including shadows
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🌮Talow🌮 08-Jul-21 02:34 AM
please tell me they have insane divinity.
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CosmicChopsticks 08-Jul-21 02:35 AM
depends, are you looking for insanely good or insanely bad?
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🌮Talow🌮 08-Jul-21 02:36 AM
either extreme works.
02:36
also (apple stats)I just checked the fk in #stats-and-player-attributes and it's extremely bad. wow that's the worst not-chorby soul player I've ever seen. .37 divinity, .87 path. just wow. (edited)
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georgia 🌱 08-Jul-21 04:09 AM
Huh, the lovers don’t have any book entries. I wanted to say they’d replace the heartthrobs but I don’t think the timelines line up 😔
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CosmicChopsticks 08-Jul-21 04:12 AM
nope, theyre replaced by I05, who we dont really know anything about yet
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Camaclue (🦇) 08-Jul-21 05:00 AM
Of course the heartthrobs have love blood
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Laz (they/them) 08-Jul-21 05:24 AM
I'm starting to suspect the Blood Type Blessings are either: -Things the Front Office have always offered -The ones we have were harvested from the dead Teams :(
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CosmicChopsticks 08-Jul-21 07:56 AM
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🌮Talow🌮 08-Jul-21 08:01 AM
Polly Wants A Dinger is just an amazing team chant/slogan.
08:01
chefkiss
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 08-Jul-21 08:03 AM
Yeah, that's one of the better slogans to use as a chant
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Laz (they/them) 08-Jul-21 08:10 AM
AA team with one Underchampionship
08:10
Not dead
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quincognito 💚 08-Jul-21 09:49 AM
it's extremely funny to me how far off we've been on most of these
09:49
i don't remember seeing almost anyone call São Paolo
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 08-Jul-21 09:52 AM
I know they're not but man would it be funny if they're looking at all our research and going "Ok, so they have these ideas, what else works there?"
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CosmicChopsticks 08-Jul-21 09:59 AM
there was one mention of sao paulo in the sibr server while trying to guess stuff
09:59
weeks ago
10:00
recently everyone was convinced either san diego or st. louis
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 08-Jul-21 10:04 AM
i dont know why honestly, like, none of the prehistory teams have been america based
10:04
i mean, a few have
10:05
like, a 3rd of the dead ones and almost none of the alive ones
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CosmicChopsticks 08-Jul-21 10:05 AM
except like carolina, dallas, laredo, louisville, maryland, minneapolis, new hampshire, oklahoma, oregon, phoenix and wyoming (edited)
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 08-Jul-21 10:05 AM
yeah
10:05
except all the ones that are
10:05
none of them are
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
I know they're not but man would it be funny if they're looking at all our research and going "Ok, so they have these ideas, what else works there?"
quincognito 💚 08-Jul-21 10:07 AM
yeah like in the specific case of the teams i am confident this didn't happen (because they generated all of these alongside the breach teams, RIP my name submissions) but like i am also confident there are weirder and less obvious places than the salmon where TGB made a game call directly inspired by like SIBR theorizing or something lol
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CosmicChopsticks 08-Jul-21 10:09 AM
boulders bay is definitely the weirdest call
10:10
tiny beach in south africa almost nobody will have heard of, instead of going for the city its in
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quincognito 💚
yeah like in the specific case of the teams i am confident this didn't happen (because they generated all of these alongside the breach teams, RIP my name submissions) but like i am also confident there are weirder and less obvious places than the salmon where TGB made a game call directly inspired by like SIBR theorizing or something lol
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 08-Jul-21 10:12 AM
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tiny beach in south africa almost nobody will have heard of, instead of going for the city its in
quincognito 💚 08-Jul-21 10:16 AM
also it's not even the most common version of the name for that place lol
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CosmicChopsticks 08-Jul-21 10:20 AM
yep, its just very weird
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quincognito 💚
yeah like in the specific case of the teams i am confident this didn't happen (because they generated all of these alongside the breach teams, RIP my name submissions) but like i am also confident there are weirder and less obvious places than the salmon where TGB made a game call directly inspired by like SIBR theorizing or something lol
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 09-Jul-21 07:07 AM
I really wish TGB would just 👁️ react or something dumb on research every once in a whole without saying anything It would be panic inducing and hilarious and inspiring all at the same time
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CosmicChopsticks 09-Jul-21 07:09 AM
im 100% sure they have eyes in places like that, even if they arent looking too closely
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 09-Jul-21 07:16 AM
show yourself tgb
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Camaclue (🦇) 09-Jul-21 09:11 AM
Someone on twitter: "season 27 we fight god and god is actually a board of directors and they are all bad at splorts" TGB: 👁️ ✍️
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 09-Jul-21 10:30 AM
alas, I think we're at the point where it's statistically very unlikely that my weird hunch about the Season 0 players is going to pay off ah well, at least it means I'm back to my regular predicting form xD
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Laz (they/them) 09-Jul-21 10:31 AM
Which weird hunch 👀
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 09-Jul-21 11:16 AM
the Fernando Oh, Goodwin Excellence, etc. still technically possible, but if they had all been in the roster somewhere we probably would have seen one of them by now
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 09-Jul-21 11:24 AM
also I'm just gonna throw "Lowell" out there as a remote I16 possibility -- it would be weird having 3 New England teams, but that doesn't seem to be much of a restriction given what Maryland looks like right about now xD
11:25
wait no, W comes after S, nvm
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 09-Jul-21 11:36 AM
riv Lowell Spinners (spider emoji)
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 10-Jul-21 11:33 AM
yo
11:33
it's not in alphabetical order for some reason? but
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Laz (they/them) 10-Jul-21 11:34 AM
11:34
My guess is they're the Pechengsky Kola Boar
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 10-Jul-21 11:43 AM
i am. so deeply curious what theyre emoji is
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Laz (they/them) 10-Jul-21 11:44 AM
🐗 (edited)
11:44
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 10-Jul-21 11:45 AM
I adore that name
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Laz (they/them) 10-Jul-21 11:45 AM
Also they're the Miami Dale's precursor team
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 10-Jul-21 11:45 AM
Kola my boreloved
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Laz (they/them) 10-Jul-21 11:45 AM
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 10-Jul-21 11:46 AM
Interesting, they're the two teams to not end in an S I believe?
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Laz (they/them) 10-Jul-21 11:47 AM
Lift don't either, not sure what else
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 10-Jul-21 11:47 AM
I always forget the lift
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 10-Jul-21 11:48 AM
magic
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Laz (they/them) 10-Jul-21 11:48 AM
Oops
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 10-Jul-21 11:49 AM
Ok so I just don't know letters
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 10-Jul-21 12:02 PM
three of them
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gaybritishcow 10-Jul-21 12:03 PM
y'all need to know they have a player with the most evocative name in their shadows: Chadwick Flex
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clucked 9000 10-Jul-21 12:08 PM
Lizzy is everywhere
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 10-Jul-21 12:09 PM
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
12:09
FINALLY. hogs in blaseball
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 10-Jul-21 12:09 PM
just the one
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 10-Jul-21 12:13 PM
shh i can pretend all the players are hogs
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gaybritishcow 10-Jul-21 12:17 PM
they do have a Carol Swine in their shadows
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 10-Jul-21 12:24 PM
oh. oh my god. im swooning
12:24
ms piggies cousin
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Laz (they/them) 10-Jul-21 12:29 PM
30-50 Feral Boar
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Camaclue (🦇) 10-Jul-21 12:30 PM
so they're from russia?
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Laz (they/them) 10-Jul-21 12:33 PM
Looks like it
12:33
Specifically close to the border between Russia and Norway (edited)
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 10-Jul-21 12:37 PM
oh god im in love
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 10-Jul-21 01:44 PM
I am mildly annoyed they're not the Core's precursor, but they are still cool enough to average it out to hype
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 10-Jul-21 01:49 PM
oh that Would be funny yeah
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🌮alexgndl🌮he/him🌮 10-Jul-21 01:52 PM
Ok I was actually thinking about that-what if they discovered The Pillars but then got incinerated before they could move in?
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CosmicChopsticks 10-Jul-21 02:11 PM
Wasn't it meant to start with O or P?
14:11
Has it gone out of order?
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 10-Jul-21 02:13 PM
It has
14:13
The boar should’ve been discovered earlier
14:14
Maybe they had a different name originally but it got changed?
14:21
The actual location begins with P
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 10-Jul-21 03:32 PM
hi im making a lil list of upscale-able things to keep an eye on and ive already gone thru the library, so i was wondering if anyone knew of any players with redacted events thatd be worth checking?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 10-Jul-21 03:35 PM
I think Liquid Friend is the only one with particularly interesting ones that can't just be accessed from the library
15:37
(Liquid Friend's are the Special Election 20 ones, as noted in pins) (edited)
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 10-Jul-21 03:37 PM
ill check LF, thank you!!!!
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yo
georgia 🌱 10-Jul-21 03:59 PM
I didn’t read this properly and thought they were the Koala Bears and now I’m disappointed 😔
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CosmicChopsticks 10-Jul-21 04:01 PM
I was convinced we were getting Canberra Koalas but it ended up being Carolina Queens
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georgia 🌱 10-Jul-21 04:09 PM
I would actually be more excited to see a New Zealand team I think
16:10
(no one likes Canberra we can’t give them a team lol)
16:11
Aotearoa Kiwis though 🐦
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 10-Jul-21 04:14 PM
i would like to see it!!
16:14
thats an emoji of a perfectly normal kiwi in the same way that the worms have a perfectly normal worm as their emoji
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georgia 🌱 10-Jul-21 04:15 PM
🥝 is also an option I guess
16:15
Quantum emoji that changes when you’re not looking at it
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 10-Jul-21 04:16 PM
even if they did come out with a kiwi bird emoji itd be funnier for it to just be one of the default birds
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 10-Jul-21 04:16 PM
if it was 🥝 NZ would be mad they were the Kiwis and not the Kiwifruits
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georgia 🌱 10-Jul-21 04:17 PM
Seriously though, Australia soapbox, does the rest of the world know that Canberra is a fake city invented because Sydney and Melbourne were fighting about who should be the capital. It’s empty and cold and full of politicians
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 10-Jul-21 04:18 PM
The rest of the world knows Australia is a fake country anyway /j (edited)
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 10-Jul-21 04:18 PM
oh if its full of politicians it definitely doesnt deserve a blaseball team
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georgia 🌱 10-Jul-21 04:18 PM
look valid
16:19
But yes it was literally designed to house our parliament
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 10-Jul-21 04:19 PM
theres a a gay island just off australia. give that a blaseball team
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georgia 🌱 10-Jul-21 04:20 PM
Just give it to New Zealand they’re better than us in every way that matters
16:20
Gay island also good
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 10-Jul-21 04:21 PM
could give sealand one. on the topic of tiny nations. how dyou even fit a blaseball diamond on there? only one way to find out
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 10-Jul-21 04:23 PM
incinerated team gets replaced by Sealand Sealand: uhhhh hey mind if we don't relocate, and just change the name? no point in wasting a perfectly good and spacious field
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 10-Jul-21 04:24 PM
the team is just the entire population of sealand
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 10-Jul-21 05:01 PM
this . . . is my new favorite TGB pun ngl
17:01
like it somehow went past being terrible and now I'm just in awe
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Laz (they/them) 10-Jul-21 05:02 PM
lmao
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 10-Jul-21 05:02 PM
also my hastily cobbled together OOTP blaseball world has multiple players from Sealand xD
17:03
mostly unlored shadows players
17:04
though iirc there was someone whose wiki page said something about an offshore platform and I was like CLOSE ENOUGH SEALAND IT IS
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 10-Jul-21 05:35 PM
hi i went thru the library (+ liquid friend) and made a list of the highest upscales to keep an eye on/for upscaling
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Laz (they/them) 10-Jul-21 05:58 PM
I'm combing through the KLoNGs in season 22 for any weird ones we haven't locked to a team yet
17:58
Declan Abbott (Laredo Excavators Season A Leader that died later on a different team) Augusta Sunset Almond Delaney Georgia Moodley Bash Groberg Hyena Buttercup (ULB 28) Henevieve Ruiz (ULB 28) Ronan Vargas (ULB 28) so far (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 10-Jul-21 07:28 PM
HM.
19:28
Bloom Goblin and Declan Abbot are Deceased
19:29
The Laredo Excavators, the Team, is Deceased
19:29
but the rest of the Active Roster is still alive 😰
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Laz (they/them) 10-Jul-21 08:44 PM
KC and I have been doing some redacted character busting
20:44
looks like Season E, Day 43 was Baltimore Crabs (1) vs. Laredo Excavators
20:44
and both of them might have blown up in the same game
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(also I didn't realize Ezra already figured this out lol)
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georgia 🌱 10-Jul-21 08:48 PM
Actually the random blocks I’m really curious about are these ones – they’re not actually on Parker’s feed despite the rest of the book being about him
20:49
Unless they’re like, other players who get golden items (hence, sharing the profit)? Idk, just feels out of place
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Laz (they/them) 10-Jul-21 08:54 PM
hmmm
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Laz (they/them) 10-Jul-21 09:50 PM
21G: 📦 "Profit Sharing" B15: You earned 0 Coins from Parker MacMillan hitting a grand slam! B58: You earned 0 Coins from Parker MacMillan [7][1][4][5] B181: You earned 0 Coins from Parker MacMillan [7][1][9][4][4]
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(Ezra figured this one out, TransatlanticFoe figured out "hitting a grand slam!") (edited)
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georgia 🌱 10-Jul-21 10:17 PM
Huh, I would have thought theyd be on Parker’s feed then though? Unless I just totally missed them
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Laz (they/them) 10-Jul-21 10:20 PM
it might be from the perspective of an Alaskan Immortals fan 👁
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and your personal account feed doesn't have chain link tags
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quincognito 💚 10-Jul-21 10:24 PM
yeah those are excerpts from a fan feed, that's cute
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 10-Jul-21 10:25 PM
I am very 👀 about this idea now.
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Camaclue (🦇) 10-Jul-21 10:30 PM
From the perspective of The Boss
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Laz (they/them) 10-Jul-21 10:31 PM
You and She both have three letters 👀
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 10-Jul-21 10:35 PM
Tbh, I think it's more likely that it is just "You". It'd be far more interesting if it was "She" though
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 11-Jul-21 06:04 AM
i am so attached to the concept of prehistory fans just being the gods it’s just. very interesting to me 👀
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21G: 📦 "Profit Sharing" B15: You earned 0 Coins from Parker MacMillan hitting a grand slam! B58: You earned 0 Coins from Parker MacMillan [7][1][4][5] B181: You earned 0 Coins from Parker MacMillan [7][1][9][4][4]
🌞Metta🌞 [she/it/they] 11-Jul-21 06:29 AM
I think all of the 7 1 s are “hitting a”
same 4
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🌮Talow🌮 11-Jul-21 06:46 AM
hitting a sacrifice [4][4]?
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 11-Jul-21 07:44 AM
hitting a sacrifice bunt[4]?
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21G: 📦 "Profit Sharing" B15: You earned 0 Coins from Parker MacMillan hitting a grand slam! B58: You earned 0 Coins from Parker MacMillan [7][1][4][5] B181: You earned 0 Coins from Parker MacMillan [7][1][9][4][4]
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 11-Jul-21 07:47 AM
#2 is probably "hitting X base hits." but im clueless on #3 (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 11-Jul-21 07:54 AM
Home Runs. fits #2 as well (edited)
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The first of those three is at about 750ish fish if y'all wanna include that on any "Upscale these"
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 11-Jul-21 08:18 AM
ah true "Home Runs" makes more sense as well i think
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🌮Talow🌮 11-Jul-21 08:19 AM
Then replace A with some arbitrary number. I nominate 4
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"You earned 0 coins from Parker Macmilling hitting 4 home runs." (edited)
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🌮Talow🌮 11-Jul-21 09:40 AM
"hitting a sacrifice bunt out." ? I dunno.
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georgia 🌱 11-Jul-21 04:45 PM
New reveal! (although we already pretty much knew this). New Megan got to keep the force field after all
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Camaclue (🦇) 11-Jul-21 05:03 PM
Smooth move BBBs
17:03
Shame you still died
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 11-Jul-21 05:07 PM
the bbbs are alive actually
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georgia 🌱 11-Jul-21 05:08 PM
It’s wild to me that the force field created a reality breakdown and then once they resolved it new Megan just gets handed the force field back again apparently
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I guess this is a running theme of not learning from your mistakes in the slightest
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If the birds had been incinerated in the walk we could have had new new Megan Ito 😔
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 11-Jul-21 05:09 PM
nobody in the league has ever learned from any of their mistakes
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new new megan ito™️ featuring dante from dmc
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12 fish left to the last of the new ULB teams... (i believe the other is the Phoenix Trunks, who we know about already)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 12-Jul-21 09:28 AM
Ngl, real excited to see that chapter completed, just so we can move on to other ones.
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like pre-history 2's first day! (edited)
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the good thing is we already know a chunk of the teams in PH2 so hopefully we can use our fish more strategically to reveal them
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er
09:29
reveal the ones we don't know
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 12-Jul-21 09:30 AM
I mean, that's what we were hoping for PH1, but then it ended up just going down the line, lol.
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yeah lmao
09:31
there are also the two teams that replace PH1 teams that don't carry over to PH2...
09:31
i wanna know about the replacements for the Old Crabs and Whales...
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 12-Jul-21 09:58 AM
saltines...
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 12-Jul-21 09:58 AM
they ded
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 12-Jul-21 09:58 AM
I can pretty safely say no one expected Saltines, lol
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 12-Jul-21 09:58 AM
fish real
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 12-Jul-21 09:58 AM
also this is feathers team
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 12-Jul-21 09:59 AM
oh boy
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 12-Jul-21 09:59 AM
new rising star from them, Ronan Vargas
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🌮Blenjamin Rees🌮 12-Jul-21 10:01 AM
That's Ryan Fingerguns' team! ivyguns
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SubtractionSoup 12-Jul-21 10:05 AM
Which one of you put Tuesday in the name pool? It had to be a Taco, right?
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rose <|:•) <|:•) <|:•) <|:•) 12-Jul-21 10:06 AM
our taco tuesday has finally come (i dont know if we did it)
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quincognito 💚 12-Jul-21 10:06 AM
henevieve is in their shadows
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 12-Jul-21 10:10 AM
Henevieve Ruiz!! hen is REAL
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 12-Jul-21 10:22 AM
Ryan fingerguns is my new best friend
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Laz (they/them) 12-Jul-21 10:31 AM
We have the original 30 ULB Teams 🥳
10:31
now! Someone unredact those two missing teams lmao
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.@ feather 💙 12-Jul-21 10:32 AM
oh hey it's my team
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yeet
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 12-Jul-21 10:35 AM
What team did we replace?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 12-Jul-21 10:35 AM
We've been around since the beginning, actually.
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 12-Jul-21 10:35 AM
Oh?? Ok cool
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 12-Jul-21 10:36 AM
Yeah, there's actually a decent amount of teams who have been.
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Laz (they/them) 12-Jul-21 10:44 AM
yep there are uhhh 12 ILB Season 1 Teams in the ULB
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and four more of them came from incinerated ULB Teams
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🌹 👐 👟 🐅 🏝🍬 🌮 🍗 🌞 📱 🥧🖼️ -> 🗣☄️ -> 🔥 🐗 -> 🚤 🐄 -> 🥩 (edited)
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 12-Jul-21 10:46 AM
Huh....somehow I thought there was less?? (edited)
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🌮Talow🌮 12-Jul-21 10:46 AM
I find it kinda fitting that the first team ever incinerated became the firefighters.
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Laz (they/them) 12-Jul-21 10:47 AM
oh they're not the first I think
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uhhh
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that's the Alaskan Immortals becoming the Downward Dogs, then the Canada Artists becoming the Topeka Moist Talkers yeah
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🌮Talow🌮 12-Jul-21 10:47 AM
Oh right.
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Laz (they/them) 12-Jul-21 10:48 AM
and we still dunno where the Spies, Crabs (new), Lovers, Garages, Lift, Mechs, Worms, or Georgias came from yet
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Laz (they/them)
We have the original 30 ULB Teams 🥳
frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 12-Jul-21 10:51 AM
sorry, 30? that seems like an awful lot. is there a list of em i can look at somewhere?
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮
sorry, 30? that seems like an awful lot. is there a list of em i can look at somewhere?
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 12-Jul-21 10:54 AM
thank you!!!
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 12-Jul-21 10:59 AM
You can also just see them all listed on the site, in the Library. They're all (Except the Phoenix Trunks) listed in The First Day 1
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Laz (they/them) 12-Jul-21 11:00 AM
we're still missing two teams that got got in Season E, A Walk
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one of which are the (Old) Baltimore Crabs' replacements, who we dunno where they even went (edited)
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and the other is a team in between the Mallorca Whales and one that then died into ILB Team #25
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 12-Jul-21 11:02 AM
Lol, yeah, it's funny how we've revealed so much information, and yet still know so very little
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🌮Talow🌮
I find it kinda fitting that the first team ever incinerated became the firefighters.
Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 12-Jul-21 11:02 AM
the firefighters were, however, the team that replaced the team responsible for these incinerations (possibly unwittingly, depending on how "oh let's give this guy firewalker" worked)
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Camaclue (🦇) 12-Jul-21 11:03 AM
I mean giving someone firewalker sounds really bad
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SubtractionSoup 12-Jul-21 11:04 AM
Ideally, we'd coordinate to unredact the message where the unknown team was replaced by ILB25, and learn both at once, but...
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my real question is why the heck teams kept making parker roamin'!!
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SubtractionSoup 12-Jul-21 11:05 AM
Parker makes a ton of idol money, but only if he's not on your team.
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but it kills your team 😔
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Camaclue (🦇) 12-Jul-21 11:05 AM
the fans back then probably didn't care
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SubtractionSoup 12-Jul-21 11:06 AM
It has a CHANCE of killing your team. If you don't do it, you make way less money than everyone else, forever.
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Camaclue (🦇) 12-Jul-21 11:06 AM
that chance was still super high
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Laz (they/them) 12-Jul-21 11:08 AM
I mean depending on how many types of Weather, maybe the chance wasn't that high 🤷
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Solar Eclipses in say Season 7 are way higher in frequency than in Season 22 (edited)
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one thing i just noticed though
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A Traitor
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look at the weather on that day!
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...wait what the hell, what happened to the dolphins???
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where did the dolphins go on E day 9
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and why were the psychics unstable on that day??
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Camaclue (🦇) 12-Jul-21 11:11 AM
wh
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overcast?
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these are...
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these are normal weathers
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at first i thought the Dolphins died and were replaced with the Psychics via an incineration, and that was interesting because the game wasn't Solar Eclipse... but the dolphins aren't even dead
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if you go to their page, they're all alive
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Camaclue (🦇)
I mean giving someone firewalker sounds really bad
Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 12-Jul-21 11:12 AM
yeah, it definitely seems like they knew what they were doing, but i can picture an election hex being like "give one player a Mystery Bad Thing" and the fireballs being like "don't mind if i do"
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consequences being unclear but foreboding in blaseball? never heard of it
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Camaclue (🦇) 12-Jul-21 11:13 AM
Open The Forbidden Book
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kilozombij
if you go to their page, they're all alive
SubtractionSoup 12-Jul-21 11:14 AM
The Psychics were there from the beginning. They became unstable from the events in Season D Election (presumably, Parker roamed from them).
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that makes sense, but i'm still confused why that message is in A Traitor, unless they're somehow involved
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Laz (they/them) 12-Jul-21 11:32 AM
the Dolphins I believe are in Season AA as well
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where they went after I'm not sure
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what I AM curious about is: who is being hidden on E43
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and what team is wearing the old Baltimore Crabs like a Hermit Crab shell lmao
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 12-Jul-21 11:38 AM
could it be the crabs (red) wearing them (crabs blue) like a hermit crab?
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quincognito 💚 12-Jul-21 11:46 AM
i am very slightly concerned now that we will reveal that item and the crabs will molt and become whatever other team they were and everyone will freak out
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 12-Jul-21 12:32 PM
i doubt theyd do that? i feel like the crabs would riot
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Laz (they/them) 12-Jul-21 12:35 PM
yeah like the Firefighters didn't become the Fireballs or anything
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the Crabs probably just had some different team that died and became them
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 12-Jul-21 12:44 PM
its basically all but confirmed that the crabs replaced the crabs, right?
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 12-Jul-21 12:48 PM
given the number of upscales on those messages + crossreferencing those against the blue crabs and new crabs' feeds' sEd43 redacted messages, it looks like it. however if we're right and that message is actually just The Baltimore Crabs replaced the incinerated Baltimore Crabs! i will laugh so hard i cry (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 12-Jul-21 01:09 PM
I think there's a mystery team in between the two, though also most of Pre-History II is also super-redacted so idk
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🦀🟦 -> 7/8 ? -> 🦀 🐳 -> 5/4/9 -> ILB #25
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quincognito 💚 12-Jul-21 01:23 PM
yeah IIRC we have reason to believe that the BC1 turn into something else
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Laz (they/them) 12-Jul-21 01:32 PM
Looking for more Redacted Events to Upscale? I've got a few recommendations. 🧵
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I have a few recommendations on what to Herring if you wanna know some newer stuff
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Camaclue (🦇) 12-Jul-21 02:58 PM
All I can see is salt works
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The South Bay Salt Works is a salt factory in southern San Diego, near Chula Vista, in the South Bay region of San Diego County, California. Initially operating under the name La Punta Salt Works operations dating back to at least 1871, for a period of time it was the sole supplier of salt for Southern California. In 1902 it was purchased and re...
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 12-Jul-21 04:04 PM
one of those big mounds is actually the Saltines stadium
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Laz (they/them) 12-Jul-21 04:36 PM
HM
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that feed event is gone from the New Crabs
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and got moved into the Old Crabs
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 12-Jul-21 04:37 PM
lol
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honestly think that means even tgbs systems dont like two teams with the same damn name
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Laz (they/them)
that feed event is gone from the New Crabs
quincognito 💚 12-Jul-21 05:01 PM
noooooo
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and yeah the team name is about salt mining
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Laz (they/them)
that feed event is gone from the New Crabs
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 12-Jul-21 07:35 PM
what, the E43 one?
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Thing I am curious about: The Georgias/Worms/Mechs have no ancient redacted entries despite their apparent championships. Whatever they did, they either had to join mid-Pre-History 2 and escape all together, or they got their championships in some other league.
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 12-Jul-21 09:25 PM
tacothink i honestly think they mightve gotten their championships in the same league the living prehistory teams are rn
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Camaclue (🦇)
All I can see is salt works
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 12-Jul-21 10:10 PM
i sure hope it does
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Faiiir, but we don't know where those are either I suppose. It's implied that all the survivors played in Pre-History 2. I had assumed that the missing survivors just managed to ascend but... there's so much that could be there...
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The missing team is the blue crabs right?
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 13-Jul-21 08:52 AM
Do you mean in First Day, First Edition? I think the blue crabs are on there already
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They're the og Baltimore crabs
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Laz (they/them) 13-Jul-21 08:53 AM
Nah we have a few missing teams
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 13-Jul-21 08:54 AM
Also, the Kola Boar aren't on the list alphabetically but every other team is
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Laz (they/them) 13-Jul-21 08:54 AM
One of them is the old Crabs' replacement One of them is the Whales' replacement One of them is the Whales' replacement's...replacement (edited)
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Oh the Boar are from Pechengsky, apparently lol
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 13-Jul-21 08:54 AM
Ooooh
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Weird
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Laz (they/them) 13-Jul-21 08:55 AM
And I think 5 teams in Season AA
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 13-Jul-21 08:55 AM
I was only thinking about the first day list (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 13-Jul-21 08:56 AM
Oh from that that's the Trunks as that mystery one on 1st Edition
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We know all 30 starter teams now tacoparty
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 13-Jul-21 08:59 AM
Oh that makes sense!
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That's awesome
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Laz (they/them) 13-Jul-21 09:02 AM
Yeah im surprises folks wanted to buy da fish (at 10,000 it's a decent chunk of change, I would've expected it to not get finished until s23 started up again)
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 13-Jul-21 09:03 AM
I’m surprised things have kept going over siesta
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 13-Jul-21 09:03 AM
Using that breakfast profits to buy 1 fish every other day
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 13-Jul-21 09:09 AM
there’s still a lot to unlock but with the price they’re at it’s hard to coordinate
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i had an idea to plan a taco-stand-wide organization effort to unlock taco-specific redacted entries, but i'm saving that for when like. there are any actually interesting taco-related ones
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i think the only redacted ones in our history are in A Walk and Snap Election in predictable forms
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Laz (they/them) 13-Jul-21 09:13 AM
I think SIBR has a list of Season Leaders but most of the missing ones are from old Teams; Mills and Tacos only got one record person a piece (Clare Ballard and Jackson Rodriguez respectively)
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Maybe Season AA will be more exciting on that front (edited)
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 13-Jul-21 09:58 AM
I already put my fish in the tacos redactions 🤷 I don't expect to see anything revolutionary with it though XD
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when we get "A Baja Blast" in the library i'll spend 10 mil on unredacting it 😠
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 13-Jul-21 10:43 AM
If we get a Baja blast it's our moral obligation to unredact
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 13-Jul-21 11:57 AM
Do we know what these are
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 13-Jul-21 12:02 PM
78: <Team> incinerated, instability spreads to us, game ends... idk where the instability clearing is, though 99: instability being left on us from Parker being vaulted
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 13-Jul-21 12:04 PM
Tacos functionally unstable since pre history you say
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 13-Jul-21 12:35 PM
Idle thoughts: So, PH1 ended after 5 seasons, when the sun was at critical levels (Yes, there were other reasons, just go with me). Theoretically, had it not been for the Unslam and Jaylen's appearance, the Sun would've ended Discipline Season 10 at critical levels. It looks like PH2 went for 10 seasons as well, implying there were at most, roughly the same number of incinerations as the Discipline Era, rather than PH1. I think PH2 is gonna be a lot more tame wrt Incinerations, and we may not even see any teams incinerated at all, or at most, 1-2. This also implies that (And I think we've talked about this before) Sun 2 has a far higher capacity than Sun 1. (edited)
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Another implication is that a "Regular" "Era" of Internet League Blaseball is "supposed" to be around 10 seasons.
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"Quotes"
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔)
Tacos functionally unstable since pre history you say
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 13-Jul-21 01:06 PM
How come I got fake stars ballclark
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Camaclue (🦇) 13-Jul-21 01:09 PM
1 real star
tacopleadhearts 2
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Laz (they/them) 13-Jul-21 01:10 PM
I feel like Sun 2 has less capacity than Sun 1 since Sun 1 saw like a dozen teams get blown up and didn't collapse
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 13-Jul-21 01:10 PM
Sure, but it also only had to deal with that for half a regular era
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You can see by the end of Season E it was ready to go though
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 13-Jul-21 01:11 PM
I think each of the new suns is more fragile than the last
tacothink 2
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Laz (they/them) 13-Jul-21 01:12 PM
Then again I'm not sure what the relationship between Sun 2, Sun(Sun) and the many other ones
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Fair point!
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
Sure, but it also only had to deal with that for half a regular era
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 13-Jul-21 01:12 PM
That also means less time to recharge
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 13-Jul-21 01:13 PM
I was under the impression that recharging/refills are almost exclusively Namerifeht's thing.
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 13-Jul-21 01:13 PM
Idk the suns are confusing
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 13-Jul-21 01:14 PM
Lol, yep
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 13-Jul-21 01:14 PM
Hey Namerifeht, never go near me or my sun again
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 13-Jul-21 01:14 PM
imagine .sun imploding and it sounds like a balloon popping
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Laz (they/them) 13-Jul-21 01:15 PM
I can't believe Tot Fox would do this tacopensive
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮
imagine .sun imploding and it sounds like a balloon popping
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 13-Jul-21 01:15 PM
sizzling sounds
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮
imagine .sun imploding and it sounds like a balloon popping
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 13-Jul-21 01:15 PM
It sounds like the item pickup pop in minecraft.
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 13-Jul-21 01:15 PM
hggfjghdf
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 13-Jul-21 01:16 PM
"why do I hear popcorn" "Why is it dark all of a sudden"
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 13-Jul-21 01:16 PM
sun(sun) sounds like the ender dragon dying
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔)
How come I got fake stars ballclark
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 13-Jul-21 01:16 PM
i gave that fake stars because its kinda fk stuff
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Laz (they/them) 13-Jul-21 01:16 PM
Namerifeht is a Minecraft streamer
tacothink 5
galaxysyndrome 5
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
i gave that fake stars because its kinda fk stuff
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 13-Jul-21 01:16 PM
Understandable have a nice day
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 13-Jul-21 01:16 PM
i guess its probably vague enough though
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Laz (they/them) 13-Jul-21 01:17 PM
New SUN?!? (Not CLICKBAIT)
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New SUN?!? (Not CLICKBAIT)
frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 13-Jul-21 01:17 PM
the coin the whole past threeson
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Camaclue (🦇) 13-Jul-21 02:49 PM
It was all clickbait? Always has been
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Some Brief Counting on the "A Walk" lorebook, assuming it's exclusively about Parker's Season E chaos and incinerations therein: Days with a multiple of 9 show up because Parker roamed and instability wore off. Therefore any non-multiple-of-9 days mean a team was incinerated that day. There are 11 non-9 days listed in that lorebook. This is also only a minimum, since teams may have been incinerated on multiple-of-9 days, or multiple teams could have been incinerated in the same game. (edited)
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Season E was an absolute bloodbath (edited)
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 13-Jul-21 11:09 PM
i think i did the math based on like redaction bar lengths and stuff and it was somewhere around 13, give or take 1. yeah.
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Camaclue (🦇) 13-Jul-21 11:10 PM
That's a lotta teams
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One of the things that worries me is that we don't have a full account of Season D, which based upon the series of events we know, may well have been just as bloody as Season E. (edited)
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Could be book 13 or 14 though. (edited)
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While I'd personally prefer folks put their herring into A Sun, A Rivalry, or Liquid Friend's Special Feed (Plz Herring Liquid Friend's Special Feed), it makes me think it'd be worth investing in A Walk to find out if there are teams that only existed from Season D to Season E.
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SubtractionSoup 13-Jul-21 11:41 PM
We know that only the Canada Artists were incinerated in Season D, from looking at the teams' feeds. The Immortals were incinerated in Season C, the Artists in Season D. The rest were incinerated in Season E or survived to at least First Day, Second Edition. We know the Immortals' and the Artists' replacements survived through season E as well, so the only possible gap is a "Kiki Familia" team that played only for part of Season E.
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Huh, that is interesting. Did everyone just get lucky with the weather in Season D? My read on the "An Exile" book was that the Artists rolled Parker's Roamin' to Super Roamin' during season C, prompting the force-field equip during Season D elections.
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Though that's pure speculation based on Lootcrates' vaguery
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 13-Jul-21 11:50 PM
I think the "Roll of the Dice" there was the Artists having faith that Agan Espinoza would save the team when they revoked Parker I dont think Reform was involved because 1) why wouldn't they just reform Non-Profit or Firewalker and 2) there isn't any recorded evidence of Super Roamin' until Season E, when Parker would have been Super Roamin' in Season D if it were the Artists' fault (edited)
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This does assume that Super Roamin' is the result of a third revoke, though, and the reasoning for why the third revoke would happen at all isn't totally clear to me unless old Fans just really cared about the economy more than their team
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Looking at Parkers' feed and yeah you're definitely right, there's no room for Parker to have gotten touched during Season C in an extant lorebook (the other C[EL] entry presumably being them roaming to a new team)
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Though yea, only makes things more curious as to how Parker got super-roamin'.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 13-Jul-21 11:55 PM
I guess we could get the answer to that by attempting to revoke Bright Zimmerman or NaN
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or Tad Seeth
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Technically an option I suppose.
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It's possible they super-revoked Parker in sequence with equipping them with the Force Field during the D elections, just to test things or somesuch, and got played for their Hubris.
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Except, the Oregon Psychics were already unstable in week one of Season E... how'd that work out
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 14-Jul-21 12:03 AM
the timeline would have to be... D Election 1. Psychics revoke Parker to make them Super Roam. They roam to the Truckers. 2. Parker left Instability behind. Psychics become Unstable. 3. [Some other Team] Equips Parker with the Force Field, presumably with the same Will that the Birds use in A Snap Election E Week 1 4. Megan Ito trades for the Force Field. 5. Psychics Instability clears safely. 6. Parker Roams, making the Truckers Unstable. E Week 2 and Onward 7. The events of An Alternate occur 8. The events of A Walk occur (edited)
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Ah, that's right, I forgot that Equip was done on other teams' players
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 14-Jul-21 12:04 AM
I'm not actually entirely sure how it works tbh
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I mean I suppose it doesn't have to work since we'll likely never see it in Actual Gameplay, but that seems to be the case. (edited)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 14-Jul-21 12:05 AM
yeah probably
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would explain why the birds had to do it on e99
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because New Megan Ito had it, I assume... although it doesn't totally explain how New Meg got it
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Mm. An interesting Point. "An Alternate" never clarifies if New Meg ever got the forcefield during that game.
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The Force Field doesn't modify stats at all so it wouldn't even show in the stat totals. Would make sense if they just... Had It when they hatched, though. (edited)
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🌮Talow🌮 14-Jul-21 12:22 AM
Honestly is it bad that my gut instinct is the best way to avoid repeating a walk is to get the super roamin 5th base to megan ito and just hope it is more "valuable" then the forcefield.
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georgia 🌱 14-Jul-21 12:31 AM
Okay, thinking about this some more, I do think the roll of the dice is just the second round of revoke. We know he picked up On an Odyssey, and people needed Parker off their team because it absolutely crippled their voting power, and revoking is a guarantee that he’ll leave - they’re rolling the dice on the schedule of whether they can get through that first week with no eclipse games.
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It’s not as dramatic as a reform but the facts are against me 😔
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 14-Jul-21 06:58 AM
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its from the sibrcord
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georgia 🌱
Okay, thinking about this some more, I do think the roll of the dice is just the second round of revoke. We know he picked up On an Odyssey, and people needed Parker off their team because it absolutely crippled their voting power, and revoking is a guarantee that he’ll leave - they’re rolling the dice on the schedule of whether they can get through that first week with no eclipse games.
If we assume Revoke worked the same way back then, Parker should've already had Roamin', guaranteeing they'd leave anyway
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ALSO a thought: The Psychics may have known that the Equip Parker plan was coming, and revoked Parker to get him away before that happened, since if the Equip went through without a revoke, they wouldn't roam and would be stuck on the Psychics forever (until Megan Ito stole the force field with trader)
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Camaclue (🦇) 14-Jul-21 10:23 AM
I mean if we take it as the gods were the fans them revoking parker to make the psychics burn instead of making one player monetarily worthless is kinda.... messed up
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actually this whole parker revoking is messed up in general
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parker could've stayed on the immortals, earning nothing but hurting no one
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The Immortals' decision makes sense when you think that they wouldn't have known what Instability did.
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The Psychics presumably could've been taking a gigantic risk for All the Money. And to be fair they may in fact have been Psychic and knew they'd be fine.
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 14-Jul-21 10:27 AM
when you think about it from the perspective of the gods being the fans that makes some things make more sense imo
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like my hc is that the immortals are basically the coin’s team, which. would explain why they’d want the money more
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I had a really spicy theory about some of the unrevealed teams based on letter counting that has been dashed by a combination of checking team feeds, and also remembering what way alphabetical order goes
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Curse you letters, spoiling all my fun
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 14-Jul-21 11:17 AM
I'm not sure I'm into the "the gods were the original fans" or that teams "belong" to any of the gods in that way tbh. We've seen teams the gods put together before (the pods, the hall stars) and they're typically formed for a specific purpose.
11:18
But like, if the entire blaseball economy revolves around one high payout player that you CAN'T profit off of because they're on your team, you're doomed to never make a splash during elections without revoking them. Seems like an obvious choice to make if you don't know what firewalker will do
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I still just want to know why there seem to be 29 teams in Season AA...
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Camaclue (🦇) 14-Jul-21 12:50 PM
the other 40 were afk
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 14-Jul-21 02:45 PM
im also just thinking like. why did parker have the Profit mod from the very beginning if something wasnt up
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 14-Jul-21 03:00 PM
we prolly won't get to know until Root :(
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Camaclue (🦇) 14-Jul-21 03:06 PM
Root is just the gods' chatlogs
15:06
...wait that's homestuck
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Also a thing I noticed the other day: The "A rivalry" Page doesn't directly talk about any players, but looking at the linked players to the strikes/balls, it's about Megan Ito and Parker.
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I always read the characters' in-game actions as largely compelled, like Megan Ito just blindly stole the Force Field, but if there's some bitter rivalry there, it makes it read like it was stolen out of jealousy or somesuch.
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 14-Jul-21 05:10 PM
oh god. i legitimately love that implication
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gaybritishcow 14-Jul-21 05:22 PM
it makes sense - megan ito was a really good player, and parker... well parker's fine now, but taking into account that we are seeing him post-at least one infusion & super roaming odyssey, it's probably safe to assume that he was not for most of the time he was playing against megan
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but he was the economy, so was probably the #1 idol every season, which had to have been insanely infuriating (edited)
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gaybritishcow
it makes sense - megan ito was a really good player, and parker... well parker's fine now, but taking into account that we are seeing him post-at least one infusion & super roaming odyssey, it's probably safe to assume that he was not for most of the time he was playing against megan
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 14-Jul-21 05:26 PM
I am seriously not liking the number of NaN-Parker parallels I'm starting to notice xD
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(granted NaN's time as a terrible-player-still-on-the-idol-board-for-some-reason was long before idol board economy was a thing, but still)
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 14-Jul-21 05:38 PM
yeah, considering parker presumably had On An Odyssey for most of A Walk and he was infused, and he's still not like... fantastic... he was almost definitely NaN-levels bad originally their terrible player who they loved very much (and also because he had a 10x profit mod he would've been the economy anyways, see glover, making him better would make cash numbers go up)
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gaybritishcow
it makes sense - megan ito was a really good player, and parker... well parker's fine now, but taking into account that we are seeing him post-at least one infusion & super roaming odyssey, it's probably safe to assume that he was not for most of the time he was playing against megan
Well, given Parker is a 5 star hitter and presumably was not pitching, it was Megan Ito pitching to Parker. And we know that twice in the book the game calls "Shame", which implies Parker getting runs in the bottom of the 9th off Megan Ito. (edited)
18:21
Parker would've roamed 14 times for a ~28% stat boost, he was probably already a ~4.5 star batter by season C. (Bear in mind the infusion was Season A Elections) (edited)
18:23
Also while I don't know Parker's FK stats, a 5 star batter is still... very good, especially by the standards set back then when batters were typically pretty trash with a few rare exceptions. (edited)
18:24
Like Cote Loveless got legendary as a 4.5 star with Spicy/Repeating (edited)
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 14-Jul-21 06:57 PM
4.5 stars was still really good back in season 5. So it tracks, especially if the PH leagues didn't have the star inflation problem we do.
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Yeh I mean, a quick scan of the teams in the Hall reveals no shortage of 1.5-3 star players
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Also if folks are holding on a a bunch of peanuts, I've heard some fringe theories that new books can get revealed by upshelling book entries.
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MarioGMan25 15-Jul-21 12:45 AM
Boy I missed a lot since last I checked the fish. Last I remember the Oregon Psychics and now there's a few more teams. How fun! Anything else of note I should know of?
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 15-Jul-21 10:03 AM
Just that New Megan Ito either was created with a copy of the Force Field or obtained one at some point, as it was taken from them to slap on Parker at the snap election
10:05
We're at the tail end of the siesta so at this point folks are probably saving their coins/fish for any new books that get revealed in the new season.
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 15-Jul-21 10:15 AM
predictions for season 23
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 15-Jul-21 10:21 AM
he will fly.
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Camaclue (🦇) 15-Jul-21 10:34 AM
oh my god I just thought of the dumbest pun
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Parker MacMillan draws a fire walk
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 15-Jul-21 10:40 AM
Parker MacMillan draws a fire walk. Unlucky Chump batting for the Doomed Team. Parker MacMillan left Instability in their wake! Unlucky Chump became Unstable!
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🌮Talow🌮 15-Jul-21 10:56 AM
Unlucky Chump incinerated by a rogue umpire! replaced by Unlucky Player! (edited)
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would parker make someone unstable if he was on the same base as someone and advanced?
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 15-Jul-21 02:59 PM
nobody wants to hold hands with Parker
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I made myself sad
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 15-Jul-21 04:28 PM
what about Ron monstera
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 15-Jul-21 05:09 PM
hey this ones about to go in “a traitor” (edited)
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please
17:09
WELL.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 15-Jul-21 05:10 PM
More metaphorical items...
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 15-Jul-21 05:10 PM
MEGAN. MEGAN YOU IDIOT
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gaybritishcow 15-Jul-21 05:10 PM
broken metaphorical sunglasses. megan really.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 15-Jul-21 05:11 PM
Ngl, it would've been really funny if they'd traded their nothing for the force field (I know, we had character counts. Still)
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 15-Jul-21 05:14 PM
megan ito cringe compilation
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 15-Jul-21 05:17 PM
goddamnit megan
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 15-Jul-21 05:19 PM
megans be trading
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megan ito: hmmm today i will trade for the force field ^ | clueless
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 15-Jul-21 05:20 PM
megan: hey did you get your force field stolen also megan: bo bield bolen parker: what megan: 👽
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georgia 🌱 15-Jul-21 05:20 PM
At least we now know Parker looked (metaphorically) cool in his (broken) sunglasses as he set the league on fire
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SubtractionSoup 15-Jul-21 05:23 PM
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 15-Jul-21 05:23 PM
press f to sunglasses
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 15-Jul-21 05:26 PM
Oh I swear to god, if that becomes important... (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 15-Jul-21 05:29 PM
🪙: f. Sunglasses got my poor boy in trouble bc of that Megan Ito so and so so I made them all go away so there
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 15-Jul-21 05:43 PM
is the fact that both of the items Megan traded away are "Metaphorical" important somehow?
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 15-Jul-21 05:44 PM
it's possible there are more still redacted trades, in which case we can't know yet. but maybe?
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 15-Jul-21 05:44 PM
probably? but i dont know how
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Laz (they/them) 15-Jul-21 05:45 PM
I think it might be a reference to all the quantum mechanics themes around Megan Ito (edited)
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 15-Jul-21 05:45 PM
metaphorically of course
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🌮Talow🌮 15-Jul-21 08:02 PM
yay almost certain confirmation that history is about to repeat.
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I summarized the findings on the Library and someone responded by simply responding to their first observation of Blaseball from last September: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/742094061481230476/865431542074179635/unknown.png (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 15-Jul-21 09:02 PM
You know, that really is a great way to sum it up, isn't it (edited)
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 16-Jul-21 12:22 AM
this is maybe a redundant task since i haven't bothered to check sibr or maincord in case it's been done yet, but i decided to start making a chronological list of the library events to get a better idea of the timeline
00:22
it's 1 am and i'm about to sleep though, so i'll finish it tomorrow hopefully
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 16-Jul-21 12:26 AM
I actually don't remember if I've seen them organized that way in sibrcord. I wouldn't be surprised if someone's done it, but I agree that it sounds like a cool idea
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CosmicChopsticks 16-Jul-21 02:36 AM
the sibr spreadsheet has them all sorted by chapter, havent seen a list by date
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 16-Jul-21 04:47 AM
y’all i’m. this kills the lizzy (this is all a reply to laz’s post about Megan taking the forcefield)
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dead
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honh
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Laz (they/them) 16-Jul-21 05:29 AM
SpongeBob point meme Look Tacos there I Clip am is!
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭
this is maybe a redundant task since i haven't bothered to check sibr or maincord in case it's been done yet, but i decided to start making a chronological list of the library events to get a better idea of the timeline
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 16-Jul-21 02:58 PM
Oh I made a script to do this
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔)
Oh I made a script to do this
jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 16-Jul-21 03:23 PM
oh nice! i'm still gonna finish my spreadsheet, i think, since i'm a perpetual victim of the sunk cost fallacy /lh
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 16-Jul-21 03:39 PM
there's more i can do with this and lootcrate's headlines have been displaced but
15:40
@jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 16-Jul-21 03:49 PM
oh nice, thanks!
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞
WELL.
Meaning (grember) 16-Jul-21 03:49 PM
It’s gonna happen AGAIN
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Meaning (grember)
It’s gonna happen AGAIN
during exhibition match maybe?
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🌮Talow🌮 16-Jul-21 06:01 PM
I am rooting for oops 55 pitch game.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 16-Jul-21 06:06 PM
I just realized that every item mentioned in Pre-History except for Wilkerson Ramos' Arm Cannon has the Metaphorical element (including the force field!), probably to demonstrate that these items didn't actually exist during the tests that Pre-History is based on (edited)
18:07
players actually did have Arm Cannons in the Discipline Era though so it's reasonably to believe that an Arm Cannon existed on the actual test runs back then, and it might have even belonged to Wilkerson Ramos
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 16-Jul-21 06:08 PM
Thinking about metaphorical socks
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 16-Jul-21 06:10 PM
socks maybe gained metaphorical socks <3
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 16-Jul-21 06:11 PM
does anyone have non-metaphorical socks
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 16-Jul-21 06:12 PM
i think siobhan chark's flickering item is socks
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 16-Jul-21 06:13 PM
they are!
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 16-Jul-21 06:14 PM
silvia rugrat has Parasitic Socks of the Feast
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 16-Jul-21 06:17 PM
balk: okay so the metaphorical items didn't actually exist so when megan ito traded for metaphorical items they traded for nothing when new megan ito traded for nothing they were just doing what they thought was normal
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quincognito 💚 16-Jul-21 07:29 PM
it was metaphorical shoes!
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Camaclue (🦇) 16-Jul-21 07:33 PM
Metaphor items are items that are metaphors for other things
19:34
Like a metaphorical bat is an item that's a metaphor for a bat like, say, a pipe
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞
hey this ones about to go in “a traitor” (edited)
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jul-21 02:35 PM
a traitor a trader god . . . dammit TGB
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 17-Jul-21 02:35 PM
what are you trying to get at here ghdnfj traitor is also a mod
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jul-21 02:36 PM
true
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but
14:36
there also be trading
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Camaclue (🦇)
Like a metaphorical bat is an item that's a metaphor for a bat like, say, a pipe
Caru the Ballclark Estimator 17-Jul-21 02:40 PM
Ceci n'est pas une bat
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Camaclue (🦇) 17-Jul-21 05:54 PM
Yo just thought Prehistory 1 had only 5 seasons yes
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The same 5 seasons it takes to vault someone What if the first vaulting affected how much ego gets you locked up
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They were like "heck it the most popular players just lock em up call it a day" "Oh no parker"
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We are 3/4ths of the way there, this is your regularly scheduled Public Service Announcment to upFish Liquid Friend's special investigation, found in the Special tab of their feed rather than the default "changes" tab
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 17-Jul-21 07:33 PM
I have upshelled,,, all i can do is wait,, (edited)
same 2
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 17-Jul-21 07:58 PM
soon............
brrr 6
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Laz (they/them) 18-Jul-21 08:39 AM
🦀 -> ?: Season E, Day 43 (unknown) 🏗️ -> ?: Season E, Day 43 (ILB 16) 🐳 -> ?: Season E, Day 66 - Season E, Day 85 -> ? (ILB 25) 🐿️ -> ?: Season E, Day 86 (ILB 04) 💔 -> ?: Season E, Day 26 (ILB 05) 🧂 -> ?: Season E, Day 68 (ILB 15)
08:40
these are the seven we missing so far
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 18-Jul-21 08:51 AM
i cant wait for this next season
08:51
theres probably gonna be more books to look at too
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 18-Jul-21 08:54 AM
Gib prehistory II pls
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 18-Jul-21 08:54 AM
new book with 200,000 redacted text
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Laz (they/them) 18-Jul-21 09:05 AM
I just want my double fry economy back so I can get fish
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 18-Jul-21 09:06 AM
tosser 😔 glover 😔 i miss them
09:06
i dont even know what economy is gonna be this season.... melon pickles????
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i'm gonna keep it up with cold fries since it's fun enough
09:08
though faintly considering swapping to hot fries to idle on winnie hess overnight
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 18-Jul-21 09:08 AM
i've been sticking to snoil no matter how unoptimal just because it's the most fun way for me to keep myself engaged
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Laz (they/them) 18-Jul-21 09:09 AM
Clare Mccall and Cornelius Games are still 2x Pitching Idols
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(from items)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 18-Jul-21 09:09 AM
oh truee
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Laz (they/them) 18-Jul-21 09:10 AM
(psst Clare is a starting FF pitcher so swap your idol before tomorrow)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 18-Jul-21 09:10 AM
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10:12
These are...interesting interpretations of what was revealed in the Library
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 18-Jul-21 10:14 AM
adore how these look like. idk ancient cave art from a movie or something
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Laz (they/them) 18-Jul-21 10:18 AM
10:18
Oh hey Boss
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What are you doing up there
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮
adore how these look like. idk ancient cave art from a movie or something
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 18-Jul-21 10:20 AM
it's really great yeah
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Laz (they/them)
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 18-Jul-21 10:21 AM
[cupping hands around mouth] get down from there
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 18-Jul-21 10:29 AM
so the coin was in prehistory. that. cant be good
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 18-Jul-21 10:32 AM
so, uh... illustration 1: "Season A". parker macmillan, surrounded by 6-sided stars, being idolized and named an MVP. girlboss is above them possibly to demonstrate that she's "his mom who works in equity" or at the very least responsible for their Profit mod that put them on the idol board to begin with. or maybe just to show that he's being named an MVP since the anchor seems to stress that MVPs are girlboss's thing illustration 2: "Season A Election." parker macmillan being cursed with non-profit (left) and firewalker (right), leaving money and instability behind as he walks away... divided down the middle to demonstrate the "rock and a hard place" sort of problem where people have to revoke parker to stay competitive in elections but can't revoke parker without risking death illustration 3: "A Rivalry." megan ito front and center, surrounded by the same stars as parker in illustration 1. parker macmillan is on their left and right, hitting a dinger on the left (the thwack and the straight lines) and either fouling or not swinging at balls on the right. not sure what the significance of the bases and dotted lines are. maybe just to make it look pretty illustration 4: "A Traitor." megan ito stealing parker's forcefield, a whole bunch of wavy stuff seems to show that this was an incredibly bad idea. illustration 5: "A Walk." parker macmillan walking between teams with a whole bunch of fire and skulls everywhere. not entirely sure what the significance of the four bases is... illustration 6: "A Snap Election." a hand reaching out to smash a big glowing reset button. (edited)
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 18-Jul-21 10:38 AM
oooooooooooo the one for 3 is very good
10:38
that was the one i was confused about
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 18-Jul-21 10:38 AM
yeah u can tell it's megan ito because they have the same little mask that the figure stealing the forcefield has
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 18-Jul-21 11:25 AM
and theyre a shoe thief for that so like it fits
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Camaclue (🦇) 18-Jul-21 12:32 PM
topical
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Camaclue (🦇) 18-Jul-21 12:40 PM
@xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx can I post this in maincord
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 18-Jul-21 12:51 PM
Lmao sure
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megan
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Laz (they/them) 18-Jul-21 01:22 PM
lmao
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Camaclue (🦇) 18-Jul-21 01:26 PM
Megan Ito turns out to be the Shelled One's daughter
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 18-Jul-21 05:36 PM
if megan ito is related to any god they're probably related to lootcrates, given traitor/trader mods
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Laz (they/them) 18-Jul-21 06:19 PM
In the case of a game lasting two [Earth] hours, the entire season should be ||||||||| (9) and both teams should be ||||||||| (9) ||||||||| (9) |||||||| (8) |||| (4) for |||||| (6) ||||||||||| (11).
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as for Megan Ito I feel as if they're the Microphone/Reader
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and with a 50 inning game, two hour spillover may in fact happen
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🌮Talow🌮 18-Jul-21 06:21 PM
Original Megan Ito gives me OG Microphone turned Reader vibes.
same 3
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Laz (they/them) 18-Jul-21 06:22 PM
I wonder if the Boss is trying to force a Double Spillover with this game now
18:22
rather than Parker/Megan Swap
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🌮Talow🌮 18-Jul-21 06:22 PM
I think Boss is trying to force a multitude of things with this 50-inning game. (edited)
18:24
Like, if the 50-inning game doesn't result in Sun(Sun) exploding (assuming it somehow didn't during the main season) I'd be shocked.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 18-Jul-21 06:25 PM
who's ready to watch all the ego+(+(+(+))) players get mauled by sharks for two and a half hours while lootcrates sits in the background and sobs as their precious legends are ruined by the outside world in the name of profit/fairness
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🌮Talow🌮 18-Jul-21 06:26 PM
... ya know, I hadn't considered that, but yeah the rising stars are kinda screwed aren't they.
18:26
the legends have the detective duo protecting them, but the rising stars are just shark bait.
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 18-Jul-21 06:26 PM
are they gonna be that heavy though?
18:26
oh wait they have ego. hm
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🌮Talow🌮 18-Jul-21 06:27 PM
what was the ego formula again? 16^x where x = ego? (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 18-Jul-21 06:27 PM
Chorby Soul is on the Vaulted Legends team
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I feel like the Rising Stars will be fine
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 18-Jul-21 06:27 PM
rising stars could still get some bites tho
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Laz (they/them) 18-Jul-21 06:27 PM
oh yeah the Detectives
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 18-Jul-21 06:27 PM
the vault will be perfectly safe
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 18-Jul-21 06:28 PM
the detective duo protect both teams tho
18:28
the replicas did anyways
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🌮Talow🌮 18-Jul-21 06:29 PM
Oh did the detective duo protect both teams whenever they was in a game? if they did, then not as much to worry about.
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 18-Jul-21 06:29 PM
yup, they always fought off attacks against whoever they were playing against too
18:29
itll be fine
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 18-Jul-21 06:31 PM
i wonder if they'll be on the depth chart
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 18-Jul-21 06:31 PM
oh right the detectives, forgot about them
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🌮Talow🌮 18-Jul-21 07:13 PM
.. over/under for the first 9 letter word being "concluded."
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georgia 🌱 18-Jul-21 07:28 PM
Ooh, my pick was “postponed” but that’s even better
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Laz (they/them) 18-Jul-21 10:11 PM
22:11
on the site, Night Weather got swapped out for...something
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🌮Talow🌮 18-Jul-21 10:11 PM
that got changed from Night Weather to mystery weather.
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Camaclue (🦇) 18-Jul-21 10:18 PM
Uhh
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 18-Jul-21 10:20 PM
still night for me?
22:20
try refreshing
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 18-Jul-21 10:20 PM
this has to be a mistake, i think
22:20
i wouldn't look into it too dep
22:20
deep
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 18-Jul-21 10:20 PM
oh now i refreshed
22:20
and its not
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🌮Talow🌮 18-Jul-21 10:21 PM
Like I said in maincord, I give it a 50/50 shot of getting fixed and getting turned into a plot about someone literally changing history. or attempting to.
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Camaclue (🦇) 18-Jul-21 10:27 PM
The Editor
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Laz (they/them) 18-Jul-21 10:33 PM
🏗️: Bonnie Bluegrass Mononymous Fiesta Pepper Hockeypuck Bloom Goblin deceased Sorrell Glump Lurlene Dougnut ❓: Kale DeShields Titania Byron Emilia Clambucket François Palladium Keanu Junebug Ardy Salt Ellie Bluesky
22:33
here's something else strange
22:34
Laredo Excavators are half assigned to their Team and half not, and only Bloom Goblin is Deceased
22:34
the Laredo Excavators Team is Deceased but not its Players
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🌮Talow🌮 18-Jul-21 10:34 PM
Oh, guess we had another fire protector situation.
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Laz (they/them) 18-Jul-21 10:35 PM
22:35
I guess?
22:35
Maybe half of them ended up on the Laredo Excavators' replacement Team
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 18-Jul-21 10:36 PM
id really like to know where like. physically, players go when theyre not on a team but theyre not dead or elsewhere
22:37
or just when their teams dead but theyre not. does the hall have a doorway where they have to wait /j
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tricks (they/them) 💜 18-Jul-21 11:05 PM
they get to take the dogs to the dog plark
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 18-Jul-21 11:12 PM
up maybe.... or down sideways?
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it's another joke? a "cave in" with living people in a dead team
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jul-21 08:47 AM
think so yes
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jul-21 10:52 AM
10:52
Khaanyo Cylinder (edited)
tacolook 1
10:54
another one for the Kiki Familia team between Mallorca Whales and ILB 25
10:54
(which, if y'all have some cash to blow on Fish that would be super handy) (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 19-Jul-21 10:56 AM
Ok, where is this?
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I don't see it, and it's not on the Enbyss tool
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 19-Jul-21 11:01 AM
khannyo cylinder? they popped up haunting loser about an hour ago, very start of game 3
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Centritide🌮💜 19-Jul-21 11:02 AM
klong klong klong klong!!
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 19-Jul-21 11:02 AM
also just got a second mysterious klong at the start of game 4; not sure if we know what team this one's on?
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jul-21 11:02 AM
okay lemme try and track down which event
11:02
that one looks familiar
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i wonder if we're getting Pre-History II klongs now 👁
tacolook 2
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jul-21 11:02 AM
nope not yet
11:02
Mo Koning is on the same team as Khaanyo
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 19-Jul-21 11:06 AM
Oh, sorry, I meant where is the thing to upfish
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jul-21 11:07 AM
ah yes I am trying to find them
11:07
they're in A Walk
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 19-Jul-21 11:07 AM
Oh geez, that's the big ol long one
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jul-21 11:08 AM
11:08
one of these 5
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 19-Jul-21 11:08 AM
Hah, I already upfished the bottom one
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jul-21 11:09 AM
that's the one
11:09
I think
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 19-Jul-21 11:09 AM
I would imagine so. I did a decent bit of reading trying to figure out what else would be fun to hit
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jul-21 11:09 AM
it's "The [8] [6] replaced the incinerated [5][4][9]!" (edited)
11:10
oh the middle one
11:10
that's it
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 19-Jul-21 11:10 AM
Ah, mhm. I think 76 gives both of the teams in that game, yeah?
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jul-21 11:11 AM
it gives the Team not the Location
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 19-Jul-21 11:11 AM
Should still link to the team though, no?
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jul-21 11:11 AM
oh wait the scores yes
11:12
wait no
11:12
it would only have the score for the newer team
11:12
whoever they were facing though lemme see
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 19-Jul-21 11:13 AM
(I just upfished the 59 too) (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jul-21 11:13 AM
I believe that's Maryland Squirrels vs. [5][4][9]
11:17
yes Parker Roamed from [5/4/9] on Day 81 (edited)
11:18
and presumably [5/4/9]'s Incineration resulted in the Squirrels' Instability and later incineration (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 19-Jul-21 11:18 AM
Ah, gotcha
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jul-21 11:18 AM
If you are looking for Cylinder's Team, sources indicate that on A Walk, this particular event (#3 of 5 Season E Day 85 Events may in fact be it).
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 19-Jul-21 11:43 AM
huh i just realized that while Megan Ito's pregame ritual is solitaire, New Megan Ito's (and all the replicas of them) ritual is theft
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jul-21 11:51 AM
11:51
these two are also new 👀
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 19-Jul-21 11:56 AM
Yep, I'm very excited for when we start getting those teams revealed
same 3
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jul-21 07:58 PM
19:58
this is the saddest thing I've ever seen in Blaseball Caleb Novak pls be Haunted sadparty
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PFFFT
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Camaclue (🦇) 19-Jul-21 08:07 PM
Caleb Novak really went "if I was a vessel for unknown spirits from forgotten teams I would simply not"
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Caleb No spacer spacer
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Camaclue (🦇) 19-Jul-21 08:09 PM
Caleb Novac(ancy)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 19-Jul-21 08:09 PM
caleb forgot they were haunted. they just wanted more boxes
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 19-Jul-21 08:59 PM
may be of interest to yall as best as i can determine with api shenanigans, 61 852 herring were bought and spent prior to season 23 about 155 756 upscales total
tacolook 2
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Laz (they/them) 19-Jul-21 09:09 PM
Wow
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 19-Jul-21 09:12 PM
How many free ones are available again? Like 32?
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 19-Jul-21 09:12 PM
yes 32
21:12
and they each have 2k-3k upnuts
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 19-Jul-21 09:12 PM
So there's at least 3k users who've at least claimed "free" ones. (edited)
21:13
Yep, that's what you just said too, lol
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 19-Jul-21 09:13 PM
yeah so the "bought and spent herring" metric, are upscales - [upnuts on the 32]
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 19-Jul-21 09:14 PM
Oh good, so I just did the exact opposite math you did to get those numbers, lol
21:14
tacopensive
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 19-Jul-21 09:16 PM
also, that amount spent on herring is on the same order as the amount spent on stadium+gift shop
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 19-Jul-21 09:16 PM
Oh that's cool to know
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 19-Jul-21 09:18 PM
of all my spending stats these probably have the widest error bars
21:19
because sibr doesn't have perfect historical records on some of the finer details and it comes from two sources and there's a lot of saving up on herring for later
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 19-Jul-21 09:20 PM
Absolutely. I'm doing it, and I'm sure I'm not the only one
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 19-Jul-21 09:21 PM
at the very least people are more inclined to save the free ones than the bought ones but even that's not strictly true
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 19-Jul-21 09:21 PM
Yeah, I wonder if that actually is true, since it's not like there's really any way to tell how many bought ones people are saving
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 19-Jul-21 09:24 PM
yeah it was kinda interesting, if i look at times before you could buy herring, you could actually see the amount sitting in people's inventory by looking at the difference between upnuts and upscales and the only error in that would basically just be from missed data and anyone who decided to delete their herring. but now that you can buy herring, the difference is positive instead of negative and there's no longer a unique solution because of the two sources so you just have to assume that none of the purchased herring are being saved (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 19-Jul-21 09:25 PM
Right
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 19-Jul-21 09:28 PM
now that it's positive it's basically assuming nothing is being saved really
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 19-Jul-21 09:58 PM
Someone remind me tomorrow to do math on what % of all redacted text has been unredacted
22:00
It will take like 5s it is very easy but I am slep
22:01
Jk I remembered the relevant numbers
22:01
About 30%
22:02
Better ramp up production of herring if we're gonna get there by the end of era
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 19-Jul-21 10:11 PM
If everyone spends a measly checks math ahem 376k on herring we can unredacted every single thing that has ever been redacted
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georgia 🌱 19-Jul-21 10:13 PM
Is everyone all of blaseball?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 19-Jul-21 10:13 PM
That's actually a much higher percentage than I expected
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georgia 🌱 19-Jul-21 10:13 PM
I spent a million on herring last season so this seems somewhat achievable...
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 19-Jul-21 10:15 PM
Everyone is 1k people
22:20
Assuming this season will be similar to last, if all of blaseball spent 3% of their income on herring we'd do it It is way way to early to do it now but a (beeeeg) propaganda push to get everyone to spend like 10% of their income would actually do a lot if it worked
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 19-Jul-21 10:30 PM
I've planted the seed in maincord Time to fail sleep
tacosleepy 6
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COIN WAS AN IMMORTALS FAN
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georgia 🌱 20-Jul-21 12:46 AM
She’s gotta support her son
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🌮Talow🌮 20-Jul-21 01:19 AM
Coin was absolutely an immortals fan... and I would not be surprised if she's the one who voted to send parker away.
04:40
👀
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gaybritishcow 20-Jul-21 05:05 AM
coin has some stuff to answer for
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 20-Jul-21 05:10 AM
HOLY CRAP I JUST GOT HERE
05:10
WE WERE RIGHT ….
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 20-Jul-21 05:29 AM
sickos
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i'm 100% positive that there's a good 50-100 or more people who read #newsroom despite posts only getting 20ish reacts - we should use it for a call to unredact more (edited)
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 20-Jul-21 06:56 AM
yeah we should put recently redacted things in there at the least
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 20-Jul-21 08:09 AM
ohhhhh god okay now that its not 2am and I've slept on this one its got some Implications huh
08:09
that Implication being Parker's first Revoke was Girlboss's fault
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Camaclue (🦇) 20-Jul-21 08:14 AM
people hate watchin' a girlboss destroying entire teams over a single player
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 20-Jul-21 08:27 AM
gives us even more insight into the coin too cause like
08:28
she could have just picked a different idol or something but instead she put the ENTIRE LEAGUE in danger just to get money
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 20-Jul-21 08:29 AM
and like to be fair parker's the best idol by probably a significant margin, but also according to the like netcode or whatever she already has a quantity of money that very clearly reminds us we have ETR now
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.@ feather 💙 20-Jul-21 09:34 AM
ok I'm gonna sympathize the coin for a sec - she did like, have multiple teams team up against her to screw her (that's "collusion") so I bet that she was super angry with the league and also why she's so obsessed with "fairness" now
09:34
she's the original "I'm the best so I should win every time" player
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 20-Jul-21 09:39 AM
girlboss couldve just changed teams but no, she turned her son into a murderer
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.@ feather 💙 20-Jul-21 09:52 AM
lmaooo
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 20-Jul-21 09:52 AM
omg
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.@ feather 💙 20-Jul-21 09:52 AM
nah it's more like, the person who gets salty when you play munchkin
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 20-Jul-21 11:06 AM
should we try to get people to upshell the new unredaction to get lōotcrates to tweet it?
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thats a good question
11:21
would the coin react?
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 20-Jul-21 11:28 AM
she might... it might also prompt parker iiiii to tweet something, too
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 20-Jul-21 12:34 PM
Parker already responded
12:35
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Did anyone else notice that all the replicas have two redacted entries in their feed, or was I the first one to realize that they had something to reveal other than the "Heated, Shaped, and Replicated" entry?
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jul-21 02:08 PM
Uh they have a number based on the number of Replicas made I believe
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Is that a guess based on fk, or has it been revealed on a replica I could check?
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jul-21 02:15 PM
Based on fk character counts
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Ok, then for now at least, I won't spend any herring on it
14:16
Thanks for the clarification
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 20-Jul-21 05:59 PM
speaking of replicas and stuff though
17:59
this one's Close
17:59
its not the liquid friend ones but Still
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 20-Jul-21 05:59 PM
oohh
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jul-21 06:00 PM
👀
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 20-Jul-21 06:01 PM
this one is under changes as opposed to liquid's special ones which is weird but
18:02
only 4 more!
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 20-Jul-21 06:04 PM
RETURNED to???
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 20-Jul-21 06:04 PM
YEAH THATS UH. HM
18:04
were. were all the coffee cup players shoved into the vault
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 20-Jul-21 06:04 PM
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jul-21 06:05 PM
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georgia 🌱 20-Jul-21 06:05 PM
Huh
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jul-21 06:06 PM
I think the implication is that Plasma and Friend have been from the Vault pspsps go Unredact Liquid Friend too, they got some extra stuff
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 20-Jul-21 06:06 PM
this is what liquid's looks like rn
18:06
the bottom one being "returned to the vault" also
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jul-21 06:27 PM
squints hey wait a minute why wasn't BC Noir Yolked during the Coffee Cup if they were Stronger Together Did something Happen between the Coffee Cup and Season 12 to them (edited)
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 20-Jul-21 06:28 PM
I wasn’t here during the coffee cup but I think yolked was added when they were vaulted in s20
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georgia 🌱 20-Jul-21 06:30 PM
I do think that one is just a case of “we hadn’t come up with it yet”
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jul-21 06:31 PM
(well yeah lol)
18:31
though if there's an interesting in-universe explanation I wanna hear it
18:31
like if they were normal players until the Boss got to them or something
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georgia 🌱 20-Jul-21 06:33 PM
Thinking about the implications of being hard-boiled though with this new info.... if a new player is a fresh egg, a hard boiled player has been... cooked? Boiled in the percolator? perhaps even incinerated?
18:33
Not sure exactly but there’s something there
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jul-21 06:34 PM
well
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 20-Jul-21 06:35 PM
they started training when consumers first showed up
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jul-21 06:35 PM
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 20-Jul-21 06:35 PM
what were they going to wrestle in the coffee cup?
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jul-21 06:35 PM
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georgia 🌱 20-Jul-21 06:35 PM
I think about that entry all the time 😔
18:35
It haunts me
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jul-21 06:35 PM
Hard-Boiled Detectives
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georgia 🌱 20-Jul-21 06:36 PM
Concentrated coffee essence 👀
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Laz (they/them)
Hard-Boiled Detectives
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 20-Jul-21 06:39 PM
the only thing that puts me off that is the fact thaht LF got scrambled when redacted
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Camaclue (🦇) 20-Jul-21 06:39 PM
Layered puns
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jul-21 06:40 PM
I guess you can technically make scrambled hard boiled eggs
18:40
they might not be Good but you can do it
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 20-Jul-21 06:41 PM
isnt that just egg salad
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 20-Jul-21 06:43 PM
also this is the next closest thing i think
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SubtractionSoup 20-Jul-21 06:44 PM
Yep, and we know it's a new team
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Laz (they/them) 20-Jul-21 06:50 PM
hype I'm excited
18:55
should be the Maryland Squirrels' replacement
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georgia 🌱
Thinking about the implications of being hard-boiled though with this new info.... if a new player is a fresh egg, a hard boiled player has been... cooked? Boiled in the percolator? perhaps even incinerated?
quincognito 💚 20-Jul-21 07:00 PM
yeah iirc our belief during the coffee cup, before the detective aspect was clear, was that hard boiled players hatch stronger from eggs
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 20-Jul-21 10:57 PM
very close now...
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:12 AM
The Busan Bison everybody!
bongers 3
01:12
oh wow this is the first time i dont have an emoji, how do i fix that
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gaybritishcow 21-Jul-21 01:22 AM
apparently it's a newer emoji
01:22
it's supposed to be 🦬
01:24
anyway, interesting things about the bison: they're alive, they have one championship, and they have two pairs of players who share pregame rituals (ophelia magpie & damir bark: grazing, aisha thompson & dave mac: sleep-hitting)
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Carl-bot BOT 21-Jul-21 01:24 AM
woof
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SubtractionSoup 21-Jul-21 01:26 AM
Yeah, unfortunately, current versions of Windows don't support Emoji 13.0, unless you install a preview build
01:28
Also, we can tell from cross-referencing feeds that they replaced the Squirrels on Season E Day 86
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 21-Jul-21 04:26 AM
Oh hey the Korean team has a player with a Korean name, that’s neat
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 21-Jul-21 04:28 AM
multiple korean names!
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Zach but 🎃💚💜 21-Jul-21 05:37 AM
What countries play baseball irl?
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 21-Jul-21 05:41 AM
A lot of them
05:43
North America, most of central and south America, several Caribbean nations, Australia, several Asian nations, most if not all of Europe
05:43
It’s an Olympic sport after all
05:48
I think there are some African nations that have recently created national teams too
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Zach but 🎃💚💜 21-Jul-21 05:55 AM
I’m trying to predict where we could see teams from.
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KarpskryparN 21-Jul-21 06:54 AM
I don't know if baseball is that big in Europe
06:54
It's not played in Scandinavia at all
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 21-Jul-21 07:23 AM
my professor for my january class said that he once went to Sweden to run a baseball camp, i guess there must not be any organized leagues. i know at least a couple European countries have been represented at the world baseball classic
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KarpskryparN 21-Jul-21 07:47 AM
tacolook that's the first time I've ever heard of it
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 21-Jul-21 07:59 AM
Although to be fair most of the best players from the Netherlands were actually born in curaçao
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Camaclue (🦇) 21-Jul-21 10:21 AM
I do believe now that Cote is backwards fireman's kid
10:21
he appears in A Sun. There's gotta be a connection
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 21-Jul-21 10:23 AM
(Over in sibrcord, we've had folks referring to Namerifeht as Sparky, if you wanted an easier way to refer to them)
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Camaclue (🦇) 21-Jul-21 10:23 AM
hotman jones
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 21-Jul-21 10:24 AM
Ok, never mind, you found the best one so far.
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jul-21 10:25 AM
Hotman
🇫 3
🇱 3
🇦 3
🇲 3
🇪 3
🇴 3
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Camaclue (🦇) 21-Jul-21 10:26 AM
sunman
10:26
...
10:26
UMP SUNMAN
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 21-Jul-21 10:26 AM
:EYES: (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jul-21 10:29 AM
tacolook
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 10:37 AM
oh
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quincognito 💚 21-Jul-21 10:50 AM
Poppy Song
new best shadow name just dropped
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 21-Jul-21 10:52 AM
...............that sounds like a warrior cats name
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 21-Jul-21 11:21 AM
i actually wrote a thing like yesterday about like. Theoretically which players would be related to gods
11:22
i don’t think cote would be related to namerifeht tbh? i was thinking more clare but also I don’t really know
11:24
but the thing we were originally talking about is uhh
11:24
fletcher berger is one of the few legendary prehistory players and they were also offered in the gift shop last season
11:25
they don’t have any notable mod that might hint at anything like parker or megan or clare but they DO have like. really high vibes
11:25
and they were on the fridays
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quincognito 💚
Poppy Song
new best shadow name just dropped
Laz (they/them) 21-Jul-21 11:34 AM
from where? the Bison?
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quincognito 💚 21-Jul-21 11:34 AM
yes
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jul-21 11:34 AM
cool
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞
i don’t think cote would be related to namerifeht tbh? i was thinking more clare but also I don’t really know
Laz (they/them) 21-Jul-21 11:34 AM
Cote is on the A Sun Library thing as the first player to build Pressure with a Run
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 21-Jul-21 11:35 AM
that’s true
11:35
but also I don’t think Repeating has any sort of tie ins to namerifeht ghdjfj
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jul-21 11:35 AM
Megan Ito I guess is the Breath Mints/Joel stand in
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 21-Jul-21 11:35 AM
cause the thought process was like. based on the mods they have and stuff
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and reverb seems like almost the opposite of something related to namerifeht
11:37
both of cote’s mods have to do with like,,,, keeping up a batting streak and batting more and stuff
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Laz (they/them) 21-Jul-21 11:41 AM
Maybe Cote has something to do with the Eggplants/Night Weather/etc.
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 21-Jul-21 11:44 AM
I mean the eggplants all have the nightshade mod cause they evolved
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 21-Jul-21 11:45 AM
hey you know what would be really funny
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if the first thing that happens after Parker gets inevitably freed is he roams to the Tigers and gets stuck there somehow
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becomes the ultimate anticlimax xD
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Camaclue (🦇) 21-Jul-21 11:51 AM
spicy = hot sun = hot repeatedly refilling the sun repeat repeating actions (edited)
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator
if the first thing that happens after Parker gets inevitably freed is he roams to the Tigers and gets stuck there somehow
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 12:07 PM
I think this is almost guaranteed to happen honestly
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Depending on if the Shoe Thieves care enough about Bon Voyage to risk everything for skipping roamless
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quincognito 💚 21-Jul-21 12:27 PM
basically the only way that doesn't happen is a subfaction of folks on one team decide to go after a different crate for debatable reasons lol
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Camaclue (🦇) 21-Jul-21 12:33 PM
or it turns out the number of crates of each type is limited
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 12:34 PM
oh god, i can see that being the case
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Camaclue (🦇)
or it turns out the number of crates of each type is limited
quincognito 💚 21-Jul-21 12:35 PM
there is basically zero chance of this given that there's no indication of it so far.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 12:42 PM
it's almost definitely a coincidence, but the icon for each crate does have only a pile of six with four piles totalling to 24 crates
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 12:43 PM
FEAR
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Camaclue (🦇)
UMP SUNMAN
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 21-Jul-21 12:50 PM
:E Y E S: E M O J I
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 12:51 PM
namerifeht is not ump sunman
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
it's almost definitely a coincidence, but the icon for each crate does have only a pile of six with four piles totalling to 24 crates
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 21-Jul-21 12:52 PM
Okay but hasn't crates always been these stacks of 6
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 12:52 PM
yeah that's why i said it's almost definitely a coincidence
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So, if that ends up being the case, then let's assume a best case scenario where if there aren't any crates left of the highest voted choice, it'll go to the second highest voted choice instead of picking a random crate. Everyone can see this twist coming from a mile away, so we can expect the Team Avoidance Crates to have the fewest votes for each team. Therefore, the bottom 6 teams in the league would be stuck with the Team Avoidance Crates since their votes trigger last, and they would be the most at risk next season.
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This is assuming that there are only 6 of each crate, of course
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 21-Jul-21 12:54 PM
I don't think they're gonna go "haha jk you can't protect yourself the entire league burns :)))"
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 12:55 PM
i mean, i think there is an infinite number of crates? normally it would say if there were any limitations, like it did with the tarot where each team got 1, but this just says each team will recieve their top selected party favor
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Perhaps, but I also don't think they're going to release Parker into a league where everyone has total protection from Firewalker
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 12:56 PM
i mean, none of these do that
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 21-Jul-21 12:56 PM
not total. instability can chain.
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
i mean, none of these do that
Roamless and Containment could do that if every team picks the same crate
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 12:57 PM
i think that, uh, if even one (non-tigers) team doesn't pick roamless, we can still see an entire division/subleague being incinerated even if that one team picks containment because that contained team can get toasted, then parker will go to their replacement, then they'll get toasted (the kiki familia of teams), and then it can chain that time
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 12:57 PM
containment would still kill people
12:58
containment only stops spread, not getting it
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roamless might work if everyone gets that one
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 21-Jul-21 12:58 PM
and if all 24 teams pick roamless-- the parker danger of him losing the force field happens before the election, so there's still that tension, and it would demonstrate a lot of unity across the league and so be a tense but awesome move.
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 12:59 PM
but the chances of everyone getting the same one? low probably, it'd be cool, but there are enough chaos actors that have money to throw around that could easily stop it
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
containment would still kill people
If both teams have Containment, then Instability can't spread, no matter which team Parker is on when Firewalker triggers. Also, I'm assuming that this Containment will be a team-wide effect and not assigned to every individual player
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If both teams have Containment, then Instability can't spread, no matter which team Parker is on when Firewalker triggers. Also, I'm assuming that this Containment will be a team-wide effect and not assigned to every individual player
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 12:59 PM
ok, so one team gets incinerated, the new team does not have containment
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it does not stop unstable, it stops it from spreading after you burn
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 01:00 PM
i think you're misunderstanding how containment works? it merely stops instability from chaining to their opponent, it doesn't stop the contained team from becoming unstable
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
i think you're misunderstanding how containment works? it merely stops instability from chaining to their opponent, it doesn't stop the contained team from becoming unstable
I'm assuming that Parker would have Containment as long as he's on a team that picked a Containment crate, and as long as Parker has Containment, he can't spread instability
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:01 PM
i dont think it goes on the players, it would go on the team
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Okay, first of all, can we agree that when Parker roams and triggers Firewalker, he "spreads" instability?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 01:05 PM
yeah
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Is there any difference between how Parker spreads instability and how an incinerated Unstable player spreads instability that would matter for the purposes of Containment?
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:06 PM
in the wording? yes
13:06
parker leave instability in his wake, for incins it chains
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 01:06 PM
parker leaves instability on an entire team, an unstable player chains it to another player (edited)
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:07 PM
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But does leaving instability in his wake count as spreading it?
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:07 PM
we dont know
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 01:07 PM
i assume it does given that the Force Field grants him the containment mod
13:08
but the mod from the party favor goes to the team, not parker
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 21-Jul-21 01:08 PM
and we do know that having containment doesn't mean "when this player is incinerated there is no more instability"-- instability chained when sebastian telephone was incinerated, it just could not have chained to the pods.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
i assume it does given that the Force Field grants him the containment mod
Exactly, so as long as he has the Containment mod, he can't trigger Firewalker! Can we agree on that?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 01:08 PM
yeah
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but it won't give him the containment mod
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:09 PM
just like the tigers players dont have fireproof, the team does
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 01:10 PM
well
13:10
maybe it will
13:10
but i dont think so based on the wording of the party favor
13:11
oh wait no it definitely wont, even if it went to each player on the team the party favors will be applied before roamin' is applied bc roamin goes last in the election (edited)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
but it won't give him the containment mod
So your theory is that the Containment crates would give the team Containment rather than the players on that team, as opposed to how the Fireproof mod offered in the Gift Shop is a team mod that applies to all the players?
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:12 PM
im assuming that the team based version of the mod will say this team cannot spread instability and wont actually do anything to the players
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 01:12 PM
ohhh i see what you're saying
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:12 PM
i think all these mods are purely team based
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 01:12 PM
it's the difference between "This Team cannot spread Instability" and "This Team and the Players on it cannot spread Instability"
13:12
i get what you mean now
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yeah i guess we don't really have confirmation for which one it is
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Wait...does that mean if a team picks the Squiddish crate and gets incinerated, they'll be replaced by a Hall of Flame team?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 01:13 PM
prolly
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quincognito 💚 21-Jul-21 01:13 PM
yes
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:13 PM
thats the assumption yeah
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quincognito 💚 21-Jul-21 01:14 PM
the broad consensus is that the only path that entirely avoids team incins is everyone but the tigers getting Roamless, and that a squiddish team will be replaced by a HoF team
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Ah, I hadn't realized that. I was assuming they would all be like the team Fireproof mod
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:16 PM
honestly im still worried about the team versions of mods that show in mod view sometimes
13:16
team elsewhere terrifies me
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 21-Jul-21 01:16 PM
i'm gonna hazard a guess that those are written mainly as error catching?
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quincognito 💚 21-Jul-21 01:16 PM
yeah they actually updated basically every mod in prep for the team HoF stuff
13:17
there are a bunch that it is not currently possible to get
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Interestingly, the Lovers Charm mod doesn't seem to be updated
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 01:17 PM
although it is a little bit weird with the wording on containment bc like "This Team and the Players on it cannot chain Instability" would imply that Parker can't leave Instability in his wake so long that Parker is on that team, but Parker leaves Instability by leaving that team... so that definition of Containment doesn't sound like it saves that team either?
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 21-Jul-21 01:18 PM
the Hall Stars have Containment as a team mod, but its description says "this Player cannot spread Instability" despite being a team mod. the glossary definition of Containment is "the action of keeping Instability from chaining to an opponent",
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 01:19 PM
that's... weird that they didn't update the description for the team mod then? it used to say "When an Unstable player is incinerated on this Team, the Instability cannot chain to their opponent" iirc
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
although it is a little bit weird with the wording on containment bc like "This Team and the Players on it cannot chain Instability" would imply that Parker can't leave Instability in his wake so long that Parker is on that team, but Parker leaves Instability by leaving that team... so that definition of Containment doesn't sound like it saves that team either?
quincognito 💚 21-Jul-21 01:19 PM
this is my interpretation, yes
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 21-Jul-21 01:20 PM
and for the record this is what the incineration on the Hall Stars looked like, although that's a player incineration rather than a team one.
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:20 PM
i mean, day x was way before the bug that showed team versions of the mods in mod view, so i think putting mods like that on the hall stars is what made them write up the "fixed" team mods
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 01:21 PM
but that would also mean that it would save a team if parker roams to a team with Containment ...OH okay i see what @iSmartMan was saying now ohhhhhh
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 21-Jul-21 01:21 PM
What galaxysyndrome is going on in here
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 01:21 PM
it does still bank on it being "This team and the players on it..." being how Containment works
13:21
but 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her)
and we do know that having containment doesn't mean "when this player is incinerated there is no more instability"-- instability chained when sebastian telephone was incinerated, it just could not have chained to the pods.
daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 21-Jul-21 01:21 PM
They rephrased the description of the mod, so IMO it does mean that now? But we don't have any proof.
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:22 PM
i mean, we havent seen containment actually proc besides on seb no?
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 21-Jul-21 01:22 PM
(Probably because the way it was originally was... objectively bad for you? Like, yeah, it won't chain to your opponent! Say goodbye to your own team, though. Which is why I assume they've changed it since then, because the description changed.)
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This Player cannot spread Instability. very much makes me think that it stops any chaining at all
13:23
bc the original version was more The action of keeping Instability from chaining to an opponent.
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:23 PM
but also like, it started at a special mod exclusive to the hall stars didnt it? had we seen containment before then?
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 21-Jul-21 01:23 PM
no we had not
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:23 PM
it was worded like that because they didnt want to kill the pods players when we were going to get them back
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and they kinda wanted the hall stars to get incins for squidish procs
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 01:24 PM
yeah the original phrasing worked for the hall stars because the hall stars' whole thing was supposed to be a whole bunch of ruby tuesday'd unstable players swapping in and out constantly to build team spirit without killing the fan favs on the pods
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 21-Jul-21 01:24 PM
nope, it first appeared on hallstars with the description 'keeps instability from chaining to an opponent'. which was good for the hall stars bc they got released, buuut it's not so great on a normal team
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I guess we'll find out next season for sure what the scope of the Containment crates is. Still, TGB surely won't just incinerate an entire team and leave all that team's fans out in the cold. If an entire team gets incinerated and the team doesn't have Squiddish, the fans will have to go somewhere
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 21-Jul-21 01:24 PM
if they changed the function, they did not change the glossary definition to match
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 21-Jul-21 01:24 PM
i mean, there's a new replacement team assumedly (edited)
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:25 PM
not even assumedly, thats just how it works
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 21-Jul-21 01:25 PM
a squiddish team being incinerated would resurrect one of the teams from the Teams section of the hall in their place instead of generating a new team
13:25
but yes i assume containment's mechanics have changed - the description did - and they just never changed the glossary i have nothing backing me up on this though
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:25 PM
have we seen the glossary change at all since we got it?
13:26
like new things put in, definitions changed, etc?
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them)
i mean, there's a new replacement team assumedly (edited)
Perhaps, but they have an entire Patreon tier devoted to letting fans pick new player names. Just how many new team names are they going to have prepared?
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:27 PM
honestly team names could just be random(place) random(object)
13:27
for new incins anyway
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
honestly team names could just be random(place) random(object)
If it is, then I would be very disappointed in TGB
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 01:27 PM
some of the current teams are that
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 21-Jul-21 01:27 PM
i think most of the original teams were that
13:27
the breach teams were prepicked, the talkers were probably prepicked
13:28
but afaik almost all of the original 20 teams were randomly generated names
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 21-Jul-21 01:28 PM
breckenridge jazz hands, kansas city breath mints
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:28 PM
some prehistory teams have prolly been prepicked
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 21-Jul-21 01:28 PM
i assume the majority of the prehistory teams are prepicked
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:28 PM
alaskan immortals being the first team to die had to have been planned
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 21-Jul-21 01:28 PM
probably all of them tbh
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them)
i assume the majority of the prehistory teams are prepicked
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:28 PM
well, besides the ones that were season 1 teams
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 21-Jul-21 01:28 PM
yeah, the ones that first appeared in prehistory with the library
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:29 PM
like obviously picked to be in prehistory
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SubtractionSoup 21-Jul-21 01:29 PM
At least half of the original 20 were prepicked. Maybe all of them but I don't get all of the jokes
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The original teams may have been random, but after all the puns, references, and alliteration we've seen from prehistory and breached teams, I would be disappointed if they just made a random team name generator for next season
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
and they kinda wanted the hall stars to get incins for squidish procs
quincognito 💚 21-Jul-21 01:31 PM
R3IV Seb Tel 😦
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:31 PM
honestly want the tigers to ambush seb at some point
13:32
he deserves a chance to die again
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
he deserves a chance to die again
I mean, there are two blessings in this season's voting that could bring him back...
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quincognito 💚 21-Jul-21 01:33 PM
most of the original teams are not randomly picked either
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:33 PM
yeah but thats actual necromancy
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i dont want more debt i just want seb to die again
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quincognito 💚
most of the original teams are not randomly picked either
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 21-Jul-21 01:34 PM
Iirc they were hand picked from a beeg list of randomly generated names
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quincognito 💚 21-Jul-21 01:34 PM
3/4ths of them have very specific geographic jokes like the breach teams do
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quincognito 💚
3/4ths of them have very specific geographic jokes like the breach teams do
Or at least have interesting alliteration, like the Busan Bison
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:36 PM
i mean, yeah, you can do that with a big list of names
13:36
you can match things together for jokes and references, that doesnt mean each name was thought up by itself solely for the reference
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quincognito 💚 21-Jul-21 01:36 PM
you can't get Miami Dale that way lmao
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔)
Iirc they were hand picked from a beeg list of randomly generated names
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 21-Jul-21 01:37 PM
Yeah strike that, I just looked back and those IAB questions were about players not teams don't mind me
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 01:43 PM
names that seem clearly hand-picked to me: Chicago Firefighters == reference to the Chicago Fire Los Angeles Tacos == LA is known for tacos Miami Dale == pitbull lol Houston Spies == Astros cheating scandal Canada Moist Talkers == reference to something dumb Justin Trudeau said about the pandemic Baltimore Crabs == old bay lol Hawai'i Fridays == it's vibes lol --- Tokyo Lift == reference to Tokyo Drift --- Ohio Worms == "Oh, worm?" Atlantis Georgias == joke about Atlanta, Georgia Core Mechanics == joke about core mechanics, as in a property of a game --- (blue) Baltimore Crabs == carcinization joke Dallas Cows == dallas steaks joke Mallorca Whales == mallorca contains the word "orca" aka killer whales Kola Boar == reference to the kola borehole in the pechengsky district of russia Downward Dogs == yoga joke Boulders Bay Birds == boulders bay is a location in africa known for having penguins La Paz Llamas == llamas are in that area São Paulo Parrots == parrots are in that area Florence Rhinoceroses == "tusk any" sounds like Tuscany, the region in italy which florence is the capital of (edited)
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There's also the logos to consider. Incinerated teams would have to be replaced instantly, and if they randomly generate names, they'd need logos ready for every non-location word in the randomizer
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 01:44 PM
and slogans!
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:45 PM
i mean, they could be generated in advance
13:45
a backlog of teams
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 01:45 PM
yeah my best guess is that they have some sort of queue for it
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 21-Jul-21 01:45 PM
scene transition to tgb frantically building more team slogons
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🌮Talow🌮 21-Jul-21 01:47 PM
I think they struck absolute gold with "polly wants a dinger" ngl.
same 1
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If I was TGB, I'd either have team incinerations planned out well in advance to prevent things from getting out of hand OR I'd plan for a deus ex machina where all the incinerated teams return at the end of the season (after all, no matter which team gets incinerated, if that incineration is permanent, its fans are going to be very unhappy)
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:47 PM
excited for season 12!
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Or both
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🌮Talow🌮 21-Jul-21 01:47 PM
Hey, does anyone know if flute restrictions apply if you're on one of the incinerated teams?
13:48
because uhh...
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:48 PM
i think it does yeah
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🌮Talow🌮 21-Jul-21 01:48 PM
"congratulations, your team got incinerated in the middle of the season. have fun just twittling your thumbs for the rest of the season."
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:48 PM
oh i misunderstood
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🌮Talow🌮
"congratulations, your team got incinerated in the middle of the season. have fun just twittling your thumbs for the rest of the season."
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 21-Jul-21 01:49 PM
It's after post season so it'll be fine right
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Based on what happened to the Canada Artists, they might just randomly redistribute an incinerated team's fans to other teams
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:49 PM
it uh... might just put you to the new team?
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🌮Talow🌮 21-Jul-21 01:49 PM
if it puts you to the new team that's fine.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 01:49 PM
crabs fans were given a free flute instead of being automatically shoved onto the lift
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 21-Jul-21 01:49 PM
Imagine waking up to "why is my team logo different"
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:50 PM
is the flute thing you cant buy them after earlsiesta or you cant use them
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
crabs fans were given a free flute instead of being automatically shoved onto the lift
🌮Talow🌮 21-Jul-21 01:50 PM
the free flute doesn't matter if actually fluting is still restricted.
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
is the flute thing you cant buy them after earlsiesta or you cant use them
🌮Talow🌮 21-Jul-21 01:50 PM
Oh. that is an important distiction, huh.
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 21-Jul-21 01:51 PM
In any case I assume tgb has thought about whatever implications there are for their plans
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i mean they prolly had team names queued up since season 6
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
is the flute thing you cant buy them after earlsiesta or you cant use them
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 21-Jul-21 01:51 PM
it's the latter
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or so
13:51
since ascension
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 01:51 PM
i'd have to assume use because if you could just sit on a flute until later yeah it'd hurt your money but you'd be able to attack flute still
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Camaclue (🦇) 21-Jul-21 01:59 PM
Season 24 all teams will get incinerated and get no replacements Season 25 let's do the time warp again
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 21-Jul-21 03:16 PM
Has it been speculated what happens if we get the Fifth Base into the exhibition match, Megan trades for it instead of the Force Field, and then... trades it to Parker for the Force Field anyway, giving Parker double Super Roamin'?
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 21-Jul-21 03:18 PM
I think it just,, wouldn’t do anything ngl
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 03:18 PM
i dont think she'll prioritize it over the force field imo
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 21-Jul-21 03:18 PM
i'm not sure that Super Roamin' would stack, so maybe it wouldn't be bad
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 21-Jul-21 03:18 PM
when it was on the flowers all the traitors ALWAYS went for the force field. they always went for the best item, not just a better one
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 03:19 PM
i think that elements are important to trader and the base just has super roamin
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 21-Jul-21 03:19 PM
yeah
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 03:19 PM
i dont think its just durability
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 21-Jul-21 03:19 PM
I think it’s
15:19
- durability - whether it’s legendary or not - number of elements/mods
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 03:19 PM
because if it is elements do absolutely nothing besides describe how the items work to the fans
15:19
which like, is fine
15:20
but with how much tgb DOESNT tell us i dont think they would put something in that just gives us more info
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 21-Jul-21 03:20 PM
But are those factors just advantage dice on the steal roll, do we know for sure they aren't (edited)
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 03:20 PM
the flowers only traded the base while it was on the team
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 21-Jul-21 03:21 PM
like, Chorby Soul got hard targeted by Consumers, but it wasn't them exclusively
15:21
I don't know if we have enough data to say conclusively, is all I'm saying
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quincognito 💚 21-Jul-21 03:22 PM
maybe not conclusively but we have enough to at least have a strong hypothesis that it's not randomized the same way chorby chomps were
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🌮Talow🌮 21-Jul-21 05:38 PM
Yeah I would love to get the holder of the 5th base into that game honestly... uhh, though that is very complicated to get permission with how super roamin works. (edited)
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 21-Jul-21 05:41 PM
tbh i kinda dont want to? i just wanna let whatever happens happen ,, and also i feel like tgb definitely would have predicted this
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 21-Jul-21 05:43 PM
the 5th base is also incredibly stealable. and placeable. it'd be possible to get someone ego'd and then just immediately have them pull a james mora and oops! base is gone!
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 21-Jul-21 05:43 PM
would it even be possible? the player holding it roams at the end of day 99, and don't MVP's happen at the same time?
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 21-Jul-21 05:44 PM
they roam, but they'll still be the player holding the base
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 21-Jul-21 05:44 PM
oh you're so right i'm a clown
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 21-Jul-21 05:44 PM
unless it gets stolen or placed
17:45
the challenge would be that it's generally bad form to do idol board shenanigans with a player without getting permission from their team, which is hard when their team will be changing as late as day 90 and then also after mvps.
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 21-Jul-21 05:55 PM
also unrelated but hey this one in "an exile" is about to go
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 21-Jul-21 06:11 PM
oh hey i actually wasnt expecting this
18:14
wait so if that's what that is then what's this message in the middle
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 06:15 PM
the team he roamed to id assume
18:15
unless we already have that?
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 21-Jul-21 06:15 PM
he roamed to the truckers we know that
18:15
but that would be before the instability message
18:15
is that them giving him the force field ...?
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 21-Jul-21 06:18 PM
but that's during the election, so that isn't him roaming, right? that's some kind of exchange?
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 21-Jul-21 06:19 PM
roams happen at the end of elections
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 21-Jul-21 06:19 PM
that is him roaming if he got revoked (and also players roam at elections anyways)
18:19
and based on fk he Did get revoked in that election
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 21-Jul-21 06:19 PM
ohhh forgot about that
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 12:31 AM
I'm curious, do we have character count FK on Liquid Friend's investigation report?
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SubtractionSoup 22-Jul-21 12:40 AM
We have a lot more than that, but (newest to oldest): 6/8/4/3/6/2/3/4 6/8/4/3/7 6/8/4/3/8/2/3/9 6/6/3/6
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 12:43 AM
can only assume they start with Liquid Friend's or Liquid Friend, but wow.
00:43
So is there anything legal to share here or is that of the super forbidden kind?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 12:43 AM
Just the counts are allowed here (edited)
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 12:44 AM
super forbidden, got it.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 12:44 AM
Yep.
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 12:45 AM
Liquid Friend was <6> is the only one I have any sort of idea on beyond the first two.
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Laz (they/them) 22-Jul-21 06:02 AM
Yeah uh it's something
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 07:54 AM
... purely speculation, but 6/6/3/6 is "Liquid Friend was Boiled" Just realized that fails if I add the . because that makes it end on 7. (edited)
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probably conflicts with this
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 07:55 AM
Oh. yeah, yeah it does.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 08:02 AM
Oh boy, one of lf's events is at 916
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 08:03 AM
yep, it is getting so close to being unredacted
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 08:19 AM
eaten fits 6/6/3/6, but i'm not looking at the feed right now so i don't know if it fits the timeline of events (edited)
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 08:20 AM
Eaten seems... not quite correct, ngl
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 08:21 AM
that's fair! i'm trying to come up with words that might fit lol
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 09:01 AM
looks like we're getting closer here as well
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 10:27 AM
951!
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 10:28 AM
LF'S INVESTIGATION REPORT IS SO CLOSE TO UNREDACTING
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 11:35 AM
25! brrr
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 11:35 AM
Inb4 the investigation report is just "Here's how we can avoid exploding horribly to the parker firestorm."
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 11:36 AM
Idk, that sounds like it'd be real useful
11:36
It might be picking up the pace, we're at 23 now
11:40
Lol, guess not
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 11:41 AM
Can I please be pinged when LF stuff gets unredacted?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 11:43 AM
Absolutely
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 11:48 AM
ohhh my gosh it's that close??
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 11:48 AM
16 away now, yeah
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 11:48 AM
😱
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 11:48 AM
RIGHT?!
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 22-Jul-21 11:51 AM
Hi what are we upscaling
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 11:51 AM
991
11:51
LIQUID FRIEND STUFF
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 11:51 AM
aaaAaaaAa
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 11:51 AM
brrrbrrrbrrrbrrrbrrrbrrrbrrrbrrr
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 11:51 AM
pogpito
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 11:54 AM
6!
11:55
Lol, it's so much more of a pain to keep up with this one.
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 11:56 AM
5!
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 11:57 AM
@🌮Talow🌮 It's up
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 11:57 AM
UH
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 11:57 AM
OH
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 22-Jul-21 11:57 AM
Baristas Canon
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 11:57 AM
So, the coffee cup continues to extremely matter.
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 11:58 AM
wasn't decoction brought up somewhere over here
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 22-Jul-21 11:58 AM
That's in the definition of percolate
11:58
Iirc
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Meaning (grember) 22-Jul-21 11:58 AM
Does plasma have similar messages or nah
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 11:58 AM
No. These four are unique to LF
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🌮Talow🌮
So, the coffee cup continues to extremely matter.
quincognito 💚 22-Jul-21 11:58 AM
ballclark 4
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 11:58 AM
ballclark
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Camaclue (🦇) 22-Jul-21 11:59 AM
...has anyone checked p4rker
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Meaning (grember) 22-Jul-21 11:59 AM
Why is exclusively liquid friend getting decocted
11:59
Because they’re a liquid?
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 11:59 AM
This might only be revealed to us because they got scrambled.
tacothink 6
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Camaclue (🦇)
...has anyone checked p4rker
jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 11:59 AM
nothing in their feed
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Camaclue (🦇) 22-Jul-21 11:59 AM
Aw
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WOW THIS IS COOL
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:00 PM
let's hope the others get unredacted soon, too
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 12:01 PM
so uhh
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 22-Jul-21 12:01 PM
Ah right that's where it is
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Meaning (grember) 22-Jul-21 12:02 PM
Apparently it’s got a free nut *herring (edited)
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KarpskryparN 22-Jul-21 12:02 PM
how does decoction work? I know percolation and infusion
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:03 PM
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Meaning (grember)
Apparently it’s got a free nut *herring (edited)
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 12:03 PM
It does, yeah.
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 12:03 PM
So LF's Soul was extracted.
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 22-Jul-21 12:04 PM
BECAUSE THEY WERE AN ATTRACTOR
12:04
LF got redacted
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞
so uhh
coffee weather was the Real Game Band all along 😔
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 12:04 PM
OH!
12:04
SO WE KNOW WHAT GOES ON WHEN SOMEONE GETS REDACTED.
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quincognito 💚 22-Jul-21 12:04 PM
they grind them up and brew coffee out of them.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:04 PM
...oh no
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 12:04 PM
wait this all happened at the election tho
12:04
not when they got redacted
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:05 PM
Did LF have any soul at the S20 election?
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so wait does this mean when you're being observed, you're observed by the Baristas?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:05 PM
must be
12:05
Observed is all coffee brown
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 22-Jul-21 12:05 PM
Idk it makes sense to me. Soul extracted, soul was lost leading to redaction
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 12:05 PM
probably has to do with the observed stuff in the coffee cup too
12:05
and the saucer
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:05 PM
they're the same mod yeah
12:05
ohhhhhh
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 12:06 PM
The reports showed up at the election, but that could just be it only showed up then because of the unscrambling.
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:06 PM
could soul be coffee then?
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quincognito 💚 22-Jul-21 12:06 PM
(yeah the saucer is the saucer that goes under a mug)
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:06 PM
because the consumers "eat" soul
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭
could soul be coffee then?
quincognito 💚 22-Jul-21 12:06 PM
i mean it certainly is for me
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:06 PM
or i guess sip?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:06 PM
do consumers work for the baristas
12:06
because consumer attacks cause redactions too
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:06 PM
consumers drink the soul coffee
12:06
i think
12:07
and then when it's empty they give the cups back to the baristas?
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 12:07 PM
I'm starting to think the microphone is the least possible threatening entity to owe a debt to.
12:07
because from this, we can also say that observed debt was owing a debt to the baristas.
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 12:07 PM
WAIT IS THIS WHO THE COIN HAS BEEN IN DEBT TO THIS WHOLE TIME
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 22-Jul-21 12:07 PM
OH
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quincognito 💚 22-Jul-21 12:08 PM
okay so yeah, LF started with 3 soul, went up to 10 by detecting, got redacted and thereby went down to 0, went back up to 5 and then 7 naturally, then got bumped all the way to 31 when the election happened and they were yoinked
12:08
that's also when scrambled got turned back to hard boiled
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 12:08 PM
... yes, it might be actually who the coin was in debt to the whole time.
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quincognito 💚 22-Jul-21 12:08 PM
IIRC they split the total soul between LF and UP
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞
WAIT IS THIS WHO THE COIN HAS BEEN IN DEBT TO THIS WHOLE TIME
Meaning (grember) 22-Jul-21 12:08 PM
She girlbossed her way into almost getting banned from Starbucks so she’s gotta pay off her tab
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quincognito 💚 22-Jul-21 12:08 PM
yeah. UP had 63, went down to 31.
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:09 PM
i think the biggest takeaway so far has been that coffee cup rweal
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 12:09 PM
coffee cup absolutely real, and well, it had minimum impact on S12.
12:09
and maximum impact on literally every season after that.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 12:10 PM
(We're 28 away from the next one, too)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:10 PM
Coffee Cup has been real the whole time
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 22-Jul-21 12:10 PM
ohboyohboyohboy
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:10 PM
nothing about it implied it was non-canon
12:10
all they said was that ur favs are safe
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 22-Jul-21 12:10 PM
Everyone conflated it with the Blaseballidays game, which was non-canon
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:11 PM
yea
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 22-Jul-21 12:11 PM
A grave error
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 12:11 PM
god this is so cool
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 12:12 PM
This is incredibly cool.
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.@ feather 💙 22-Jul-21 12:12 PM
COFFEE CUP REAL foilhat
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 12:12 PM
Also, over/under for adding Barista to list of gods to take issue with because well. holy fmee6ing the things they're implied to have done.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:12 PM
the existence of a coffee entity is just. AHhhhh i knew something was up
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rose <|:•) <|:•) <|:•) <|:•) 22-Jul-21 12:13 PM
makes me wonder if there are multiple baristas or if there is just one, that is named Baristas
12:13
ok looks like multiple looking back at the unredacted msg nvm (edited)
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Camaclue (🦇) 22-Jul-21 12:14 PM
Kill Baristas (edited)
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 22-Jul-21 12:14 PM
From watch party in maincord…consumers drinking soul like coffee real?????
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 12:14 PM
god this is rad
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:14 PM
....OH.
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 12:14 PM
...
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 12:14 PM
oh my god wait what if that’s not the coffee they like what if that’s the coffee they ARE OH MY GODDDD
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 12:15 PM
OH NO
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:15 PM
coffee = soul
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 12:15 PM
Thank you Liquid Friend, so so so so SO much. (edited)
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Camaclue (🦇) 22-Jul-21 12:15 PM
...pvrker wanted coffee
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 12:16 PM
Wait guys did Uncle Plasma get percolated
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Camaclue (🦇) 22-Jul-21 12:16 PM
Did he drink RGB
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 12:16 PM
In the coffee cup
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:16 PM
uhhh no
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Camaclue (🦇) 22-Jul-21 12:16 PM
DID HE DRINK P4RKER?
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 12:16 PM
Oh okay because I was looking at this
12:16
And like
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 12:16 PM
only players on the game band team got percolated
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 12:16 PM
If Plasma got percolated
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:16 PM
Inner Xpresso drank parker
12:16
and the rest of real game band
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 12:17 PM
Who was on Inner Xpresso? Sorry I wasn't around for the coffee cup
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 12:18 PM
hex was, and I cannot remember anyone else.
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 12:18 PM
Cornelius games
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 22-Jul-21 12:18 PM
Ayo…fans have coffee styles too
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:18 PM
Inter Xpresso are a blaseball team that participated in and won the inaugural Coffee Cup between Season 11 and Season 12. They are captained by Baby Doyle and Theodore Cervantes.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:18 PM
halexandrey walton cornelius games sutton bishop knight triumphant baby doyle ...a few others >.<
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 22-Jul-21 12:19 PM
Are WE coffee?????
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 12:19 PM
I'm gonna say no, but our souls can be converted into coffee.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:19 PM
okay maybe the coffee style thing was just a coincidence then.... i think the book tries to imply that Players are not exactly human
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 12:19 PM
WAIT AXTUALLY
12:19
BAD NEWS
12:20
CHECK YOUR PERSONAL PAGE
12:20
WE ARE COFFEE
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:20 PM
hahahahah
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:20 PM
i think you all have it backwards
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Meaning (grember) 22-Jul-21 12:20 PM
106 BEGS? THE HORROR
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:20 PM
people are not coffee, coffee is people
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 12:20 PM
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:20 PM
wait could we be the consumers
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:20 PM
my skin is far too rough to be a consumer's skin
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 12:20 PM
I doubt we're the consumers.
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Meaning (grember) 22-Jul-21 12:20 PM
We ain’t sharks so prob not
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 12:20 PM
this makes it seem like coffee style wasnt an elaborate misdirect though
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Meaning (grember)
106 BEGS? THE HORROR
Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 12:20 PM
look when I joined beg betting was the best strat for new players
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Meaning (grember)
We ain’t sharks so prob not
🌮Kid Kudi💚 22-Jul-21 12:21 PM
Bold of you to assume I’m not a shark
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:21 PM
OK yeah coffee style rather than coffee preference is probably reading too deep into it
12:21
but man
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 12:21 PM
The other LF messages will probably clarify what happened.
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:22 PM
shortest one is at 980
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 22-Jul-21 12:22 PM
True, now it’s a waiting game
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:26 PM
.... i think that the shortest one might simply say that LF was empty (edited)
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SubtractionSoup 22-Jul-21 12:27 PM
15 left for the next one
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 22-Jul-21 12:29 PM
someone brought this up in maincord as well - the glossary lists three ways to make coffee and there's three coffee weathers
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blaseball is all about that coffee
12:30
riv tea fans
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:30 PM
11 left tacolook
12:31
i wonder what implications this has for our coffee/tea/kombucha lore /j
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 12:32 PM
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:33 PM
sickos
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 12:33 PM
COFFEE WEATHER IS PEOPLE
12:33
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 22-Jul-21 12:33 PM
aaaaaaaaaaa
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:33 PM
COFFEE IS SOULSSSSS
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:34 PM
pogpito
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SubtractionSoup 22-Jul-21 12:35 PM
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:36 PM
(stealing this image from reddit)
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 12:36 PM
we don't know what happened to prehistory 2 yet 👀
12:36
i cant believe they turned prehistory 2 into coffee
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 22-Jul-21 12:37 PM
...its thursday again. it always goes down on thursday doesnt it
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:37 PM
5 more on the short one!
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 12:38 PM
that one's probably just liquid friend was put in the vault right? or am i missing something
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 22-Jul-21 12:38 PM
its a unique length afaik
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 12:38 PM
oh really
12:39
then did this happen before liquid friend got vaulted 🤔
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 12:39 PM
Liquid Friend was Taken
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 22-Jul-21 12:39 PM
bc the right length for 'put in the vault' would be like. Liquid Friend was returned to the Vault, right, to match plasma?
12:39
and that's shorter
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 22-Jul-21 12:39 PM
Taken?????
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 12:39 PM
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 12:40 PM
welp
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 12:40 PM
ANOTHER ONE
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 12:40 PM
Guess that's when they got redacted in the first place then.l
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 12:40 PM
Liquid Friend was a Liam Neeson movie all along.
🌟 6
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 12:40 PM
well thats the season 20 election
12:40
so i assume thats when friend and plasma got yoinked out of the ilb
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 12:40 PM
Yeah
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:40 PM
TAKEN
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:40 PM
yeah
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 22-Jul-21 12:41 PM
yeah this is... after they were returned to the vault i think
12:41
given character lengths and message order
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:41 PM
the last two are probably about LF's soul, based on character counts
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:41 PM
Wait, am I going crazy or did the order of these messages change
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 12:42 PM
God, Nes is being mysterious in wiki-talk.
Hello any coffee related pages aren't going to be restructured until after season 24 that is all (:
tacolook 5
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:42 PM
urgh
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SubtractionSoup 22-Jul-21 12:43 PM
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 12:44 PM
H
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 12:44 PM
... wha.
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 12:44 PM
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:44 PM
coffee barrrrr
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 12:44 PM
YOU DRINK LIQUID FRIEND? YOU DRINK THEM LIKE THE COFFEE???
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 22-Jul-21 12:45 PM
liquid friend is a lawyer
12:45
can't be on the mints
bongers 1
stare 1
tacolol 1
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 12:45 PM
hmmm what could the Bar be
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:45 PM
(space bar /j)
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 22-Jul-21 12:46 PM
soul was served
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 12:46 PM
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 12:46 PM
welllllllllllllllllllllllllllp
12:46
capital s Served huh
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:46 PM
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 12:47 PM
ok apparently they’re in the wrong order
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 22-Jul-21 12:47 PM
what's the right order?
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 12:47 PM
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 22-Jul-21 12:48 PM
so yeah its right, newest first. gotta read from the bottom up
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 12:48 PM
I think it’s different for different people
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:49 PM
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 12:49 PM
Because my friend had a different screenshot than I had
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞
Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 12:49 PM
but this one is the right order
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 12:49 PM
hm
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robin (she/they/fey/tay)
capital s Served huh
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 22-Jul-21 12:50 PM
Time for tlennis
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:51 PM
or vlolleyball
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 22-Jul-21 12:52 PM
Also the capital b Bar
12:52
Placed
12:52
I hate capitals in blaseball
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔)
Also the capital b Bar
jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:52 PM
mints' worst nightmare
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 22-Jul-21 12:52 PM
I fear them
12:53
Bar - > law -> court <- sports <- Serve spacer spacer spacer spacer ^ spacer spacer spacer spacer food spacer spacer spacer spacer ^ spacer spacer spacer spacer Barista (edited)
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 22-Jul-21 12:53 PM
Liquid Lawyer
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 22-Jul-21 12:54 PM
plasma was on the breath mints
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:54 PM
classic parker
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rose <|:•) <|:•) <|:•) <|:•) 22-Jul-21 12:54 PM
someone in maincord mentioned how barristas sort of sounds like barristers, a lawyer kinda term
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔)
I hate capitals in blaseball
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 12:54 PM
Capitals in Blaseball certainly are a Special kind of Ominous, aren't they?
lilmijo 4
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 12:54 PM
parker yelling in all caps is pretty stare
12:54
buddy are you ok
12:56
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 22-Jul-21 12:56 PM
he's probably remembering p4rker
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 12:56 PM
Stephen.
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 22-Jul-21 12:56 PM
who you may recall was percolated
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 12:56 PM
yeah probably
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 22-Jul-21 12:57 PM
:(
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 22-Jul-21 12:57 PM
What if the baristas are an entity that Parker is aware of
12:57
Like Parker was aware of lōotcrates
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:58 PM
next pre-history ii team is 8 away btw
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 12:58 PM
is it a new one?
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 22-Jul-21 12:59 PM
I can't wait for when we unredact the baristas
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robin (she/they/fey/tay)
is it a new one?
jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 12:59 PM
potentially? i think most of the current teams are already unredacted
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 01:01 PM
oh its likely just the moist talkers
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 01:03 PM
i thought they were still in topeka at that point
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SubtractionSoup 22-Jul-21 01:03 PM
👀 1
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 01:03 PM
LOOK OUT
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SubtractionSoup 22-Jul-21 01:03 PM
Canberra Drop Bears
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 01:03 PM
@robin (she/they/fey/tay) more peeps
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 01:04 PM
OH MY GOD
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SubtractionSoup 22-Jul-21 01:04 PM
Alive, 1 championship
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 01:04 PM
JAN CAN
13:04
AND PEEPS???
13:04
HELLO>>> THIS IS THE GREATEST TEAM EVER MADE
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 22-Jul-21 01:04 PM
Drop Bears??? is that a nickname for koalas?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 01:04 PM
drop bears are a separate thing
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 01:04 PM
they're a local legend thing
13:04
sorta like a jackrabbit
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 22-Jul-21 01:04 PM
ok
13:04
cool
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 01:04 PM
they're like carnivorous koalas
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 01:05 PM
yeah and they fall from trees on people
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 22-Jul-21 01:05 PM
another oko
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SubtractionSoup 22-Jul-21 01:05 PM
Ruth Chickensalt is a name
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 01:08 PM
disappointed we got an australia team though now we're never gonna get a sydney team
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quincognito 💚 22-Jul-21 01:08 PM
Scruffs Charcuterie and Jorge Airport also winners in this batch
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 01:09 PM
SHADOWS
13:09
PRINCE BELAIR?????
13:09
HELLO?????????????
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 01:09 PM
AFHAJSGCASHJGCHAJSGCJUHASGCHJASGCASHJGCJASHCAGSJCHASHJCAGSC
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 22-Jul-21 01:09 PM
PRINCE BELAIR
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quincognito 💚 22-Jul-21 01:09 PM
PRINCE BELAIR lmfao
13:09
Prophylaxis Feather -- the second taco stand mod to get a prehistory shadow 😮
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 01:09 PM
IT'S LITERALLY JUST WILL SMITH
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 01:10 PM
can we MVP prince belair
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🇱 5
🇿 5
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 22-Jul-21 01:11 PM
necromance prince belair
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SubtractionSoup 22-Jul-21 01:11 PM
not dead
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robin (she/they/fey/tay)
disappointed we got an australia team though now we're never gonna get a sydney team
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 22-Jul-21 01:11 PM
Me @ Canada being a team
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SubtractionSoup 22-Jul-21 01:12 PM
Congrats to Feather on being real
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 01:12 PM
at least the MT's aren't located in toronto tacopensive /hj
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 01:12 PM
drop bears appear to be the heartthrobs replacements
13:13
acid blood, one of us!
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Laz (they/them) 22-Jul-21 01:14 PM
FINALLY
13:15
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quincognito 💚 22-Jul-21 01:15 PM
how many total teams are we still missing
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Laz (they/them) 22-Jul-21 01:16 PM
5
13:16
Three missing ILB AA teams, Mallorca Whales Replacement, and Old Crabs Replacement
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quincognito 💚 22-Jul-21 01:17 PM
pspspspspsps quin's bloodhouse names
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 01:22 PM
drop bears are alive, huh
13:22
did they get percolated 🤔
13:22
or decocted i guess
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gaybritishcow 22-Jul-21 01:29 PM
they seem alive
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 01:30 PM
i mean, so does liquid friend
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gaybritishcow 22-Jul-21 01:30 PM
this is true
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 01:30 PM
This is one of my favorite propaganda ever (edited)
bongers 2
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SubtractionSoup
Congrats to Feather on being real
.@ feather 💙 22-Jul-21 01:55 PM
wooo
13:56
oml tho drop bears? impeccable
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rose <|:•) <|:•) <|:•) <|:•) 22-Jul-21 02:34 PM
any of yall have that chart for the sequence of teams and their replacements in the library ?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 02:36 PM
Here's the one that does factor in character count fk
14:36
And here's the one that doesn't have it (So is safe to take out of this channel)
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rose <|:•) <|:•) <|:•) <|:•) 22-Jul-21 02:42 PM
tyty
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 02:48 PM
Just going to place this here because we are tangled in red string https://t.co/QbLhBSrcuy
tacolook 6
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 02:50 PM
one of the blaseball beats said this about the crabs going to blaseball2
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 02:52 PM
nawball has been talking about coffee and stuff and we’ve figured out / come up with ideas for how some things work
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quincognito 💚 22-Jul-21 02:52 PM
do tell
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 02:53 PM
so coffee can be made by infusion. when you infuse one of your players you’re putting coffee in their blood
14:53
not to mention the name of the will got changed to “transfuse,” as in, a blood transfusion
14:54
and an Outfuse is basically taking a little bit of your blood out first or something idk
14:54
and then I also just realized a second ago. so redaction is probably related to coffee right
14:55
when you get redacted they take your soul and turn it all into coffee then when you become an attractor they put that soul coffee back in your blood, giving you a bunch of fake stars
14:56
in the glossary, “star,” “boost,” and “impair” all have to do with plasma
14:56
and there’s plasma in ur blood
14:56
that’s about it im just going brrr
14:57
sorry h
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 02:58 PM
No you're good! I'm at work so I hadn't had a chance to actually read it yet (edited)
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 02:59 PM
i just get worried when I talk a lot hkgkskc
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 03:00 PM
Yeah, I've seen. You're good though, it's fun to see folks go brr.
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 22-Jul-21 03:00 PM
Today is very much a day for folks to go brr
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 03:01 PM
I actually pitched a while back that plasma, blood, and coffee are all the same thing, or at least similar
15:01
So I think I agree with what you're getting at
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 03:04 PM
they put coffee in my ivy 😔
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gaybritishcow 22-Jul-21 03:08 PM
15:08
Bad Choices were made
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 03:09 PM
Well well well.
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 03:09 PM
coin you fmee6ing >:(
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$10 says it's a wimdy
15:10
by coin
15:10
the coin wimdy'd the incineration of the entire ilb
15:11
the coin bragged in the ulb discord about how they got 10% of the voting block with their massive number of alts
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georgia 🌱 22-Jul-21 03:14 PM
Australia team? 👀 can’t believe they’d actually give it to Canberra smh
15:14
Drop bears are pretty good tho
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 03:14 PM
i still think coin was like. the Only immortals fan
same 7
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 22-Jul-21 03:15 PM
they got some really choice names
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 03:15 PM
someone on maincord watch party said only one vote was cast, is this true?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 03:15 PM
For the revoke? I don't think we have that info (edited)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 03:15 PM
wild
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quincognito 💚 22-Jul-21 03:18 PM
yeah the message we have doesn't provide the vote metadata
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔)
Bar - > law -> court <- sports <- Serve spacer spacer spacer spacer ^ spacer spacer spacer spacer food spacer spacer spacer spacer ^ spacer spacer spacer spacer Barista (edited)
georgia 🌱 22-Jul-21 03:22 PM
Back reading all this. But being served is also absolutely a law pun if we’re taking it in that direction
upnut 6
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Laz (they/them) 22-Jul-21 03:35 PM
:)
15:35
The brrr days are my favorite days
same 4
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georgia 🌱
Back reading all this. But being served is also absolutely a law pun if we’re taking it in that direction
gaybritishcow 22-Jul-21 03:59 PM
i stg if the trial is involved in this
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Laz (they/them) 22-Jul-21 04:01 PM
I mean Parker III was declared dead as a result of it
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 22-Jul-21 04:02 PM
Parker III: missing, presumed incinerated
16:02
am I implying a conspiracy theory that they're still around? maybe
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Laz (they/them) 22-Jul-21 04:02 PM
I subscribe to that very theory
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Camaclue (🦇) 22-Jul-21 04:02 PM
Parker MacMillan III is dead. How could I survive incineration?
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Laz (they/them) 22-Jul-21 04:03 PM
Well, they said he was dead
16:03
Parker III, who went...somewhere, then the page went dark
16:03
then Ump_Sunman said "PARKER...IS ALIVE" in response to questions about a funeral
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Camaclue (🦇) 22-Jul-21 04:03 PM
Parker 4
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georgia 🌱 22-Jul-21 04:04 PM
Yeah, the actual death was very unclear. I remember at the time trying to figure out why everyone thought he was dead except that everyone was yelling that he was
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Camaclue (🦇) 22-Jul-21 04:04 PM
Unless...
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Laz (they/them) 22-Jul-21 04:04 PM
Parker MacMillan 1 is clearly alive
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georgia 🌱 22-Jul-21 04:04 PM
I’m foilhat on this one
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Laz (they/them) 22-Jul-21 04:04 PM
same
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there's a theory going around Parker II was Redacted
16:05
and each Parker had something happen to them
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Vaulted, Redacted, Incinerated, Percolated, and...we dunno yet
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georgia 🌱 22-Jul-21 04:05 PM
Ah, Parker is the flavour of the month death sampler
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Gotta get him staticed next
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Laz (they/them) 22-Jul-21 04:07 PM
...I mean
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if two people named Parker MacMillan meet well
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Camaclue (🦇) 22-Jul-21 04:07 PM
Released
16:08
Sorry
16:08
Re-leased
tacothink 7
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lease /lēs/ noun a contract by which one party conveys land, property, services, etc. to another for a specified time, usually in return for a periodic payment.
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please don't say that you're gonna make me worry about the hall star players
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Laz (they/them) 22-Jul-21 04:10 PM
heh uh oh
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last thing i wanna find out is that randy weed actually mortgaged himself again
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SubtractionSoup 22-Jul-21 04:13 PM
Kiki Familia is living 👏 Happily 👏 Ever 👏 After!
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Camaclue (🦇) 22-Jul-21 04:14 PM
Parker MacMillan IIIII is added to the league with super roamin' odyssey and Shark Week
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imagine fire walker but makes teams vulnerable to consumers
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CONSUMERS ATTACK SEATTLE GARAGES
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gaybritishcow 22-Jul-21 04:17 PM
so remember how one of the first things pvrker said was that he could "hear things moving"? what if that was the bubbles settling after the coin went "oops gotta get another boy" and asked the aliens to put it on her credit card
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Camaclue (🦇) 22-Jul-21 04:18 PM
Settle like excess foam in a drink...
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 22-Jul-21 04:18 PM
parker iiiii is gonna static
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to finaly solve the mic plot
16:18
parker becomes the mic
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gaybritishcow
i stg if the trial is involved in this
quincognito 💚 22-Jul-21 04:19 PM
i mean the trial is literally our first example of a parker leaving instability after leaving a location lmao
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gaybritishcow 22-Jul-21 04:19 PM
yuppp
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 04:20 PM
well parker wasn't at the courthouse though
16:20
he wasn't allowed in
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 22-Jul-21 04:20 PM
but the replica was
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 04:20 PM
the trial was like my second week of blaseball so i still remember some things pretty well
16:20
yeah but that wasnt him
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 22-Jul-21 04:21 PM
but it was a copy, a replica
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 04:21 PM
that was probably not canon at all ghfdlgjn
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 22-Jul-21 04:21 PM
replicas have mods
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 22-Jul-21 04:21 PM
Parker MacMillan, Firewalker Edition
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 04:21 PM
and also he died bc sunman tried to incinerate the bot but then on twitter his icon went black and he made a cut off tweet that i can't remember exactly
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i uh
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 04:22 PM
actually idk if it was cut off i might be remembering wrong
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i don't think expansion era stuff would be too hinted at by the early seasons
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 22-Jul-21 04:22 PM
but by the trial? in siesta?
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 04:22 PM
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oh
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idk
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 04:22 PM
and then his icon went black
16:23
and the name got taken out of the bio
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 05:54 PM
In case you're not keeping an eye on it, the first redacted entry under "Tributaries" in Discipline's A Sun is about to be unredacted
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 05:59 PM
oh hey uh i just noticed
17:59
this bottom message got unredact and it's. in "A Sun" for some reason
18:00
its pitching wins
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Laz (they/them) 22-Jul-21 06:00 PM
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞
this bottom message got unredact and it's. in "A Sun" for some reason
Laz (they/them) 22-Jul-21 06:01 PM
I think that's an early gain of Sun 1 Pressure (I assume the next message under that is Sun 1's Presure Built)
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 06:01 PM
i dont know why the pressure would only build at the end of the season tho
18:01
that doesnt make sense to me
18:02
hell
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 06:04 PM
Oh my god, someone be #1000
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 06:04 PM
do i need to go buy a fish
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quincognito 💚 22-Jul-21 06:04 PM
yes
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 06:04 PM
WHAT
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 06:04 PM
I guess they heard me
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 06:04 PM
oh what
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HELLO??
18:04
WHICH BOOK IS THIS
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
Oh my god, someone be #1000
Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 06:04 PM
nawball got someone lol
18:04
A SUN
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 06:04 PM
... WOAH.
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 06:04 PM
IT'S IN A SUN
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quincognito 💚 22-Jul-21 06:04 PM
what the
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 06:04 PM
A SUN GOT ALTERNATED
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 06:04 PM
A Sun, in Discipline
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quincognito 💚 22-Jul-21 06:04 PM
WHAT.
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 22-Jul-21 06:05 PM
WHAT
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 06:05 PM
.... wait...
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 22-Jul-21 06:05 PM
a sun got alternated....
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 06:05 PM
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 06:05 PM
does this mean that we had a perfectly normal sun and then it got alternated to the funny imploding kind we have now?
18:05
... na.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 06:05 PM
What does that mean for other Alternates..?
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daekie🔱🎤 (they/them) 22-Jul-21 06:05 PM
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 06:06 PM
it was already imploding before that
18:06
^^
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 22-Jul-21 06:06 PM
18:06
definition of tributaries
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i guess. it's a sun flowing into a bunch of bigger suns??
18:06
because it also says alternates
18:06
implying. a lot of suns. which i guess we're experiencing right now
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 22-Jul-21 06:07 PM
I uhhh I would like to focus fish fire on that section now
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 06:07 PM
SAME
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Laz (they/them) 22-Jul-21 06:08 PM
I have a theory
18:08
that when Sun 1's Alternates were called that it created multiple parallel timelines
tacolook 4
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 06:08 PM
👁
18:09
Like what, Namerif saw what happened to Megan and intentionally inflicted that to the sun to call in it's alternates?
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quincognito 💚 22-Jul-21 06:10 PM
what's the next line
18:10
i think we can say with absolute assurance that no one guessed this right lol
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 06:10 PM
I hope we hammer the fmee6ing out of upscaling A Sun now, because woah.
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 06:33 PM
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 06:44 PM
If we called in some Alternate Suns... Then there must be several alternate dimensions that are pretty dark. Deep dark.
18:45
Bc those alternates had to come from somewhere
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 22-Jul-21 06:48 PM
hmm last event in 'a traitor' is 70 fish away from unredaction
18:48
65 now
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 22-Jul-21 06:49 PM
Next suspicious Sun entry crested 800
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Meaning (grember) 22-Jul-21 06:50 PM
In a sun, did the black hole message at the very bottom happen that way or was the ominous election all caps thing added in the library
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 22-Jul-21 06:50 PM
It happened that way
18:50
It was VERY ALARMING
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 06:50 PM
It did happen exactly like that
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Meaning (grember) 22-Jul-21 06:51 PM
That’s really funny it triggered early
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actually this reminds me i have a serious question
18:51
why did it. Whty did
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nobody Scored
18:51
Why did crabs get 10
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 06:51 PM
Silvaire was on base, Tot's single batted her in
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that's not possible
18:52
silvaire was on first base
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 06:52 PM
well it happened, so
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how did a single bring silvaire home
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 06:52 PM
Crabs in discipline era were very fast
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 06:52 PM
Running really really fast.
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thank you i was trying to get reblase to load
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Meaning (grember) 22-Jul-21 06:53 PM
I found the blasebot event and all the tacos freaking out
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 06:53 PM
ok so technically silvaire was on second
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Meaning (grember) 22-Jul-21 06:53 PM
Also that playoff season at that point was 2 to -1 haha
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YEAH I KNEW IT
18:53
I KNEW IT!!!
18:54
THE BOOK SKIPPED PEDRO DAVIDS
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 22-Jul-21 06:54 PM
It only records the relevant bits
18:54
PEDRO DAVIDS IS RELEVANT TO ME 😠
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 22-Jul-21 06:54 PM
I think we've known that since A Ruby Tuesday
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 06:54 PM
I think advancing on an out is relevant.
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it just caught me off guard because running home off a single from first base has never happened in blaseball
18:54
i think ever?
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 22-Jul-21 06:54 PM
uhh we got something at 942 in og liquid friends feed. sorry im just kinda doin my rounds rn
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it can't happen, errors aren't modeled
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 06:55 PM
To be fair they didn't exactly lie about what happened they just... missed something
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮
uhh we got something at 942 in og liquid friends feed. sorry im just kinda doin my rounds rn
Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 06:55 PM
i think thats just gonna be the "returned to the vault" message again
tacopensive 2
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 06:55 PM
Also there's not really a message for folks advancing on outs
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still, the book on its own makes it seem like silvaire is some kind of god doing impossible things
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 06:56 PM
Right lol
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 22-Jul-21 06:56 PM
is there anyone other than bc noir to check?
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A Sun?
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 22-Jul-21 06:57 PM
i did the whole library already
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 22-Jul-21 06:57 PM
I think he means "that you have to explicitly search for"
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 06:57 PM
Wasn't there a Legend out there who had some extra redacted text that wasn't present for the other Legends
18:57
Wait it was Glover
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was it?
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 22-Jul-21 06:57 PM
wait where IS 'a sun'
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 06:57 PM
hold on
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 22-Jul-21 06:57 PM
it's in Discipline
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 06:57 PM
it's under discipline
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it was someone, i remember vaguely what you're talking about
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 06:57 PM
Yeah Glover had 3 redacted lines but everyone else had two
stare 1
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 22-Jul-21 06:57 PM
OHHH theres fish in discipline now!! cool epic
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 06:58 PM
"Wyatt Glover reached Critical Mass" "Wyatt Glover is Legendary" and then one more
👀 3
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 22-Jul-21 06:58 PM
3rd one in 'a sun' is at 923
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oh wow it's SHOT up
18:58
it was at 800 earlier
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 22-Jul-21 06:58 PM
Wow
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
"Wyatt Glover reached Critical Mass" "Wyatt Glover is Legendary" and then one more
Meaning (grember) 22-Jul-21 06:58 PM
Should we make some gloveaganda
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oh
18:59
wait
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 22-Jul-21 06:59 PM
That's a diff one
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 22-Jul-21 06:59 PM
i imagine theres Someone directing ppl on other teams to do things
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you mean that third one
18:59
the first few redacted entries in a sun are p much nonrelevant
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 06:59 PM
I would imagine Sun 1 alternates also made people interested in the Discipline books
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 22-Jul-21 06:59 PM
yeah true
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these are the cool ones
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 06:59 PM
and we did uncover 4 more nut -> herring trades
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 22-Jul-21 06:59 PM
the Tributaries
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 22-Jul-21 07:00 PM
can i just say its cool to be able to throw my fish at whatever i want rn. had to be sooo careful during the offseason but now i can just. woe, fish be upon ye
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Meaning (grember) 22-Jul-21 07:00 PM
Why does valentine games have 3 as well
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 22-Jul-21 07:00 PM
vaulted
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 22-Jul-21 07:01 PM
oh all vaulted messages give fish now?
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 07:01 PM
i dont think so?
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 22-Jul-21 07:01 PM
i dont remember them offhand but i think everyone who gets vaulted gets the 3 same redacted msgs
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🌮Talow🌮 22-Jul-21 07:01 PM
na, but LF's investigation reports does.
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 07:01 PM
oh but you're right tho val DOES have 3 also. hold on
19:01
ohh wait
19:01
most people have 3
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Meaning (grember) 22-Jul-21 07:01 PM
It seems that players vaulted after season 17 or maybe 18 have 3
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 22-Jul-21 07:02 PM
the only ones who dont have 3 are york/nagomi and plasma/liquid i believe
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 22-Jul-21 07:02 PM
plasma liquid i can guess but why york and nagomi?
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quincognito 💚 22-Jul-21 07:03 PM
they were the first set
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Meaning (grember) 22-Jul-21 07:03 PM
Someone with the character count could you perhaps check if York/nagomi’s 2 match the expected character counts of any of liquid friends and if any other matches 3 of liquid friends? (edited)
19:04
Would be good to see if liquid friends full set corresponds to the other vaulted players at various points
19:04
Alternatively If someone could point me to a tool I’d be happy to look
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Meaning (grember) 22-Jul-21 08:02 PM
Ok I’m pretty sure that the messages from the other legendariesare completely different from the first two based on character count (edited)
20:02
Could be worth investigating
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Meaning (grember) 22-Jul-21 08:10 PM
Is the redacted text character count correct? (edited)
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 22-Jul-21 08:25 PM
i think when things become unredacted it can change slightly. so no, but i dont think its ever been more than a 1 or 2 character difference
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quincognito 💚 22-Jul-21 08:26 PM
as a very general rule the character counts on redacted messages are pretty accurate and the character counts (or even number and order) on redacted book titles is completely not
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 22-Jul-21 08:35 PM
Quin's got it right, yeah. Book title lengths are completely unreliable, but the messages, be it on the feed or in the library, should be right.
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 22-Jul-21 08:38 PM
Good progress already
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Meaning (grember) 22-Jul-21 08:45 PM
I might make some mediocre push to get one of the new redactions in later season vaults visible but I’m sure peeps are burnt out
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 22-Jul-21 08:52 PM
with wills gone this season, i'm feeling a lot less pressure to save for votes, so i might buy a bunch of herring to upscale where i can
20:53
of course, that'll depend on how things look after postseason and the exhibition game
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 08:23 AM
tacolook
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 08:34 AM
well
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 08:45 AM
dunno what i expected from that one >.<
08:45
oh well, sometimes ya get duds
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🌮Talow🌮 23-Jul-21 08:49 AM
ngl I fished everything in that entry since it was the only redacted discipline era book.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 10:17 AM
Yeah, I have enough fishies that I just dropped them on the whole book. Tributaries is the part I'm especially curious about though, I'm glad they're the closest to unredaction too
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 11:46 AM
NEW BOOKS CHAPTERS (edited)
11:46
IN ROOT
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.@ feather 💙 23-Jul-21 11:47 AM
ROOT
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ROOOOOT
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ROOT FOR THE HOOOOOME TEAM
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 11:48 AM
ROOT?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 11:49 AM
Because the Reader is taking over the site rn, it's a lot of "The Rules were changed" "Play continued" in season alpha
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 23-Jul-21 11:51 AM
UHH
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Aw, it only added 9 redactions to the library
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.@ feather 💙 23-Jul-21 11:52 AM
ok so this is 100 percent like... just the story of developing blaseball as a game
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🌮Talow🌮 23-Jul-21 11:53 AM
Probably, but I went ahead and dumped 9 fish into all the redactions added.
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 11:54 AM
@💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 Slight pedantic correction: The site refers to those as Chapters, rather than Books, I believe. The Books are the titles up top.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 11:54 AM
bleh
11:54
oki
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Laz (they/them) 23-Jul-21 11:54 AM
11:54
AHHHHHHHH
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 11:54 AM
It's totally me being pedantic, everyone always refers to them as books, lol
11:54
RIGHT?! I'm so excited
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Laz (they/them) 23-Jul-21 11:55 AM
I THINK THE MILLS HITTING TOUCHDOWN DID IT
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 23-Jul-21 11:55 AM
i dont think its specifically that
11:55
the georgias did that seasons ago
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Laz (they/them) 23-Jul-21 11:55 AM
(let me believe)
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 23-Jul-21 11:55 AM
it gave us bb0 but thats it
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🌮Talow🌮 23-Jul-21 11:55 AM
I mean, it might be a different trigger in a new season.
11:56
Also, the chapters are reader purple, which is interesting.
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 23-Jul-21 11:56 AM
Oh what now we gotta play special teams too??? Was the hook and ladder not enough? /j (edited)
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 23-Jul-21 11:57 AM
right, yeah, it might be a first-second-third touchdown thing like there was for blaseball 2
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 11:57 AM
Holy crap. All of the entries in First Day 0 are at 300 already
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 23-Jul-21 11:57 AM
its just kinda 😔 cause this is what the georgias were trying to do
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞
its just kinda 😔 cause this is what the georgias were trying to do
.@ feather 💙 23-Jul-21 12:01 PM
it did say "special teams" so maybe yall going to be included in that
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 23-Jul-21 12:03 PM
if this aint just the most succinct explanation of blaseball i've ever seen
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 23-Jul-21 12:18 PM
i think the georgias unlocked blaseball 0, [TUMBLEWEED SOUNDS], and the desert potential, and if they hadn't done that, the mills going up there woulda just unlocked all of that instead of opening these books
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WAIT
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THE MILLS WENT TO THE BOTTOM ENDZONE
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AND NOW THE TOP ENDZONE
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ARE THEY THE ONLY TEAM TO DO BOTH???
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 01:00 PM
...are they? surely the garages were up there at some point
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garages so heavy though!
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 01:00 PM
but that does seem to be what the reader was telling us to do: have a team do both
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i mean before the chorby soul even
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 01:01 PM
"hook and ladder," "safety" they were telling the firefighters to go down so that someone could have been in both endzones
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but the mills did it first
13:01
i think?
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Camaclue (🦇) 23-Jul-21 01:39 PM
Doesn't matter the team
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 01:51 PM
well yeah we know now that it doesnt matter the team
13:51
i just assumed they were talkin firefighters because they were already in the top endzone when the message went out (edited)
13:51
iunno
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 23-Jul-21 01:54 PM
so close... just 12 to go
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 01:54 PM
9!
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 23-Jul-21 01:55 PM
7
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 23-Jul-21 01:58 PM
6!
13:58
3 now
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.@ feather 💙 23-Jul-21 01:59 PM
yooo
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 01:59 PM
Man, I love this so much
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 23-Jul-21 02:00 PM
i have upfished o7
14:00
2 away now
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 02:00 PM
999...
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 02:00 PM
tacolook
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 02:00 PM
Bridged
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 02:00 PM
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 02:00 PM
Bridged
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Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 02:01 PM
what
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 02:01 PM
i'm gonna upshell that
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Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 02:01 PM
what does that mean
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.@ feather 💙 23-Jul-21 02:01 PM
oh MAN
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 02:01 PM
is the sun drawing power from its alternates?
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.@ feather 💙 23-Jul-21 02:01 PM
there's... probably several different other timelines floating around?
14:01
is there a sunless, wyattless other blaseball?
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 02:02 PM
siphoning to preserve this timeline, at the expense of others?
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Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 02:02 PM
are they timelines or alternate universes
14:02
or both
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 02:02 PM
both? i think?
14:03
i see timelines as a subset of multiverses tbh
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.@ feather 💙 23-Jul-21 02:03 PM
they are multiple streams that converge at the Delta?
14:03
hm
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 23-Jul-21 02:03 PM
i feel like the Bridge might be a converging point
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 02:04 PM
there's a bridge and a delta, so the streams/universes/timelines might diverge at one end and converge on the other (edited)
14:05
next one has 42 left
14:06
root entries all have between 800 and 900 herring
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 23-Jul-21 02:06 PM
thinkin bout how Sun 1 never got Set in either of the first days
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 02:07 PM
hmmmmmm
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yeah it doesn't.....
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like it was forged but not set in prehistory i
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and then it was refilled in prehistory ii
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I hope that last Liquid Friend entry gets unredacted soon so we can get another free herring
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 02:12 PM
i think the last one on LF is just "Liquid Friend was returned to the Vault" just like how it was on UP
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Were they, though? Did all that decoction, etc. happen while inside the vault? Or was LF moved somewhere else to have all that done?
14:15
Besides, with all the adjacent free herring in their feed, I'm holding out hope that that one will give another free herring
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 23-Jul-21 02:42 PM
20 herrings away from this message in A Snap Election, probably just a team becoming unstable but hey we're close
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 02:43 PM
Also only 25 away from the last Tributaries message
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 23-Jul-21 03:15 PM
and only 29 away here
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at this rate it's gonna happen before the one in "a sun" lmao
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 03:30 PM
2 left for First Day 0 number 1
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cmonnnn
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 03:30 PM
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 03:30 PM
tacolook
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 03:31 PM
DID ANYONE SEE THAT COMING
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NOPE
15:31
WOW
15:31
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS YET
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 03:31 PM
What does it mean
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 23-Jul-21 03:31 PM
HUH???
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 23-Jul-21 03:31 PM
WHAT
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STRANGE ATTRACTORS DID WHAT NOW
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🌮Blenjamin Rees🌮 23-Jul-21 03:31 PM
The Blaseball experience, in three lines.
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 03:32 PM
that sounds like a team name, but the event isn't linked to anything
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 23-Jul-21 03:32 PM
tacothink 4
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 03:33 PM
OH
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kind of like
15:33
idk where that thought was going lol
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 23-Jul-21 03:33 PM
follow-up
15:34
the league is carcinizing
lilmijo 9
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 03:34 PM
like cellular automation
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 03:35 PM
10 left in A Sun now
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Meaning (grember) 23-Jul-21 03:36 PM
There always has been blaseball and even if we all die blaseball will arise again
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 23-Jul-21 03:39 PM
15:39
these are done (edited)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 03:39 PM
neat!
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rose <|:•) <|:•) <|:•) <|:•) 23-Jul-21 03:40 PM
interesting ...
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 03:40 PM
Interesting
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scorpion451 23-Jul-21 03:40 PM
I just noticed something horrible. Parker's Firewalker mod says "When this player leaves a location, they'll leave instability behind." This was followed by mass incinerations of teams... when they left the league for the vault.
tacolook 3
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rose <|:•) <|:•) <|:•) <|:•) 23-Jul-21 03:40 PM
is the strange attractor them blowing suns up every 3 seconds
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scorpion451
I just noticed something horrible. Parker's Firewalker mod says "When this player leaves a location, they'll leave instability behind." This was followed by mass incinerations of teams... when they left the league for the vault.
Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 23-Jul-21 03:41 PM
actually no, all of the teams that got unstable when he got vaulted (or at least all the ones we can see + the teams that are around now) aren't incinerated
15:41
because an election was called specifically to prevent that
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scorpion451 23-Jul-21 03:42 PM
Point remains, this confirms that the vault and league are locations.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 03:42 PM
ayup
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quincognito 💚 23-Jul-21 03:42 PM
@scorpion451 so does the Megan Ito situation
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 03:42 PM
the hall of flame is also a location
15:42
capital L
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quincognito 💚 23-Jul-21 03:42 PM
she statics out because she tries to both stay in the league and move to the hall
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rose <|:•) <|:•) <|:•) <|:•)
is the strange attractor them blowing suns up every 3 seconds
jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 03:45 PM
i think it's more that Something (like blaseball) sort of arose out of chaos and nothingness in the desert
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rose <|:•) <|:•) <|:•) <|:•) 23-Jul-21 03:45 PM
maybe tigers need to get roamless too after all so Parker can’t get in the league at all
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭
i think it's more that Something (like blaseball) sort of arose out of chaos and nothingness in the desert
rose <|:•) <|:•) <|:•) <|:•) 23-Jul-21 03:45 PM
oo I see I seeee yeas that make sense
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 23-Jul-21 03:48 PM
hey we're making progress FAST
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 03:49 PM
Folks are excited about this
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 03:49 PM
bongers
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 03:49 PM
interesting how both of these chapters start with
[TUMBLEWEED SOUNDS] Sands Shifted. Waves Crashed.
tacothink 4
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 23-Jul-21 03:49 PM
i am too!!
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 03:50 PM
and they're different messages, as you can tell from upnut counts
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 03:50 PM
Interesting.
15:51
First Day 0 doesn't end with Play Ball!
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 03:51 PM
goobie
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 03:51 PM
999...
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 23-Jul-21 03:51 PM
hell
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 03:51 PM
Rules were Read.
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misch13vous 🍬 23-Jul-21 03:51 PM
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 03:52 PM
...Read, not written
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I dont know how to read
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 03:52 PM
were the rules... always there?
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misch13vous 🍬 23-Jul-21 03:52 PM
Reader moment
15:52
it'd be interesting if "Reader" does have a double meaning in this case tho
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 23-Jul-21 03:52 PM
..... arent the rules like 70% redacted. who. how
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 03:53 PM
Is... Is the Reader the head umpire, then?
tacolook 4
foilhat 2
😨 2
15:54
Downward Dogs joined the ILB
15:54
More importantly, 10 away from the next First Day 0
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 03:54 PM
does the book have character counts?
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kilozombij
I dont know how to read
🌮Blenjamin Rees🌮 23-Jul-21 03:55 PM
Jared is that you?
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭
does the book have character counts?
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 03:55 PM
Yes, but they're not always separated by word
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
Yes, but they're not always separated by word
jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 03:56 PM
okay! i was kind of curious about the redacted names at the end
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 03:56 PM
Ah! Yeah, they do have counts.
15:56
2!
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misch13vous 🍬
Click to see attachment 🖼️
Meaning (grember) 23-Jul-21 03:56 PM
Could be read out loud
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 03:57 PM
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 23-Jul-21 03:57 PM
WHAT??
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 03:58 PM
15:58
ballclark
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misch13vous 🍬 23-Jul-21 03:58 PM
lol
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Meaning (grember) 23-Jul-21 03:58 PM
LMAO
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 03:58 PM
I'm in this book and I don't like it
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Meaning (grember) 23-Jul-21 03:58 PM
they got us good
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 03:58 PM
LMAO
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🌮Blenjamin Rees🌮 23-Jul-21 03:58 PM
chefkiss
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 23-Jul-21 03:59 PM
its probably related to strange attractors tho (edited)
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15:59
either way very funny
15:59
why are you 🤣 ing that
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 03:59 PM
God, that was good
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 23-Jul-21 03:59 PM
plagiarizing from aubz: "Apophenia is finding patterns where there are none, strange attractors are patterns where patterns shouldn’t be"
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misch13vous 🍬 23-Jul-21 03:59 PM
top ten "oh of course" upscaling moments 2. ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED Megan Ito ECHOED... 1. Aphophenia sprung forth.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 03:59 PM
yeah it does make sense
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 23-Jul-21 04:00 PM
-YO
tacolook 4
lilmijo 4
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 04:00 PM
FOUND?
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:00 PM
found????
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 04:00 PM
FOUND???
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Meaning (grember) 23-Jul-21 04:00 PM
Yo I’m on a beach pretty sandy here Oh yo what’s this weird sport book
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:00 PM
was it then opened?
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misch13vous 🍬 23-Jul-21 04:00 PM
imo this further suggests that the Reader probably doubles as an "interpreter" of sorts
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Meaning (grember) 23-Jul-21 04:00 PM
It was probably abandoned by the last failures of blaseball
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:01 PM
An Ascension almost has a new unredaction
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 04:01 PM
Yep. 4 away
16:01
Why can't you people go in order ballclark
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 23-Jul-21 04:02 PM
welcome to the longest friday everybody
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 04:02 PM
Genuinely so happy it's a Friday this time (edited)
16:02
2!
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 23-Jul-21 04:02 PM
i mean we also had Coffee Thursday
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 04:03 PM
I know lilmijo
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:03 PM
pspsps blaseball fans come spend ur fish
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 04:03 PM
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 04:03 PM
huh
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 23-Jul-21 04:04 PM
wh
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hm
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misch13vous 🍬 23-Jul-21 04:04 PM
there we go
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 04:04 PM
Oh no
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 23-Jul-21 04:04 PM
the first time it was opened
16:04
we weren't the first
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 04:04 PM
oh no. oh no no no.
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 23-Jul-21 04:04 PM
we already knew that, but still
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misch13vous 🍬 23-Jul-21 04:04 PM
book was probably closed in part three?
16:05
or at some point
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 04:05 PM
God that is so ominous
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 04:05 PM
"An Opening."
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:06 PM
this makes sense, parker iii didn't want it opened
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 04:06 PM
one of many, apparently
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 23-Jul-21 04:06 PM
g-guys (edited)
16:06
the reader
16:06
not a tarot reader
16:06
READER OF THE BOOK
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misch13vous 🍬 23-Jul-21 04:07 PM
yea
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:07 PM
double meaning tacolook
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 04:08 PM
they did, objectively speaking, read tarot as well, so you can't really say they're not a tarot reader
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 23-Jul-21 04:09 PM
i can and i will
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misch13vous 🍬
it'd be interesting if "Reader" does have a double meaning in this case tho
misch13vous 🍬 23-Jul-21 04:09 PM
it would further feed into an additional duality between the coin and the reader/lootcrates, knowledge vs. secrecy and deceit (edited)
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gaybritishcow 23-Jul-21 04:09 PM
pretty out there thought, but to me the zeroth day kind of reads like a group of people starting a ttrpg session
tacothink 3
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:10 PM
parker's going to be having an eventful evening
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 04:10 PM
You ever pause a youtube video, hyperfocus on blaseball for a half hour, then realize you've been sitting in pure silence the whole time?
same 9
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 23-Jul-21 04:11 PM
attempted summary of this -Sands shift waves crash wahtever the hell -Pre-Ascension gods Read the Rules -Apophenia I guess??? -The Book is found and Opened after the Rules are Read -Play Begins -[TUMBLEWEED SOUNDS] seems to refer to the Gods Ascending for the first time -Names spring forth, the Gods are now in the book -Gods start doing whatever the hell they want and Changing the Rules -Play Continues
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:11 PM
10 on the next Ascension entry
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 23-Jul-21 04:11 PM
is that all like. correct. does that seem right
16:12
EYES EYES EYES EYES
tacolook 2
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misch13vous 🍬 23-Jul-21 04:12 PM
hard to say oh damn
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:13 PM
is the struck-out M for megan ito /hj
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misch13vous 🍬 23-Jul-21 04:13 PM
inspect element has that as two words and not the right length
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 04:13 PM
Oh yeah, that's the one we assumed was aequitas
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞
plagiarizing from aubz: "Apophenia is finding patterns where there are none, strange attractors are patterns where patterns shouldn’t be"
quincognito 💚 23-Jul-21 04:13 PM
want to note for the record that the Reader is a Tarot Card Reader and therefore literally their entire schtick is about inducing apophenia
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Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 04:13 PM
do any of the names match?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 04:13 PM
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:14 PM
hmmmmmm betting
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Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 04:14 PM
9 letter signatories?
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:14 PM
snoil
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 23-Jul-21 04:14 PM
A WAGER HUH
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 04:15 PM
this is about betting isn't it
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:15 PM
snakes rweal
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11...
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Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 04:18 PM
uh oh gambling ?
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 23-Jul-21 04:18 PM
Snake Oil itself is also an expression about attributing value to a fake solution or cure
16:18
not sure what that means in terms of this but (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 04:18 PM
I am once again asking for people to spend more on fish...
16:19
5!
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Camaclue (🦇) 23-Jul-21 04:19 PM
Having fear isn't hard
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 23-Jul-21 04:19 PM
that instant 90k i dropped on upfishing all of this was the best investment i ever made
same 2
16:19
4 away
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Camaclue (🦇) 23-Jul-21 04:19 PM
When you've got a library card
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:19 PM
3
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 23-Jul-21 04:19 PM
3
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:19 PM
next ones at five
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tacolook
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 04:20 PM
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 23-Jul-21 04:20 PM
PILLARS
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 23-Jul-21 04:20 PM
STACKED muscle2
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 04:20 PM
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Camaclue (🦇) 23-Jul-21 04:20 PM
PILLARS OF CHIPS
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 04:20 PM
...are the pillars poker chips
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 23-Jul-21 04:20 PM
pringles
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 04:21 PM
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 04:21 PM
THE CORE MECHANIC OF BLASEBALL IS BETTING THE PILLARS ARE POKER CHIPS
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:21 PM
tacolook
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 23-Jul-21 04:21 PM
... not steaks??
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Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 04:21 PM
oh wow
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misch13vous 🍬 23-Jul-21 04:21 PM
The Core Mechanics
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Camaclue (🦇) 23-Jul-21 04:21 PM
THE LAS VEGAS MECHANICS
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Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 04:21 PM
Las Vegas down confirmed? (NOT CLICKBAIT) (edited)
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 23-Jul-21 04:21 PM
the stakes were raised
16:22
huh
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Meaning (grember) 23-Jul-21 04:22 PM
I assume one day I’ll know what this means lol
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 23-Jul-21 04:22 PM
oh wait someone already said that lmao
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:22 PM
i wonder how the mechs feel about this
16:22
although i'm sure these pillars are different from theirs
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 23-Jul-21 04:23 PM
or are they?
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 23-Jul-21 04:23 PM
are you sure? There are precious few coincidences in blaseball
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fractal Starlight [it/its]
or are they?
Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 04:24 PM
vsauce music
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Camaclue (🦇) 23-Jul-21 04:24 PM
Wow, this entire time we assumed they were in the earth or australia or west virginia
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:25 PM
hmmmm tacothink
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Camaclue (🦇) 23-Jul-21 04:25 PM
Turns out they were in vegas babey
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:25 PM
vegas is Down
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 23-Jul-21 04:25 PM
some newbie asked in wormchat yesterday "who lays the eggs players hatch from"
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:25 PM
Uh
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 23-Jul-21 04:25 PM
thats a good question actually
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 23-Jul-21 04:25 PM
we did not have a good answer
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but now we think it's snakes
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 04:25 PM
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 23-Jul-21 04:25 PM
could it remotely. in any way. be gene
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:25 PM
but if souls are coffee, wouldn't the eggs be coffee beans?
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Camaclue (🦇) 23-Jul-21 04:26 PM
I don't know man
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gaybritishcow 23-Jul-21 04:26 PM
it's going to take us all of the not-so-grand siesta to figure this mess out isn't it
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 23-Jul-21 04:26 PM
genes the only thing we've seen that like. actually lays eggs
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:26 PM
what about birds
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Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 04:26 PM
how do you make snake oil
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irl
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 23-Jul-21 04:27 PM
squids lay kind of a lot of the things iirc. im talkin like on the scale of. what could be the parent of so many things
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Centritide🌮💜
how do you make snake oil
Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 04:27 PM
actually maybe don't answer that the answer is probably gross
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:27 PM
we can use breadcrumbs to beg to the blaseball gods for coins, so it's implied to be birds?
16:27
maybe?
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 23-Jul-21 04:27 PM
the birds and snakes are like regular creatures but genes a god so they could lay an egg field
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Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 04:28 PM
"NO! Bad Blaseball Gods! White bread is bad for you!"
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 23-Jul-21 04:28 PM
also snake oils just a turn of phrase for like. non medicine. no snakes involved
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 23-Jul-21 04:28 PM
Salmon and Snakes both lay eggs
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Monitor eats one of them
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Camaclue (🦇) 23-Jul-21 04:29 PM
Certain snakes excrete oil actually
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 23-Jul-21 04:29 PM
salmon or fish play into the like. watery language used for a lot of the league. i could see it
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮
also snake oils just a turn of phrase for like. non medicine. no snakes involved
Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 04:29 PM
apparently, according to Wikipedia, the phrase originated from oil from Chinese water snakes or smth
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 23-Jul-21 04:29 PM
snakes and squids are both fans of the "lay tons of eggs and hope all of thme dont die" reproduction strategy
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name pool decree was called bird rights pretty sure
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 23-Jul-21 04:29 PM
i could see either of them laying all our eggs
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maybe its some sort of bird/snake/squid hybrid
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oh why not just add sharks in there too
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 23-Jul-21 04:30 PM
i like the idea that its gene bc it plays into symbolism that death and life are a cycle
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bobduude
oh why not just add sharks in there too
and like, coffee pods and also like prize capsules or whatever
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 23-Jul-21 04:31 PM
the things i know about shark eggs are - they lay lots - eat eachother sometimes
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its just all the things at once like everything else
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Camaclue (🦇) 23-Jul-21 04:31 PM
Snake oil is genuinely made from snake oil What happened is chinese immigrants brought genuine soothing ointments made from a certain snake from their homeland and scam artists decided to peddle oils from useless american snakes
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 23-Jul-21 04:31 PM
oh thats cool. hope it didnt harm the snakes
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Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 04:31 PM
ok spoilered for potentially gross recipe for snake oil: A snake oil recipe from 1719/1751 (Juan de Loeches, Tyrocinium Pharmaceticum), printed in Spain: "The viper oil of Mesues. Take 2 pounds of live snakes and 2 pounds 3 ounces of sesame oil. Cook slowly, covered in a glazed pot, until meat pulls away from bone. Strain and store. Uses: Cleans the skin, removes pimples, impetigo and other defects."
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Centritide🌮💜
ok spoilered for potentially gross recipe for snake oil: A snake oil recipe from 1719/1751 (Juan de Loeches, Tyrocinium Pharmaceticum), printed in Spain: "The viper oil of Mesues. Take 2 pounds of live snakes and 2 pounds 3 ounces of sesame oil. Cook slowly, covered in a glazed pot, until meat pulls away from bone. Strain and store. Uses: Cleans the skin, removes pimples, impetigo and other defects."
do they have to be live???
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Camaclue (🦇) 23-Jul-21 04:32 PM
no people were just big jerks
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 23-Jul-21 04:32 PM
huh. somehow i never would have guessed that snake oil is snakes n oil
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮
the things i know about shark eggs are - they lay lots - eat eachother sometimes
Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 04:33 PM
shark eggs are super cool some of them leave eggs in little pouches and some sharks are born live
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 23-Jul-21 04:33 PM
mermaid purses! they're so cool
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 23-Jul-21 04:33 PM
yeah!!!
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 23-Jul-21 04:33 PM
theres so many different types of shark eggs, it rules
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 23-Jul-21 04:33 PM
sharks are so cool
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they are
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Camaclue (🦇) 23-Jul-21 04:38 PM
Consumers suck tho
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 23-Jul-21 04:39 PM
consumers arent sharks, joel said so himself
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 23-Jul-21 04:40 PM
what about card sharks
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 23-Jul-21 04:40 PM
tacothink a bit more debatable
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 23-Jul-21 04:40 PM
sponsored by Where Cards Fall, TGB's previous game
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Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 04:40 PM
HFHFJDJFHD
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:41 PM
blaseball happens so much
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georgia 🌱 23-Jul-21 04:41 PM
Aaaahhh the betting thing suddenly make the league being in debt make a lot more sense somehow
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16:42
It’s all just a funny little game happening within a bigger game and someone made some bad bets on how it was gonna go
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:42 PM
the stakes were raised and somebody lost tacolook
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georgia 🌱 23-Jul-21 04:43 PM
Yep
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Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 04:43 PM
expanding brain meme: bbsyndrome blaseball is a weird baseball simulator eat blaseball is a commentary on the harms of capitalism 🧠 blaseball is a writing prompt wyattbrain blaseball is the story of Wyatt mason galaxysyndrome blaseball is an ad for Where Cards Fall and nothing else (edited)
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georgia 🌱 23-Jul-21 04:43 PM
They keep trying to bail themselves out but they literally owe someone money
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 23-Jul-21 04:43 PM
they're not playing poker THEY'RE PLAYING BRIDGE
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georgia 🌱 23-Jul-21 04:43 PM
YEP
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Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 04:44 PM
wait betting in bridge is super weird tho
16:44
it's not like betting in poker
16:44
i played a little bridge in elementary school and Did Not Understand it
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georgia 🌱 23-Jul-21 04:45 PM
well you don’t usually use poker chips (or anything else) to stack
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 23-Jul-21 04:45 PM
I have 0 bridge knowledge
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georgia 🌱 23-Jul-21 04:45 PM
It’s just bluffing
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Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 04:45 PM
https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~hde/bidding.htm Simple bridge bidding something something contracts
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scorpion451 23-Jul-21 04:46 PM
Bridge is like poker but you have a partner
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Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 04:46 PM
eh
16:47
ok i think it's coming back to me
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georgia 🌱 23-Jul-21 04:47 PM
Are bridge tricks also called sets or did I make that up
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Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 04:47 PM
so the 4 players are each dealt 13 cards and the idea is that you want the contract to match the suit you have
16:48
so if the final contract is 4S you have to win 10 of the 13 rounds and spades are the trump suit
16:49
but you can't communicate your hand to your partner so you do a bunch of little bids to communicate first
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 23-Jul-21 04:49 PM
CARD SHARKS dead MORE PUNS?!?!!?
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georgia 🌱 23-Jul-21 04:49 PM
In terms of actual bidding though, it’s less “I’ll wager more points that I’ll win this” and more “I think I can win more tricks than you can” - you only sort of raise stakes
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 04:49 PM
Everything is puns
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georgia 🌱 23-Jul-21 04:50 PM
(I can’t play bridge but I’ve played a lot of 500 and that’s basically baby bridge so excuse errors)
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 23-Jul-21 04:50 PM
oh so bridge is akin to hearts or spades?
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georgia 🌱 23-Jul-21 04:51 PM
Mmm, play runs sorta like hearts, but it’s much more formal and there’s a trump suit
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 23-Jul-21 04:51 PM
christ. its puns ALL the way down
16:52
the bridge was weakened
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georgia 🌱 23-Jul-21 04:53 PM
Look it probably is more likely to be poker than bridge, I’m not sure the metaphors really line up
16:54
But it’s really funny to imagine the gods trying to play bridge in like, a fluorescent rec room surrounded by other 70 year olds in total silence
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Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 04:54 PM
maybe this is the apophenia
16:54
the betting is NOT bridge
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 23-Jul-21 04:56 PM
tgb watching us theorize: sickos
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georgia 🌱 23-Jul-21 04:56 PM
Can we talk about how the rules were read before they even found the book though
16:56
What
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SubtractionSoup 23-Jul-21 04:56 PM
Yeah, the only thing that matches bridge as far as I can tell is the word "Bridge". (Okay, and "raise", but that matches lots of other things.) (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 23-Jul-21 04:58 PM
If you think about it, the Rules were Read in our timeline before the Book was Opened as well.
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 23-Jul-21 04:59 PM
ok well. i dont know bridge. but wouldnt 'making a bridge' be similar to like, having a full house, and its just a turn of phrase for a formation of cards? less common than full house/royal flush/etc but
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Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 05:01 PM
idk if "bridge" is used in poker at all
17:01
this is a poker slang dictionary btw
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georgia 🌱 23-Jul-21 05:02 PM
Bridge isn’t actually mentioned in that betting bit in root, we were just connecting terms
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 23-Jul-21 05:03 PM
yeah like. i wouldnt put it past tgb to just pull that one thing from bridge (the game) for pun purposes
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georgia 🌱 23-Jul-21 05:04 PM
But nah bridge is a totally different game to poker, you don’t make any bridges unfortunately 😔
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Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 05:05 PM
in Where Cards Fall you probably make bridges with cards idk I've never played (edited)
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georgia 🌱 23-Jul-21 05:05 PM
You play one card a round against three other people and are trying to have the winning card each round, very basically
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SubtractionSoup 23-Jul-21 05:06 PM
Bridge is 2v2, but yeah
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 23-Jul-21 05:06 PM
ok so its like spades then
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 23-Jul-21 05:06 PM
i only know rummy iunno
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SubtractionSoup
Bridge is 2v2, but yeah
georgia 🌱 23-Jul-21 05:07 PM
very basically haha
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you can bridge cards while shuffling
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17:14
there also appears to be an overhand shuffle, which has more to do with magic than playing cards
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 23-Jul-21 05:22 PM
lol im a nerd, i saw 'magic' and 'cards' and thought instantly of MTG, instead of y'know.... card trick magic
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Meaning (grember) 23-Jul-21 05:33 PM
So is the revoke pattern roamin odyssey super roamin
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 23-Jul-21 05:35 PM
I don’t think we’ve seen a player on an odyssey get revoked, but I’d imagine so
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 23-Jul-21 05:36 PM
That's what seems implied
17:36
either that or Reforming Odyssey makes it Super Roamin
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 23-Jul-21 05:44 PM
id imagine its triple revoke
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Meaning (grember) 23-Jul-21 06:05 PM
Just cause Parker has 3 elections in an exile
18:05
The question is why would any team revoke him
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 23-Jul-21 06:06 PM
Desperation
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georgia 🌱 23-Jul-21 06:06 PM
Well, rock and a hard place
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Meaning (grember) 23-Jul-21 06:06 PM
What’s the rock either he roams off the team or you revoke him off the team
18:06
Maybe it ties back into the whole PVP thing
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georgia 🌱 23-Jul-21 06:06 PM
If you keep Parker on your team you’ve got no voting power effectively
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Meaning (grember) 23-Jul-21 06:06 PM
Oh hmm that makes sense
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Laz (they/them) 23-Jul-21 06:06 PM
they literally can't profit off the 10x money guy
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georgia 🌱 23-Jul-21 06:06 PM
You can’t afford to be the only team who isn’t getting a 10x payout
18:07
So you roll the dice and hope the weather forecast is kind
18:07
(It’s not)
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Camaclue (🦇) 23-Jul-21 06:09 PM
You could also just... idol anyone else?
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Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 06:10 PM
and make a tenth of the money everyone else is making?
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Laz (they/them) 23-Jul-21 06:15 PM
case in point: Paula Turnip didn't even have Credit to the Team for a few seasons and she was still idoled
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Centritide🌮💜
and make a tenth of the money everyone else is making?
Camaclue (🦇) 23-Jul-21 06:17 PM
Shadow Parker
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 23-Jul-21 06:17 PM
Shadows is still on your team
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Shadow Parker
Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 06:18 PM
yeah but you want Parker playing so you can make 10x money
18:18
like
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 23-Jul-21 06:18 PM
we don't know what election stuff people had access to at the time, exactly. we haven't seen any instances of a prehistory player moving into or out of the shadows, so it could very easily have not been possible for them to.
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Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 06:18 PM
not technically an advantage for everyone to be making 10x money vs not but greed
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 23-Jul-21 06:19 PM
also, removing a 10x payout from an active position is guaranteed to make the entire rest of the league attempt to drag them back out anyway
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 23-Jul-21 06:20 PM
we know that they had, uhm, infusion, player theft from another team, hexes (of which we've only seen the two, and which you may not be able to apply to your own player), revoke, and probably equipping a player with an item. we do not know if they had any other tools.
18:23
we do not know if they had blessings, but we do know that they had decrees. we also don't know anything about their fluting environment-- would it be possible to get your coins while on another team and then flute back to yours to spend them? would it be possible for players from another team to attack flute to mess up your wills with their ten-times-your-coins payouts? was fluting even possible at all? we don't know
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 23-Jul-21 06:25 PM
I get the feeling fluting wasn't an option
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 23-Jul-21 06:28 PM
that does seem to be the case, and at least that minimizes the worst otherwise-confirmed-plausible outcome of, if what we've seen are wills, getting attack fluted. However, i guess we don't even know if infusing parker was done via wills or whether blessings had more targeting potential back then or whether it was just a specific blessing. which is to say that we don't know exactly how bad not having access to the 10x payout player was.
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 23-Jul-21 06:29 PM
updated my more-or-less-chronological table
18:39
Lauren Bacall was a classic Hollywood Noir actress
18:40
and in this one her favorite time to drink Coffee was at Night
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Camaclue (🦇) 23-Jul-21 06:45 PM
Night is Deep Darkness
18:45
A Dark Roast
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rose <|:•) <|:•) <|:•) <|:•) 23-Jul-21 08:02 PM
mechs and gambling connection is incredibly interesting (screenshot from maincord) (edited)
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Centritide🌮💜 23-Jul-21 08:05 PM
oh my
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gaybritishcow 24-Jul-21 06:39 AM
so regarding prehistory weather
06:39
Overcasting is the process of broadcasting content that is meant to be played over and in sync with another piece of content. For example, a forensics expert might create commentary for an episode of CSI and share that commentary independent of the original video. The file containing the commentary, mixing information and synchronization data ...
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06:39
overcast might be a prehistory audio weather (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jul-21 06:52 AM
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You've gotta be kidding me
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 24-Jul-21 06:53 AM
Noodle
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jul-21 06:54 AM
Contract bridge, or simply bridge, is a trick-taking card game using a standard 52-card deck. In its basic format, it is played by four players in two competing partnerships, with partners sitting opposite each other around a table.
06:54
Given that
06:55
Are Boss and Lōotcrates on one side and Reader and Namerifeht on the other
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gaybritishcow 24-Jul-21 06:55 AM
NAWBALL was talking about this last night. i have simply decided that if blaseball wants me to learn bridge i'm tapping out.
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georgia 🌱 24-Jul-21 06:56 AM
foilhat
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jul-21 07:01 AM
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I'm so mad lmao
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georgia 🌱 24-Jul-21 07:01 AM
Actually though I’m a little stuck on the idea of debt, and wagers. I think if the gods are on sides in a card game, it’s not each other they’re playing against - I don’t know if we’ve met whoever they’re in debt to
07:03
I’ve got a secret theory that the coin and the reader are on the same side but playing opposite each other to achieve their goals - from opposite sides of the the table, if you will
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gaybritishcow 24-Jul-21 07:04 AM
root so far does, to me, definitely sound like a group of people setting up some kind of game
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jul-21 07:06 AM
Hey wait a minute
07:08
...High and Low
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 24-Jul-21 07:10 AM
tacothink
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jul-21 07:13 AM
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gaybritishcow 24-Jul-21 07:31 AM
from a very patient friend who doesn't know what blaseball is but does know how to play bridge.
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Laz (they/them) 24-Jul-21 07:42 AM
Okay Blaseball guess who's back? I'm going to be breaking down Blaseball's "geography" so to speak, as well as what's next after the Centennial. Thanks to recent books we've got the full picture. Followers Mute #Blaseball if you need to to hide the thread. (1/17)
07:42
These terms are used in contract bridge, using duplicate or rubber scoring. Some of them are also used in whist, bid whist, the obsolete game auction bridge, and other trick-taking games. This glossary supplements the Glossary of card game terms. In the following entries, boldface links are external to the glossary and plain links reference oth...
07:42
Have fun lol
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gaybritishcow 24-Jul-21 08:08 AM
on An Ascension
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Classic Apple 🥧(he/him) 25-Jul-21 07:06 AM
I'm trying to catch up on the last week of Blaseball Plot. Where does the connection to bridge come from?
07:06
(sorry for what might be a silly question 😵 )
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georgia 🌱 25-Jul-21 07:12 AM
Basically we just drew connections between the info in the Root book about some sort of game (stacks and wagers) and the reoccurring term of the bridge and applied the law of puns to go…. what if the game they were playing was bridge (edited)
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Classic Apple 🥧(he/him) 25-Jul-21 07:14 AM
Gotcha! Thank you
07:16
I blew all my election money this season on Upscaling every redacted event in the library... Fingers crossed that the wlorld doesn't explode too bad today.
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Beardmosexual 25-Jul-21 07:23 AM
So I've noticed something interesting with this. What could cast a shadow on a supernova?
07:23
My only thought would be a black hole (edited)
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 25-Jul-21 07:24 AM
The coin, given she was standing in front of it, or yeah, a black hole
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Beardmosexual 25-Jul-21 07:24 AM
Now, the only player who has the ability to incinerate entire teams was called a "failed sun" last night.
07:25
And given that players become legends when they reach "critical mass", it kinda implies that Parker may be a black hole.
07:25
Now that he's essentially released, this could be an ominous warning.
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 25-Jul-21 07:25 AM
Yeah that makes sense
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Beardmosexual 25-Jul-21 07:27 AM
I mean, the supernova immediately followed his release, and there was a literal black hole behind Coin and in front of the supernova last night.
07:27
I'll try and get a pic from the archive. give me a bit.
07:31
While I wait on the archive to get to that point. This all ties into Season E. Specifically "A snap election"
07:32
At this point, we're heading toward an echo of Season E. although the Tigers would be immune, which would be interesting to observe.
07:35
But given that most teams will probably be going for no roaming, if he's unable to roam to any team, but also HAS to roam based on his abilities... what would happen if he roamed to another universe? Essentially ascending...
07:35
Wouldn't that make the entire universe unstable?
07:40
Here we are.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jul-21 07:41 AM
and here we have the coin. what shape does this fit in...? thats right, the square hole
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Beardmosexual 25-Jul-21 07:41 AM
specifically from 3:59 last night (UK time)
07:42
oh weird, it cut coin out of my screencap
07:43
here's a better one.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jul-21 07:44 AM
I think it switches between square hole, supernova, and some weird atom looking thing every time you switch pages and come back
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Beardmosexual 25-Jul-21 07:44 AM
not early on. that's new.
07:44
when the game just ended, we got "please wait", then everyone got coin in front of supernova.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jul-21 07:45 AM
can't get a good screencap of the atom bc im on mobile and my screen is too small
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Beardmosexual 25-Jul-21 07:45 AM
then another please wait, followed by this.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jul-21 07:45 AM
let me get out of bed for this
07:45
yeahhh
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Beardmosexual 25-Jul-21 07:46 AM
So if we have a massive supernova, followed by a black hole, followed by what looks to be atomic fusion of sorts... this could be a sign pointing toward a universal collapse and rebirth like the big bang.
07:47
right now they're changing at random because they could be in superposition
07:47
beccause the results have not been observed
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 25-Jul-21 07:48 AM
nope; i know that when the game ended and we got the please wait, some people got coin + supernova, some people got black hole, and some people, myself included, got the "weird atom looking thing". for me, the weird atom looking thing then was replaced by the nova when i refreshed.
07:48
oh there was more messages since that one
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 25-Jul-21 07:48 AM
square black hole makes sense from an astrophysical standpoint; outer shells of sun(sun) expanding and getting cast off, leaving behind an ultradense core
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Beardmosexual 25-Jul-21 07:48 AM
so that leans more toward quantum mechanics and a superposition.
07:50
this is all happening hours before we get to observe election results. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Observer_effect_(physics)
In physics, the observer effect is the disturbance of an observed system by the act of observation. This is often the result of instruments that, by necessity, alter the state of what they measure in some manner. A common example is checking the pressure in an automobile tire; this is difficult to do without letting out some of the air, thus ch...
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚
I think it switches between square hole, supernova, and some weird atom looking thing every time you switch pages and come back
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jul-21 07:52 AM
here's that, uh, other thing
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 25-Jul-21 07:52 AM
OH
07:53
maybe it's a neutron star?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jul-21 07:53 AM
oooooh yeah maybe
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Beardmosexual
this is all happening hours before we get to observe election results. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Observer_effect_(physics)
💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jul-21 07:54 AM
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 25-Jul-21 07:54 AM
next thing we know, we're going to be getting fast radio bursts or something /j
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 25-Jul-21 07:55 AM
would it be FK to post the source image of the atom without the coin blocking it?
07:55
cause i got it from site code
07:56
only like 5 seconds of grabbing, but still, site code
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jul-21 07:56 AM
given that the other icons seem to be maincord emojis i dont see why not
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 25-Jul-21 07:56 AM
okie
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jul-21 07:56 AM
and like, it probably will be a maincord emoji next week
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 25-Jul-21 07:56 AM
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 25-Jul-21 07:56 AM
oooooo pretty
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 25-Jul-21 07:57 AM
so first off, 4 electrons if we're parsing it as an atom
07:57
the element that starts with B that I can't spell (edited)
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boron
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 25-Jul-21 07:57 AM
no that's 5
07:57
beryllium i think? (edited)
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oh
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 25-Jul-21 07:57 AM
OH
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yeah ur right
07:57
i’m dummy
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jul-21 07:57 AM
it's probably not an atom i am just not at all well-versed in astronomy and dont know what it could actually be
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 25-Jul-21 07:58 AM
...neutron star gravitational waves?
07:58
but then what are the "electrons" on it
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 25-Jul-21 07:58 AM
slides neutron star forward
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jul-21 07:58 AM
yea
07:58
prolly that
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Beardmosexual 25-Jul-21 07:58 AM
well technically it would be beryllium squared.
07:58
beryllium(beryllium)
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 25-Jul-21 07:58 AM
think the fact that it's supernova with black hole and (???), and black holes and neutron stars are the two results of supernovae
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 25-Jul-21 07:58 AM
Be(Be)
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 25-Jul-21 07:58 AM
it's fair to assume the neutron star theory
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jul-21 07:58 AM
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Beardmosexual 25-Jul-21 07:59 AM
hmmmmm, so if it's a superposition of the two based on SOME observation...
08:00
then if we ALL block roaming, he would need to go somewhere outside our universe... black hole.
08:00
or if not, he could become a neutron star
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jul-21 08:00 AM
so uh, bets on only weather being supernova? which is like polarity but shifts between black hole(blackhole) and neutron(neutron)?
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 25-Jul-21 08:00 AM
i really don't think the "we all block roaming" thing is going to be significant
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 25-Jul-21 08:00 AM
if we make it spin, we'll get a pulsar /j
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 25-Jul-21 08:00 AM
especially because the tigers aren't going for roamless, right?
08:01
and I thought I heard a couple teams were going for containment
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭
if we make it spin, we'll get a pulsar /j
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jul-21 08:01 AM
....put rat in the neutron star to teach it spinning
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jul-21 08:01 AM
tigers don't need roamless and are probably going avoidance, shoe thieves are going containment for bon voyage reasons
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 25-Jul-21 08:01 AM
so that's two then
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Beardmosexual 25-Jul-21 08:01 AM
hmmm
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jul-21 08:03 AM
fridays and lift are both saying vote with your heart but not avoidance
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it still works as long as all the teams that aren’t going roamless go for containment
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 25-Jul-21 08:04 AM
no it doesn't, not for certain
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jul-21 08:04 AM
containment team gets incinerated, their replacement wont have containment
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oh true
08:04
riv us then
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 25-Jul-21 08:04 AM
well if it's shoe thieves
08:04
they're in mild
08:05
and tigers instability doesn't matter
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 25-Jul-21 08:14 AM
neutronstar(neutronstar) makes a very striking lock screen wallpaper :3c
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Beardmosexual 25-Jul-21 09:01 AM
Has anyone else noticed that Parker has super roaming twice?
09:02
oh, it's the base
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 25-Jul-21 09:03 AM
Has the instability always chained to the other team in that game?
09:04
Separate thought but I’m excited for a gamma ray burst(gamma ray burst) (edited)
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Beardmosexual 25-Jul-21 09:04 AM
I thnk Parker's instability is a bit different than a normal instability, as it seems to effect teams, not players. Although that could just be the circumstance of his moving to the vault.
09:05
the worst case scenario with Parker is for him to ascend somehow.
09:06
That would effectively destabilise the entire universe
09:07
No doubt, if that happened a new god probably named something like the Ümpire would rear their head to cause more nonsense.
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 25-Jul-21 09:09 AM
We haven’t seen namerifeht at all
09:09
Or the Baristas
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Beardmosexual 25-Jul-21 09:10 AM
something else that kinda fits into my "great destabiling/reset/Season E(Season E)" theory is the name of our new Era. "The Expansion Era"
09:10
There has never been a greater expansion than the Big Bang.
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 25-Jul-21 09:10 AM
Maybe that’s how we reset
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Beardmosexual 25-Jul-21 09:10 AM
maybe the Grand Slam(Grand Slam)
09:11
Big Bang/Grand Slam.
09:11
pretty similar if you ask me.
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 25-Jul-21 09:11 AM
We had an unslam, guess we need a slam to balance
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Beardmosexual 25-Jul-21 09:12 AM
well if the Big Bang is actually the Grand Slam in universe, we would have The Grand Slam, the Grand Unslam, then the Grand Slam(Grand Slam). (edited)
09:13
the first two cancel each other out, leaving a void necessitating a new Grand Slam
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jul-21 09:13 AM
whats Big Bank have to do with this? high interest loans?
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Beardmosexual 25-Jul-21 09:13 AM
I have no idea what you mean tacosmirk
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If there's a big bang then we're going to have a lot of Inflation puns
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georgia 🌱 25-Jul-21 09:21 AM
One library-adjacent thing I wanna point out quickly that I don’t think has been mentioned - when lootcrates dipped they said they retreated to Safety, which normally means Blaseball 0 (the desert)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jul-21 09:21 AM
i thought safety was usually blaseball 2?
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georgia 🌱 25-Jul-21 09:22 AM
Ugh maybe I don’t remember. One of them
09:23
I was connecting safety to the root books and [tumbleweed sounds] but there’s probably something interesting in them coming from the gate too
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Beardmosexual 25-Jul-21 09:23 AM
oh no... that's it.
09:23
Teams can make it to blaseball 0 and 2.
09:23
effectively being in an alternate universe
09:24
...now what happens when Parker roams to their team when they're there?
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Camaclue (🦇) 25-Jul-21 09:24 AM
we should take blaseball and push it to blaseball 0
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Beardmosexual 25-Jul-21 09:24 AM
he's leaving Blaseball
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Camaclue (🦇) 25-Jul-21 09:25 AM
then blaseball gets toasty'd
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Beardmosexual 25-Jul-21 09:25 AM
this would theoretically trigger what I'm theorizing.
09:25
Parker is terrifying.
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🌮Kid Kudi💚 25-Jul-21 09:27 AM
Poor Parker. They never asked for this
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Beardmosexual 25-Jul-21 09:28 AM
I mean, it makes sense doesn't it? It's logically sound, and theoretically possible, right?
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 25-Jul-21 09:39 AM
if this was the expansion era, could the next one be contraction?
09:39
big bang ---> big crunch cronch? (edited)
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Beardmosexual 25-Jul-21 09:40 AM
Didn't the Grans Unslam bring the Shelled one?
09:41
So the Big Cronch could have already happened.
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 25-Jul-21 09:41 AM
tacothink
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Beardmosexual 25-Jul-21 09:48 AM
or there's always the Black Hole(Black Hole). What better to compress all existence into a singularity?
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 25-Jul-21 11:36 AM
hey so im realizing. "the fireman" was actually namerifeht's real proper name this whole time
11:36
because they type everything backwards
11:36
or upside down whatever
11:36
no it is backwards ok
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Laz (they/them) 25-Jul-21 11:40 AM
11:41
Two new Feed events on Glabe Moon
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It says they were artificially forged, so we know what one of those says
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jul-21 11:50 AM
i think the fireman is x-axis negative
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11:50
y-axis negative flips soulscreams upsidedown
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 25-Jul-21 11:50 AM
i'm honestly really glad that we didn't get vault swap. it could've taken rat....
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳
i think the fireman is x-axis negative
jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 25-Jul-21 11:51 AM
so... namerifeht pog, coin cringe?
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11:51
OH WAIT THAT'S BACKWARDS
11:51
negative x is on the right for some reason
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 25-Jul-21 11:56 AM
yeah chart flipped
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Camaclue (🦇) 25-Jul-21 12:40 PM
wait wasn't there a blessing that affected adensity
12:40
no uh
12:40
the other
12:40
gift
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 25-Jul-21 12:40 PM
It was a gift shop
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Camaclue (🦇) 25-Jul-21 12:40 PM
what it do
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 25-Jul-21 12:51 PM
oh right there's no slowmode in here
12:51
aDensity makes you go Up
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Laz (they/them) 25-Jul-21 12:55 PM
12:55
Rosales Darkness was "Collected"
12:55
12:56
I think the missing teams are trapped in Time somewhere
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡
aDensity makes you go Up
Camaclue (🦇) 25-Jul-21 12:57 PM
so it's backwards edensity?
12:57
wait
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 25-Jul-21 12:57 PM
Inverted
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Camaclue (🦇) 25-Jul-21 12:57 PM
ae
12:57
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12:57
it's literally just edensity rotated 180 degrees
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Equitum 🌮💚 25-Jul-21 01:00 PM
someone also pointed out a while ago that the “a-“ prefix can mean “not” so TGB again hitting on multiple levels
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Beardmosexual
Didn't the Grans Unslam bring the Shelled one?
🌮Blenjamin Rees🌮 25-Jul-21 03:30 PM
The Shelled One was around before the Grand Unslam, Day 2 Season 3 after 'Peanut Fraud'.
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jul-21 07:55 PM
havent checked this book in a while
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ineveryending 25-Jul-21 07:57 PM
the day 58 entry just got revealed. i'm going to guess that day 181 is similar, though i haven't looked at any library fk breakdowns in a bit
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SubtractionSoup 25-Jul-21 08:09 PM
From character counts, yeah, it's another 0 coins from Parker MacMillan doing something else
20:11
My guess is "hitting a pentaslam home run!"
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jul-21 08:15 PM
oh right because five bases were placed
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i always love season headers, i think they're amazing
22:08
pun extravaganzas
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 25-Jul-21 10:11 PM
:-)
22:11
to zero inventory :-)
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 25-Jul-21 10:33 PM
tacopensive
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Laz (they/them) 25-Jul-21 10:36 PM
Sports usage
In professional sports, a fire sale occurs when a team trades many of its veteran players, especially expensive star players, to other teams for less expensive and usually younger players. Teams usually have a fire sale for financial reasons.
22:36
uh oh~
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 25-Jul-21 10:36 PM
OH OKAY
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Hazel 🐸👽 (they/it) 25-Jul-21 10:39 PM
OH NO
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 25-Jul-21 10:39 PM
hahahaha Fear
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SubtractionSoup 25-Jul-21 11:10 PM
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we should probably unredact "A Walk", it will have basically all the team replacements in it
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KarpskryparN 26-Jul-21 11:34 AM
can I see the Paws shadows?
11:35
wait this is the wrong fk channel
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 26-Jul-21 01:31 PM
Is there a list of all teams ever
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔)
Is there a list of all teams ever
SubtractionSoup 26-Jul-21 02:07 PM
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 26-Jul-21 02:09 PM
A hero
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 26-Jul-21 02:37 PM
It took some struggling but I figured out how to add slogans https://tiny.sibr.dev/_f92CRS4LA I sent this to my friend after he quite enjoyed "the Kansas city breath mints"
14:37
And now he wants in
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quincognito 💚 26-Jul-21 02:51 PM
welcome the Lisbon Lynx, home of Elvis Houndlog and Pearl Mayonnaise
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 26-Jul-21 02:53 PM
i presume this is supposed to be a pun of chain links / big cat lynx
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Malnormalulo (it/its) 26-Jul-21 02:53 PM
wait where'd we find the lynx?
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 26-Jul-21 02:53 PM
there's an endangered species of lynx that are in bits of Iberia (the Iberian Lynx, appropriately enough)
14:54
The Iberian lynx (Lynx pardinus) is a wild cat species endemic to the Iberian Peninsula in southwestern Europe. It is listed as Endangered on the IUCN Red List. In the 20th century, the Iberian lynx population had declined because of overhunting, poaching, fragmentation of suitable habitats, and the population decline of its main prey species, t...
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Malnormalulo (it/its)
wait where'd we find the lynx?
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 26-Jul-21 02:54 PM
They're in the Library, PreHistory 2, First Day 2
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 26-Jul-21 02:54 PM
and Lisbon is the capital(?) of portugal (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker
They're in the Library, PreHistory 2, First Day 2
Malnormalulo (it/its) 26-Jul-21 02:55 PM
ahh thank you. I no longer have the problem of missing lynx
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 26-Jul-21 02:55 PM
I walked right into that one
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Malnormalulo (it/its) 26-Jul-21 02:56 PM
(it was a totally sincere question but I also immediately decided whoever answered was going to get punned at)
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quincognito 💚
welcome the Lisbon Lynx, home of Elvis Houndlog and Pearl Mayonnaise
🌮Kid Kudi💚 26-Jul-21 02:56 PM
Also Hen Barker
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Carl-bot BOT 26-Jul-21 02:56 PM
woof
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fractal Starlight [it/its]
i presume this is supposed to be a pun of chain links / big cat lynx
quincognito 💚 26-Jul-21 02:56 PM
yep
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 26-Jul-21 02:57 PM
lynxes are very good animals
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 26-Jul-21 02:57 PM
Zap Melo's ritual is recharging
14:57
today on "look we don't want to use nominative determinism but c'mon"
14:59
also, cactus quartz is a real thing
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Laz (they/them) 26-Jul-21 02:59 PM
Badger Biscuit
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yo i just had a thought
17:58
something in prehistory ii caused the book to be closed
17:58
because we had to open it in season 1
17:58
anyways, carry on
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Hazel 🐸👽 (they/it) 26-Jul-21 06:03 PM
we have got to find a way to close it (edited)
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 26-Jul-21 06:12 PM
we voted to close it in S11
18:12
didn't do much
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 26-Jul-21 06:15 PM
Yeah, that's what got us stadiums, lol
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jul-21 06:45 PM
well, we thought we were voting to close it, but we actually voted for the book to close... in on some prime real estate!
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Camaclue (🦇) 26-Jul-21 06:59 PM
tacothink
18:59
it just occurred to me
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19:00
the book is most likely benign
19:00
it was the gods, specifically the shelled one, that rolled up on us and said "yo we said no toucho el booko bro"
19:01
...and the Coin used us to expand on the book and set us up to be the fall guys
19:01
among us
19:01
also ever noticed how the reset vote was only 94%?
19:02
it feels almost as if one person didn't pick it
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 26-Jul-21 07:03 PM
18 out of 19 is 94%,,,,
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SubtractionSoup 26-Jul-21 08:11 PM
LONDON FROGS
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 26-Jul-21 08:12 PM
[FROGHORN SOUND]
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Hazel 🐸👽 (they/it) 26-Jul-21 08:13 PM
the british team
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 26-Jul-21 08:13 PM
another british team
20:13
and they arent dead.....
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Hazel 🐸👽 (they/it) 26-Jul-21 08:13 PM
another?? whos the other one
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 26-Jul-21 08:13 PM
oxford paws
20:14
it COULD be not-england oxford but i think most people are latching onto them as england
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 26-Jul-21 08:14 PM
it's official, I would die for Buddy Capybara
same 4
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SubtractionSoup 26-Jul-21 08:18 PM
Frog Shadows. Yes, they have a player named Sapphic Chill.
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 26-Jul-21 08:18 PM
grant clemency is such a good name
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quincognito 💚 26-Jul-21 08:19 PM
absolutely dead at Sapphic Chill
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 26-Jul-21 08:26 PM
oh god i didnt realize if this was an incin team or a pre history team
20:26
yall scared me half to death
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 26-Jul-21 08:27 PM
how do we bring the frogs back i need to tripleteam right now
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 26-Jul-21 08:27 PM
well we incin a squidish team
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 26-Jul-21 08:29 PM
they arent dead tacopensive
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gaybritishcow 26-Jul-21 08:35 PM
can i just say, how funny it is that an english team is the frogs
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georgia 🌱 26-Jul-21 08:36 PM
Sapphic chill…. tacocatpleadhearts
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georgia 🌱
Sapphic chill…. tacocatpleadhearts
quincognito 💚 26-Jul-21 08:41 PM
-- what 90% of blaseball fans do not have when discovering there is a player named "Sapphic Chill"
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Jul-21 08:52 PM
FROGS?!
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 26-Jul-21 08:56 PM
Lol, well, there goes frog
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Beardmosexual 27-Jul-21 09:06 AM
Kind of a shame the Frogs weren't in Paris.
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 27-Jul-21 01:38 PM
43 away from next unredaction in the first day 2e
13:38
oh actually
13:39
the one between the moist talkers and the magic in that book is closer, at 37
13:40
i suppose, with the expansion era wrapping up, we'll be seeing a library section dedicated to it soon
13:40
will they include the coffee cup, too? tacothink
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 27-Jul-21 05:15 PM
okay i know there's a lot of other stuff going on, but it looks like the two closest entries in first day 2e both have 27 herring left until unredaction!
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 27-Jul-21 05:16 PM
it's all slowed way down since navigation opened
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 27-Jul-21 05:24 PM
lol, yeah
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Beardmosexual
Kind of a shame the Frogs weren't in Paris.
hashu/tornait 27-Jul-21 06:07 PM
or in Louisiana. I would feel so bad if a Louisiana team ends up existing, but only as a brand new team to replace an incinerated one
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or in Louisiana. I would feel so bad if a Louisiana team ends up existing, but only as a brand new team to replace an incinerated one
jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 27-Jul-21 06:21 PM
i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there's a louisiana lobsters in the hall... (edited)
18:21
WAIT NO
18:21
louisville my bad
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hashu/tornait 27-Jul-21 06:21 PM
WAIT THERE IS A LOUISIANA TEAM—
18:21
oh
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 27-Jul-21 06:22 PM
sorry about that
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hashu/tornait 27-Jul-21 06:22 PM
i was about to be so inexplicably hyped
18:22
that's okay, gonna rebottle my hype
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 27-Jul-21 11:51 PM
looks like we got a couple unredactions! they're teams we know already (new hampshire eggplants, wyoming dolphins)
23:54
the herring reveal tracker also shows that these two entries got unredacted (cote loveless' batting average in Season A, and the third entry under "Profit Sharing" in An Exile)
23:56
it's not really huge news, what with the events occurring since earlsiesta, but i like checking in on it occasionally
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New Hampshire Eggplants?
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 28-Jul-21 04:08 AM
yup! theyre alive AND have an evo with mod included interestingly enough 👁
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How do you...become more like Eggplant?
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 28-Jul-21 04:10 AM
🤷 become a part of the nightshade family? thats the one we think is their evo mod anyways
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Huh...the devs really thought it out
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 28-Jul-21 05:17 AM
nearing the end of another book!
05:18
although it's the least of our worries right now lol
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Camaclue (🦇) 28-Jul-21 09:34 AM
man imagine if we're in the middle of this whole baloney sandwich and TGB casually drops a prehistory 2 book with the only unredaction being "Lamestink Badname was beaned by Parker MacMillan II"
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man imagine if we're in the middle of this whole baloney sandwich and TGB casually drops a prehistory 2 book with the only unredaction being "Lamestink Badname was beaned by Parker MacMillan II"
🌮Blenjamin Rees🌮 28-Jul-21 09:40 AM
Isn't Lamestink Badname in our shadows?
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Camaclue (🦇) 28-Jul-21 09:42 AM
no that's Badname Stink
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 28-Jul-21 10:04 AM
There's another redacted line at the start of PH2
10:04
Guess there weren't 29 teams after all they just forgot one
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Brock 🌮 NaN Odyssey 28-Jul-21 10:08 AM
Or wanted one to not have a chance to reveal til later (now)
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Laz (they/them) 28-Jul-21 10:10 AM
10:10
NEW TEAM POPPED IN ABOVE THE FLOWERS GOGOGO
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 28-Jul-21 10:11 AM
Baltimore crabs 3
10:11
Or..... A black hole team?
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 28-Jul-21 10:11 AM
this is the team that replaced the clabs right
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Laz (they/them) 28-Jul-21 10:14 AM
Yep, 7/8
10:15
I thought it might be the Georgias but it's not in their Feed
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 28-Jul-21 10:21 AM
geoegias 2
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Laz (they/them) 28-Jul-21 10:22 AM
Georgia Atlantes (edited)
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portland otters
11:08
wait
11:08
wrong link sdkjfsdh
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 28-Jul-21 11:08 AM
Omg otters
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 28-Jul-21 11:09 AM
THERES A BATSON
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 28-Jul-21 11:09 AM
I was just about to point that out too! Aaaaa
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 28-Jul-21 11:10 AM
arent ratson and otten like. rivals or something. if this is true then a batson on the otters is so funny to me
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BATSON SEQUEL
11:11
also i love how there's an Oregon Psychics
11:11
as well as a Portland Otters
11:11
i mean i know portland isn't only in oregon but it's funny
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 28-Jul-21 11:12 AM
Portland Maine is also a thing
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yeah exactly
11:13
it could be Portland Kansas for all i know
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quincognito 💚 28-Jul-21 11:19 AM
portland otters i would definitely lean by default to being portland maine
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🔱🌺🐢bluey (they/them)🐢🌺🔱⚡ 28-Jul-21 12:01 PM
PORTLAND OTTERS
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 28-Jul-21 12:01 PM
Under championship
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 28-Jul-21 05:48 PM
is more of rule 7.b. unredacted than before?
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SubtractionSoup 28-Jul-21 06:05 PM
New bonus herring: Uncle Plasma II senses a Deep Darkness...
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔)
is more of rule 7.b. unredacted than before?
Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 28-Jul-21 06:08 PM
not that i can tell
18:09
wait
18:09
page 1 or 2
18:09
ok nevermind neither have changed from what i can tell
18:09
according to before anyway
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SubtractionSoup 28-Jul-21 06:10 PM
Yeah, nothing in that section has changed in a long time
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 28-Jul-21 06:37 PM
there's still a lot going on right now, but the new entry that was added to 1st Day, 2e is over halfway to unredaction!
18:38
uncle plasma ii has a free herring for S24D57 as well
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 28-Jul-21 08:49 PM
well, i guess that herring was newsworthy :3 /lh
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 28-Jul-21 08:58 PM
well if people spend their herring guess this'll speed things up a lil
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 28-Jul-21 09:09 PM
Lol, yeah, that one's now at 922
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 28-Jul-21 09:11 PM
love to see this
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quincognito 💚 28-Jul-21 09:14 PM
i am concerned this will bring herring spend completely to a halt
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Laz (they/them) 28-Jul-21 09:16 PM
I mean Given the only way to GET new Slots is via Herring a lotta new people gonna start gettin Herring now
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quincognito 💚 28-Jul-21 09:16 PM
assuming that there's a lot of people who didn't get the ones previously, at least
21:17
i am deeply regretting going through and getting all but one of mine earlier 😅
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 28-Jul-21 09:17 PM
@Laz (they/them) which are some good books to recommend folks spend herrings on, so we can direct this a bit better?
21:17
I'm writing up a post, so I'm delegating the research /lh (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 28-Jul-21 09:20 PM
uhhh the last team in Pre-History II: The First Day, 2nd Edition
21:20
um
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robin (she/they/fey/tay) 28-Jul-21 09:20 PM
yeah we super close
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Laz (they/them) 28-Jul-21 09:20 PM
start going down A Walk, ideally from bottom up
21:20
so we can hit the Mallorca Whales' replacement
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 28-Jul-21 09:21 PM
Cool. I kinda lost track of what's good with everything else going on
21:28
THEY HAVE A PLAYER
21:28
NAMED PHIL SWIFT
21:28
WHAT WORLD DO WE LIVE IN
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 28-Jul-21 09:29 PM
Beijing bikes
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 28-Jul-21 09:29 PM
PHIL SWIFT??????????????
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 28-Jul-21 09:30 PM
e 43 is when they joined pre history 1
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quincognito 💚 28-Jul-21 09:30 PM
Noah Payment is the official player of the post-AYCE economy
tacolol 3
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 28-Jul-21 09:30 PM
what team does that line up with, crabs?
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 28-Jul-21 09:30 PM
so THEY replaced the blue crabs
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 28-Jul-21 09:30 PM
yeah
21:31
no
21:31
their feed messages have different herring counts
21:31
21:31
21:31
they dont share a feed message
21:32
wait
21:32
i have filters on
21:32
ignore me
21:32
21:33
ok yes
21:33
they do share a feed thing
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KarpskryparN 28-Jul-21 09:35 PM
The bikes have another of my names!
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quincognito 💚
assuming that there's a lot of people who didn't get the ones previously, at least
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 28-Jul-21 09:45 PM
if 1000 people get 4 herring that's pretty pog
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Laz (they/them) 28-Jul-21 09:54 PM
GO UPSCALE THE PORTLAND OTTERS' MISSING ONE
21:55
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THEN THAT'S EVERY TEAM IN THE BOOK
21:55
(that we know about)
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 29-Jul-21 06:15 AM
ayce got eaten and i had to spend all 82 of my fish just to get another slot sadparty
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 29-Jul-21 06:31 AM
if we want to be playing hangman with coin's real name, using scattered letters, we've got eight spaces and an A, G, and N
06:32
i'm tentatively guessing: | | G A N | | | (edited)
06:38
oh fmee6ing i just noticed that she's cracking
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 29-Jul-21 07:35 AM
ah, we're simply erasing letters, no puzzle here tacopensive
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 29-Jul-21 07:49 AM
yeah i think the 8 scattered message reader sent was just sunbeams
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ya gal, al💙 29-Jul-21 09:57 AM
is there a list of free herring or is it still best to do special/hot and check LF and UP feeds?
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Jesam ♆ 💚💜 29-Jul-21 09:59 AM
special/top on the home page will get you all of them with minimal scrolling, that's still probably the easiest way to get them all
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ya gal, al💙 29-Jul-21 10:00 AM
cool, thanks!
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 29-Jul-21 10:00 AM
so uh the last team
10:00
the green hill hedgehogs
10:01
upnut 4
10:01
have a pitcher named knuckles
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 29-Jul-21 10:01 AM
SONIC! they also have a miles (tails' real name), and a tails and robotnivic in their shadows
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 29-Jul-21 10:01 AM
god what a last team
10:01
tgb you glorious bastards
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ya gal, al💙 29-Jul-21 10:03 AM
GOD
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LCS (She/Her) 🏋 29-Jul-21 10:04 AM
AND speed cimino
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quincognito 💚 29-Jul-21 10:19 AM
🚨 IMPORTANT ALERT 🚨 IMPORTANT ALERT 🚨 Patty Melton has been returned to the database! tacoparty
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🌮Talow🌮 29-Jul-21 10:20 AM
OH WOW.
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quincognito 💚 29-Jul-21 10:21 AM
literally more excited about that than any other part of this event
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.@ feather 💙 29-Jul-21 10:24 AM
explain?
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 29-Jul-21 10:27 AM
Patty Melton was a player for the Dallas Cows, but was removed from the database at some point for some reason.
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.@ feather 💙 29-Jul-21 10:27 AM
oh HUH
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 29-Jul-21 10:27 AM
It's funny because Patty Melton, Patty Melt, Cows, Steaks, etc.
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quincognito 💚 29-Jul-21 10:28 AM
Patty Melton being on the Cows was my favorite pun joke of all the pun joke names on the library teams
10:28
and after a few days they vanished without warning
10:28
BUT NOW THEY'RE BACK BABY
10:29
i had literally been doing a running bit about how all this endseason stuff was great but they still hadn't given patty melton back AND THEN THEY DID
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Laz (they/them) 29-Jul-21 12:25 PM
library fk, our Teams work is finally finished 😌 (edited)
12:25
Thank you all for being so enthusiastic and cool
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 29-Jul-21 12:31 PM
Wooooo!
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quincognito 💚 29-Jul-21 01:23 PM
given that we otherwise would've gotten a massive reveal drop at LS here i'm impressed that we managed to unredact all but one of the teams beforehand
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 29-Jul-21 01:46 PM
so so glad we got through so much lore before today, I don't think I could have handled the plot AND the lore at the same time
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 29-Jul-21 01:47 PM
Yeah, definitely agree.
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Camaclue (🦇) 29-Jul-21 03:36 PM
imagine if we hadn't voted for library
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Meaning (grember) 29-Jul-21 05:40 PM
Well that explains the odd number of teams huh
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 29-Jul-21 05:45 PM
(actually the odd number of library teams was a mistake, the beijing bicycles were left out (either on accident or deliberately, idk) until earlier this week)
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 29-Jul-21 05:59 PM
i mean, it coulda been a mistake, it almost definitely has lore implications now thou
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 30-Jul-21 10:32 AM
i THINK this goes in this channel but
10:32
with the death of the coin all the mentions of "coins" in the glossary have been redacted
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Centritide🌮💜 30-Jul-21 10:34 AM
does inspect element show those redactions as "coin" or are they just "||||"
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 30-Jul-21 10:37 AM
i mean it shows like any redaction
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 30-Jul-21 10:39 AM
yeah coins were erased from existence or something
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 30-Jul-21 11:21 AM
YO
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Ah, so Scattering and Melting is 4Dimentional
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Camaclue (🦇) 30-Jul-21 12:35 PM
guess we gotta rebuild the concept of currency
12:35
sans god
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 30-Jul-21 07:19 PM
hi library fk. i saw in the newsroom about the deceased teams being revived for a bit (or something) and i gotta ask. f. frogs real?? tacoplead
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 30-Jul-21 07:19 PM
frogs real briefly but they may have been permanently nullified by the black hole(black hole)
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 30-Jul-21 07:20 PM
negativeman
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georgia 🌱 30-Jul-21 07:20 PM
I don’t think the frogs were ever deceased so they never returned tacopensive
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 30-Jul-21 07:24 PM
frogs were never dead, yeah
19:24
they're still, uh, somewhere
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 30-Jul-21 07:36 PM
frogs real... in our hearts
19:36
thanks yall <33
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Laz (they/them) 30-Jul-21 07:39 PM
Frogs are still in the Library y'all
19:39
🌟 Alaskan Immortals ☄️ Antarctic Fireballs 🦀 (Old) Baltimore Crabs 🖼️ Canada Artists 💎 Carolina Queens 🐄 Dallas Cows 🏗️ Laredo Excavators 🦞 Louisville Lobsters 🐋 Mallorca Whales 🐿️ Maryland Squirrels 🚚 Minneapolis Truckers 🐗 Kola Boar 💔 Oklahoma Heartthrobs 🧠 Oregon Psychics 🧂 San Diego Saltines 🦔 Green Hill Hedgehogs 🚲 Beijing Bicycles 🐧 Boulders Bay Birds 🦬 Busan Bison 🐨 Canberra Drop Bears 🐕 Downward Dogs 🦏 Florence Rhinoceroses 🦙 La Paz Llamas ⛓️ Lisbon Lynx 🐸 London Frogs 🍆 New Hampshire Eggplants 🐘 Phoenix Trunks 🦦 Portland Otters 🦜 São Paolo Parrots 🐬 Wyoming Dolphins 🐾 Oxford Paws
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also I'm leaving these here for posterity bc I want the dead teams BACK
19:40
Only the Fireballs, Whales, Queens, and Immortals were allowed to stay! EVEN THE PAWS GOT NULL TEAMED 😡
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 30-Jul-21 08:13 PM
might be worth a pin? ill let someone more in tune with the situation decide if it should be pinned for sure (unless youd like it pinned laz) cause im more than a little outta the loop this week
Cliff, Perpetual Lurker pinned a message to this channel. 30-Jul-21 08:14 PM
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Laz (they/them) 30-Jul-21 08:51 PM
ty cliff
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Faited 💜 31-Jul-21 03:29 AM
Oh so we do know the 4 teams that, if any, would get patched in
03:31
That's not bad choices honestly.
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Whales were the ones who gave the shield to Parker
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Laz (they/them) 31-Jul-21 05:14 AM
Fireballs deserve it, literally TWO people were piloting them into the Vault
05:14
if not for them, SIBR might not have figured out the eDensity/Black Hole(Black Hole) stuff on the Map
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 31-Jul-21 05:22 AM
i think the boars should make it just for boar guy
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Laz (they/them) 31-Jul-21 05:24 AM
that was some brilliant strategy "I'm not breaking the TOS if I only have one account I throw away and make a new one"
05:25
we got an even 30 Teams if they add: -Queens -Immortals -Fireballs -Whales -Paws (pls bring them back they're our friends) -Winner of a presumed Exhibition Tournament I want to happen where the remaining teams fight to be recognized
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SubtractionSoup 31-Jul-21 05:29 AM
The Paws deserve to come back
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 31-Jul-21 05:35 AM
i like the paws
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Laz (they/them) 31-Jul-21 05:35 AM
I specifically want the Queens to come back bc Lenny Marijuana sacrificed himself to save the Queens and that should be recognized tacopleadhearts
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Laz (they/them)
I specifically want the Queens to come back bc Lenny Marijuana sacrificed himself to save the Queens and that should be recognized tacopleadhearts
🌮Talow🌮 31-Jul-21 05:39 AM
Wait what? when did this happen? like, what's the story here?
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Laz (they/them) 31-Jul-21 05:41 AM
I believe I got it from Lenny's RPer, but yeah, Lenny got yanked by the Queen's (Fridays') Thieves Guild from the Garages, then Voicemailed in, and very shortly after he got incinerated
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🌮Talow🌮 31-Jul-21 05:42 AM
Oh wow.
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Laz (they/them) 31-Jul-21 05:51 AM
sim tells good stories sometimes :)
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Faited 💜 31-Jul-21 12:53 PM
Oh
12:53
We should tell our story
12:54
The Squirrels had an epic story kinda like that
12:54
But like more dramatic
12:54
There was an entire 24 hour cycle where we were convinced that we were going to die
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Before our last 2 teammates finally got online and steered us to back to the Hall
12:55
I mean we did end up dying obviously (edited)
12:55
But it was so amazing in the moment
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Definitely top 5 Blaseball moments (edited)
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Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞
i like the paws
quincognito 💚 31-Jul-21 03:10 PM
me when the paws appeared: oh, that's a cute pun i guess. i wonder how many teams they had to generate like this for incinerations. me after driving with the paws in the desert bus of wrath: if anything ever happens to the paws i will delete blaseball and then myself
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Camaclue (🦇) 31-Jul-21 03:10 PM
get to deleting
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quincognito 💚
me when the paws appeared: oh, that's a cute pun i guess. i wonder how many teams they had to generate like this for incinerations. me after driving with the paws in the desert bus of wrath: if anything ever happens to the paws i will delete blaseball and then myself
Lizzyatt Mason (she/they)👟🌮🎤🔱🌞 31-Jul-21 03:12 PM
well lucky for you blaseball and the tacos did get deleted so /j
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 01-Aug-21 08:54 PM
I wish there was a way to get fish during the siesta :( I'd love to.still mess around with the library even if the games aren't going
20:54
I understand why though. Big snooze time
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 01-Aug-21 08:54 PM
Yeah, I'm super glad there isn't but man do I wish there was
20:55
Even though we've already got most if not all the really interesting stuff revealed
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 01-Aug-21 08:56 PM
I can't imagine there are any more BIG REVEALS left in the library but it would be nice to pick at just for completions sake
20:56
But also who knows there might be something wild in there we haven't seen
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 01-Aug-21 08:58 PM
there's still pretty much all of prehistory ii, if only they'd give us more books tacolook
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 01-Aug-21 09:00 PM
I mean, in the other books yes ofc there are XD but in what we have I think weve got most of the good stuff
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 01-Aug-21 09:03 PM
yeah true... i wonder if the season stats and standings would help us to sorta connect some dots with the storyline. like, we already know that parker was named mvp multiple times, but his performance in season 24 felt kinda terrible tbh... so having those stats might help to confirm if he was mvp solely because Economy
21:04
however i'm not really interested in stats normally so it's super irrelevant to me as well tacopensive
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 01-Aug-21 09:50 PM
I want to see the rest of A Rivalry
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 01-Aug-21 10:20 PM
oooof yeah
22:21
....when did the entry about megan ito's arm cannon breaking get unredacted? i don't remember that
22:21
but wow. that would explain the item stealing
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🌮Juliamon 🐌🧡 01-Aug-21 10:49 PM
I think it was during the mass fishening
22:50
once AYCE was gone
22:50
July 29 according to enbyss, so yeah the AYCE loss rush (edited)
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 01-Aug-21 10:56 PM
There were so many things unredacted that day. I lost track like immediately
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 01-Aug-21 11:21 PM
okay yeah, i was too busy lamenting my lack of snack slots and then losing half my coins because coin died before i could use them for fuel to have noticed the sheer mass of unredactions tacopensive
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.@ feather 💙 02-Aug-21 02:24 AM
megan Ito had a non legendary arm canon 👀
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KarpskryparN 02-Aug-21 04:12 AM
Just a regular old armcannon you can find anywhere
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Laz (they/them) 02-Aug-21 07:13 AM
I saw a theory on SIBR narrative that "Metaphorical" could be read as "these mechanics didn't exist back then so we're using them to tell ludonarrative"
07:13
Since "Megan Ito broke X" would look out of place in the Feed
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 02-Aug-21 07:37 AM
that's my take on it personally
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 02-Aug-21 10:21 PM
So, apparently you can still unredact things? Because this just got revealed.
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georgia 🌱 02-Aug-21 10:22 PM
I guess if you already had herrings and didn’t turn them into fuel??
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 02-Aug-21 10:22 PM
presumably some people still had herrings and those people-- yeah, didn't stuff 'em in a fuel tank
22:23
or if you had peanuts, and hadn't upshelled all the herring messages, now'd be a great time
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georgia 🌱 02-Aug-21 10:23 PM
Well done margarito on your 15 sports numbers
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 02-Aug-21 10:31 PM
notable lack of parker in the batting averages and home runs stats 👀
22:32
aka yeah, he was just mvp because Economy
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Camaclue (🦇) 02-Aug-21 10:34 PM
Ah so like glover
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 02-Aug-21 10:35 PM
yeah. parker doesn't have to be the best, he just has to be at least one-tenth as good as the best and he's auto-economy
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Camaclue (🦇) 02-Aug-21 10:39 PM
Explains why his stats were so... mediocre
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 02-Aug-21 10:39 PM
parker wasnt even mediocre he's like..... extremely weirdly optimized
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Camaclue (🦇) 02-Aug-21 10:40 PM
If on an oddyssey triggered however many times yet he's still a middling batter, imagine how garbo he used to be
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 02-Aug-21 10:40 PM
he had ridiculously high levels of divinity (home run stat) and ruthlessness (strikeouts (pitcher) stat) but fairly bad everything else (edited)
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georgia 🌱 02-Aug-21 10:44 PM
Ya know if you take those literally, lorewise it kinda tracks. The gods’ favourite child who leaves destruction in his wake? Divine and ruthless makes sense.
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jordyn/bram 🌮💙💜🪐 🔭 02-Aug-21 11:47 PM
i wonder how the exploratory surgeries would've looked on parker... tacothink
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 03-Aug-21 08:13 AM
it's a terrible shame there weren't any peanut-themed prehistoric players we could have called them Peanut KLoNG (edited)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 04-Aug-21 02:13 PM
thinkin' about this coin speech
14:13
it's not on the wiki for some reason so i had to dig for where i recorded it
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 04-Aug-21 02:30 PM
thinkin bout anything in particular? or just the speech
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 04-Aug-21 02:31 PM
blaseball histories . . . . . . . .
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14:31
that one specific phrase has been rattling around in my head like a marble in a funnel all era
14:31
foreshadowing that there are alternate timelines? and also apparently there have been several coffee cups
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 04-Aug-21 02:33 PM
oh yeah! gosh that is so foreshadowy looking back...
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 04-Aug-21 02:34 PM
The "we brewed..." and "drink it in" and stuff makes me so 👀 especially after the Liquid Friend stuff with the Baristas
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 04-Aug-21 02:35 PM
i mean. that's. thats just because it was coffee
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 04-Aug-21 02:35 PM
plus the uhhhhhh theorizing? that infusions are. coughs. the real game band
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 04-Aug-21 02:35 PM
My hypothesis, we're gonna get another coffee cup style thing during this siesta (and maybe future ones) and the Baristas will be the Siesta Villains separate from main era arcs
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Laz (they/them) 04-Aug-21 02:40 PM
inb4 the Baristas abduct every player we know and Percolate them so fresh rerolls for every team happens as a new chapter of Blaseball
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 04-Aug-21 02:41 PM
the baristas have been running the entire expansion era behind the scenes this whole time foilhat
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 04-Aug-21 02:41 PM
the baristas are like gene (<- self indulgent)
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 04-Aug-21 02:42 PM
the baristas are the ones responsible for attractors but what does that mean
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 04-Aug-21 02:43 PM
they live in the saucer
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Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they)
My hypothesis, we're gonna get another coffee cup style thing during this siesta (and maybe future ones) and the Baristas will be the Siesta Villains separate from main era arcs
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 06-Aug-21 07:12 AM
Destroy the concept of "seperate from the main arc"
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔)
Destroy the concept of "seperate from the main arc"
frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 06-Aug-21 07:13 AM
* tgb voice*
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Laz (they/them) 06-Aug-21 07:29 AM
What if the Baristas are good actually They fixed Liquid Friend's Soul (albeit by boiling it)
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 06-Aug-21 07:30 AM
sometimes you just need to be boiled
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔)
Destroy the concept of "seperate from the main arc"
Darth Gar Gar 😈⚡💚💜 (he/they) 06-Aug-21 08:07 AM
I don't think I mean fully separate, clearly, because obviously there's gonna be things that carry over, but I like the idea of there being two narratives thatre moving concurrently
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Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 24-Sep-21 10:46 AM
I miss screaming at the library
same 8
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Camaclue (🦇) 24-Sep-21 11:35 AM
PLEASE IMAGINE LIBRARY
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 29-Sep-21 06:06 PM
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 29-Sep-21 07:19 PM
So my account got reset tacopensive and all my info is gone. But I did get 10 new peanuts for making a new account. Is there anything in the library I should be spending herring on or should I wait till blaseball comes back
19:19
I assume we know all the big stuff the rest is just filling-in
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 29-Sep-21 07:20 PM
afaik we are fresh outta things to do. i havent even... logged in in so long. im not even sure you Can access the library rn
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xXx⚡birbteef⚡xXx 29-Sep-21 07:21 PM
You can. It's there. You can upnut and herring things.
19:22
I think most people just don't have nuts and herring
19:22
Also idk if your account is still around mine got nuked :/ (edited)
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 29-Sep-21 07:25 PM
iunno im. afraid to check lmao
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Cliff, Perpetual Lurker 29-Sep-21 07:26 PM
I would assume that nothing is set in stone til the game actually comes back, tbh
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 29-Sep-21 07:32 PM
Accounts are doing weird stuff, some people have been having their accounts wacked up and it's maybe temporary i really dont know
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 30-Sep-21 07:56 AM
I wouldn't be at all surprised if everyone's inventory, coins, etc. were reset when blaseball comes back, so I'm not worrying about it too much
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 10:37 PM
🌬cracks knuckles
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something's up here in "Circuit 1" or whatever we call this pocket universe
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 26-Oct-21 10:38 PM
coin never gaslit the au
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 10:39 PM
Black Hole, Star, Sun 2, Blooddrain are all missing as well
22:39
and notably, Namerifeht was suggested to fit in Sun 2 and Star's definitions
22:39
so I think Namerifeht isn't even in this particular timeline
22:39
Snacks are mentioned by name
22:40
The Shelled One is both referred to and the Shelled definition word is redacted despite the definition not being redacted, as per Expansion Era
22:40
also: I'm pretty sure Run's redacted count changed
22:41
(in retrospect I think it should say Sun 1 but that's besides the point lol)
22:41
Run (Gamma Circuit 1): "A physical object forged |||| ||| |||||| || | ||||| |||||| during a Game of Blaseball. Often kept in a pile."
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georgia 🌱 26-Oct-21 10:42 PM
Floodings just always been here, this is the Wet AU
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 10:42 PM
I have a Theory
tacolook 2
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 10:42 PM
oh god. wet vs creepy
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Camaclue (🦇) 26-Oct-21 10:43 PM
Or there's no Girlboss to blame us for it
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 10:43 PM
Run (Laz Proposal) "A physical object forged from the shells of a dying Peanut during a Game of Blaseball. Often kept in a pile."
ohno 3
galaxysyndrome 2
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georgia 🌱 26-Oct-21 10:43 PM
I have no context for the wet vs creepy thing tbh I’m just pleased that wet au is matching up with pirate lore
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 10:44 PM
perhaps this is the Universe where it splits off of Season 9 👀
22:44
and the Shoe Thieves actually did beat the Shelled One
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georgia 🌱
I have no context for the wet vs creepy thing tbh I’m just pleased that wet au is matching up with pirate lore
frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 10:44 PM
some meme where some guy describes gyms as either creepy or wet
22:44
god the theories laz. ur killing me. this is so much to consider
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georgia 🌱 26-Oct-21 10:44 PM
Ohh I think I have seen that. gross
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 10:45 PM
the lack of Blooddrain is interesting and leads me to believe that this is a universe where multiple decrees are different
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georgia 🌱 26-Oct-21 10:45 PM
Yeah this is galaxysyndrome
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 10:45 PM
since Blooddrain came from the High Filter decree
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 10:45 PM
... hey did we have blood types before interviews
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 10:45 PM
we did not
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Camaclue (🦇) 26-Oct-21 10:45 PM
And the leagues are still good & evil
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 10:45 PM
no blooddrain = no blood?
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georgia 🌱 26-Oct-21 10:46 PM
I’m v torn between taking aus at fun test face value and absolutely going foilhat with you
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 10:46 PM
Interviews gave us Pregames, Coffee Style (now referred to as Coffee Type) and Blood Type
22:46
oh what if
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 10:46 PM
took away the dang blood. cant have fmee6ing in the immaterial plane
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 10:47 PM
DO NOTHING
tacothink 1
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also Blood Type is still in this Gamma apparently
22:47
though "Strike" and "Ball" Blood are new
22:47
and players can apparently have Blood Blessing powers on their own like that one Beams player
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 10:47 PM
BALL BLOOD
22:47
BALL IS LIFE
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 10:48 PM
Alternatively it could be Diagonal World since the end of s24 I -think- alluded to it
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georgia 🌱 26-Oct-21 10:48 PM
The solid/liquid thing is new though
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 10:48 PM
tbh this could also be a- yeah yeah. parallel would imply its like, almost the exact same, and it isnt
22:49
yeah thats giving me some Thoughts
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 10:50 PM
"Night"
"An indeterminate |||||| of ||||||||." "A space between ||||| ||||||| in which a Shift may occur." "Weather."
"Noise"
"A ||||||||||| || | |||||| from natural and sometimes artificial Sources, ||||||| |||||||||||| || ||||||||||||||| |||||||." "Weather."
"Day"
"Physical Concept. A unit of Observable Time."
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 10:51 PM
ugh i cant remember what channel it was in. but i swear somewhere it was mentioned/implied that our league should have a twin, to make a. what was the word. starts with c
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 10:52 PM
Day is also capitalized in the Book/Glossary too
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮
ugh i cant remember what channel it was in. but i swear somewhere it was mentioned/implied that our league should have a twin, to make a. what was the word. starts with c
Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 10:53 PM
Conference?
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 10:53 PM
yes that was it. we're one half of a conference, so wheres the other league? ... blaseball 2 maybe
22:54
... is That where folks like the boar and the frogs are
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 10:54 PM
I think they redid terms a Bit for this
22:55
Conference "A group of Divisions comprising half of a League."
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Division "A group of Teams comprising half of a Conference."
22:55
so in this case Solid Good is a Division, and Solid is a Conference
22:55
so this entire kit-and-kaboodle is the League
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 10:56 PM
oh. awwwwwwww. then we have the wild and mild conferences, yes? i think this is tripping my brain up
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 10:56 PM
in Expansion Era yeah lol
22:56
though in retrospect it does make more sense if one was to start from Blaseball this way
22:57
since Wild League and Mild League imply they're two different Leagues
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 10:57 PM
yeah just usin it as an example. yeah it does make things make more sense
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 10:57 PM
since like "Wild League" is technically a Subleague of Internet League
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 10:57 PM
are subleague and conference synonymous then?
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 10:57 PM
Conference could very well be a specific foible to Parallel World/this Circuit (edited)
22:57
yeah
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 10:58 PM
thats Also true. i imagine? hope? things will be cleared up either on monday or sat/sun next week
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 10:58 PM
hopefully!
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 10:58 PM
Very exciting
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 10:59 PM
I have a funny feeling we might meet either a brand new God on Sunday or the Shelled One
22:59
maybe even the Reader? though the entire Arcana page of the Book is Gone
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georgia 🌱 26-Oct-21 10:59 PM
The library’s still around though
23:00
Losing arcana makes sense as a symptom of stripping back the expansion era
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 11:00 PM
notice anything different?
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 11:00 PM
new god would be fun! theyve been a lil uhhhh. slow. to introduce new gods tho, so its hard to say how likely it is
23:00
oh theres no strikethrus
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georgia 🌱 26-Oct-21 11:00 PM
No letters at all
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 11:00 PM
YEAH
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georgia 🌱 26-Oct-21 11:00 PM
The random periods are 👀
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 11:00 PM
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 11:01 PM
i assume its for names spelled out like "K.A. Applgate"
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georgia 🌱 26-Oct-21 11:01 PM
Okay they do not match at all
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 11:01 PM
(you can spell ham with those letters)
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 11:01 PM
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georgia 🌱 26-Oct-21 11:01 PM
Yeah, or possibly acronyms (mr. x)
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 11:01 PM
23:01
they entirely re-wrote Section 7
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georgia 🌱 26-Oct-21 11:01 PM
TGB release your style guide please i won’t bite
23:02
Oh wow
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 11:02 PM
and I have my eyeballs on the Book if it changes between Circuits or not
23:02
bc it very well might
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Hazel 🐸👽 (they/it) 26-Oct-21 11:03 PM
why did they change splortsmanship to sportsmanship 👁 (edited)
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 11:03 PM
YEAH
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 11:03 PM
👀
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 11:03 PM
also it's no longer Divine Favor, just Favor
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23:03
AND ASCENSION IS STILL THERE
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 11:04 PM
is that the reg rules, or for circuits?
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 11:04 PM
unclear!
23:04
All we have about Gamma is three Days of games
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 11:04 PM
hmmmm. circuits could be godless, in that case
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 11:04 PM
in which at least one player apparently got incinerated, but otherwise was uneventful
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georgia 🌱 26-Oct-21 11:04 PM
I could imagine splortsmanship and sportsmanship coexisting as different terms. Like, sportsmanship is the generic concept and splortsmanship is sportsmanship as it directly applies to the splort of blaseball
23:05
Murdering? Not sportsmanlike. Could be splortsmanlike
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 11:05 PM
well there is was other splorts i think
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 11:05 PM
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"Each Weather condition may cause lasting changes" hm
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georgia 🌱 26-Oct-21 11:05 PM
well that’s been true
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 11:05 PM
6. The Game a. You lost it.
ballclark 1
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georgia 🌱 26-Oct-21 11:06 PM
I like “should”
23:06
There “should” be two teams but ya know
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 11:06 PM
23:06
Teams no longer require icons or colors huh
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 11:06 PM
it should be on the immaterial plane but if you slip and fall off thats fine
23:06
oh whoa
23:07
how. am i gonna draw inspiration for colours now /hj
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georgia 🌱 26-Oct-21 11:07 PM
Oh I forgot fate numbers were a thing I went 👀 at that last line
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 11:09 PM
Fates might mean something more yeah
23:09
...come to think of it
23:10
23:10
cars in Nascar races are often identified by number 👀
23:12
"Players may have ||| || |||| Blood Types, Coffee Types, Rituals, |||||||, |||||||||, |||||, ||||||, |||||||, |||||||||, ||||||, |||||||, |||||||||, |||||||| |||||, |||||, |||||, ||||||, ||||||||, Vibes, Items, Fates || ||."
23:12
jeez Players can have a lot of things now
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 11:13 PM
👀 👀 👀 ..... yknow what they call racetracks sometimes. circuits
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 11:13 PM
they DO
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 26-Oct-21 11:13 PM
all gas no breaks!
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 11:14 PM
[leftatlondon voice] nascar
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 11:14 PM
Fates || ||. looks really odd at the end there right
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 26-Oct-21 11:15 PM
the first word there might be "or"
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 11:15 PM
or...what
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 26-Oct-21 11:15 PM
but then or... something 2 letters long
23:15
yeah
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 11:15 PM
die
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 11:15 PM
Fates et al. ?
upnut 1
23:15
like etc.
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 26-Oct-21 11:15 PM
i guess but that'd be a weird way to phrase it
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 11:15 PM
the comically long list of things followed by an "et al" would be very Blaseball
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 11:16 PM
they could be using weird phrasing on purpose. they know we do stuff like this
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 11:16 PM
Fingers fits like three of those
23:16
and it's "technically" Advanced Knowledge even though we can look at them now
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 26-Oct-21 11:17 PM
if it's not that and is an or something 2 letters long, then that's almost definitely a word that doesn't have an s at the end e.g. is singular? which is also weird
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 11:17 PM
'players may have fingers' is a delightful sentence
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 11:18 PM
also of note with this kind of stuff: non-letter characters can often hide behind redaction ticks
23:18
colons, commas, etc.
23:18
they got better at splitting non letters from them but could still be there
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 26-Oct-21 11:19 PM
https://www.lexico.com/explore/two-letter-words ok based on this, it's probably either et al, something else weird, or they made a typo and forgot the period
Two-letter words are very sought-after. This page gives a substantial list of these words that have been recognised by Oxford Dictionaries.
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frog but gay (he/they) 💚💜🌮 26-Oct-21 11:21 PM
ok i gtg to bed, i look forwards to backreading in the morning. i will be dreaming of nlascar and everyone in the stand making 'king petty would have love circuits. they would have been so happy' memes
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Laz (they/them) 26-Oct-21 11:21 PM
it really is a crime King Lucas Petty can't partake wheerersad night frog!
23:21
oh
23:22
Fates to go.
23:22
hm
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Aqueyatt Maslon (she/her) 26-Oct-21 11:28 PM
that'd be a weird end to a list but also a perfectly possible one and very ominous
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georgia 🌱 26-Oct-21 11:57 PM
as is?
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Laz (they/them)
maybe even the Reader? though the entire Arcana page of the Book is Gone
Sinjid 💚 👑 Nerd(✔) Goof(✔) 27-Oct-21 03:24 PM
Reader AUs hello is this the new Marvel MCU's what if series
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Laz (they/them) 27-Oct-21 03:24 PM
Reader's fanfic where all the Desert teams are good at Blaseball and everyone else are bad (edited)
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georgia 🌱 27-Oct-21 03:59 PM
why are the tacos Like That then /lh
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 28-Oct-21 07:00 PM
oh jeez are we going down a motorsport rabbithole, am I going to have to dust off my old special interests to keep up with blaseball now xD xD xD
19:02
because I would not put it past TGB to pull out e.g. the old 1973 Formula One driver number allocation system (okay I wouldn't expect literally that one but you know, something similarly arcane)
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Dead Mod Hadlem 🌮🍍💚⏳ 31-Oct-21 01:16 PM
library my belibrary (edited)
13:16
please update soon
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DeeJay 💚 ♅ 07-Dec-21 01:05 AM
Does this season structure match the prehistory season structure? Day 99 is prob the same as game 63 and then there was elections then but it was a 162 day season
01:06
But not neccesarily a 162 GAME season
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Laz (they/them) 07-Dec-21 05:42 AM
Iirc Pre-History was 120 Days before postseason
05:44
Oh woops 162 Day season looks right (edited)
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fractal Starlight [it/its] 09-Dec-21 11:53 AM
I wonder if we're gonna get an expansion section in the library once main blaseball starts again
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Laz (they/them) 14-Dec-21 08:26 AM
https://twitter.com/Kidror19/status/1470454764412436480?t=93cjDIapAYG5vDxzRPxmTQ&s=19 Kidror did a handy diagram of the immaterial plane et al (I guess this could work as a channel for metaplot speculation? 🤷 )
Hey Blaseball Twitter Have this Bye Blaseball Twitter
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Caru the Ballclark Estimator 27-Dec-21 01:11 PM
rest now, sweet place of library fk speculating tacopleadhearts
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💚🌮jellorain🌮💚 27-Dec-21 01:11 PM
crab rave
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